UNACCOUNTABILITY…

(begun Monday 5th July at 6.30am..)

I’ve just been up to fetch the Times, and see the Scrabble Player has a subdued light on in his lounge.  Not the big ceiling light with the curtains thrown back, as ordered now so often by his Controller.?  Has he been persuaded to have just one more addictive game before heading off to the salt mines..?

Did Balliram report back that I was startled enough either yesterday or the day before to ask the GW waspishly how he could NOT feel the enormous pressure in our lounge at about midday..?  That no amount of yawning or swallowing lessened the ear-crushing effects? No?  He forgot?  That old selective amnesia kicking in again?  Pfft…  Well may you lot find it amusing.. Until such time as there's an upgrade in your street and you start to experience this fascinating phenomenon as they fumble about with the computer program and the power lines…

How's about a WUG for victims of powerline abuse?  Where we could all meet up in a chatroom and whinge endlessly of our nausea and burning hands… Of lost appliances, dropped phonelines and interference on our calls. Of knife-like pains in our joints and weird cramps?  Of the wall of heat sometimes coming off a jackpoint or the monitor screen?  The brick-red colour that suffuses our faces for no apparent reason?  Of our cellphones becoming too hot to handle…
C’mon Jannie, fair’s fair…*shrieks with laughter at THAT outdated concept…

It promises to be another perfect day.. I watched Gran Torino on the telly yesterday and loved it.. Anyone agree that racism is alive and flourishing in the USA, and that our own country is way ahead of the pack when it comes to getting along?  *proud…

Tuesday 6th July at 4.55am..

You heard of the tragedy that took place over in Kennedy in the early hours of Sunday morning?  Wildly conflicting figures are being tossed about, but I'm inclined to go with the Lacey Road rep. who visited Kennedy Road on Sunday and gave us a report back at last night's meeting..
He was told as many as 400 shacks burned to the ground and that 4 people died…
That a group of guys had been drinking at the 24-hour shebeen over there, and one of them may have fallen across the wires of an illegal electricity connection, which started the blaze…. *sighs..

I found an angry newsletter from the Abahlali in my gmail yesterday, which left me feeling confused.. When the matter came up last night over coffee at the Engen garage, it turns out I wasn’t the only one that found the newsletter’s tone disturbing..
Despite the implications that trouble is brewing, there’s a good many innocent people out in the cold right now, with everything they own cooked to a crisp..
People who could care less about politics and are just battling to get through each day…

If you can, how's about flying by Dodge City and dropping off some old clothes, blankets or cash with Captain Sobrathi (sp)?  A guy I trust would see your offerings were delivered to the right people..
However mild Durban’s weather is claimed to be, put yourself out in the open next to the Muni Dump, with nothing but the clothes on your back, and see how you’d be feeling right now..

The Park's guys moved in on the gumtrees yesterday HERE.. I called Manisha again and she patiently said they weren't actually chopping them down, but just cutting the lower branches.. Right. *winks..  I can't fault her for her kind response, but how refreshing it would have been to hear her admit the real reason for the drastic ‘pruning’.. It ain't gonna happen… *shrugs..

If you were able to check out the amount of lights running from the orphanage all night, last night, and you weren't a chosen Wugger, chances are you may be offended by the continued requests to save on power… A staggering amount of electricity running through the night on the orders of a Cracker…
He gave me a small taste of it as I lay lazily in my bed earlier on, and my toes suddenly curled over in protest while my hand threatened to spontaneously combust… *totally unimpressed…
Yeah Balliram, I guess we all know by now what a BIG fish in a small pond you are, and how utterly DANGEROUS you can be behind the controls, and how your web of criminal CONNECTIONS covers more than just SA.. blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda… Pity then that despite all this you’ve turned out to be nothing more than an obsessive small-time crook with a serious bent for cruelty to your fellow-man.. *yawns and pats the Creep…

Did I tell you that Dodge is duty-bound to send a rep to at least one of our CPF Meetings each month?  We were told last night that this task is now to be shared by two Officers.. Captain Xule came in and sat down long after our Meeting had started, signed the register and then left some ten minutes later, without saying anything.. *blinks… That’s it Crumb?  Your best shot?  More pressing problems for the Officers to deal with than a piddling CPF Meeting?
If you were out there doing your job instead of hanging over a laptop eavesdropping on our VOIPED Meeting with your mates, I'd have no axe to grind… *gags at the shifty Shadow Head of Dodge..

