SINK OR SWIM....
(begun Sunday 9th May at 10.10am...)
How many nights ago did Sue the Book and I chortle over the landline as we dissed Balliram? Was it the same instance I'd blogged of the corrupt manipulation and charges added to our account on trying her number repeatedly? *nods.. Was the fatal spike to her stove administered later that same evening or did he simmer for a day or two before giving it the coup de gras?
Our own latest slap was set up much earlier, and I suspect began as blogged with the three guys sitting in the open trench Thursday before last, next to the new hydrant outside our Controller's house..
Up until the GW retired last year, I've had to deal with the few blockages to our sewage line, which always and without fail began with an overpowering stench..
Not this time.. I've been writing here for over a week of the water that now surges occasionally from the drain cover under the avo tree. We flush and gallop outside only to see nothing... Hau! There's no pong either...
And no, it's not leaking anywhere further back up the line either...
Something was done to our sewage line on Thursday 2 weeks ago, and it was organised by the Creep next door.
Was the official who claimed he'd found two leaks in the new water line, (that were subsequently never seen by us, or attended to), in actual fact isolating the sewage pipe? *winks.. Makes senses to me ja...
Did I not promise you that the individual water supplies were now as easily tampered with as your electricity supply? You'd forgotten about the half-empty condom I'd found deliberately left lying on our verge while our tap water ran thick and white for a while? *pukes..
That was a couple of years back, and I'm betting that with the constant digging in the street, access to our lines is just as easy as it was back then... *shrugs...
If you've been following the Trials and Tribulations of our disgusting ex-Head of Sydenham Station (see the Sunday papers FFS), you will know that tampering with our sewage line is entirely appropriate behaviour for the likes of Nayager and Balliram... The stench that is strangely absent from OUR drain cover hangs over them both instead... *grins...
Did you read that the authorities are concerned over the continued increase in Drug Abuse throughout the country? *looks at Earl Michael Barnabas... How quietly you sit while your two preferred thugs attempt to deter me from my path... To all accounts a reformed and civilised member of the Community... *falls over laughing...
Your Lieutenants hold the fort admirably while you get to hobknob with the likes of the ShaikBoyz and Agiliotti? It's unlikely that the lucrative banned-substance trade is discussed at your get-togethers.. No - I would wager that you, Schabir and Agliotti instead swop stories of whose homes you've invaded and which of you has picked up the juiciest information...
I'm betting you're all three highly competitive in your new field of interest...
Would it embarrass you were I to lay odds on you coming out on top every time? Unless of course the Crackers employed by the Whisperer and the Fat Italian can match Colin Balliram's skills?
Do you sit and giggle like girls over the 'punishments' sent to unwitting residents who've somehow piqued your sick interest? Sewage Lines! Now there's a Corker that the other two will be employing before long! Who will get the credit? A neat speedboat to tow the jet-ski, judiciously hidden out of sight for the moment, Balliram?
Extreme care should be taken to always reward the Lackeys suitably Earl, for you never know when a better offer may be made to have them jump ship and turn against you... *winks.. I'm sure our own Network Admin has several Masters, to each of whom he swears individual loyalty, much like Salacious Crumb up at Dodge City... *teeth...
Indeed, Balliram it is that continues to chip away steadily at your veneer of respectibility Mistuh Barnabas, and who ensures that I now shriek endlessly for your head...*waves... Without the daily reminders your Monkeys send us so regularly, chances are you'd be largely forgotten as Ruler of the Zone's Drug Empire (which you most assuredly still are).
The death of friend's appliances, the corruption of phonelines, the sewage line problem, and even the spikes sent to B.Snr's house-alarm, serve as excellent reminders each time, of your participation in the Big Brother Information Theft Project...
It remains to be seen whether my shrill chirps will ever affect your now hugely elevated standing, but it won't be for want of trying... *beams...
Nayager was beguiled by his own sense of importance and power and has as a result fallen heavily on his nose..(You'll pardon me if I exclude the doctored medical report here)..*roffels... Balliram cocks up constantly, yet continues for the moment to be protected...*looks at Jannie van Zyl...
You fit in comfortably with these low-lifes, dude? Seriously? I still have trouble accepting that rpm and Cara both fell for your spiel and didn't smell the rot beneath... *sighs.. You're proud of how you manipulated two such basically good people? Just doing your job ouboet? *gags...
A line we'd all better get used to, as it's trotted out ad nauseum to cover the corruption entrenched (!) throughout this Scheme...
That strange little wisp of a man that hung about the entire evening last night, at an otherwise all-girl celebration? One of yours? I'm seeing shadows again? *interested.. There was something about him I couldn't quite put my finger on, but maybe my Alert button is on the blink...
At some point several guests were discussing the disappearance of toads, and it was said that a fungus was the cause of their demise..
You recall THESE pictures taken of a toad in our hadeda pool? Check out the ugly yellow-ochre color it wears... And the other, seen just this last summer, that appeared almost black? Fungus? Caused by what FFS? Toxins in the rivers, dams and water supplies across the country, released by the thousands of unskilled wekkers digging frantically in the name of the Big Brother Project? *fascinated.... Water reticulation plants standing idle without power as Eskom plays it's vital role in the Information Theft Project? Nameless deadly effluents inadvertently allowed to access and pollute previously potable waterways?
And what in turn do you give me? Lolly Jackson and the Greek Mafia? When I would sooner see the Project Authors alongside the ShaikBoyz and their respective henchmen, standing in the dock... *snorts...
Contract killings, money laundering and corruption in the Municipalities, pale by comparison to the sheer poison surrounding almost every aspect of this revered Project.. You don't see it like that? Then show me how many of the hundreds outed in the Press that are actually wearing the Correctional Service Orange, and no longer being paid their inflated salaries? You've been conned, and the next generation will pay dearly...
It's a lovely day down this way and the Courageous Couple are having an increasingly rare day at home as Bali's doef doef music floats out from der Bunker... Just another unremarkable day here in Pleasantville?
'Fraid not folks... The World is on Fast Forward and sadly I'm lagging... It's sink or swim time and I appear to have mislaid my armbands....
Peace...
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Sunday 9th May 2010 at 1.59pm..
