Wednesday, July 23, 2008

DOWN A PEG..........
(begun Tuesday 22nd July at 3.15pm....)
The Lord of the Fowl had Kitt iii tucked in the top of his driveway by the time I'd published Hogwash ....*grins..
Another valid excuse to be home early? To protect his children from the crooked little maid? A scenario he totally invented and is now forced to perpetuate?
He did seem to be in a somewhat happier mood today, as he gaily slammed on the system, causing a cacophony of dismayed barking up Michan/Wragge Road way....
I could even hear the dogs anxious cries from as far away as Mayville, carried on the wind...*cackles... Not to worry, they're only dogs FFS! Not as if it's affecting you and yours right? *falls over....
The journo rang while I was typing out my blog. He needed a number. I read out the first three digits and the Socket Hunter promptly dropped my line...*grins.... While tickled purple to think Bali is deliberately trying to convert Members of the Beast's own Wireless Family to my way of thinking (and doing a fair job of it!), may I suggest that in future Family Members continue to laugh uproariously at the jokes trotted out on the Hill at my expense....
That no matter whether you do in fact begin to see how neatly you have been shafted, you keep your thoughts to yourself or discuss them on the greens...*laughing...
Your phones (landline and cell), PCs and very Homes are OWNED! Asking awkward questions will merely get your monitoring system activated and let's face it, you have everything to lose....
There is nothing that can stop this Giant now...*shrugs... Who would save you? The Beast has by now stolen enough private information from the very top officials in Government to ensure there is no-one left to come to your aid....*roffels...
Beautifully done, and if you behave like a good little droog, your rewards will be great...
Should you step out of line however, you may find yourself harrassed by a psychotic animal-loathing bully....*winks at Bali...... Not a pleasant situation....
All I ask is that you pay attention... There are ways around these cretinous controlling thugs, and you will learn them or give up your freedom entirely....*beams..
Wednesday 23 July at 5.00am:
Just a quickie...... Following the sound of a dog howling, I hung over Captain Courageous' kitchen wall at 4.30am, to find Dilshaad's Mangled Spotty visiting....*curious...
Which of course leads me to think that these two didn't fix the electric gates at all...
If barrel-chested Spotty can shove between the gates, then so can any number of prospective thieves...*gags.... He does more to prove my Controller is an irresponsible liar than I ever could...*cackles...
Did loose lips ultimately sink ships? Our top Police Commissioner Jackie Selebi's fall from grace as Head of Interpol was because of something the Chicken King inadvertently let slip? *laughing.... Stranger things have happened...
I guess one of the top brass at Telkom suggest Selebi be given the title originally? Wouldn't surprise me.....
Whether an official law agent on the web or not, Bali certainly enjoys the spotlight, and will have drawn the attention of Good Law Enforcement Officers internationally ....
Did my Master unwittingly sink Selebi's ship himself? No, no, not on the main and most recent charges, merely the Interpol position...*falls over...
As Mister Selebi is regarded as a Hero by those on the Hill, imagine the consternation were it to be found that the Chicken King himself had drawn unfavorable attention to his Boss? There are those Law officers out on the Internet that found the Rotten Apples infestation of my private life to be illegal...? That they found the Toady Show indicated a singular disregard for laws or legality whatsoever? *grins....
That it led to an interest in our SAPS Head of Operations that may not otherwise have occurred and *boom!* Selebi is rejected by Interpol.... *falls over laughing..... (Ai! The arrogance of the demented....)
Personally, I think that Selebi will be reinstated as Police Head in the country, and have no problems with that. A change of Whisperers would be a good idea though? Consider the weird concept of giving him an HONEST advisor? *laughing... None left? Fosho there are... just currently rather thin on the ground IMO....*grins..
I went outside after 9.00pm last night, to hear my Master running off water at a thunderous rate..
The GameWrecker is down R300ks of his hard-earned pension already and escalating utility rates will doubtless chomp steadily away at whats left...*shrugs..
Should you be curious as to how at least R250ks was lost before the GameWrecker even officially signed off, I have the feeling Collin Balliram could shed light on the matter....
I go too far? On the contrary, if you are seen to be an enemy of the Beast and it's Corrupt Minions, there is no effort spared right up to Government level, to see that you 'get yours'....
It's 11.15am and I hear a wekker sweeping the Master's front deck while a hose runs on and on.... Crown Pools or yet Another gardener? *shrugs...
Clearly the Heroic Pair are exempt from paying water bills....*grins....
My third ever visit to the new dentist this morning, was a breeze.... A really quiet, gentle man with a lovely assistant. He sticks to Medical Aid rates and is generous with gas if requested, and situated up at Entabeni means parking is a doddle....
If you're a Durbanite and truly petrified at the mere thought of visiting a dentist - look no further than Dr. Meyer....*beams crookedly....
In the same vein, if you are looking for a really hard-working and honest little maid, Penny is the answer....
That she kept the Monster's oops, Master's children calm throughout their ordeal speaks volumes.... What? You dare not show an interest?
Wisely said. And this is how it will be, affecting every facet of your lives from now until forever...*smiles...
Disraeli's quote on the front page of the Mercury yesterday....'Desperation is sometimes as powerful an inspirer as genius'... makes sense to me...*falls over laughing....
Peace....
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Wednesay 23rd July 2008 at 2.22pm.