HOME INVADERS...
(begun Monday 31st May at 4.55am...)
I woke just after 2am, drenched in sweat. Pressure front? There must have been a fairly heavy downpour at some point, but I snored right through it.
Did the bushdweller find shelter? I smelled the fire and went out to look at about 1.45pm yesterday afternoon.. He came up from the stormwater drain heading for our boundary wall, saw me, and turned to walk quickly towards Jan Smuts.. Filthy dark green tracksuit and barefoot, but a good way off scrawny, he's clearly on the skids and hopefully will move on smartly.
Did you see the piece on honey-bees on last night's Carte Blanche? It was an eye-opener to find that the gumtree is vital to their very existence.. *blinks... How's the bloke saying that if we continue to eradicate alien plants we're going to kill off the honeybees at the same time?
Over the 30+ years we've lived here there've been a couple of Parks Dept. fundis eyeing the gumtrees across the valley threateningly and bleating on about the damage to the water table... *gags... Right now I guess the few trees that are left won't make much difference either way for typically, it's man thats messing with the water supplies and causing the looming crisis.. *looks at McLeod Jnr.
How does it feel to have to get up each day and perpetuate the lies surrounding the water systems? That in so many areas they're now contaminated? How does it feel to be forced to back the crooked Town Clerk when he says our beaches don't need Blue Flag status but that the water is still safe to swim in?
What massive cock-up occurred in the Durban Harbour a few years back that was so swiftly hushed up? All Big Brother related and shameful in the extreme...
How the hell do you figure jacking up the cost of water to the consumer is going to fix the problem? You're going to retire to the plot in Goa next to Sutcliffe's and plan on watching us go down while you sluk your martini? Good men gone seriously bad ja..... *vomits..
I've had to shelve my ride in the skycar as that other band of dedicated crooks are in town, and it's been forced to shut down... *sniffs... Having ensured that we spend billions for the privilege of hosting the World Cup, this Mafia-like group have us seriously over a barrel... STFU, they know what they're doing? Seems they do, as they will leave behind a financially crippled city and the masses of poor and unemployed who will be worse off than ever before..
Like the eternally optimistic Lancelot, many of you will happily overlook the finer details and concentrate on the few short hours of glory ahead.. *remembers the Neotel hype clearly...
Julie-May Ellington (sp) is looking understandably strained and I just hope she's right and that our gigantically beautiful work of art doesn't become a symbol of shockingly bad judgement in years to come...
On the plus side, the reports and pictures of the Blue Bulls supporters heading into previously forbidden territory at Orlando to attend the matches, and being welcomed with open arms, is a happy sight to see..
If only the entire country could be like that, we could all work together and blow the corrupt and criminal out of the water...
That's the premise of the Big Brother Project? Ja RIGHT! Maybe that's how you're selling it, but I have serious issues with the character of those at the very top of this pile, right down to the choice of Controllers hand-picked to manipulate innocent victim's lives..*teeth...
It's too darned easy for the likes of Jannie and Klos to rubbish my claims.. I've a history have I not? WhyTF would anyone in their right mind take me seriously?
Maybe because many of my accusations and allegations have proven to be spot-on?
Even the matter of the Whisperer's early parole has been forgotten as he sits now apparently quiet and well-behaved in his palace at 343 Innes Road... How many of you worked out early on that dissing kleinboet Schabir openly may not be the wisest move you could make?
That a chap with so much time on his hands, whose sibling is Head of the Country's Intelligence Service FFS, may just come looking for you through the power lines?
You're safe up in Gauteng/Capetown and can say what you darned well like? *laughing... Man, you're only a couple of calls away, before YOUR controller is told to make your life miserable.. Wakey, wakey there...
I'm betting Schabir is having the time of his life, and is by now totally addicted to the Eavesdropping options that the project allows... That he and his Controller access dozens of those larnie properties up by the King's House uninvited and unseen, and have between them picked up some fairly useful information... Info that will be stored away and used down the line if need be...
Will any of those stolen conversations be found worthy of the Presidential Pardon he seeks? Will the renovations to his favourite restaurant be completed in time for the celebrations? *grins...
Will Nayager and Balliram be safely behind bars by the time Schabir is declared a squeaky-clean freeman? Not bloody likely hey... Tis the time of the Corrupt to flourish after all... *stomps offstage...
LATER at 2.00pm
Up until a couple of weeks ago I wasn't really sure where the Dominican Republic was.. Then, in one of those serendipitous moments so frequent in my life, I got the book the kid had mailed me, last Thursday... As a result I now know where the DR is and have a pretty good idea of how it operates...
Try The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz if you're up for it.. *goes back to plodding through the Lotus People...
El Monstro's house alarm went off twice yesterday after 2.00pm but there were kids playing up on their top deck so I didn't pay much attention... Today the GW pointed out that Balliram's dodgy electric gates appear to be broken again, and the one metal arm is unhooked and hanging down..
Right back to when he was first linked up to control the power circuit those darned gates have protested bitterly.. I've lost count of the times they've caused our houselights to dip, and on several occasions have set off our wireless doorbell stuck on the wall at the top of the steps..
Whether this latest misbehaviour is due to some sort of incompatibility with the new Mothership stunners, I couldn't say, but as I scribble here THESE two lamps continue to burn 24/7... Our wiring may be getting on in years, but left alone it probably would carry on working for another decade or more..
Course, it's not left alone to function as it should for one minute... Every jackpont in this house is assaulted on a regular basis by you-know-who... *gags...
Who was it that suggested cooking our faces lobster red may not be considered as amusing as el Monstro and his cronies found it? Who was it that told the Pervert to dumb down the waves of heat he was sending from the Monitor? That particular demonstration of nastiness happened on too many occasions for it to have been shrugged off as a 'test'...
The pain that slices through my left wrist and hand on occasion when I use the keyboard? The buzzing numbness in my right that regularly, but not always, hits when I hold the mouse?
Sure I've got this strange EMS thing, but the fact that my reactions are so erratic leads me to believe that these tricks are caused solely by Balliram's mood swings and resulting behaviour as our Network Admin... *charming....
You think he's been persuaded to cut the crap and act responsibly after all these fun-filled years? No farking way! Now that I snitch on even the most minor of tweaks he's forced to be a bit more creative is all...
Have you folks truly forgotten the difference between Honest and Crooked?
I'll give you Honest ja - irritating but Honest... *salutes... For Crooked you need look no further than the Chicken Coop next door at No. 6... If you're still persuaded to believe that Balliram, Nayager and the Rotten Apples are just having a bit of laddish sport at our expense, it pretty much shows how far down the ladder you've fallen yourselves...
Was Adrian Kingsley commissioned and paid to do the graffiti that appears to cover the mast-facing wall of the Electrical Engineer's home at 89 Hugo Road? It looks from this great distance as though the blue background has had white paint added to it... All the better for the DLOS pathfinder to see? *interested...
Have they begun hacking off branches and chopping down trees in your street yet? Are rivers of wasted water a regular feature in your road? Batten the hatches dudes, for the Home Invaders will be close behind...
The AirWing chopper went overhead now-now and curtsied deeply to the Mothership's two active lights as it went slowly by... Compared to the newer models that nip about it seems weighed down and is no doubt packed with onboard data-capturing technology....
Peace..
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Monday 31st May 2010 at 2.55pm.
