Tuesday, September 25, 2007


IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD.....
(begun Tuesday at 4.30am)
The deep hum of heavy machinery carries over the hill from the Tollgate area at 4.00am this morning...
In spite of the miserable, wet working conditions, the Beast and the Muni work on, side by side, for the Greater Glory of the unsuspecting South African citizen....*cackles...
I'm betting if I took a stroll to the birdtray now there might even be some crazy bees flying in the drizzle?
Any pigeon fanciers about? You race homing pigeons?
If you start to lose more of your birds than usual, you can bet there have been technological upgrades recently made in your area....*grins...
I took a drive up Raftery Crescent yesterday and found it connects to all the so interesting little streets at the head of the Valley.... so a wise place for Barnabas to purchase yet more property...
I was lucky enough to drive past the house between No. 21 and 29 on Harris Crescent, in time to see a car unloading its passengers, on Saturday at some point... New tenants or has the house finally been sold? If so, to whom? My aerial went on full alert so to speak...*laughs...
Speaking of aerials - Freddie the Accountant at No. 12 seems dead keen on the spotlight right now...*beams..
Judging by his 2 latest visible acquisitions - one attached to the picket fencing surrounding his newly vamped pool (see pic) and the other in front of the house (road facing side).
Way too much shrubbery to even guess where that one is attached but probably to the eaves of his garage....*cackles...
Accounting would appear to be extremely lucrative, judging from the large amount of renovations done recently...
Does he accept referrals from the local Peerage? Does a bear Sh1t in the woods? To align Fred Cochran at No. 12 with such as Earl Barnabas is not really a long shot at all...
Does the man's penchant for tossing the supposedly banned Indian King fireworks towards our house, colour my thinking at all? *cackles helplessly....
Moving on:
You are all by now aware that I am not above begging... I really need to know about the metal bars across the orphanage windows and the huge assortment of pseudo jungle-gyms utilised outside the Recreation Centre, on the Playing field (strategically placed) and even the unused swing set on my Heroic One's property.....
Conductive or Obstructive? *sigh....
If some kind reader could post a thread on the subject I will hopefully find it... You dare not?? You have heard how swiftly mon Capitano reacts to any fool silly enough to assist this skanky toad? His tracking skillz are legend? He will vaporize you? *falls over laughing....
Come,come... he is supposedly an Honest Joe, working with the Government and the Law, so why on earth would he consider illegally punishing anyone for anything? *chokes...
Even if such a post were made, we all know it is unlikely I would be able to fathom what it meant...*shrieks...
Later:
The more I blog Earl Barnabas, the bigger I feel his role is, in this so-called Telkom Wimax (lets link up the suckers)Project...
The more properties I am told he owns, the more likely it is that he too played a part in the SBV Heist back in 1996...that he has now purchased properties for both his mother and his sister, in Sherwood, gives me the impression that he intends utilising the upgraded monitoring system to the hilt....*pukes...
That despite the smoke and mirrors articles (now appearing regularly in the media), on so-called drug busts, he will step up his operations in the area and consolidate the strangle-hold he has over the Zone and beyond.....
Do you know how many people throw their hands in the air and back away when I so much as mention his name?
'I don't want to get involved' is their stock remark....*grins...
Undoubtedly I am seen as a hypocrite of the first order... a nicotine junkie that thinks marijuana should be legalised?... chortles...
It is in fact all the other crud that is deliberately targeting school-goers.... the tik and sugars and many other drugs I've never even heard of before. The highly addictive drugs that encourage the kids towards a life of crime to feed their habit...*spits...
Has the Druglord Earl Barnabas now diversified his interest and invested heavily in the field of telecoms? *at this point I find myself smiling....
The endless lies that the Captain of Courage will trot out to reassure the Honest that he is unaware of Barnabas involvement in these rank-smelling Wimax Trials... that he and his cronies want to stop Barnabas as much as the next lawman....*falls over cackling hysterically...
If this were truly the case, why then are the Rotten Apples not weeded out forthwith and made to testify against the Druglord? You all know who they are so.....?
Eh - my fine yellow livered & liveried friends, your constant protestations align you firmly in the Camp of the Totally Corrupt alongside Barnabas...*laughs cynically....
A few weeks ago we had a fairly lengthy article on the deplorable state of water pipes in and around the city of Durban...
Yesterday's Mercury ran with the lead Header "Tap Water Under Microscope"... Read it and decide....
A connection to the huge and ongoing deliberate water wasteage currently taking place everywhere? More smoke and mirrors to confuse and distract? Interesting timing it is to be sure....*shrugs...
The hadedas are calling raucously up and down the green and dripping valley. The first really good spring rains have fallen and, if you sat still long enough, you could almost see the plant life growing here in the Zone...
Peace...
PS. The chopper bustled busily over at 9.44am....
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Tuesday 25th September 2007 at 10.13am.