INADMISSABLE EVIDENCE...

(begun Friday 14th August at 3.45am...)

I got to walk briskly along the riverside at midday yesterday, the smoke of countless grassfires leaving me shorter of breath than usual..... Just me and old Sally the border collie... She's almost totally blind now, but there's nothing wrong with her hearing... I didn't get to see any otters, though for the first time I saw a great deal of filth trapped along the river banks...
I'd wondered way back on this blog how long it would be before this particular river would begin to feel the impact of the Project and I guess this is it? *shrugs..

Whatever. It was a stunning day and I came home rejuvinated... For various reasons, I've skipped all that I wrote yesterday in the early hours, and start here afresh.... I guess I was starting to take myself seriously and that's always a no-no....*cackles...

There've been more changes ja.... The most interesting? On Wednesday afternoon just after 2.00pm me and Rotunda lay down for a nap and I had the wildest dream... I woke to find fat Sophie licking my chin and wondered what she thought as she felt my heart pounding like the clappers...*grins... It only took seconds to realize that the singing had returned to my ears! Hau!

*She'd said the specialist told her that stress would affect her tinnitus, and here was the proof? *falls over... Anything's possible hey? *

It's also quite possible that the ChopHead heard me get on the bed for a lie-down and cranked up the heat mightily, as he can and frequently does in that corner... That would easily explain the chaotic dream, though why after four days of silence in my ears, the shriek kicked back in, I know not.... *winks....
It's a guaranteed he won't tell you the details and will swear, backed as always by the faithful Pooper Scooper, that between 2 and 3pm on Wednesday afternoon he has an unshakeable alibi.... And it will be almost as rock solid as being halfway to Pietermaritzburg when his red rodeo got nicked fosho....*snorts... Anyways, you get the picture... My own personal choir is back and hasn't wavered since.... *beams...

My Master's party tricks don't end there by any means, and as the Test Dummy tis my duty to keep you updated... For the past three mornings I've opened my eyes to nausea.... On Wednesday morning I thought it must be the fault of the excessive fags.... Even yesterday I blamed too much nicotine as the cause.... But when I woke this morning and the very first thing I felt was sick, I KNEW it was the CleverDick fosho...*screams....
I don't smoke much at all when we go up to Notties, and had felt fine last night so.... *shrugs..

It's an area that my Controller truly can abuse without fear of being caught out (of prime concern to the Coward) and while he's been persuaded to sit still in some areas, in his fury he retaliates now using the power he controls... Do I mind? Actually it's been so bizarre going into trivia and playing unmolested, that I'm quite relieved to find that he's still running true to form...*laughing...
I guess as the OWNED guinea-pig of a crooked Controller, enraged by the suggestion he should rein himself in, in any way, I'd best get used to dry heaving over the toilet bowl...*cackles...

Consider this. Would I, as the Loony Laughing Stock of so many, deliberately fabricate an accusation quite as wild? This particular delight won't have been shared with his SO, leaving her to defend my suggestion with genuine horror! Beautiful!

Which thread in OT was it that I clicked on on Wednesday night, that caused the site to again become corrupted? The resurrected Lumix Fuzzy pictures thread? tera the christian and his noobs thread? Were I to ask my new official 'friend' Dixie, would she know? *keels over cackling.... As a result of my request to be her friend, she was treated to sheer Tardspeak on my part....*grins apologetically....

I believe I was silly enough to mention in my previous blog how well-behaved my phones have been... Unsurprising therefore to wake the next day and find my CPF Nokia has again been hit and had its screen taken down.... The end result was that I didn't take my dear Master with me to Notties, but left both phones at home, and even persuaded the GW to leave his cell in the car boot when we reached PMB...*laughing.
If Colin Balliram had intended working on the Project's tracking abilities yesterday, it was entirely due to his own stupidity if the plan had to be scrapped....*winks...

With one thing and another, it's now 4.45am, and the Master smells... A weird mixture of boner-inducing delight and sheer terror that he'll be found out.... These allegations won't affect him in any way other than to create even more support from his witless fanbois... *shrugs...
Jannie? In this instance there is absolutely nothing the Strategist can do, should he even be tempted... It's not the point. Insane as you consider me to be, I believe that voda3g hears me and knows very well that I speak the truth...
He knows that the EMF now being pumped into this little house is way over the acceptable limit for it to cause nausea... It's even possible the idea wasn't my Master's own to begin with...*sighs...

It matters not... Hell, I'm in no position to plead for clemency and won't... No trifield meter reader has appeared miraculously on my doorstep, and Mike Oliver is out there somewhere rigging up some other unsuspecting sucker's streetlight with similar options...
Has the Superintendent of Electricity for Durban recovered from his bout of 'arc-eye'? Or do his eyes still burn a crazed red? Is he concerned over his thinning thatch, or is he now immune to the side-effects of his work? Last I heard of him, he was continuing to trot out the cable theft lies....*gags...
Remember how I'd told you they'd get the Mthiyane Contractors in to thieve the cables in an area, giving Telkom and the Muni good cover to come in with their upgraded technology? *grins.. And you thought I was joking? Are your lights dipping fractionally yet? Lost any electrical assets lately? Labanimal? *laughing... As one of the Chosen you plead the 5th?

What Station does Glenwood fall under? You need to go meet your Station Commander quite soon.. To make up your own mind whether you're comfortable with him having the ability to access your home when you least expect it... If you don't take to the dude for any reason, maybe you can apply to be taken off the Grid? *screams with mirth... As if!!!

Have you considered that what you've been told of the Muni's Wireless/Broadband Network System is only a PART of the story? That they've been selectively reticent about many of the Project's more astonishing capabilities? *yawns... Would they LIE to you baby? *roffels...

I miss him already.. go figure... Who knew he'd take offence and vanish like smoke on the wind...*sighs... Such a tortured and complex young man, who really feels he knows all the answers, it would be funny were it not quite so tragic... As convinced as he is of my wickedness and stupidity, it's surprising he even bothered to hide himself... Are we perhaps making some headway? *curious...

My hand is out permanently and that's a fact, though there are not many with the desire or courage to take it...*looks at the Chicken King... Got any spare sickbags kiddo? I seem to have hit a patch of turbulence right now.... What's that? You're wearing them on your HEAD?! *laughs at the Wannabe Spook.... It's futile to even try hiding your light under a bushel any longer... You're out in all your dodgy glory sonny Jim....
Carry on as you are, and I shall continue to dutifully share the results here with you all... Unless of course you're offering me an alternative? No? *pukes....

I noticed straight off last night that my Good Neighbour's recently installed new SE isn't working... I guess the system needs adjusting? Some other tweaks to his power supply are needed? Just de-activate the new SE and wait till he calls THIS guy out to fix it? Man, how easy it all is hey? *sighs...

Peace...
PS... Hmm... it took an inordinate length of time to attempt signing out... My Master is making use of his editing skillz once again....? 11.58am....

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Friday 14th August 2009 at 11.49am...