OUR FINEST.......

(begun Monday at 9.30pm)

It must have been about 9.10pm, when I glanced out in time to see his car lights on at the bottom of his drive.... Up to that point a blog was the furthest thing from my mind....*falls over laughing...

Just back from a monitoring session on the Hill mon Capitano? Fosho you were....*cackles..

The charming Superintendent Marillier couldn't attend our CPF Meeting tonight due to a sprained ankle, and we were instead treated to Captain Lazarus presence....*beams..

So slowly do the gears creak over, that I would have totally missed it, but for the headlights...*grins..

The transvestite and the unanswered call and texts for assistance? *chokes cackling...

I really like Supt. Marillier and he certainly didn't rise to his rank by disobeying orders....*nods..

I had forgotten the tranny business totally and doubt that I would have said anything about it at the Meeting, apart from my usual pleasure at seeing an SAPS representative attending....*sighs..

Captain Lazarus was clearly not delighted at being appointed fall-guy for the evening either... In his irritation he came very close to recording a remark for posterity regarding my gossiping abilities....*falls over laughing..

Later, we had moved on to discussing the reasons why the proposed sms Portal system touted at our AGM, had been given the thumbs down by no less than the Provincial Police Commissioner, Hamilton Ngidi..... and a perfectly valid reason it was, (though a bummer nonetheless)*frowns..

Lazzie's classic parting shot of the evening (which no doubt had the Morons - ooops! I mean Monitors on the Hill convulsing) was, "why pay R25 a month for an sms system when you can phone the police for free".

Erm, twas der Kommissar himself that found the young Search & Rescue guy, that we had all pinned our hopes on so futilely, and therefore I must assume der Kommissar certainly didn't consider R25 for an sms Network setup in the Zone to be a waste of money? *startled....

Possibly the problems raised regarding the Albaraka Bank's kind offer of a similar network, could now be ironed out. After all, it runs fine up in Westville does it not? No? *falls to the ground choking..... Tis a great shame that Commissioner Ngidi (who sits firmly in the Camp of the Good, and hopefully will remain there), refused to allow the Search & Rescue guy (a policeman) to set up our sms network, but no doubt rules are rules... (well, the few that are left...)

At some point a call came through to a member at the Meeting, to say that a domestic worker had been standing outside in Loon Road (just across the way), when a criminal had walked up to her, beaten her, and taken her cellphone.

The good Captain swung into action and made a swift call. Before the close of the Meeting he reported that his men had already recovered the dropped cellphone, and the Dog Unit was expected to go into the bush after the thief. *applauds....

When it works, it works brilliantly! Enough said...*beams and hopes Supt. Marillier makes a speedy recovery.

Mr. Naroth the Architect is going to be an asset to our CPF! (No, not the one with the water 'problem', the other one) Last night he cut to the chase on a matter which would otherwise have dragged on ad infinitum, by saying that he would attend to it himself. Brilliant.

His suggestion that we get the Youth of the area to attend our Meetings, was a noble one, and enthusiastically endorsed by Captain Lazarus..*grins..

The good Captain did say however, that despite the Station's best efforts to start a Youth Desk, they had had to give up... and our CPF will be successful in this endeavour because........?

The fair Carol's son Baron, has the ear of a large contingent of youngsters in the Zone, and word spreads like wildfire. I will wait with interest to see which youngsters are still unaware of the audio-monitoring done at the Hall, and are brave enough to pitch...*cackles....

I seem to recall young Siyabonga from Jimmy Carter, filled with enthusiasm at encouraging youngsters to join.... He attended our Meetings 2 or 3 times and then disappeared...

I was crushed to learn last night that he has since moved away from the area....*wonders...

Alas, still no sign of a Councillor attending. Although Cncllr, Christians insisted he would attend, regardless of being relegated to Asherville, there was no word nor sign of him...*shrugs..

Wheels within wheels, within wheels....*sighs...

Later:

I went up at 5.15am in the dark to unlock the gates and give the GameWrecker's car a wipe down. This large lorry was parked in the narrow Crescent outside Cyril's house at number 16, with a hoody wearing guy standing at the gates...

