Saturday, August 29, 2009

LIFTING THE LID....

(begun Friday 28th August at 8.25am...)

I was so sure the Plonker would send the Twins over this morning that I took the containers of liver-flavoured rice out of the deep-freeze at some point in the dead of night..*cackles... Bingo! They've just hurtled in under the wall, muddy and full of blackjacks, and me and Sophie are delighted to see them...*finger..
Did you hear the GameWrecker sigh or grumble at the sight of them, you RADISH? When they give his porky four-legged daughter quite so much pleasure? FAIL mon Petite Merde..!*laughing...

My god but it's a magnificent day! It's snowed somewhere and you can feel it in the icy breeze that's blowing..A few clouds are heading up north and the yellow-billed kite is out hunting already.. Will he strike some sort of deal with the beautiful black sparrow-hawk or will there be a confrontation? The hawk is full-grown now, and when I went out a couple of mornings ago to see why Rotunda was yapping hysterically, I found her standing beneath my Good Neighbour's wall. There, perched on the top, was this magnificent bird, purring gently and eyeing Sophie with interest...*roffels... An impossible dream, no matter how tasty she looked....

Let's go back to that cellmast over at the end of Barnard road in Mayville.... It's just such a coincidence that we have it facing onto the home of an Engineer is it not? For, right there on top of the hill in Hugo Road, almost directly in line to the mast, we have THIS strangely constructed face-brick home belonging to Chris Stalls...*beams... Check out the chrome-finished ladder leading up to the flat roof... I would bet good money if I had it, that he's an Electrical Engineer .. Yes? No? With an oscilloscope set up on his roof?

If I'm right, his house is placed neatly BETWEEN the panels and not actually facing one directly at all? Luck or design? *waves to Chris.... Can I remind you at this point that I'm NOT the enemy, and that clueless as I am, I'm fascinated by this technology? What I'll concede to at most, is my offence taken at the Lowlifes given the power to invade and monitor your homes...
That the innocents over at the orphanage are at the mercy of an Abuser and his arsehole of a Monkey, and their callous greed for stolen information and entertainment...

Tell us if you will Chris, what happened back in 2005 that went so horribly wrong? Did you ever hear whether anyone was terminally nailed, or was B.Snr the most unfortunate of the victims at the time? I guess your workload doesn't allow you the time to investigate much, and you simply follow orders? *sighs... Anyone much lower down Hugo Road fallen ill since Nov/Dec 2005? On the parkland side most probably, and where they face the other panel pointing east? *curious... Before your time? You're sure about that? *coughs...

LATER at 9.15pm

It must have been mid-morning when the GW called the cell number he got from the sign on the poles, to query why the power was still on. The guy said they'd had to postpone the work till tomorrow and he apologised..
Why? Don't ask? *winks at Bali....

Little Cola had been barking for hours this evening so finally, after 9.00pm, I went out to see what the problem was...
The huge SE sitting next to their kennels was off..*falls over... Clearly Cola found this as disturbing as I did... So I came back in and got them a couple of biscuits and threw them over the wall, at which point the Eejit hit the house alarm..*sighs... It only rang a few times before he switched it off, but the damage was done.. He is as slow a Learner as I ever was...*laughing...

I would like to guess that Lungi was housesitting, and he and the family were just up the road (her Merc arrived soon after the alarm stopped) and he spotted me on his monitoring devices and couldn't resist... but of course it's also quite possible he was home all along... Either way, there is no 'beam' and you know it... There are however, cameras, whose existence he's forced to deny to all but his closest buddies (who know already). To admit to having the monitoring devices would bring up the Insurance Scams again and he really can't afford to do that right now...*winks..

Has he told you that I've not had one of my better days today? That inexplicably something knotted up in my shoulder last night and I had a taste of real pain and gagging nausea? Blessed with the constitution of an ox, I'm a poor patient on the odd occasion that I'm under the weather..*grins.. I would love to accuse my Master of adding to my misery a hundred fold, as he sat in der Bunker hitting me with all he had today... Only he would know about that, so I'll let it pass for the moment...*waves...
It's always possible he made a call and asked that the work on the power lines be postponed until tomorrow as he had urgent business to attend to today and needed the power running... Do I know you well Master? *cackles...

