LIMELIGHT...

(begun Thursday 5th November at 2.55am..)

I'd woken to the sound of Nobby's persistent barking, and lay there as Spanky cranked it up over at Fred's place... The Convent dormitories sit almost respectably dark this morning, but there's a great deal about, that's bothering the animals. Full moon? A wandering Bush Dweller? I stood on the verandah briefly and grinned as my right hand began to go numb and Millie and her sister increased their shrieks of outrage..

Klos' almost desperate insistence that Karl Muller is a lying scare-monger slays me..*cackles.. Is MyBB overrun with 12year olds? For that's about the level to which Klos' posts will appeal and nobody else...*laughing... I'm frankly surprised the Strategist doesn't tell the idiot to STFU, as he's doing more harm than good... *shrugs...

My own strange 'symptoms' were acquired courtesy of Pinky and the Brain back in the latter half of 2005, and I like to think that a fraction more care is being taken since that disastrous display of irresponsibility, as our own totally unqualified RF engineer, Colin Balliram, plays with often unacceptable levels of crap here in the valley and in my own home...
On the scale of what the Blairgowrie and Craigavon residents endured I guess we're getting off lightly (though the long term damage may prove otherwise).

Keep your pants on Klos! There's no way that illness or even fatalities down here could ever be linked to the Information Theft Project. Be serious!~ Who gives a toss about the kids over at St. Theresa's anyway? Who cares less about the kids at say, the Durban Children's Home over in Manning Road? No-one.
It really was a genius idea to rig out so many state subsidised old age homes and orphanages with additional technology, upping them to mini-base station status without any suspicions roused at all.... *impressed.

So I'm listening to this journalist discussing the days headlines on Sky News yesterday. (Ag ja, I know the Larnies only do BBC World News. Tough.) The fellow is off and running about the UK currently being the most monitored society in the world what with cameras everywhere! Cameras that can talk and even listen to your conversations! Hau! So we're not breaking new ground after all..? What a bummer...*sighs...

It was repeated at our latest CPF Meeting that there are already cameras installed throughout the Zone and again it was insisted that as yet there isn't the manpower to monitor them.. *snorts... It reminds me of how we were repeatedly told that the cable laying and digging in the streets had nothing to do with traffic light failure! *lawls...
Face it dudes, how many lives have been ruined in accidents caused by failed robots, directly as a result of this brilliant invasive Big Brother initiative? You and I have escaped unscathed so far, and you consider it's your driving skills that keep you safe? Pfft....

I read a Neotel thread on MyBB last night where someone posted that they thought Neotel was piggy-backing off of the old existing MTN and vodacom cellmasts to gain faster coverage. I guess that's just what iBurst is doing with the old masts in Mayville and higher up Harris Crescent...*gags... Was it Sutcliffe who said this week that they were dropping the water pressure down, across the board? I bet it was that 60 metre high geyser of water mentioned yesterday that got him to issue that edict so quickly...
Runoffs should preferably be neither seen nor heard hey Mike? Time to roll out the rain barrels then?
I'm to accept lugging buckets of water about for necessities, while I'm treated regularly to the sight of the dude arriving across the way to do hour-long runoffs right before my eyes?! And let's not forget that the embattled GW will have to pay dearly for this privilege as well...*spews...
And you still delude yourselves that none of this will affect you, and as long as you have a decent internet connection you're happy? *falls over laughing... Sheesh, the next few years are going to sort the men from the boys and that's a fact....

I'm getting too many Failed Mail deliveries when sending out my CPF Minutes, and would appreciate if the Master's Superiors could jack up his ADDH medication. Seriously. Minutes that in the past have sailed through without a hitch are now being returned undelivered. The Sydenham Body Corp. member's minutes were bounced back last night, and I checked to find that the copy/paste addie had moved itself four spaces along the address window. Lame effort Mistuh Piggy.. *snorts...

