Taking one for the Team...
(begun Friday 8th February at 4am...)

*Everything hinges on which Team our Counter-Fraud Operative bats for, does it not? Either way I have his attention for the moment, and for that I'm duly grateful.   Links to back up my theories, Mr. Snowman?  It's all out there if you care to look, but I have no links for you...From the moment the CIA published their crass report that they were to control the American population by means of their electrical devices, to the Tangling with Telecoms article in Popular Mechanics July 2011 www.popularmechanics.co.za, to Ahmet across at the holoforum.org, it's all out there.   Any such links would pale by comparison to the fact that me and my friends  have been used and abused as Hacker's Hubs for the laser/wireless surveillance technology in the area since 2005, and there you have only my wordy and often incomprehensible blogs to refer to.. Good luck with that...*

Bored yet?  Man, we can't have that. How's about I introduce you to Captain Courageous' stunning new wireless weapon of choice for this week?  Without the introduction of the logs I now keep, I doubt I'd have been able to pinpoint it's arrival quite so accurately...
*And the first of the pink Error banners has arrived as I type my second update for the day here in blogger...*
Ever had tired and over-worked eyes? Ever had one of them develop an irritating tic? Sure you have... You think this is small potatos? Wait....  I was trying to catch up on Caxtons local papers yesterday afternoon, when it kicked in bigtime, but I still wasn't certain at that stage... No worries.. You can always count on the Abuse Specialist at No. 6 to confirm what you're suspecting, sooner rather than later... And so it was...

Save your scorn, but it so happens I've only just discovered how to view my photos in slide form and blown up in My Pictures... I'd been happily admiring my own handiwork for over half an hour when, at 6.35pm exactly, Balliram had suddenly seen fit to crank up the BackFire frequency by a mile... In a conversational tone I'd reminded my Controller that he was a Pig. He'd responded immediately by giving me a brutal jab to the left front of my head, and guess what?  Off went the old left eye, jumping like crazy...*vomits profusely...Going after my eyes again, Chop?  Sure you are.. I'd gone back through my scribbled logs a while later and I figure I have pretty much the exact point this heroic Soldier of the Yellow Army hauled this latest weapon of war from his box of tricks with such a flourish..

It had been this past Monday afternoon, and I'd been trying to raise Holson's colleague at Safety & Security on her cellphone just before 3pm.. It looked like Missus Courageous' Merc was on their driveway, but a NAT had kicked in loudly outside the lounge window as I'd retired to my corner of the lounge and given up on trying to call... Straight away I started taking some heavy flak behind my left eye.. Jab, jab, jab... Someone's got the rats, right?  I made a note, and forgot about it... On Tuesday I find another mention made, this time at 4.55pm, when he'd found it amusing to introduce the same stabbing pains behind my eye, along with the increased BackFire frequency, and that deep ache to the top of my legs... Marvellous!!
On Wednesday my logs show that he came close enough at 4.25pm with a sudden fierce ache to both ears and an unpleasant tightening at the base of my skull....

There can be no doubt whatsoever that his latest efforts have achieved the desired result, and that my eye is now badly weakened as a result, and he couldn't resist demonstrating this as I sat in front of the computer yesterday at 6.35pm...   That's the stuff, hey Jannie?  *looks at the Vodacom Agent... The more violent the abuse, the less likely any of your unfortunate Recruits will be, to step out of line.. Fact. You'll give your half-hearted and lame snort of derision as always, but you're aware that even your Fanbois know I'm reporting the truth, and doing your job for you...

Terrorise and cow the Suckers into total submission by letting the old bitch describe the wireless weaponry, as each new marvel is dug from the arsenal... And that, my dear Watson, will be why I'm being permitted to carry on yapping here freely on blogger, with no more than the occasional threat of closure... *winks at the Oaf next door...
Was the Mayflower Rd. Shipping Agent angry enough to call my Controller after the renewed publicity I gave him?  Did he whine that he'd thought looking at that stolen footage from the Bathroom Matinee had been a freebie, and was he shocked to find it was operating on a Pay Per View basis?   Does his job have anything to do with bringing containers into the country?  Handled any specific work for the Druglord Michael Barnabas, in between feeding your bizarre tastes on the computer?  PAGAD se VOET!! *glances over at the Reservist...

You think I'm being too harsh on him?  You think I should go easier on the poor slob?  Naa, and I'd even go so far as to suggest that the Snowman make a note of what I've told you here, and depending on his committment, he can have it followed up... My speculation has been oddly reliable o Frosted one, despite your derision, and if, as you would have us believe, your lot are planning to take down the Filth, you could do a lot worse than poke around Mr. Blobby's affairs... Hell, for all I know the old Goat is squeaky-clean, and simply made the mistake as so many of you did, of enjoying the stolen Bathroom Matinee footage that the Tutor was only too happy to share.. Tsk, tsk....

Just how one-sided this war is, was brought home to me yesterday, as Balliram tracked the Polo every inch of our outing, slamming me brutally from every power point he could employ.. When I'd finally gotten back home after 1pm and I'd leaned in to the car window to thank the old man for a lovely trip out, I'd meant it, pain and all..  The drive along the near-deserted Durban beachfront had been escapism at it's best, and the more abuse the Sadist tossed at me, the less it seemed to matter...
The stench of raw sewage down at the uShaka end of Point Road was an eye-opener, and it pervaded the entire area, including those larnie apartment blocks surrounded by canals.. Hmm.. Doesn't our Prince Sifiso reside in one of those posh flats down there?  Anyone know where he is these days?  Still serving his murder sentence behind bars where he belongs, or was he quietly allowed to walk free, due to his close bond with Michael Sutcliffe?

Did my Monitor hear how the GW had briefly tried to explain about the corruption and fraud surrounding MTN at the moment?  Balliram would've had excellent Eavesdropping reception at the time, as we sat in the Parking lot at the biscuit factory in Pinetown... Will you check out THIS wirelessed camera mast on the corner of Anderson and Old Main Road, and how Telkom's white wireless box has been strategically placed to enhance stolen conversations from that section..? You simply can't miss, can you fellas?  *winks.. I battle to single out any one of the telecoms giants as being more corrupt than the others, and I guess you'll understand why...  It's the horrific bigger picture that I'm privy to, that has me regarding them all with equal contempt...
MTN is more corrupt than Telkom? Telkom is worse than Vodafone? *falls over choking...
The current revelations are no more than a delicious distraction folks, as, when it comes to the world-wide culling Experiment, these giants have joined forces behind the scene and work together as one...

Course, many of you have already made up your minds that this technological magic will ultimately be to the good of the population, though natch, I have my doubts... I only have to glance at the horrors scribbled on my logs to be reminded that I shant be benefitting from Roux and Petruccione's laser/wireless project in this lifetime, and that's a fact...
Taking one for the Team is proving to be a long drawn-out and painful affair, and I see no end in sight, while you continue to cosset and coddle the very dregs of society...
Bugger that!  Onwards and upwards to the bitter end, say I...
Peace julle..

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Friday 8th February 2013 at 10.37am..