FERRETS OF FILTH......
(begun Friday 20th June at 5.30am.....)
What are the chances of getting an auto-answering message installed on my landline that goes " Speak at your own risk. All calls to this number are recorded and stored for possible future use by the utterly Corrupt"....*falls over laughing..
Weirdly, there are still many who consider I mind that mon Capitan infests my life...(despite any protestations he may now make to the contrary..)
I would be lost without him, and he is aware of this...*winks...
He has trumpeted his skillz for far too long now to deny it.... I am entertained that he may consider he will be believed, when he and the Sweeper insist the monitoring devices were not active last Friday 13th June.....*cackles...
Do I consider the exercise to be one of their more elaborate theatrical productions? They surely have more than enough cast members to have attended to the finer details....*snorts..
Were it not for the chance mention by Penny, of the missing PC tower, I may well have bought the entire production.....*grins.... It's been a good couple of years since the conversation with Missus C about games for their kid's computer....
Why was the tower not there since Penny began working for the Courageous Pair? Her word against theirs would be my guess ja.....*gags....
The Heroic Pair have managed with ease to bewilder and demoralise this hard-working and honest individual whom they considered sufficiently trustworthy to guard their children without question up to now...*snorts...
Oh hang on a sec there! My phone records? That her previous employer after 11 years, turned round and said that Penny was GREEDY? As the cost of living soars, and not even R5 was added to her salary, to at least demonstrate how much her services were appreciated? In truth, a 500k increase would not have been enough to compensate Penny for weathering the testing done by the Eavesdropping Project in 2005...*glum..
However unprovable, I maintain that the waves of EMF battering her day and night, caused her to be anxious and irritable, and to begin to question her hours of work and the literally thankless tasks she performed... Another crazy assumption by a raving lunatic? *pfftt..
How useful was the eavesdropping in setting up Patsy aka Penny to be the fall-guy in the Rotten Apples latest theatrical production...? That I had spoken to my Good neighbour after the damage was done, and said that it would have taken the very smallest increase to placate their slave....*shrugs... Too late.....
The Courageous Couple have much to answer for, and life has a queer way of turning round when least expected....*the toad has had first-hand experience of this.....*beams...
As fast as he may be trying to now distance himself from his shockingly peurile and criminal behaviour, do his FanBoyz loudly say otherwise in #trivia...*roffels...
Whether or not he now sometimes redirects us through the Network to the seldom seen Accountant at No. 12 is immaterial....*shrugs...
As I am OWNED, so is my Socket Hunter....*grins..
If Freddie Cochrane is to be our Monitor whilst Bali scrambles to regain his credibility, so be it... Old habits however, die hard... The power he wields to beat us into submission, has become a heady drug he cannot live without.....
Is he not just a teeny bit repelled by his own obsession? Or is he totally unaware of how bizarre his behaviour must appear to so many, despite the yes-man badges they sport? *chortles...
Were I to be given a choice (as if heh), I would choose that the Fowl King continue to invade and infest my life and to monitor my every move and sound..... for it has done my almost non-existent ego the world of good....*cackles loudly....
In as much as I am totally at the mercy of the Dark Avenger and the Rotten Apples, do I feel weirdly safe in the knowledge that he has tooted his own horn so loud and so long, anything that now befalls me or mine, will cause him to be looked at askance...*nods..
Later:
The young black sparrowhawk has missed his target twice.....His prey have scattered... He will be back, much as Captain Courageous...*shrugs...
Despite exercising a great deal more caution since last Friday, the noises behind my monitor continue... A short while after leaving #trivia earlier, I clearly heard the invited guests leave my system....*heaves...
Could it be that the levels of EMF have distorted my hearing to such a degree that I IMAGINE these strange sounds? Pull the other one dudes....*cackles...
My Master arrived home last night some considerable time after me.... Were they amused by the conversations held in the monitored Meeting room? *plays to the Gallery on the Hill....
Did the journo go directly home after pulling in at the Hall to make his apologies, or did he make an unexpected detour, thrilled to the core? Clearly, he had already seen the blog prior to receiving my small gift of a printout..... *collapses laughing...
Another like me, who finds his life has taken on a new lease? *nods....
I do feel there is an ongoing struggle by some, to understand how my head works.... So totally at the opposite end of the scale to the geniuses that deride me, I am nonetheless in the majority, and stand proudly with the faceless masses of less than bright individuals....*shrugs...
Cynical, and now chronically paranoid, I merely write what so many think, but would not dream of voicing, for fear of being ostracised...*shrieks...
May the Force be with you....*keels over...
Later:
I struggled to connect earlier this evening, and was given repeated Error 718s. I immediately assumed that Bali was exacting revenge for today's blog...
Only when I stood up to leave the desk, did I finally see I'd forgotten to plug the modem in...*laughs hysterically....
Sunday 22nd June at 7.15am:
My inclination to question the most simple of occurrences (sp), sans logic or commonsense, is what makes me the Tard I am....*beams....
Where did my rhyme "A Teklom tecchie sat picking his nose....." come from? Did it startle the Architects of this Eavesdropping Project as much as it did me? *laughing... So perfectly on the mark as to be almost unbelievable....
Later:
I spoke aloud to the GameWrecker earlier, saying I was going to watch The Weakest Link at midday... After a good few hours walking through the Zone, I struggled to now stay awake.... After some 10 minutes the TV screen went black and the sound vanished....
I could not ask for better examples of his utter unsuitability for the job handed to him by the equally idiotic and Corrupt Allen Spence....*applauds...
Does the Sweeper cringe at his childishness or is she too busy reassuring her peers that there was a computer in the house and that Penny is lying.....? *keels over shrieking.....
Have you too, noticed how partial Missus C is, towards calling other people liars? *cackles... Ring any alarm bells yet? Suckers! *smiles...
Peace julle...
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Sunday 22nd June 2008 at 2.11pm.