I came down and fetched the camera. He and I were subsequently equally startled as the flash went off, while Bernie amiably shone his torch my way....*falls over...

The hoody turned round promptly and headed quickly down the Crescent in my direction. Stupid I may well be, but I didn't stick around to see what he wanted. At least not while I was carrying my camera....*grins...

Later:

After 6.00am whatever the lorry was delivering made a great racket at some point, but by then I was happily preoccupied in #trivia and gave a toss.....*smiles..

My Master created the biggest and noisiest thump yet heard, behind the monitor as I struggled with the game... a block booking of visitors entering our system? *cackles..

Surely the only 2 people with official (haha) access to our PC, are Bali and Ian Halliday of tradepage? (He of the recent shopping spree to Japan).

I am comfortable with people reading my random remarks made between guessing answers. However, I must point out that it's yet further strangely irresponsible behaviour from a law enforcement agent..*shrugs..

OTOH I have personally invited agents from the FBI and CIA to come on in and to monitor MY Monitor...*laughs.... Interpol and the local NIA were not included for obvious reasons.... Scotland Yard? Not their fault they couldn't make head nor tail of my attempts to get help a couple of years back.....

I was in full incoherent mode at the time and forgive them totally...*grins..

We have a new contender for Bush Dweller below in the valley. At 8.30am I took these fine pictures of a guy who made it loudly clear that he relished attention..*cackles..

It could well be the tranny itself, kitted out in a complete change of costume, or just another hireling...*shrugs..

As it is common knowledge that SAPS Sydenham wade regularly through my blog - I will ask here that the valley is checked by a patrol bakkie and save the possible embarrassment of sending further unanswered or blocked texts and calls...*beams...or not, of course....*shrugs..

An article in yesterday's Mercury on Noise Pollution caught my eye. Missus Microwave Boffin had spoken at some length on the matter at the CPF Meeting last night, so I attempted to send her a text referring her to said article.... Message sending FAILED. *chokes...

What exactly is it that so many are afraid of? An innocent text regarding Noise levels has to be blocked because.....?

The methods my Master uses to control us merely serve to confirm my constant allegations of deliberate corruption. We are after all, not talking State Secrets here...*laughing...

A 'just in case' block put on my phone? In case WHAT FFS?? *shrieks....

I reported at the Meeting the seemingly minor matter of the latest vodacom $ loaded, not being confirmed, and said that this was why it was important to me that we get an sms portal up and running.

May I suggest that by allowing Bali carte blanche in his abuse of all three phones, that there are now feet bleeding great pools of blood in the Camp of the Rotten? *falls over cackling...

Peace julle....*gives Captain Lazarus an A for effort and a big hug...

PS. I tried re-sending the text to Missus Microwave Boffin just before 11.00am and it was 'allowed' to go through...*heaves..

I do believe that most attacks by Bali of what in earlier years was considered delightful entertainment, are now well past their sell-by date.

Indeed, I would surmise that I am the only victim of this Grand Scale Corruption, that talks freely to you. A victim that, whether you choose to believe it or not, tells you a Very different version of life here in the Zone...*grins..

Even International Law enforcement officers will have realised by now that my suggestions and allegations are far from being the melodramatic lies implied by the Crooked from day one....

That in fact, I am well within my rights (you Have to love that phrase!) to demand compensation for Basil, Sue and Penny AND to have Basil's little 1987 Jetta returned, or replaced, a s a p.

If you truly believe that a random car thief came upon the Jetta by coincidence, and had a key that miraculously fit the custom-made gear lock, then you are clearly following the wrong career path...*chortles...

Add to my list a sensible Controller of our phones and a hassle-free internet connection, and this puppet will dance to your tune till it drops...*shrugs...

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Tuesday 6th May 2008 at 12.28pm. ....continued....

PSS: Hmm I went over to gmail and found a mail request from a CPF Member which I replied to. I then did an sms advice to her of that reply. The phone switched off at send. I started it again, retyped the sms and hit send only to get Msg Failed. ...third time it switched off again... Full signal and full battery. I'm really not interested in hearing that there is something wrong with the phone itself guys.....*cackles...
The only thing wrong with my little Nokia is Captain Courageous..... pffft..... Ends... 1.17pm.