Tuesday, September 28, 2010

RAIN ON YOUR PARADE...

(begun Tuesday 28th September at 4.10am..)


Stick to him like glue?  Leave your cell on in your pocket, and we’ll do the rest?  The newbie went to some trouble to avoid shaking my hand, but I wasn’t taking no for an answer…*winks…
Any truly honest cops out there, reading me?  Do you have any idea what a Good Cop stationed at Dodge City goes through? Never mind the risks that go with the job, when you can't tell friend from foe among your own fellow Officers?
Okay, so I’m running ahead of myself here….

We had a really poorly attended CPF Meeting last night.. Pleasant and interesting, but 90% of the people didn’t bother to pitch up or send apologies… The rain?  Sies..
The Vice-Chair had apparently asked the Good Captain to meet us at the Engen Garage afterwards, for coffee… I didn’t think he’d show, but he did…
Man, this is a minefield, but caution always eluded me, so I'll just wade right on in, shall I?

Bad things have a way of happening to the handful of Good cops whose virtues I extol here, but Alvin is without a doubt one of that rare breed…. He didn’t turn up on his own, but had two young fellow officers with him…
One of whom has been newly transferred to Dodge and made a point of hanging on the fringe and not actually participating in the discussion… (That would be the dude that had declined to shake my hand…*waves…)

Tell me Creep…?  You didn’t think I'd make the connection, despite I've got pics in my album of the house in Raftery Crescent where J’s uncle lives?  Man, I'm betting that cutie had to race home and hop onto the LAN for a report-back soon after I'd left…. Or did he just call you? 
Did you really think I'd forgotten that his uncle lives in a house bought and paid for by the Druglord Barnabas?  A house in full view of the Project-adjusted mast between Harris Crescent and Raftery?  Whose walls are literally festooned with giveaway signal enhancers?  *falls on over….

Alvin hasn’t been back at Dodge that long, but he's been put in charge of a team that specifically deals with drug-related crime..*blinks.. Since meeting his  charming homie and fellow-officer last night, I guess I'm going to have to rain on your parade FFS….
The Good Captain was telling us last night how often they get a tip-off, only to arrive and find no sign of evidence… Why would that be?  Any ideas J?
You’ve gotta laugh.. No really…..  There's me blethering on to Alvin about Nayager and Balliram monitoring every call and SMS he makes and gets, when all the bloody while his fellow team member is …. Ag – you get the picture?
It’s like this J… I LOVE a good cop, but let me see one that undermines and shafts his unwitting fellow officer and my bloody gorge rises….
You want to try and change my assessment?  Have I got the situation figured out all wrong?
You’re a wugger and you had the balls to not deny it.. I'm betting the New Transfer who hovered so close throughout our conversation is also au fait with a keyboard….  Captain Peters?  Man, I guess he's just too busy doing his job to the best of his ability to play on the LANS….

At some point I managed to get a word in, and asked the Captain what happens to the drugs that are confiscated after a bust.. Are they still being re-distributed from out of the Evidence room at Dodge?   He replied that there's now a new system in place and that all confiscated drugs are placed in tamper-proof bags/containers…
Izzat so?  Are these bags locally manufactured?  Who supplies them?  Are they imported?  *looks at Earl… Tamper free se GAT!!!

*Any Good cops out there want to dig around and see where these containers come from and whether they're really a safe method of preventing theft and subsequent re-sale? *

Whoonga earning you a tidy profit right now Earl?  Sales filling up your carefully hidden bank accounts?  At this rate young Baron will soon be able to upgrade the sexy convertible he drives…
Life couldn’t be better right now?  Hob-knobbing (sp) with the ShaikBoyz and the Guptas, while fulfilling your side of the deal with stunning success?
Nayager running Organised Crime via the Big Brother technology, and your Lieutenants flooding the Zone with crud, should result in a flash-flood of new wuggers, and the rest are expendible right?  You're following the methods of softening the citizens to accept Big Brother gratefully, and right now I'm betting you're being wined and dined as the best recruitment officer there is… (apart from Jannie himself of course…. ) *vomits profusely…

It just occurred to me   -  Do you spell Gervais with a G or a J?  You want to know what I said to the VC when you walked in with Alvin?  Someone so cute CAN'T be bad…. *falls over laughing….

