Sunday, July 05, 2009

BOXES, LITTLE BOXES....

(begun Sunday 5th July at 3.40am...)

Give her reasons to write about you... The less the old cow says about the Project the better.. Bit late for that methinks... *winks..
The chopper is up and about, flying at a height judged not to disturb sleepers?

Eh - but let me oblige Bali by faithfully reporting on his latest 'beam' exercise...*grins....
At 4.00pm yesterday I strolled out into the courtyard bearing the dog's livers and right into the viewfinder of Bali's invisible cctv device..
Having learned absolutely squat from his recent 'beam' cockup, once again the Dark Lord couldn't contain himself, and this time his house alarm began shrieking before I'd even unlocked the combination lock and gone out of my courtyard door! *cue hysterical laughter... As the dogs and I are now innured to the noise, I just carried on and fed them anyways...
Madame Sweeper then rang quite smartly and said ADT had phoned to say the alarm was sounding, but that she was out... (The Merc Marquee at the July?) I asked whether her SO was going to set off the alarm as I stepped out of my kitchen door the next time...*screams with laughter..

Did she give B. Snr. and my telephone numbers to ADT Security as I'd suggested the last time His Shiftyness got it so badly wrong? I'd said to her that it would save her Security company a whole lot of unnecessary hassles if they called us before responding... So, did she? What do you think? *winks..

Though I saw no-one arrive subsequently to do a recce, I did notice that shortly after the alarm went off at 4.00pm his big SE's were switched on...*roffels.. Clearly Eskom's huge rates increases don't bother my Controller... Strange how I felt that the Master was either home or very nearby during this latest demonstration of his stupidity. His unfortunate animals concurred and went off into one of their terrified choruses of shrieks at some point after dark. *gags... Almost on the dot of midnight the alarm went off again..
Does it have a range of different sound options? For this time it was considerably quieter, though the GW was still up and went and verified it was indeed their house alarm...
Did the second effort not alert ADT? I'm betting it didn't, and that it was purely for our benefit..*cackles...
At 12.20am the dogs shrieked with fear as someone threatened them again... I seem to think that just before 2.00am they were terrorised again, but by then I could have been dreaming..
Big old Nobby was involved each time and as he doesn't bark unless there is a good reason, you may draw your own conclusions..*snorts...
Although I very much doubt anything will come of it, I think it's time I had a word with ADT, even if it's just to insist their Investigator interviews me and not the GW, after their next 'break-in and theft'...*lawls...
Quite possibly I can give them some clues as to how it's done? With the amount of cctv type devices Bali has dotted about, pretty much nothing can move without he is alerted, probably via his smarter than smart phone..*shrugs..
The fact that he and his Chief are able to watch either in Realtime or recordings, every illegal access made to properties in the Crescent, is an allegation I would stake my life on...*grins...

When Earl Michael Barnabas and the Whisperer first put their pointy heads together did the Druglord know even then exactly who would be put in charge of the initial monitoring devices? Did Barnabas rush to contact his old buddy Koobair the Squat and verify that Tweedledumb and his Monkey were perfect for the job? How'm I doing here Bali? Pretty darned near spot on I guess! *curtseys.... Koobair's reward as you know, was his elevation to Druglord co-ordinator for SA....
It must have been fairly soon after that, that Dodge City became the recipient of Jackie Selebi's largesse, including the amazingly customised smart-car driven by Tweedledum....*gags... Yet despite all the evidence pointing to Jack Hunter's strong ties to these lower than LowLifes, the Courageous Couple continue to squeal their innocence and you persist in buying their brand of crud...*laughing... Does the BlackHat claim to be a part of the 'sensitive investigation' FFS?

Is the Superintendent for all Electricity in Durban and Surrounds uncharacteristically silent on the matter these days? Too petrified to tell anything remotely resembling the truth? Lately, his crews attentions are focussed (sp)on the streetlight between No's. 18 and 16 and it groans under the wieght of the added technology... See, HERE sit the red-suited droogs taking a breather on Sabeera's verge....*grins..

LATER at 5.35am..

What sounded like two shots echoed explosively up the valley at 5.30am *yawns... If the Courageous Couple would have you believe they were out yesterday afternoon and are still quite possibly away from home as I write, would it not follow that with the house alarm going off twice already, my Master the Moron would activate ALL his security lights? *coughs...
I sat out on the verandah earlier and noted that he runs only one light facing the valley at this hour and that, dimly, from next to their bedroom windows... The astonishingly brilliant bunker valley-facing SE is off, as are the two equally bright lights on Lungi's walls.. If neither of them are home (winks) and they are truly concerned in any real way about their house being robbed, why do they leave the easily accessed valley side in near darkness? *curious...

Could it be that in fact el Pollo de Grande is in residence? Or are the cctv devices activated instead of the lights? *laughing... Either way o Master Mine, I guess I've proven time and again that you are unequalled in the Department of Prevarication...*chokes...
How many of their smooth and hastily devised excuses will you buy before you wake up? *shrugs...

Do the ADT Security guards access the property and walk the perimeter when the alarm sounds? If so, how do they get in? *fascinated.... I've never seen the point in paying fees to anyone when it's virtually impossible to make the valley approach impregnable.. Short of digging a moat or studding the walls and trees with broken glass that is... Even then, such efforts would merely make the target more attractive IMO...
When your house alarm goes off regularly for no apparent reason and your dogs are permitted and even encouraged to bark ceaselessly, it's a given your neighbours will eventually ignore the noise.. Tis then that a burglary can easily be 'arranged' and a loaded claim be sent to the Insurers... *shrugs... Apparently this is a way of life to many people and regarded as the norm, while the honest reel under the weight of increased premiums...

How's about the unfortunate Mrs. Miki Abbott's house up in Pinetown? Away from home to attend a meeting in Verulam and a suspected electrical fire reduces her house to ashes...
Far be it for me to hop on the bandwagon and yell Info Theft Project, but all the evidence points that way... Huge and destructive water leaks in the area? Digging and road widening? And now an electrical blaze? Check out this week's Highway Mail and see for yourself if it doesn't reek of Allen Spence's involvement....

My word, but it's laughable how you lot continue to remain silent and to actually promote ways of saving power...
My Good Neighbour has shown how easily persuaded are the sheep to install extra lighting, and so far has had not one, but two huge lights added...
Doubtless before long his home will be as decorated with SE's as Colin Balliram's own Chicken Coop...*cackles.. Multiply his extra lights by a million similar homeowners and tis small wonder the power circuits are being run at their lowest workable output...
Yet you continue without a murmur, to fund the total loss of your own privacy..*cackles.. It's classic hey Jannie?

Are fatalities being recorded around the world as similar Big Brother projects are installed? Do other Governments utilise state-funded institutions to set up their mini-base stations, risking the health of the old and the very young in the process?
Have other country's (sp)top of the range criminals been given the majority stake in their Information Theft Projects? The Rassools, Agliottis and Barnabas who have their own hand-picked Controllers and now the means to commit any crimes imagineable and walk away untouched? Are the new and astonishing audio-monitoring abilities not after all, unique to SA?

Does the UK have multiplex boxes strapped to their streetlights and silver bands hugging that delicious cable tight? *grins... How patriotically proud was I to think we were ahead in this grim race...*falls over....

LATER at 6.35am...

I've just been up to fetch the Sunday paper and as I climbed the steps past the rockery, my Master inadvertently activated the device hidden there....*falls over cackling... He's been really careful lately and I'd actually begun to wonder if he'd moved them all as a safety precaution... But no - same place, same sound and bingo, there he is! *roffels...

Peace julle mense...

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Sunday 5th July 2009 at 12.03pm