Friday, May 30, 2008

FORCES FAVOURITES......
(Random backblog begun Monday 19th May at 5.45am..)
It's been a while. Finally he made me smile. I'd just gone up to wipe the dew off the GameWrecker's car when Bali suddenly turned the streetlight off....*grins...
Just ours mind you. By the time I got back down below it was on again. Neat.
I stood at the top cleaning the car, and looked down to see the GameWrecker running water into the kitchen sink. What was missing? The loud and clear tick tick of the water meter activating... Haibo!
I asked him to flush the loo while I knelt by the meter to listen as it eventually gave a few faint ticks and then stopped again.
Of course, it too, neatly fits into the 'old' category...*cackles..
Nonetheless it is interesting to wonder why the drastic change in feed and why we no longer have the jolly, independent water meter readers banging on our gate once a month.
Instead we now have a larnie dude driving himself in a Muni vehicle... the same applies to the electricity meter reader...*curious...
Before, they clearly worked on a commission basis, but this lot are all most definitely salaried employees...
Does the Fowl King miss me, or is he thoroughly enjoying my silence online? Being privy now to only the most banal of conversations spoken aloud, is a drastic change for him, but quite possibly a welcome one....*beams..
A robin sings prettily in the fiddlewood tree just outside the window. It is still dark and the big aerial lights glare out from the Power House across the valley.
The bush dweller/transvestite is still very much in evidence, and he bobs up occasionally in an effort to gain attention.
Having advised Supt. Marillier of his presence, I am comfortable with the situation...*smiles...
Yet more ways of seeing if your neighbourhood is linked to Selebi's Information Gathering Data Base?
Do you have one really stunning, deep orange, sodium-based streetlight set oddly amongst the standard whites? We do. Outside our Councillor's house just up the Crescent.
Did you know that if you are in a position to stand above and behind one of the new streetlight cowlings, (those with the lemon coloured light sensor on top), that you may see a tiny pilot light activated even during daylight hours? *beams...
Sue the Book's garden looks down onto the streetlights lining Jan Smuts Highway and we were enchanted to find the streetlight, to all intents and purposes off, still clearly showing this tiny beauty lit at midday....
I have I believe, mentioned before the amazing technologies stuffed into these new cowlings? Genius....
Tuesday at 8.35pm:
Despite the very best efforts of the Rotten Apples to cause a breakdown in communication - lady luck was on our side today....*grins...
May I suggest that the Games now being played with CPF Members cellphones, may yet achieve what I have failed to do? To wake Members up to the fact that every facet of their lives can now be controlled and monitored? *beams...
By all means continue to block numbers, to hold back texts, and to blatantly drop lines in mid-conversation... It certainly adds credence to my cries of foul....*cackles....
Three dropped lines during the course of one conversation with the christian? *falls over laughing...Methinks you try too hard...
I foresee many small problems involving our CPF's planned Fun Day and the manipulation of phone lines... Network problems? Riiiite.....*chokes...
I confess to having been bored witless at the Motherbody Meeting as the Forum Heads droned on with their speeches, so I entertained myself by checking out the room's fittings and fixtures....*interested...
A magnificent pair of speakers caught my eye, and I briefly wondered how often my rasping, croaking voice had played through them, to the delight and amusement of the Listeners gathered....
How many other residents voices sail out in Dolby surround-sound, unaware of the mirth they generate? *chortles.... Does it also have a record option available?
Little wonder that the Zone is so favoured at present. Who would have thought that such a juvenile and illegal amusement would garner such rich rewards....*falls over...
Did Allen Spence himself help set up and refine that equipment? Knowing what it was used for? Was he as genuinely entertained by that piece of technology as he was with his own Highly Technical Computerised Anti-Theft Devices? *grins...
If Mistuh Spence had a gun pointed at him tomorrow, and his personal vehicle removed, would he be outraged? Surely not. After all, what he is promoting and involved in, is merely fostering organised crime, so one hopes that he would find some ironic humour in the situation, should he himself be on the receiving end for a change....*smiles...
Wednesday 21st May at 3.20am:
I surfaced to the sound of the Terrible Twins excited yelps. Is my master about? Did he not sleep at all? The moon is full and it's very beautiful in the valley...
Later:
At 3.30am the shouts and piercing whistles from the Muni droogs 'widening' the Freeway bridge became more urgent.
Dilshaad's heroic and now disfigured Jack Russell, Spotty, voiced his anxiety. Don't ask....*hawks...
Though Kasim clearly considers the family to have hit the jackpot, it is only Dilshaad I deem wise enough to know that their every word can be monitored as simply as ours, despite vehement denials to the contrary.
Despite the sense of 'belonging' and promises of protection, they should never become complacent. Too late?
It has been apparent for years that Kasim is ................... Just how much, has recently been endorsed *heaves.... So I continue to warn them, only because of kind Dilshaad and the boy....*shrugs...
Later:
The PC was taken out deliberately. Why? Did my Master plan specifically for that date? Did it include a trip out of town? *curious...
If he travels, would it be in his capacity as Cream of the Cracker Crop? Despite his obsessive compulsive disorder and psychotic tendencies, he is still one of the best we have to offer? *falls over laughing...
Does he go to teach Zone-style control techniques to other would-be Monitors countrywide? I am totally chuffed that he may have had to resort to shutting us down while he is/was away....
Purely speculation as always, but clearly he deems my mouth sufficiently dangerous to warrant a total closure of our PC...*cackles delightedly....
I wonder idly how young Councillor Christians is getting on in his fairly new home over in Keal Road. *makes a note to check whether the enormous and deliberate water runoff has returned. Have a bite?
Later:
I wandered out onto the lawn just in time to see a 4 x 4 leaving the gumtrees across the valley and heading back down towards Kasim's at No. 2.
Checking LOS to the Construction across the Freeway or the installation in the copse? *shrugs...
Have our ex-CPF Chair and his cousin always spent considerable time socialising together, or is it only fairly recently that the cousin felt it necessary to strengthen familial ties? *interested...
The smallest of gestures is sufficient to pique my paranoid curiosity... a nudge and a wink between two people I'd not been aware knew each other... *fascinated....
I was reminded after our CPF Meeting last Monday, of the ShaikBoyz involvement in the Struggle years....
I felt it was being suggested that only Schabir had taken the wrong road...*cackles... Clearly not a Noseweek reader then?
Later:
I am amused that he knows no more about me today than he did eight years ago....*grins..
He simply can't figure me out at all.... We are poles apart in our thinking....
I don't think anyone is above the Law, while he considers himself to BE the Law and as such, allowed to do as he jolly well pleases....*laughing...
You can add the dead RAM to the Microwave oven, Satellite dish, portable radio and walkman, not to mention the useless CPF Nokia and the newer Nokia now as well...
Is the picture becoming clearer yet? Do the majority of you still applaud his skillz while vowing Never to cross him? *falls over laughing...
You think this sets you apart from stupid Tards? Makes you brighter than average?
I rest my case......
Peace julle.
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Finally published Friday 30th May 2008 at 1.32pm