No heatwave worth mentioning this morning Crackerjack?  Wassup?  You got other things on your mind?  *teeth… It's not all bad hey?  Roy’s little Nissan has now gone full circle and we're back to square one, with her threatening to cut out at any moment…
Am I supposed to break down in some god-forsaken area and land in terminal trouble?  Is that the general idea?  *interested…
The GW is all for taking her back to Mr. Moodley's Great Shift and can't fathom why I'm less than thrilled at the idea…. When it comes to sheer lack of imagination, my SO takes the bloody cake… *grins..

For those of you who are easily persuaded that I've got it all wrong as usual…. There was an outcry when Barnabas bought the house in Raftery and residents insisted that drug related crimes would escalate in the street accordingly… How relieved were they when the Druglord installed the Constable’s uncle as his tenant?  Whew! 
As it happens, this particular Rentboy is way more interested in Information Theft than sugars… *grins…
Why did he get rid of his Siberian huskies so quickly?  Interesting to speculate whether he replaced them at all, or whether he simply does without a dog altogether?   Why?
Geez Louise!   He’s running a shitload of power just a hop, skip and a jump from the mast… Who’s to say his dogs weren't voicing their dismay and discomfort continuously, drawing unwanted attention to their owner's activities?

Speaking of which, our Paramedic higher up the Crescent, next door to the Assessment Centre, has had himself as fine an array of signal enhancers installed along his new boundary wall, as you will find anywhere!
Those babies were needed to push the signal across the little park through to Raftery Crescent and by golly, when Balliram starts to fiddle with their output, I would predict it's not just the unfortunate dogs in DLOS that will feel the effects…

Tellus Mr. H….   You having headaches at all, over there in Raftery Crescent?  Any of the folks in your house acquired ‘tinnitus’ recently?  Your neighbours?  Any cramping?  Dead hands?  Man, any of these symptoms that YOUR Controllers laugh off so merrily, could in fact mean trouble for you and yours down the line…  But hey – you’re doing Barnabas a favour and can't or don’t wish to bail at this point?  Just keep an eye out there dude… No amount of juicy financial rewards can replace your health, despite all the denials and cries of ‘unproven risks’….
You could go check out the symptoms  the Craigavon victims suffered along with Tracey-Lee Dorny, or you could pay attention to the remarkable side-effects experienced nearer to home…

It hits your joints as much as anything, and overnight you can acquire pains in your back, knees or wrists.. That would be along with the pins and needles effect and microwave buzzing in your ears… Maybe you're lucky Mr. H, and like the GW you're a Thick-Skin, and seemingly impervious to all but the most savage of attacks….
Course you all know by now that Balliram has breached (sp) even the GW’s natural defences on several occasions, and that recently he experienced ‘tinnitus’ for a whole day, and every few weeks he’s crippled by an assortment of inexplicable aches and pains..*winks..
It pretty much depends on the mood of the Controller.. If he so much as sniffs dissension (sp) in the air, be it real or imagined, you could find that Voltaren is your only true friend at the time, or at least until Balliram's attention is distracted by another potential victim…

Too harsh Missus C?  Not the guy you signed up to support for life?  Hanging with Nayager as he always was, and continues to do, you’ve never considered that he too regards women as second-class citizens, there to be used and abused?  ‘Scuse me?
There's so much of the finer details of the Toad Vendetta you're simply not told, it’s a joke… Only when he oversteps the mark and he needs you to bail him out, will he turn to you for help… You're only too happy to oblige, as it makes you feel needed?  Sit for a minute and dare face up to the grim reality of it all… There's no excuse for his ongoing abuse of residents via the powerlines, unless it's simply because he enjoys it…
You don’t find that sick?
Despite your apparent hatred, I find you worthy of so much more than this Tool of the Corrupt that you support so blindly….

Could you forgive yourself if somewhere down the road your kids were to pay the price for the extremist and irresponsible games their papa plays with the powerlines and mast?  That of course applies to all of you out there, even the Whisperer Schabir…
Your partiality to eavesdropping may at some point result in more than just a fat wallet and perverted self-sastisfaction… Godforbid I'm around ten years from now, to see whether this dire prediction comes to pass…
Ag kak!   There I go with the doom and gloom again, when in fact it’s a grand, grey, and drizzly day here in the Valley of the Damned, and long may the rain continue….

Peace…

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Tuesday 28th September 2010 at 11.28am….