CABBAGES AND KINGS...

(begun Monday 15th February at 3.45am...)

Somebody turned on the sun... Yebo.. There's a seriously intense light shining on the strangler fig and the gumtree behind it. I mean seriously bright.. It could be running from anywhere higher up the street, but it's going to stay a mystery forever, stuck as I am down here... *shrugs..

Mistuh Obvious next door has decided of late to mess with our overhead lights.. Boredom will do that.. I remarked to the GW yesterday as we sat watching TV that he may need to try Q20 on the ceiling fan, for it had begun making a nasty sound... the noise stopped immediately and didn't return...*unimpressed...
The neon strip in the kitchen doesn't care for the Idiot's attentions either, and protests loudly as the obsessed pervert follows me about the house... All of which peurile behaviour is covered by the ambiguous heading 'testing' is it not? *gags....

You keep track of how many actual fires have been started by your unqualified goons? How many unexplained electrical infernos have ensued due to the fumblings of your employees? *curious..
Any actual loss of life due to the flames and smoke?
Do you even bother to discuss these errors as you sit around the Committee table checking on the Project's progress? Mr. Unfortunate is feeling restless and sullen.. A dangerous combination in one quite so unstable....
Were Zaine the journalist to hear of such a fire, would his new best friend at Dodge City dissuade him from covering and reporting on the event? You bet he would! *vomits...

How long after October 2008 did the SAPS Communications Officer have his epiphany? Who approached him with a carrot he simply couldn't refuse? Had the Druglord already seen the writing on the wall, and called him in for a private chat even back then?
Had Barnabas begun to feel a rising irritation at der Kommissar's reckless theatrical productions and had suggested to Salacious Crumb that if he played his cards right, the station was his?

For all I know the interim Station Commander is merely a deliberately decorative and temporary figurehead, designed to allay the fears of some of the Chosen who may have spoken out in disgust at One-Eyed Jack's irrational behaviour.. The possibilities are endless, but one thing's for certain..
Laz and his new chum Ronnie have pretty much persuaded the men at Dodge City that they're the flavour of the month..*shrugs...
It seems like yesterday the Crumb sat at our Meeting and rolled his eyes heavenward, as yet another member raised the issue of non-existent service delivery... At his angry response to anyone that would DARE criticize those running Sydenham Station....
And now he backpedals s0 fast his feet are a blur!!! *laughing...
The method school of acting has failed him and his performances are, despite his sweaty efforts, lacklustre and false... *sighs....
The OldBoys Network will pat him on the back and tell him he's doing fine, until his usefulness runs out and then hopefully, he too will be history.. *fingers crossed...

I'd run through a checklist with Sue the Book last Friday, just before we left for the party. I'd told her that Balliram had several options he might employ to make her house-sitting a trial, and had even given her the backup light in case he'd chosen to slam off the power... *teeth..
Flustered as I was, I'd forgotten the most important thing and had fully intended to tell her she may be attacked physically via the power system.. To watch out for cramps and heatwaves etc..

Only last night as we chatted, did it transpire that she experienced a huge amount of discomfort the entire evening, as she sat in my chair in the corner of the lounge... Are you foolish enough to shrug that off as mere coincidence? Are you really? I've told you countless times of how Balliram has focussed his attentions specifically on areas I frequent, and that bloody chair is one of them...*spits..

More mumbo jumbo and fanciful imagination? And again I see the quotes posted, that only the insane will persist in repeating things over and over hoping each time for a different outcome... *sags... Is this what you continue to tell yourselves after all this time? You hide your guilt behind the old 'she's as barmy as ever' ? *fascinated...
I guess a few of you have realised by now that despite my continued stupidity, I'm anything but a lunatic. But it suits you to continue the subterfuge does it not?

If you and yours can condone rigging up institutions with an eye-watering amount of quite possibly dangerous technology, why the hell would I think you'd have a problem with Balliram's concentrated attacks on our home? *falls over laughing..
I doubt in your scramble for ultimate power that you spare us so much as a glance...

