Tuesday, July 15, 2008

BROWNIE POINTS........
(begun Tuesday 15th July at 3.00am....)
More badly-written food for the Troll.....*grins...
Looks like I made another incorrect guess..... Bali's garage wall SE went on at 5.00pm yesterday, along with the inside garage light. I felt absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at the time and even now, apart from the high-pitched whine in my ears, the pressure I felt yesterday morning is just not there...*shrugs..
It's always possible he's readjusted the output in deference to Missus C, but then again it's doubtful that her wishes would slow down our cowboy of the airwaves....
I skimmed through the new posts at myadsl last night, and chuckled to find what could at a stretch, be construed as Damage control....*beams...
I do believe voda3g even resorted to using the derisive and dismissive "silly conspiracy theories" line at some point...*cackles... It worked like a charm, and the poster that elicited this remark, leapt back to heel with alacrity...*roffels...
The fear of appearing less than bright is used to great advantage by the Beast and it's Minions... 'Give me proof' and 'where are the facts', will silence all but the incorrigibly insane....*curtseys...
Much as we've all been deliberately kept in the dark about the possibility of alien life forms existing, will the same line be adopted with this Orwellian Big Brother Project...*grins..
The more intelligent you are, the less likely it is you will voice your misgivings, for fear of being seen as crazy or, god forbid, stupid.....*laughing...
Such enormous yet fragile egos will as always, work to the Beast's advantage...*applauds...
*One of the Terrible Twins just shrieked briefly as though kicked.... The Master follows his own religion fosho.... Self-deification...*grins... Though his forbears consider the cow to be sacred, it is clear that dogs should be treated with contempt....*
It was with some relief I heard our CP Chair say he has been invited to attend regular Meetings of Provincial Commissioners with our own der Kommissar.....*beams... Back on track then? A most useful man is our Chair to have around, if only for his name..? *cackles...
He can be worn like a Gucci handbag is my guess. *cynical laugh....
May I respectfully suggest that it will take considerably more than these cosmetic tweaks to achieve a plausible make-over? *laughs..
There is a rather larger and sharper crowd of critics out there these days, and the goonda-style theatrics are no longer accepted without question...*snorts..
This concept must surely cause dismay and concern among the Rotten Apples, and the Captain of Immense Heroism himself declines to accept this....*grins..
The Advisors should attempt to familiarise themselves with the foreign ideas of honesty and sincerity, and punt them to the hilt, despite the uphill battle...*falls over... Just kidding!!!! *shrieks...
Would that I had the ability to believe the ShaikBoyz are not Whisperers.... That only Schabir took the road to Corruptville while his brothers are as clean as a whistle...*falls over... Alas, my thinking runs more along the lines of, Schabir was caught with his hand in the cookie-jar and his brothers will now be more careful...*sighs..
If the will to dig deep enough (unlikely) into the Billionaire Metro Police Constable's financial affairs is there, it is highly likely irregularities would be found.... The silence surrounding this dodgy matter is deafening... *cackles.. Has he made regular 'donations' and gifts, that ensure he is now untouchable? Is there panic in the Corrupt Camp of the Council?
Did the conversation after the Meeting last night cause much amusement? Were the Listeners on the Hill entertained? Methinks scoring brownie points can be the only possible answer...Gettit? *falls right on over.... A mini Gucci purse? *nods ambiguously....
Will it work or will it be seen for what it is? *fascinated.... Pretty much everyone in power regards each other with suspicion and cynicism these days, so no - I would think that there are smiles behind hands at the blatant Nips & Tucks being made....*chokes....
It's time to put the old Advisors on a pyre and push them out into the river, and that includes Koobair the Squat... What worked successfully in years gone by, is no longer viable....*shrugs...
Later:
The King of Creeps began bashing our Telly relentlessly the minute the GameWrecker switched it on earlier...*grins... Deliberate timing to remind his cronies how simple it is for him to make me dance? *laughing... I willingly obliged, and mumbled and grumbled out loud in #trivia till he got bored and left the TV alone...*gags...
The increasingly affluent Brother-in-Law pulled up on the verge after 7.00am, while I was washing the car... The two little dogs shot out into the rush-hour traffic on the Crescent and headed up the hill...
I struggled to get them back in to their yard a bit later, doubtless to the amusement of the Chicken King... The 'electric' gates had no resistance at all this morning... Switched off for a laugh? Broken? Fortunate then that Penny arrived, and moved the concrete pedestal I'd balanced behind the gates to stop the dogs escaping again...*laughing..
All that time and effort spent threatening and swearing at the totally innocent little maid, when the SAPS involved, could have rolled up their sleeves and tried fixing the dodgy gates instead... Nothing like working up a good honest sweat to temper bottled up rage? Unfamiliar? *chokes..
How did the two thieves know it was safe to scale No. 10's wall at that exact moment, right out in the open? And then to return the same way out into the Crescent without anyone seeing them?
You say luck, and I say organisation dude.... Bernie for once not on his verandah? Missus Protege home but didn't see..? Freddie's Missus gone to the Doctor? Me out at the Dentist, and Penny noisily vacuuming? The audio-monitoring would have been a great help to ascertain exactly what the residents were doing at that precise moment ja....
I so don't buy the monitoring was switched off crap....*snorts...
Are you beginning to realise you've signed up to assist nothing more than Criminals? What to do? Make as much money as you can, with all the contracts they send your way, and then find an excuse to bow out? *keels over laughing...
Absolutely no chance of that happening at all... You are OWNED for Life!
A big guy with a pompadour of white hair has arrived to visit the Courageous Couple. He is driving a larnie white 4 x 4 Jeep and carries a few papers...
9.00am and Missus C has not left for work.. Must be something important then...*grins... Have they just discovered a further valuable item was stolen, and this is a different Insurance guy? Hmm....
If yesterday's delivery of a security gate to their home was another attempt to scare the maid, it fell flat. Happily, I saw the extremely dodgy looking YOUNGSTER as he shook at the gates, and went up to speak to him... Better luck next time to the Nasties ...? *cackling...
Sadly, the faster Missus C rattles off her embroidered stories, the less I believe them these days... In defence of all the suckers online - she is unbelievably good at what she does, so no need to feel stupid (as you clearly all are..) *cackles...
Later:
These two guys were working on the Master's gates after 4.00pm.... Will they actually close properly now, or will I still see Spotty pushing his way in and out unaided?
A loud and very sharp bang sounded just after 5.00pm, which had me going down the passage to see if cars were backing up on the Crescent... Instead, I found Bali's garage SE here flashing endlessly on and off and no sign of the inside garage light at all...*grins..Oops? *laughing...
Weirdly, there were no problems with our TV while the guys were working on the gates... Halleluja! *beams...
Peace julle...
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Tuesday 15th July 2008 at 9.03pm.