BITCHFEST.......(begun Wednesday 11th March at 7.35pm......)
I removed Java and gave myself a Noddy Badge for effort when the GameWrecker arrived home and whipped it away saying acidly that I'd over-reacted yet again.....*cackles.... What's new?
The Poison Prince and his Chief are going all out to shut us down..... The dips to our lighting are occasional but still visible and the abuse on our landline increased dramatically today...*laughing... Did I not tell you repeatedly that if I got too near the knuckle I'd be sat on hard?
Bali has grown bored and has turned his attentions from the TV to the PC bigtime. Last Wednesday I was treated to a Java update that threw everything off whack. Finally the GameWrecker tried a System Restore yesterday which should theoretically have fixed the problem... Not a chance! *lawls..... The Controller caused it to crash well before the restore was complete... The writing is on the wall fosho.... So tonight I figured I'd take off Java and reload it... ALL four updates AND the original... No, don't laugh....*sighs...
Thursday 12th March at 3.40am...
The less said about my solo efforts at fixing the PC the better. Suffice to say I'm game if nothing else....*groans...
I've told you of the three huge SE's now installed on the Water Works wall up at Reservoir Hills? They must speak nicely to UDW and then bounce over to St. Phil's surely? One had been left active when I went out the other day, and you have to know it's intensity for it to be so clearly visible right the way over to 45th Cutting in broad daylight....*grins...
Even more stunning are the new SE's I saw when out on Patrol on Tuesday night. To the east of Reservoir Hills and much bigger and brighter, there are now three brilliant white lights in a row. Where are they? Phoenix maybe? *makes a note to show the GameWrecker sometime...
Have you realised that the powercuts and ensuing lies put out by Eskom and the Munis were in fact all tied to the Information Theft project? That great blocks of circuits had/have to be switched off while YOUR suburb is linked to the Muni Network? Ekt mos vir julle gese...*shrugs.... May I give you the poem I wrote so long ago in case you've forgotten? *beams...
THE BALLAD OF CACKLIN TARD....
If Colin and Allen were to switch on the Mains
which one would be Pinky and which one the Brainz?
This toad guessed at something
she's not too sure what
Something so big that it's got to be hot...
Reprisal was swift though the punishment dragged
Forever and always the toad is now slagged...
So if you speak loudly of Telkom and Light,
of the Power thats needed to make lamps burn bright,
of crooked officials and say 'it's not right',
look out for the bakkie that dresses your poles
with extras to fry you and tape all your calls.
Watch out for the Super with eyes red as blood,
what he says with a smile is pretty much crud.
Beware of the Crackers and trivia 'friends',
the self-proclaimed christians who church it, weekends..
With noses foot-long and eyes that are shifty,
they leapt up the lightpoles by moonlight and swiftly
embellished those poles with tech stuff so nifty
that a fart from the toad or a cough from her spouse
sounded clear as a bell in her Dronemasters house...
This toad guessed at something
she's not too sure what ..
But somebody somewhere was sweating a lot..
Enough to take notice and start the ball rolling
to silence the toad and all of her lolling..
For the toad is old and she is thick
and shallow as a puddle
Tis ever such fun, her hackers thought
to see her in a muddle.
She caused some problems for a friend
and must be made to pay
Come dawn or dark we'll harrass her
to get her out the way...
And the Good sat quietly, saying not a word -
'Dont get involved' was all that they heard.
You have stuff to protect and things you hold dear,
it's just an old toad who deserves it you hear.
Hackings illegal, for that you do time,
Ja rite, said the toad as she fell about laughing
The hypocrisy here will soon set me to barfing...
So if Colin and Allen were to switch on the Mains
which one would be Pinky and which one the Brainz?
For one's a spook and the other a nerd
Revenge is their forte, vendettas preferred...
Qualifications not needed but that's okay
with an electrics diploma from the N.I.A....
Did it startle anyone at all with it's accuracy way back then? *roffels...
Since then I've tried to show the quality of characters involved in this huge Information Theft Project and tis to your cost if you're not fairly anxious by now....*laughing...
I doubt you will have realised quite how simple it is for the PTB to silence you should they wish to... My own dear Controller has had the ability to shut down our PC at the drop of a hat, but found it always looked better if he could lay the cause at this idiot's door...*smiles...
Does young Missus Ramnarain live now in daily terror? Who was appointed Trustee of her father's Estate? As the only surviving child of the slaughtered Advocate Sham was she easily persuaded to hand over the finances to someone else? If so to whom?
Sham's brother or an outsider? Had the Advocate squandered the SBV loot entrusted to him for safe-keeping or did he merely decline to hand over what was owed to the inmates most recently released from jail?
If nothing else, Koobair has learned the art of destroying any paper trail that may lead directly to his involvement. When you consider that the Captain of Courage now has official access to banking institutions as their IT Security advisor, it can't be difficult to hide the millions that are out there....*grins...
der Kommissar is fast becoming as familiar a sight in the Press as Logie Naidoo or Mistuh Rajbansi...*beams... Yesterday's photo op in our local Gazette had him dwarfed by his good buddy, young Michael Naiker... While many are doubtless trembling in anticipation of a backlash due to the recession, Mistuh Naiker appears to have no such worries.... His custom built Knight Rider clone could quite possibly give der Kommissar's own techno-marvel of a Beemer a run for it's money...*awed...
In a flatout race between these two, who would win? My money would be on der Kommissar fosho...*winks... Age before beauty?
Did I ever tell you that the poor obsessed Pervert has himself a buzzer that's activated the minute I sit up in bed in the mornings? *roffels... He would insist that it's just a cricket that's set up shop down by our wall..... A cricket that has remained in the exact same place for how many months now Bali? A cricket that stays strangely silent should I slide out of bed and leopard crawl through to the passage? Now there's a picture for you! *collapses laughing....
I admit I'm bereft without access to trivia, but after all this time I'm familiar with the old 'for every action' adage....*nods... It was only ever a matter of time till I was shut up one way or the other....
If my Lord Foul had still found me amusing, it's guaranteed the Java upgrade wouldn't have caused all the crap that I've now personally managed to exacerbate...*sighs... As it is, he will now have to regale his Fanbois with tales of the private lives of other unwitting elderly residents... Missus Purdon up next to the GateHouse will be a poor substitute, but who knows what rocks mon Capitano's sick boat these days.....*cackles....
Peace julle...
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published Thursday 12th March at 7.16pm.