Man, would I love a word with Nathie Mthethwa right now..*Busy editing right now in blogger and the connection is dropped... Balliram simply HAS to be acknowledged...*  To have the opportunity to fill him in on ALL the options available via the Big Brother operation.. The finer details that were carefully omitted at the briefings…
That the cellphone that’s become an extension of your right hand does so much more than allow your movements to be tracked, and can now be activated remotely to enhance your conversation for the benefit of unseen Listeners.. Is our Minister aware of this?
Is he aware that his residence can be VOIPED and that his private conversations are not necessarily monitored by a squeaky-clean individual?

How many top Government officials have been given phones and assured that they are unhackable? *roffels.. While you insist the Project’s objective is to clean house, may I suggest that you start with your own filthy abode?  By the time you’ve weeded out the criminals knowingly employed by the Big Brother Authors, there'll be very few operatives left to run the show..*laughing….
I’m not talking to those who regard their given task with responsibility and don’t abuse the power they control…*looks at Donald..
I would put you and the Vermin in that category and would hope that you’ve not since been persuaded to ‘have fun’ with any of the unsuspecting residents homes you visit, no matter how much you come to despise them.. Too late?  Geez, I hope not…

I’m willing to bet that it can get boring out there and that’s when temptation will strike.. Man, you’ve eavesdropped on the guy often enough to deduce he’s a pig, so why not spike his precious stereo?  Yes?  NO FFS!!!  Do it just once, and you align yourself with the likes of the Insurance Scammer at No. 6, despite all your protests to the contrary..   Nobody will know and the fellow deserves it?  Fark!  You see where I’m going with this?

Balliram should be locked away for deliberately increasing emissions in individual homes, if nothing else.. Were he to deny this, you must know by now he’s lying.. He has consistently and repeatedly abused the power given to him by the equally corrupt Superintendent of Electricity for Durban, and while I can only speak for B.Snr’s family and the librarian, you can be absolutely sure there are many others being treated to this particular sport…

Among your so-friendly and helpful fellow-wuggers will be those with ulterior motives.. Will you recognize them?  Like hell you will!   How’s business out there Baron?  A whole new world of potential customers  since you hopped on board the WUG?  *vomits.. There’ll always be a market for the wares you peddle, right?   But what a civilised means you now have to increase your sales….

*Its now 6.40am and el Monstro triggers his house alarm.. A regular event these days and done for a purpose no doubt…*

Does the Strategist tell you earnestly that the majority of Controllers are as straight as a die, and that only one or two are affiliated to Organised Crime?  That they're aware of the criminal Network Admins and watch them closely? *falls over laughing… Nothing short of his relocation to a Correctional facility would have me believe that Balliram and his ilk weren't employed DESPITE their criminal links, but BECAUSE of them.. So pull the other one, voda3g…belches…

LATER at 8.40am..

Last night there was a one-liner in my gmail box from my sister.. Let's hope her new gmail account proves more reliable than the fs.net she always used, hey Balliram?  *snarls…

I’ve just endured at least 10 minutes of fairly hectic earache as a direct result of a call I took earlier from the Reservist…*startled..
He rang to say that the ousted Police Chief had donned his unreturned uniform yesterday and reported for duty at Brighton Beach…   When I’d finished laughing (with difficulty) he said it was serious, as Nepaul had found a loophole, and Women’s Right’s Groups should be alerted to raise the alarm on behalf of the sexually harrassed female officers..
How’s this for an amendment to the already shaky laws of the land?
Anyone found in possession of an official police officer's uniform, who is NOT in the employ of the Police Department, be fined 10 ks or locked up for 3 months without bail or trial.  For starters that is… *looks at Nayager…

The Good Superintendent also laughed and said that Tweedledumb was just trying his luck and that the criminal hoped to persuade the gullible that he would be reinstated… Pfft.. He said that wasn’t going to happen… *claps..
By the time I'd finished relaying this latest entertaining bit of gossip to my Vice Chair, my ears were aching alarmingly, as Nayager’s No. 1 FanBoi cranked up the power in his rage…*laughing..
Not five minutes later I stepped out of the front door and his house alarm began yowling again…

Dearie me, did we get out of bed on the wrong side today or what?
Peace..

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Tuesday 6th July 2010 at 1.47pm.