Friday, June 13, 2008

CONTROL YOUR DOG......
(begun Thursday 12th June at 6.00pm...)
I got some nice pictures of the two trenches dug in the road outside the Assessment Centre today.... Certainly not your average fix-a-hole-in-the-road job and I wait with interest to see what it's all about...
The shops I visit regularly at both the Village Market and Westville Mall, to have prints made, had suffered damage to their expensive machines.
A gift sent to the kind owner by way of electrical surges fosho.....*nods...
He is being taught a lesson early on, but will he learn before his business is destroyed? Tell me again what a wonderful plan this is, and how it will benefit the people? Pfffttt...
I sat down at lunchtime and switched the TV on, to have no problems with it at all.... Eh - my Master must of been busy elsewhere, for after 20 minutes of problem free viewing the screen was suddenly turned off. Petty but effective...*shrugs...
Friday 13th at 5.00am:
Badly Behaved Toad came out to play last night. Surrounded by so much downright silliness, there was little I could do to prevent it....*grins..
Dignity and decorum flew out of the window as they so often do these days....*cackles..
Conduct myself in a matter befitting my advanced years? You simply have to be joking! *falls over...
Made ludicrously dangerous by their own puffed-up self-importance, the Crooked continue to bring out the very best in toad nonsense....*delighted...
I am pretty much overwhelmed by affection for all of them - the Good, the Bad and the incurably Corrupt...*guffaws....
Last night's second attempt at electing a new CPF Motherbody Chair, again failed miserably...*winks..
der Kommissar knows his 'constituents' well, and I'm happy to report that he was visibly amused by the proceedings....*grins..
The Listeners on the Hill (*winks at Bali the Crooked) would have been falling about..
Will any of those that were gathered at our Meeting be targeted via their power supplies for daring to take a stand? *coughs.... Will they lose their TVs or even bigger assets? Will they have their cars hijacked and stolen? The sky is now truly the limit here...*grins...
It would appear that a good many Clare Estate residents have not yet been invited aboard the Government/Telkom Big Brother Wireless Gravy Train.... at least not those present at our Meeting...*nods...
I watched afterwards, as the Snitch hung about the fringes of the chatting groups, gathering information that my Master may have missed via the audio monitoring.
Half a chance is all I need and next time, l will seperate (sp) him from the herd, and grey his fine head of hair.....*cackles...
A G-Man at our humble Meeting as well? *impressed..... Most articulate was he, but his use of official jargon left me baffled as to his affiliations...
It pains me to say it, but it is clear that our little band of Yes-men are clueless innocents.... They have bought the Package lock, stock and barrel and are unaware of their now total manipulation. *shrugs...
She isn't. Loyal to a T, she will, like Missus Courageous, play along. But in her case her every fibre smells the corrupt manipulation and rebels....*nods...
Were she to grant me a private audience, could I convince her of the Truth? Highly unlikely....*shrugs... Has she proven to be too much of a thorn in the side of the Wikked? Do they hope that she will resign her position in disgust, as did the best Secretary we've ever had? *interested....
She is most certainly a fighter but, unlike this toad, she has not the patience with petty, near-cretinous Games played, by those running the Greatest Show on Earth....*snorts.... It is my guess that the election will finally take place during her absence....
Needless to say, I can barely contain my anticipation for the next Laugh-In session....*beams at der Kommissar.... Cake? Why, most certainly....Once the Controllers finally allow a Chair to be elected...*grins...
Totally ambivalent as I am, to the choice and election of a new Chair, I am in a position to enjoy watching, as a Team of seriously intelligence-challenged crooks lose their heads at the Power they wield....*falls over....
The monkey being entertained by the Organ-Grinder...now there's a new concept! *laughing..
The huge light is back on this morning over in the children's dormitories.... hang on a sec and I will get a picture....*click....
Later:
Though few, if any, would dare to admit it, I feel that there are more laughing at my Master than with him of late....*beams...
His bizarre and persistent obsession with the elderly and clueless certainly sets him apart from his cronies...*grins... Do they now nudge and wink behind his back while applauding him face-on? Though my guesswork has proven dodgy in the past, this one is a winner....*falls over...
Later:
The GameWrecker mentioned this morning, that he has been unable to access Ian Halliday's log-in page to check our bandwidth for a couple of days...*snorts... As no other client will be forced to use this means of logging in, it is unlikely the usual pillocks will bother to create a thread dedicated to the usual BS at myadsl.....
Speaking of which, there was yet another article on cable theft in our local rag yesterday.. A sucker was caught strolling down the road, openly carrying a great deal of copper cabling.
Does this sound like a highly organised crime-syndicate to you? Where were his ladder and cutters? How far did he have to walk out in the open before reaching his buyer? *doubles up laughing...
These staged scenarios prove that Allen Spence and the Corrupt are struggling to maintain the lies... That way too many streetlights are burning during daylight hours, in areas that have NEVER had cable stolen and never will...*beams..
What is there about this EE that made the Corrupt so sure he was the man for the job?
He came across as an unremarkable, grey little man, who would be overlooked in a party of five...*puzzled... He has a weakness, but for what...? *sighs...
Eh - whatever it is, was noted by the Beast and it's Minions years ago, and has now been exploited brilliantly for the Project...*heaves...
Despite the inoffensive and deadpan public face, the red-eyed Allen Spence is as much a Crook as my own Chicken King and his Corrupt Cronies...albeit a boring one....*snorts...
Does he now share the same stretch of dazzling white beach next to Herr Doktor Sutcliffe aka the Town Clerk? Is Goa now graced by the presence of more than just one or two of our seriously corrupt officials? *shrugs...
I have yet to publish all of the backblogs done during our enforced removal from the internet on 11th May, and yet already I smell the stench of Captain Courageous anticipation as he hovers over the Annihilate button once again....*squawks hysterically....
The sad fellow cannot accept that I flourish with or without those assets he chooses to cook...*cackles..
Would he care to join me on the Delusional Bench? No?
This particular dog has been allowed way too much freedom and has already drawn way more attention to the Big Brother Wireless Scheme than the PTB would like....*grins...
His Superior could not control him should he even wish to....
Fun times ahead fosho....
Peace...
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Friday 13th June 2008 at 2.25pm.