CARP OF THE DAY....
(begun Wednesday 2nd March at 6.55pm...)

*As I sign in to blogger, our Controller thumps loudly into the wirelessed cable behind the TV....*


Just how long have the RF Engineers been aware of the Chronic Fatigue frequency?  Years?  I guess it's going to become a favourite employed by Area Controllers across the country?  More often than not the audible yawns given off by the victims, as they're subjected to a hefty dose, will be heard by the delighted Eavesdroppers visiting your home...
Bear in mind that I no longer give a toss at being labelled a crazy, for I know who I'm talking to right now... Here's looking at you, kid... *waves...
Flooding B.Snr's home with this particular charmer had Missus B.Snr. knocked out on her bed at all hours of the day, in total bewilderment...  It's been used in ours for a long time as well, and very effectively too... But that's OK, right Balliram?  Worthless Test Dummies that we are, and only really good for a giggle?

After the GW had finished his session on the PC this morning, it suddenly became unmanageable...*winks..
I'd gone online to send out the AGM Minutes, and Balliram and his up-and-coming Capell Road Controller were all set for a laugh, and some serious mischief.  Behind all the spiteful fun and games, there's a continuing and determined effort to cause problems to anything pertaining to our Community Policing Forum... A theme that's been adhered to for years, by Nayager's devoted IT Monkey......
Do I finally make it official and contact SITA to chat about this DickHead?  When the Durban Springfield Park branch assuredly has a close working relationship with the Druglord, as well as our Head of Intelligence? *snorts..
It might be worth at least a blog, to pop in to their offices and report back to you on the results?  To be able to confirm in a blow-by-blow account that the Project down here, is indeed a rotting steaming pile of corruption?

Were I to pitch up unannounced at the State Intelligence Technology Agency, it's guaranteed they'd be expecting me.. Demo model that I am, we're tracked diligently every Thursday on our travels, and you can bet on that...
It's an exercise that our Controller will have come to enjoy as he hops from LAN to LAN after us, demonstrating his prowess to an awed audience....

I figure it's easy enough to lose him if you really want to... Head for a giant Mall (the Liberty Mall up in Sleepy Hollow is good) and leave all your cellphones locked in the boot of your car.. Bingo!  Course, if you were a real threat to State Security, and they lost the tracking signal in the underground parking, they'd have contacts working in the Mall itself, who would be alerted to look out for you, physically.....
Once they'd established which shop you'd entered, they'll try and activate the nearest audio-monitoring devices...

Why would they bother with me, when they must have dozens of other DumbBunnies to practise their tracking and monitoring skills on?  I guess I'm more fun to hound, than your average Labrat?  (we won't mention the Psycho's sick obsession, will we?).  The mere fact that I'm aware of the technology's capabilities, makes this lot even more determined to show off? *cackles...
Early on, the cock-ups were hilarious... I'd head up to the Engen garage for the newspaper, and as I'd enter the shop a whole row of ceiling lights would go out, or a till would suddenly crash and die.. Once, in their haste to monitor us, they jammed the garage shop's automatic doors, and of course, I was the only one who appreciated that fiasco....
So ja, I think I can safely say that I'm more fun to track than your average idiot, simply because I acknowledge their skills (or lack of)..*grins...

My Vice Chair called yesterday evening.. He struggled to tell me on his erratic line that he'd been battling to access his emails.. He'd finally resorted to calling Telkom, who'd run a check and said they could see no problems on their side...*winks...  When my Master and his pupils shrug and say they're merely practising their skills at hacking, and it's nothing more than that, bear in mind that the same crap is being done to my Vice Chair... It's certainly no coincidence, as the good work he does for our CPF drives them nuts, and he sends out a lot of mails on our behalf...

However much Balliram would trivialise these attacks on our computer, there's always been the deeper underlying reason for this mischief, and I've been telling you this for years... The CPF must fail to achieve anything in the neighbourhood, and Nayager and his Monkey will go out of their way to have this tradition upheld... *vomits...  Do they whine their denials and insist that it's MY presence they resent?  Why then corrupt my Vice Chair's system as well?
Were the Struggle Activist to be persuaded to take over all the Secretarial duties for our Forum, would the mischief magically cease, and the efforts made by our CPF suddenly begin to pay off?  I don't see that happening, though I figure even the idea of my resignation has the Crumb's anger levels cooling a few degrees?  *grins..
Shall we give it a shot and see?  The Listeners will have noted that I'm laying the groundwork for just such a change, and chances are, their fingers will be welded together by now....

