DISHING THE DIRT....

(begun Wednesday at 10.20am)

The GameWrecker remarked on the extremely low water pressure this morning.... Sho nuff, on checking, a stream of water glinted in the sun as it ran steadily down into the bottom of the valley across the way.... Not necessarily the run-off that was affecting our pipes at the time, but a run-off that even the GameWrecker could see...... *cackles...

Another deliberate 'break' up higher in the Crescent?

Are there regular pipe 'bursts' in your area? Poor maintenance blamed and yet the pipes are never fully replaced?
A cunning plan indeed...*grins...

The really big quadbike that visits the valley now and then in a vain attempt to create alternate tracks for the water run-offs, is wasting his time...*laughing...

That water can only come down the hill, and when the sun hits it - Bingo!...

The current (heh) thread on the myadsl forums re Broadband over Powerlines might as well be in a foreign language..*grins... So many posts that circle it, but never quite describe what is happening here in the valley and beyond...*glum...

You have to factor in Telkoms Wimax Trialists and then link it to the powerlines in some way...

Probably a fairly basic concept but using new and as yet unknown technology that allows even audio-monitoring to be activated at chosen addresses...*shrugs off the cries of "mental!"....

The management of entire electrical circuits being handed to lay people to control, as in the case of our megalomaniac neighbour, Collin Balliram, will become the norm.

There will undoubtedly be some nasty accidents in the process, but if you check the fine print on your Muni bill, you will see that they are not in any way liable for damage....*falls over laughing...

We lost the picture while watching Ugly Betty last night.... No storm nearby and no warning..

One of the very few programs I watch regularly, is it not oh Heroic One? *beams...

I merely rose and said aloud that I would go online instead....*cackles.... Not a difficult choice for our Controller to make and the picture was restored without further disturbance...

I clearly recall how I used to watch BBC Prime regularly during the day, and how either the picture or sound would suddenly degrade...only at the times I was watching mind you...*laughs... (goonda style fun and I'm betting he used to brag to the weasel and his other cronies....)

So I learned eventually to become flexible and to always have something else I enjoyed doing as a backup...*curtseys its thanks to the Chicken King...

A total blackout? Why no problem at all as I have plenty to fall back on at any time and if nothing else appeals, I happily escape to Dreamland for a while...

There are many aspects of my life that Bali controls totally and there are many that he cannot touch....*cackles... I am still unpredictable enough to keep the obsessed on their toes...*grins...

Crazy? What, me? *beams widely at der Kommissar and assures him she is saner than he thinks...

Judging by the amount of workers, delivery vehicles and different companys busy next door, there is a vast amount of money being poured into the tiny property.

Does Bali receive a special dispensation on his Tax Returns? Is he on a buddy buddy basis with Trevor Manuel?

Does he still roll his eyes when I suggest that he and Earl Barnabas most definitely bat for the same team? *pats the Courageous One....

Pretty much your whole life is one big whopper - one more won't tip the boat over? *shrieks...

It must be a laugh a minute over at No. 6 as Missus C (no mean prevaricator herself) and the SocketHunter hold any sort of conversation. She surely knows he can't be trusted and he knows her skillz very well.... a jolly situation don't you think? *cackles...

When he fumbles and drops the ball (as he is doing more and more), he is then forced to pay heed to his clever wife as it is she that figures out the best story to bail him out....*smiles... Wimmen RULE!!!!

My Master truly doesn't gettit when it comes to dogs.

In the case of the neighbourhood dogs reacting audibly when the Wimax/Power is activated, I'm betting his reply was "so what?"

In the case of his deliberate abuse of his own dogs, pretty much the same reaction... He paid for them and they are HIS property to use as he pleases...

Were I to write down a detailed list of just the times I have seen them on the road, the 16odd days they vanished after being picked up by a shaken motorist, the hours Cola spent struggling with his mouth jammed in his flea collar, their mad dash across Jan Smuts Highway and miraculously unscathed return, the hours that Pepsi has been tied up to the back Security gate with NO shelter whatsoever, and now Cola being knocked over and taken to a vet by the unfortunate motorist?