BTW, it was verified at Monday's Meeting that Barnabas' Agent, Bubba, who was arrested in Hugo Road for peddling his warez, was indeed let out smartly on bail. Pretty much as I'd predicted some time back.. (connection to blogger.com lost at this point and then recovers)
You can swamp the press with reports of officials nailed for corruption, but I remain sceptical at this effing smokescreen, at least until they are clad in orange jumpsuits and incarcerated for a suitable length of time.

I went and had a look at the link given on MyBB for the CrimeAware site and thought it was rather a good idea. So I go to register and guess what? The registration page declined to load. Nothing whatsoever to do with the Wanker next door? You think? *coughs....
The would-be Spook returned my OWNED Nokia screen at some point during the evening. God knows why... As thick as I am, even I struggle to grasp his childish levels of behaviour...
I guess that's what comes of spending so many years hunched over a keyboard doing little else? You may turn out to be an IT whizzkid, but dear lord, you can't hack it in the real world! *laughing... It's like he's permanently stuck at some inane level of adolescence! (sp)
*screams.. Just when his Bosses think they've gotten him to quieten down, he gives away another aspect of this now not-so-secret Scheme... Or has he quietly been shifted over to the Entertainment Section? As much a joke as I ever was? I guess that's a strong possibility right now, as his hirelings scuttle about the undergrowth adjusting his stupid transmitters...*roffels..

How's the golf going these days Sean? *looks at Mistuh Findlay who has his own security company. Played many rounds with Pete Williams the Surveillance Specialist? Or do you enjoy frequent threesomes over at the Siripat Road Course, with the Whisperer? Hell, I forgot to include Earl there.. My bad... *chokes...
Are the caddies aware of the fortune they could make with just one decent surreptitiously taken photo? Course they'd have to be prepared to spend the proceeds of their efforts under the hilariously titled Witness Protection Program..*grins.. Has Schabir managed to track down the idiot that ratted on the Whisperer regularly cheating at his game? Or did the would-be messiah laugh it off graciously this time round? Ah... the punniness of it all.... *cackles...

It's fairly tiring being in the limelight, dim and erratic as it is... I'm due to fly into Dodge City some time this morning and even the thought has me smiling... I bet you've no idea how cautious I am when I speak of the Unspeakable up there.. M. claimed that I feed you way more than I should, but she'd be wrong there I tell you..*grins... I could in fact, write a book on what I DON'T tell you... I guess I'm being carefully responsible. A concept I've long claimed is totally foreign to my charming neighbouor at No. 6...*shrugs... Cheers...

LATER at 5.09am

My Master is simply desperate for the spotlight, so I'll oblige him.... He gave me a 5 minute head-start on the Orbitrek before he hit the activate key at 4.45am... The chorus shrieked for 10 minutes and fell silent for a second as he fumbled to restart it in a different frequency.. It's only just this minute stopped for the day.. I confess I'm baffled.. My dodgy hand stayed fine and the Millie sisters said nothing for the duration... Only my hearing is affected somewhat.. What is it he searches for? The most damaging frequency? A genuine effort to enhance the signal, or more girlish malice? *teeth...
It's pointless suggesting this travesty of a spy gets over himself, as he is way too far up his own rear end to ever see the light. How ironic! *falls over....

LATER at 7.30am...

And yet more proof in the pudding... The GW was telling me he couldn't connect to the internet earlier. As he spoke, the kitchen light dipped.. I unplugged everything to the wall jackpoint and reset it. But no, His Foulness is adamant. An Error 691 - User name or password invalid..*cackles..
He can smack our assets as much as he likes, but it won't change the fact that his Boss was revealed to all our CPF Members as a Crook....*beams...
The owner of No. 16 just called to say he'd had an attempted breakin at 2.50am this morning... Pretty much the time I woke to hear the dogs barking... You watched it play out on the cameras O Master Mine? Don't bloody lie! I bet you did! *vomits... The call came through on my beaten Nokia and the Wanker promptly greyed out the screen again... *shrugs...

Peace...

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Eventually published Friday 6th November 2009 at 8.08am.