Have I introduced you properly to the latest Area Controller?  He'd be the one that hops into your home if you live over in Renaud, Barnes, or Capell Road.. Wave to your fellow Wuggers, Dominic, there's a good chap... Now tell them whose homes you enjoy visiting stealthily, the most, in the dark private hours.. When they've shut down their computers and laptops, and are obligingly running the signal-enhancers you've requested for that evening?
Do they even have a clue that you can sneak over and jump into their homes, and hear every word they say in private?  I didn't think so... *grins...
The cheap thrill of invading their space without their knowledge, is what it's all about, right?
It's not the content of their casual conversations that's of importance, but the sick delight of being able to get away with it...
Sort of techno-Peeping Toms is what you are... *roffels...

Course, it does raise the question of what will be done if you overheard a derogatory remark made about someone you like, or admire, hey Dom?  My guess is that you'd pass it on to your Tutor and a plan would be devised to teach the author of the slur a lesson... The 'punishment' would depend on the severity of the carelessly dropped criticism...
Could be that the TV will go on the blink, or a couple of appliances will get cooked?  If it was considered a really offensive clanger, chances are the perpetrator could get hijacked at their front gate...  The possibilities are endless, and I'm here to assure you that it would be unwise to consider yourselves safe simply because you've joined the local WUG...

The guys given the task of controlling your power circuits  may well be known to you.. You'll find them friendly, amiable, and helpful, right?  Keep telling yourself this, as your lights dip fractionally of an evening, and a cricket chirps ceaselessly for weeks, outside your windows, and FFS watch your mouth!  *falls over choking..

Friday 4th March at 4.55am...


What are the odds of that happening?  That scrolling up the main Forum page in mybroadband yesterday afternoon, there was a post from 'Dennis,' grumbling about his problems with email... *falls over laughing.. Carefully kept at the top of the iBurst forum where I was most likely to see it?
The Vice-Chair said last night that now it's been three days since he could access his emails on his computer, though on his cellphone it still works ok... He uses ADSL, not iBurst.. The feeble attempts to have you believe the problems are not just restricted to our CPF business are a FAIL, however hard 'Dennis' would try and persuade you otherwise... *grins...

The entire time I spent browsing on mybroadband yesterday, I could see the harddrive was going nuts, though this time the little Kaspersky icon sat still and well-behaved... Our PC is OWNED, and the constant suggestions to change passwords regularly, are a complete waste of time.. What I see on my screen is what Balliram sees on his..*yawns...
He has only to wait for the new password verification to arrive, to update his access, so what's the point of changing it?   *shrugs...

Have the IMA taken into account the detrimental effects of EMR on humans?  As the wheeling and dealing behind the scenes, to secure the ground they require for their proposed Islamic Hospital goes on, have they factored in the nearby masts?
If they were to fancy putting their construction up on the Bowling Green ground right next to the William Clarke Garden's Babies Home, they would be within yards of a palm-tree disguised mast, which IMO would make a mockery out of the entire project... Would the IMA Directors request that the mast be moved to a safer site?  They certainly have the clout to have this done...

The same applies to Mr. Dawood's (Roseann.cc) proposed development beyond the gumtrees next to Hugo Road... The levels of EMR up on that hill would astound you, were you privy to honest readouts...
Can the IMA justify shrugging this glaring fact aside, and exposing the already ill and frail to these additional risks?  Seriously?
On completion of Mr. Dawood's three proposed blocks, any occupant moving in over there, would be directly exposed to the nearby Barnard Road, Mayville cellmast, the mini-base station at St. Theresa's, and the beautiful twinkling microwave tower across in Overport... Something you might want to consider before signing a lease?  Edit:  Amazingly, I have been allowed to type up this blog pretty much hassle-free....Will our Controller make his own edits once I've signed out? Your guess is as good as mine... *shrugs....

Peace...

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Friday 4th March 2011 at 8.42am...