THE EDGE OF  CHAOS......
 (begun Saturday 12th July at  9.00pm....)
 It's time to wake up and smell the sewage... You have a  genuwine Loose Cannon on your hands and there is no stopping  him....*grins..
 All quiet on the Western Front? You think?   *coughs...
 Not quite..... shortly after today's earlier effort, my  little basic CPF loaded Nokia lost it's screen...*poof!*...
 I took it in to the Workshop last week and had a new  battery loaded.  Sure, it was a grey import, but I'd heard only good reports  so....
 That phone got a new lease on life I swear...*grins.. Not  a single problem experienced since Tuesday and charging like a  dream....
 Lord Cabbagehead couldn't contain his rage a second  longer,and this afternoon he fried the screen and knocked the full battery down  to one bar as well... I guess the 'new' battery took a massive knock as  well.....  Sure, the pitiful thing is now charging, but the screen comes and  goes and it's not well at all.... *clucks...
 Do I sound distraught?   *falls over.... Again - all that  the Corrupt Tool of the Wikked has achieved, is to confirm his unsuitability for  the job he was given... *looks at Allen Spence and gags....
 The Rotten Apples continue to target our little CPF any  way they can, as they find it unthinkable that anyone other than themselves  should have a say in running the Zone...*shrugs...  Old habits die hard  fosho.....*laughing..
 Why he leaves the PC and the Telly for the moment, I know  not....  Clearly the PWNED phones have no Protection Charm cast on them,and are  still fair game.   
 My bet is that he will squeal like a stuck pig at my  latest accusation,and say it is just another coincidence...*laughing... You all  know better by now....*shrugs..
 Are you not beginning to find him just a wee bit erm,  tacky?  His boyish charm is wearing thin enough to reveal the truly nasty  underbelly that lurks beneath the carefully crafted and maintained facade?    
 The biggest joke is, that most of you met him out there on  the Net.... So whatever the Pair tell you MUST be true right?  *shrieks with  mirth.....
 The North end of the dormitories were lit like a beautiful  Christmas tree earlier this evening, with the deep orange SE's directed up to  Sabeera's.  I still can't fathom why all the bother with the metal bars, if they  run these things from inside the dorms...*puzzled...
 Have you had a look at the building gone up across from  our Councillor's home higher up the Crescent?  The owner runs a vehicle aircon  business and does very well.   Well enough in fact, to have added this  enormous structure above the existing house.   Do you not find it strange in  appearance?   The tiny little windows all round?  It looks almost like some sort  of sub-station does it not?  *grins..
 Going back to the Controller's latest demonstration of  utter stupidity..... Where was the Sweeper when he smacked my Nokia  today?
 Did she see him do it?  Or will the first she hears of it,  be reading here?   *cackles..
 His two main signal enhancers were on most of the day, so  it wouldn't have made any difference were he to say he was  out...Pfftt...
 That he becomes viciously mean-tempered when crossed, is  something Missus C has already discovered for herself, but chooses to hide for  reasons only she knows...*shrugs..
 The Illuminati's protege across the road has run off more  water in the last month than I've ever seen him use in the  past...*snorts..
 Waived water rates with his new status?  It certainly  appears to be the case...*gags...  Their house windows are now shut tight for  the most part, day and night ,whether they are home or not... The cold winter  weather? or does the lady attempt to keep out something else, since they now use  the signal enhancers?  *chortles....
 No. 64, up Harris Crescent, had also let rip a river of  water from this almost hidden pipe as I drove past this  morning....*grossed out...
 Sunday at 5.25am:
 It's seldom the same two days in a row....  *grins..
 After I'd finished dating my latest pictures earlier, I  sat in the dark for a few minutes and sho'nuff, it wasn't long before the  Captain of Courage came looking for me....*cackles..
 First a jackpoint in the kitchen sounded, and then the  passage wall-socket after that....