The Druglord OTOH, will be delighted to add these creative attacks to his personal Handbook... The Whisperers too, will find them useful enough to be noted and stored away for future use against their enemies...
May I suggest that Missus C use this information wisely? Do the Courageous Couple wish for some reason to appear cash-strapped? If this were really the case, I guess el Monstro should be persuaded not to part with the details of how he physically attacks us with such astonishing results, unless he is first rewarded handsomely....

It's a really useful tool for the Corrupt, and the details of how to achieve these effects should be worth a bob or two surely? *snarls... Unless the Would-Be-Spy has already bragged away the finer points? Course I'd much rather see him kitted out in orange, but 10+ years is a long time and I oddly enough regard this seriously crooked couple as almost family..*shrieks..

Has it already occurred to the Sweeper to insist that Balliram not give out the finer points of the means he uses to cause us such discomfort, unless he is first rewarded financially? Go for it Missus C!
Abandon the tired and trite 'She's lying' and 'she's crazy' and make some extra cash from your husband's malicious obsession.. Hell, Barnabas is wallowing in filthy lucre made off the backs of others misery and can easily afford to pay for the information...
Has the Not-So-Stealthy-Spy already been persuaded to impart his tricks to young Baron for free? OMG!!!

All it would take was a dose of admiration and adulation for the Idiot to willingly give up his secrets FFS, while your bank balance ostensibly runs dangerously low..
Whether that is merely what you WISH people to think or not, I' m telling you there's some serious cash to be made off some of your SO's nastier skillz...*shrugs..
My own talents at having successfully offended and even enraged All the Players involved in the Big Brother Project, have led to Colin Balliram being given carte blanche to employ as much physical damage as he can, without being caught... *yawns...
It's possible he'll organise another insurance scam soon enough, as he seems unable to resist the temptation... I should be that lucky he gets nailed for his petty criminal activities..*roffels...

Did you think I'd missed the implications at the lack of response by the World Health Organisation to the iBurst Tower saga? *coughs... Well no, I didn't and I guess it confirms that we're regarded as so much cattle-fodder for this grandiose experiment...
If I were you, I'd seize the day and make the most of it, before an unqualified criminal-affiliated oaf moves in next door to change YOUR life forever.... *beams...

I'm off the hook and have done all I can to assist the Rocket Scientist, to no avail..
If he's as sensitive to EMF as he says he is, he's in for a rough ride...*blinks.. The PTB will have to be ultra-cautious in their dealings with Karl Muller but it's my guess that they WILL attempt to convey their displeasure at his interference by one means or another..
Is he already experiencing an increase in emissions to his home? Can he now hear clearly the tap as it activates on his landline? Does he still know anyone he can trust? *belches..

Balliram has shown you how stunningly simple it now is to track someone's movements.. For all his Intellectual status, the Rocket Scientist won't shake them off.. Does he fully appreciate the wonders of Voice and how the spoken word can now be monitored and recorded in his own home or does he too laugh at my assertions? *sighs..
I would remind him again to invest in a pad and pen and to stick to writing messages of importance down, rather than uttering them out loud, unless he is standing out on the greens...
Even then, it's possible that a cellphone may be remotely activated to conference call and conversations heard... Crazy? Not.

LATER at 8.45am..

It appears that Balliram has recently re-read the Art of War and has hidden his huge black Mitsubishi Rodeo for a while... *belches...
I've not seen it in ages and I suppose it's possible he's had it 'stolen' as well... *shrugs...
I would love to think he's picked up a tail and is trying to shake them off by swopping cars, but alas, that would be wishful thinking...

It's more like he's following the instructions in the Spy Bible as they've always done with their domestic helpers... 23 was it? Over 10 years? *laughing.. Not that many changes with their vehicles but certainly enough to raise eyebrows.. How useful that Missus C has worked in the motor industry for all this time... *winks...

I must go.... peace..

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Monday 15th February 2010 at 12.37pm.