MAKING MOUNTAINS.....

(begun Tuesday 23rd February at 4.25am...)


They gave the GW a replacement movie on Sunday. A much newer DVD, unmarked by wear and tear. It wasn't even halfway through when the same nonsense began as the night before.. Irresistible hey Bali? *teeth...
However irritated I get by the GW's continued inability to see the obvious, I'm pretty sure the full realisation of our precarious position would finish him off, so I accept his blindness with resignation.....
As the final credits began to roll, our houselights gave a big dip as the cocky bastard next door took his bow... *grins..

Another week gone by and the eerie silence from both Schabir and der Kommissar persists.. I amuse myself by thinking the Whisperer's house-arrest has finally had him exploring other avenues of entertainment...
Simply through a lack of anything better to do, he's become addicted to the marvels afforded by the Big Brother technology? I imagine him leaning over and nudging his IT specialist Controller, urging him to increase the volume as they eavesdrop on an unsuspecting neighbour.....

While it's not a pastime that appeals to me in any way, judging by der Kommissar and his Lackey's enthusiasm, it would certainly excite those with a leaning to such perversions.... Ag, come on now... There's no need to protest that you're doing the job for SARS or our Head of Intelligence... Maybe you started out idealistically enough, but by now it's just a grubby addiction.... It matters not how boring the conversation, it's the wicked thrill of being somewhere you've no business being...

Balliram runs his electronic device at what he hopes is it's quietest volume, just outside my window.. Despite his efforts, it buzzes erratically, and again I wonder at the reason for these gadgets and the give-away noise they make... *yawns....
The temperature in the room seems to rise to an astonishing degree, though I'm betting it's fairly cool outside at this early hour... Or is it just MY temperature that's rocketed? *fascinated...

We held another well-attended (for us) CPF Meeting el fresco last night, only to be told that the crime stats are still rising steadily... Did I not promise you this would happen, were der Kommissar to be crossed? *grins.. I'm told that One-Eyed Jack has taken up residence just down the road in Mayville for the moment, and that his astronomical legal fees are being met by a group of local businessmen....
Have he and Balliram set up an alternative Operations Room from where they can continue to orchestrate the crime wave? Has that little black book I illustrated in my HiHo, HiHO picture become their current bible? *cackles..

Stressful times hey Bali? Which camp to support? I'm told there was no sign of Salacious Crumb at yesterday's GOCOC assembly down at Makro... Off on a photo-shoot? Standing somewhere in a carwash trying to hose off the filth that's stuck to him over the last few years? If only it were that simple hey Laz? *sighs...

I fell miserably short last night.. There was just too much happening for me to keep up... Whatever it was the little Sister told me is under construction over at St. Theresa's is most definitely not for the benefit of the orphans... What gave it away? The fact that the swimming pool has been filled in was the clincher for me... What could be that important that the children are deprived of one of the very few luxuries available to them? Whatever is being so noisily built just across the valley is to upgrade the Convent's mini base station status, and that's a given..*vomits and waves to Leonard Els....

I forgot to add her to my CPF Meeting reminder list, so I never sent her a text yesterday morning.. In addition I'd put the wrong date for our next Meeting at the bottom of the previous Minutes... Par for the course for this ageing Temporary/Assistant secretary, I tell you...
Nonetheless and notwithstanding, there she was! I have to ask who reminded her to pitch up? She appears barely out of her teens and yet she's a working cop, whatever she says... *beams and waves to Gav.....
The question is, working for whom? A delicious conundrum indeed....
Could it be that most corrupt and twisted ex-Head of Sydenham Station, Supt. Nayager and his one-time close associate Colin Prakash Balliram...? If it's true that these two have set up shop nearby in Mayville (Waterfall? Randles?), they're well within reach of the signal and Balliram's hacker skillz to continue causing mayhem...

How many copies of the nifty program operating the street light cameras has our Network Admin made and sold at this point? *kerching! He swears none, but hey, you believe him? *roffels..
How many copies of the streetlight code numbers has he made and sold? Not your problem Mistuh Spence? You've got your nice little smallholding set up in Oz and once you've squeezed the last nugget of gold from the Project you'll ride off into the sunRISE at speed?

Hell, it's been years since you could get away with pleading ignorance and you're STILL around rigging up institutions and trotting out lies in the Press.... Still grinning your red-eyed grin at the rise in electrical fires and shrugging off the shockers you hear about, that don't make it to the papers? I'm guessing you purport to work for the OldBoys Network, though the Druglord Barnabas appears to have been the biggest beneficiary of your skills here in the Zone...

We seem to have lost a few regular members from Sydenham Heights... When questioned, each one intimates the other is lying ... One has secrets and the others don't.. The Secret Bearer arrived well after the start of our meeting and didn't hang about afterwards either....
Things not running so smoothly young man? Share some of your information with me if you dare, and maybe we can put the smile back on your dial? Or not... *shrugs...
I'm only as dangerously stupid as you force me to be, and I struggle to accept that you bat for the wrong team altogether....

Anyone think to approach Johan Stolz for redeployment to the Force? He's way beyond the cutoff age limit and wasn't considered? Don't give me that crap! The man may well be a tad past his prime, but if you could persuade him to return you know he'd be a bloody asset! As I understand it, he even ran the Vice Squad for a while, and I bet he thinks he'd seen it all....
Till he was sent to Sydenham Station that is....
I bet it wasn't long after that stint that he put in for early retirement... Once he'd seen that the corruption at Dodge City went right on up to Jackie Selebi and his personal friendship with der Kommissar...*snorts....

Selebi's good buddy status with Agliotti would've ensured that Nayager introduced the Police Commissioner to Earl Michael Barnabas.. Then of course you have to factor in that the Shaikboyz are homies to the Druglord, and there you have the ingredients that would most certainly have played a major part in Stolz' decision to head for the hills before his contract expired....
Have I left anything out here?

That Balliram struggles to keep his feet planted in both camps? Working for Salacious Crumb who seeks to run Dodge City along the same corrupt lines as his predecessor, while painting himself as a lily-white character? Keeping his chommie One-eyed Jack entertained as the Muslim community fork over thousands in legal fees in a desperate attempt to have their Puppet returned to his Throne...

It's the smallest of things that are the clearest proof that removing Nayager has changed nothing at all.... The repeated 718 errors when trying to connect, the huge overhead light outside our Meeting room deactivated last night... Pretty Faith continuing the silliness of Minutes she claims are missing.... Mavis 'forgetting' to advise people of altered schedules....
Tis these small details that tell me that the Dodge City AmDram Society is as active as ever with Capt. Lazarus now in the Director's chair....
Ahoy there laddie! Wanna play? *snarls...

Peace julle...

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010 at 1.44pm...