JACKING OFF........
(begun Saturday 8th November at 3.50am....)
I'm happy to say that Basil is finally getting a car! Mally (the seriously loaded relative) is having one of the many broken-down heaps he owns, made roadworthy....*beams..
Basil is a good man and practises what he preaches as far as I'm concerned. I've no doubt the Massa regales his cronies with tales of the conversations at No. 4 as well...*shrugs..
Since his little car was stolen for the second time, Basil became my responsibility, and the staunch fellow has endured my company every Thursday to go stock up on grocery supplies...*grins..
I will miss him, but am hoping that they will pick up the walking bug again, once they have a car. When you are obliged to walk everywhere, it's inclined to lose it's appeal, but when you have a choice, maybe....?
Did I tell you I sent the Minutes through to my Vice-Chair as always for editing, and typed her a brief mail to accompany them? I asked that she thank Nadine Maharaj of the Reservoir Hills CPF for going the extra mile on the Fun Day, and taking us over to Parklands after the shooting. I asked that she convey our appreciation at the weekly GOCOC Meeting over which der Kommissar presides...*teeth out....
When my Vice-Chair didn't acknowledge the mail but only the Minutes, I queried this to find she had only received the attached Minutes...*cackles.... What a tangled web the Master weaves...
I re-sent the mail and it finally arrived safely..*laughing... A fine example of Rotten Apple censorship, and confirms that so much of my blogging will have been strategically edited and 'adjusted'....*shrugs...
Captain Courageous' bunker SE was out last night and is still off this morning. His smarmy contribution to power saving? Are we due to have our power cut again? I list each and every outage, no matter whether they are for one minute or for hours long...
It was 2.00am yesterday morning when the crew finally arrived to attend to M's personal powercut over in Reynaud road...*winks... On enquiring after the report hours later, she was told there had been a problem with their individual fuse on the streetlight outside...*cackles... The first of many hey Brian? *grins...
Karl Muller had been back when I hit the Mybb forum last night. Google Karl Muller? Highly unlikely he would use his real name anyways... Especially as his posts are not exactly Beast friendly....
Was it there that vodacom3g said, and I quote "power levels are controlled by standards bodies" *keels right on over choking....
Standards bodies se GAT!!! The power levels here in the valley are decided on and run by my Foul Lord, with little if any input from the moronic Allen Spence...*gags...
What 'standards' were being used back on the 15th November and 15th December 2005 when Basil got nuked by the surge of EMF running through the valley as the Freeway overheads were set up for the Wimax system? The same standards bodies that 'monitor' the cellmast emissions? *squints and gags... In another thread vodacom3g informs the forum that Telkom is building a wireless network to compete with other Networks...*laughing...
Oh really? If you were to replace the word compete with C O N T R O L, I dare say you would be nearer the mark.
You have to love how Karl Muller slid in the mention of the Colony Collapse Disorder in bees..... *roffels... It so perfectly describes the confused little fellas that frequent the birdtray.
I should not have to justify the suspicious second-guessing that is now my stock-in-trade...*grins... Smoke, mirrors, and downright lies have always been the order of the day for this Chicken colony...*shrugs... As a result, everyone is now painted yellow till proven innocent...*shrieks...
Sunday 9th November at 3.30am
Chilly and wet as it was yesterday, I managed to get the basics done, and then spent an inordinate amount of time sleeping...*winks at the Captain of Immense Courage....
With his Missus and the kids off out to parts unknown, the Lout of my Life was able to pump up the jam to astonishing levels...*roffels...
I have to say that his piece de resistance was the almighty ache in my teeth that began late afternoon and had me wondering whether it was an abscess or an ear infection starting....*cackles...
I hadn't said much on it aloud until later last night, when I described it to the GameWrecker as we sat in front of the TV. Within a minute, the discomfort vanished and didn't return....*screams...It's a MIRACLE!!!!
I can only hope that Allen Spence has been suitably remunerated for giving the Rotten Apples this sort of power over their perceived enemies.. A totally unprovable, but VERY effective method of sustaining ongoing physical attacks that, while they don't have the colourful melodrama of a bullet to the gut, will certainly take their toll on the victim one way or another...*grins..
A standing ovation then for the Superintendent of Electricity for Durban? The red-eyed and greying fellow, who wasn't prevaricating at the point where he told me that his Department had installed a highly-technical, computerised anti-theft device on our streetlights back in 2004....*laughing... The only outright lie at that stage had been his insistence that the technology was to prevent cable theft.......Right.
Such is the beauty of the now saturated Wimax throughout the Zone, that Controllers like my Lord Grubbyhands are no longer forced to sit in their own abode to initiate attacks on individuals...*applauds.... The signal is now so strong, that this can be done as easily from as far away as the Station itself...*impressed...
Picture if you will, the Molestor and his Golden Tool (ew), along with their assorted goonda sycophants, huddled about the DeathDealer, with speakers cranked to the max as the radiation is turned up to impossible levels....*screams with laughter... A group jack-off? Does the Chicken King tell himself it's all for a Good Cause? Or does he as always merely enjoy the self-gratifying boner such activities probably create? *curious...
Having heard the results of his attentions, as I described them to the GameWrecker, why on earth did he suddenly stop right there? To demonstrate that the discomfort was His doing is the only answer....*laughing....
Answer me this if you will.... Why would these abilities and powers be restricted to the Zone's Controllers? You know they aren't and that they will be available countrywide...
Koobair, Barnabas and His Grossness on the Hill, may rest assured that I will continue to dance to their tune till I drop for good...*curtseys.... Running is not an option on the Menu they have provided....*cackles... My pm to Karl Muller went unacknowledged... Ambiguous as it was, this is unsurprising...*shrugs.... It is more likely however, that it didn't arrive at its destination..... *grins and waits...
Do my blogs serve as a warning to other possible dissenters, or are they now so heavily censored they are not worth the read by anyone other than the Corrupt? *fascinated.... Whatever....
For all I know, vodacom3g unctuously insists that he be privy to my UNEDITED blogs, while he is fully aware that this simply won't happen...
Besides, he has a convention to organise, and more marks lined up to enrol for the Project...*cackles....
The abuse of the Project by the Corrupt had indeed been factored in, and regarded as of little consequence fosho... Casualties are an inevitable part of such a huge undertaking, and if the victims can entertain the bored trooops as they go down, why all the better! *shrieks and projectile vomits over those damned blue suede shoes.... A violation of basic Human rights? Right! *collapses laughing..
Later
I see a start has been made at cutting the grass in the valley below. Did Wayne send the tractor back in on Thursday while we were up in the midlands? *waves to van Bart wildly...
On the odd occasion I find myself shut out of #trivia immediately AFTER blogging, I have to guess there are more than the usual edits and additions being made to my words..? *laughs and peers at el Pollo de Grande....
Sophie couldn't stand the Masters increased attentions after 1.00am this morning, and finally retired to the kid's room at the back to sleep....*cackles... I had woken and lain there with BOTH hands burning for a change...*grins...
Bring it, Rubbishboy, for I love my home in both sickness and in health, so BRING IT! *beams...
Peace julle...
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Sunday 9th November 2008 at 12.05pm