 A while later outside, I watched as headlights? shone  briefly onto the steel palisade fencing up at the playing field.... It could  just as well have been a GateKeeper doing his morning rounds a bit off the  beaten track....*shrugs...  
 I 'walked' and then sat back down for a bit... It's a  beautiful morning with a cloudless sky and a chill, gusty breeze blowing....  
 And it happened again.....
 My whole system jumped, and I've no idea  why....*shrieks...
 It must have been about 5.15am and for a split-second it  was as though the Mothership dipped her massive lights... From where I sit, she  is not visible, so quite possibly it's something else entirely...*curious....   This must be the third time this has happened, and why it rattles my system at  all is odd....*grins...
 Over and gone in a nano-second and makes my heart go  double-time....
 My Nokia has settled back down overnight.  The screen is  back to normal.  For how long?  Till the next red mist falls before his eyes?   *roffels...
 Monday 14th July at 4.00am:
 A unanimous decision in #trivia yesterday, had me tossed  out unceremoniously with a netsplit just before 7.00am...*grins..
 Such remarkable patience with my feeble efforts prior to  that, would make it churlish of me to grumble....*cackles...
 One loud thump on the TV just after midday as I was typing  up the CPF Minutes, otherwise everything was very well-behaved...*pats the  Simmering Chicken....
 Reading the Forums at mybroadband.co.za last night, was  the final confirmation that it is now OWNED lock, stock and  barrel...*laughing...
 mytelkombroadband.co.za fosho....  All the backpatting and  kowtowing has finally brought voda3g right out into the open, and he speaks now  with the authority of a site-owner...
 The Poison Rabbit reduced itself to hinting for a freebie  iPhone,and if he plays his cards right, will doubtless be  rewarded....*beams...
 One of the most noble of mods has taken on the role of  personal assistant to voda3g as well...*startled....   The endless amiable  patience shown to anti-vc posters is now pretty much a thing of the past, and  patronising, sarcastic put-downs, are now the order of the day....*shrieks...   At one point, voda3g ends a post with the classic "we await your  response/reply....."   WE??  *laughing...
 As the country is Owned by Telkom and always will be, I  have absolutely no problem accepting this change on the best forum in South  Africa... 
 At least it's dialogue of a sort is it not?  Questions are  for the most part answered, and problems are fixed.  What more can you ask for ?  *grins..
 Just get your heads around the obvious folks.... Vodacom  IS Telkom, as is Neotel....*cackles...  
 Myadsl is now a vehicle FOR the Beast despite any  denials... enjoy....
 Kiss enough butt, and you too will be enrolled to Selebi's  Wireless Project and given handouts...*grins..   Sour grapes?  No - I like it  fine right here thanks.... Watching the Intelligent being sucked in by the  Horrendously Wikked, oblivious to their loss of privacy, is interesting to say  the least....
 Later:
 The first thing noted on rising this morning was the added  pressure in my ears...
 I stood out by the front door and listened for the  Wireless song in vain....*shrugs...
 Not a cloud in sight to explain the added ear  pressure....
 After 'walking' I stood briefly out on the lawn, and  though no actual sound could be heard, there was a definite thickness  to the air from my Master's property....*falls over... Imagination?    *shrugs..
 I then went up to unchain the gates and found this  beauty has, after months of disuse, been activated...*laughing... His dogs are  strangely silent?   Judging from the crushing pressure in MY ears, the Master  has cranked up his output considerably...*beams..
 The garage wall SE faces his children's rooms  directly...WTF!!?   I have AFAIK, never met what purports to be a human being,  with so little regard for his own family....*heaves....
 Despite the inevitable sniggers of derision, the only  visible change this morning IS the activated garage wall light facing St.  Theresa's...(plus of course, the inside garage light is still being left  on...)
 I have absolutely no idea why, and if, this would affect  my ears so, and can only guess...*fascinated... May I suggest Missus C has a  word with their three dogs?  They may be able to shed some light on the  changes?   *laughing.. As if......
 Peace julle.....
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 Monday 14th July 2008 at 1.52pm.
 