The week or more that both Kasim and Bali found it amusing to leave Spotty here. Making no effort to separate him from Pepsi when she came into season? The times I saw her hiding, exhausted under the car to escape even foolish Nobby's amorous advances?

The actual purchase of the dogs knowing full well that building operations were to begin in a matter of months...*puzzled...

All this sh*t could have been fairly easily avoided if the Captain of Immense Courage gave a toss....*grins...

If Bali didn't get the dogs with the deliberate intention of using them to wind us up, I am the angel Gabriel!...*falls over...

And, by golly, it worked a Treat!!!!

The only pictures missing are of the 2 little ones scuttling about in the road, dodging cars...hmm...

No camera, because I was probably trying to slow oncoming traffic down till they were caught safely.. (no doubt to the orgasmic delight of Captain JerkWad) oops....*grins...

I have been on and on about how irresponsible he is, when of course it is his very calculated callousness that makes him absolutely perfect for the job.

Only he could so easily shrug off the nailing of Basil, Sue and Penny. Only he could laugh at the suggestion of any risk to the orphans at St. Theresa's. Only he could continue to wantonly and deliberately cause such electrical damage to our assets and come out the other side looking like a Hero! *keels over cackling...

Is he utterly enchanted that I bestow the title of Loose Cannon upon him? He finds it a step up from Cracker? He is a big fish in a small pond for the moment, but his unpleasantness to animals may yet prove his ruin... You think not? Waits....

I got some good pictures of this guy busy with his axe under the gumtrees yesterday and then this guy arrived in this bakkie and they loaded it up with the cut treetrunks. Where have the Muni Parks wekkers gone? So weird to see ragtag contract wekkers who may or may not be there legitimately, busy with a powersaw on Parkland...*shrugs...

The Muni Parks wekkers are most likely now earning better money digging trenches for Telkoms cables....*laughing...

Check out this picture of Captain Chule's twin leaving his Patrol van and going into the bush at 1.29pm on the 14th November. It certainly wasn't a call of Nature and it is interesting to find him so busy at the exact point the tree cutters worked yesterday... And the connection is.....? *grins

(I'm thinking that the above is a rhetorical question..)

Where did Pepsi and Cola go between August 23rd and September 11th? I remember a guy just missed squishing them and stopped and took them away, but where did they go? *puzzled..

Is that what happened to Cola (aka puppy) last Friday? Only this time he got Hit by a car? Missus C gave me a potted version as she pulled away from home yesterday, but there are still too many unanswered questions...*shrugs..

Why can the builders not slide a spare sheet of asbestos (yes, ASBESTOS) across the bottom of the steps, preventing the little ones from running out of the open gates at the top and allowing them the freedom to take shelter from the weather? Because it wouldn't achieve the results that Bali intended the dogs for in the first place? *chokes..

To the hordes out there who still buy the BS fed to you by this Wondrously Corrupt Pair, would you care for a T-shirt? I've plenty to spare? SUCKERS!!!! *falls over....

It is unbelievable how easily even the brightest will buy in to such crud!

That my Master is extremely well-connected is undeniably true...*shrugs... Ask Scotland Yard and they will tell you this is so....*cackles... Then go read the Press and tell me that my JackHunter is squeaky-clean! *snorts....

Its been a seriously warm day today though still no real hint of the killer-heat to come... my eyes are determined to close in the hot wind so....peace....from the Zzzzzzone....

---oOo---

Wednesday 5th December 2007 at 4.51pm

PS: I went up at 5.00pm to open the gates, in time to see little Pepsi standing poised on the kerb at the edge of Jan Smuts Highway with the rush-hour traffic streaming past her.
Did she turn round and come safely home or has she finally bought the farm? Bali WAS home and the gates left open as usual *shrugs...
Way too much effort required to open them for the workers to go out and then to close them again hey hun? *snorts...
I do believe Bali is what we oldies would term a Piece of Work.....*grins...

Added at 6.50pm Wednesday.