More cries of offence taken at suggestions made, of rock solid 'I swear he didn't/couldn't have/wouldn't have/wasn't there'? *is tired.... You are yourself a child Missus C, and despite your protestations of how well you know your husband, I venture to say that he catches you off-guard frequently with the depths he sinks to... My allegations are fully justified...*shrugs...

Saturday 29th August at 3.25am..

They packed it in because of moi? *laughing... No ways Jose! Carefully, at a height that wouldn't alert too many sleepers, the Airwing chopper circled and circled over Mayville as it continued with it's onboard computer, to link unsuspecting homeowners and businesses to the Big Brother grid...
I went out onto the verandah and flashed my little LED torch at them for a while and they flew away and vanished... They were probably finished their quota for the night anyways...*shrugs..

What's on the agenda for today o Lout of my Life? Even something as banal as having residents scuttle about planning for a day without power and then your changing the powercut date, would give you a boner would it not? *snorts.. I swear Little Willy has found his true niche in life! *cackles...

It was quite something to finally realise that this spot wasn't chosen as the kick-off point for the Muni's Wireless/Broadband Network System solely because of my unpleasantness! *falls over laughing.. That it was the layout and topography that won us first prize... The existing cellmast, St. Theresa's rigged up as a mini base station, the uncluttered view to the microwave tower in Overport and the MTB over at Howard college, and of course the massive overheads on the freeway that could be manipulated... Just Perfect hey Al? *nauseous...

The fact that I squawked from the getgo made it all the more delicious did it not? Oh my, what sniggering humour was enjoyed back then? *winks... At least until B. Snr was hit. That would've sobered you all up briefly... Do you have to give Barnabas a daily progress report? Frankly, I'm fairly tired of el Pollo de Grande's constant denials of the Druglords' heavy involvement in the Project... They can spin it however they choose, but the fact remains that Barnabas has been given preferential treatment all along...
His Drug Empire flourishes here in the Zone, even as he's branched out into the Information Theft business ...*applauds..

What is it that Mistuh Heslop up in Raftery Crescent specialises in? From the laughable number of SE's plastered along his wall I'd have to say that either he or a family member spend a great deal of time online.. Another working colleague of the Fowl King? Come Bali, tell us you've never heard of the guy and don't have a working relationship with him? That you've never given Heslop or a family member lessons in basic hacking?

The residents over in Raftery squealed like stuck pigs when they heard that Barnabas had bought that property and installed Heslop did they not? Much good it did them..*snorts.. I insist that the Druglord owns a vast number of properties here in the Zone, and that he's installed hand-picked and loyal minions, specifically to monitor and thieve information in the area...
Shuddup Bali, you're a pathological liar and your input isn't required right now... I also continue to insist that a large part of the missing what, R73mil? SBV Heist money was poured into the purchase of these properties.. I'm not about to change my story in any way and just KNOW it's correct.... *shrugs..

Who knew that what was probably just a strained shoulder muscle could have had me so ill yesterday? *winks at the Savage... Another test of how far you will go with the power you've been given o Cowardly One? Despite that I've realised there simply is no justice to be had, I plod on regardless... If I could have a word with the Westdene residents, I would have their suburb Controller revealed quite smartly... Like my own Master, he will be the furthest thing from a qualified Electrical Engineer you could find...
Another Cracker would be my guess, with links to THEIR local Station and THEIR Rotten Apples...
Someone, who as I write, is infesting their homes with unacceptable amounts of RF as he sniggers at their plight... Fingers crossed that the few good guys you've enlisted can stay on the straight and narrow...*waves to skydog and The Rodent... However irritating and unpleasant you find me to be, I can only hope that you finally see the Corruption that blankets this entire marvellous Project...

Otherwise? I've made an eerily remarkable recovery from yesterday's fiasco... *looks at Colin Balliram... It's a given it won't be the last time I'm made to feel quite so ill, ain't that a fact o Master Mine? *Kiep Kiep.... It was a bullet through my friend's flesh last time I mentioned the scum over at Sydenham Heights by name, so I guess my punishment yesterday was to be expected... Naturally the Courageous Couple won't know what I'm talking about, and will have the usual rock solid alibis to prove it... Watch...*laughing..

Your young Star is going to cross the line again Jannie, and eventually you're not going to be able to cover for him...*shrugs... No matter...

Peace..

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Saturday 29th August 2009 at 2.06pm