Wednesday, April 25, 2007

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.........
And so indeed it was ....*beams.
May I guess, that in spite of Missus C repeatedly telling the Captain not to lose his cool yesterday, he preditably chose to ignore her?
As a direct result of the picture I took and possibly aided by the blog of the day, we were treated to a massive power display last night.... if this blog does not give you reason to doubt that the Courageous One should be in charge of anything at all, let alone a neighbourhood power supply, then I suggest you wear your Goonda Supporter badge openly.....
The first sign of retaliation came at about 5.30pm and must have been within minutes of the Heroic couple's arrival home. Number 4 phoned to ask WTF was going on and I suggested that Bali's inside garage light had just been switched on and possibly caused the problem...she was not amused.
The dips though small, continued all evening and culminated at 8.00pm in 2 or 3 visible and very nasty surges. Somehow, the house lights never actually went right out but the PC (the main object of his attention), went down immediately. I was 'allowed' to log on again straight away though the dips continued even after I had gone to bed and resumed this morning.
I was made aware early yesterday evening that he certainly has many fans who have no problem with this type of behaviour heheh...as if I could forget....
These are people whose opinions are of little interest to me... who have no doubt known Captain Courageous for some time and are actually impressed by his exploits ..*rolls its eyes.....
On the matter of the photo taken? A demonstration if you will, of how simple it was to do.... Will it go in my album? NO. The few pictures featuring Players were ones taken with permission. (apart from mysterious disappearance of Saleem Moosa, long time worker for the Beast at Overport Depot) *cackles....
Saleem had a sudden rush of coyness? He asked the Captain to delete it at the same time as the series of Fire Engine photos were removed from my PC? Fine.....
Stealing a photo of the Courageous pair reminded me of Peggy Alison aka IceyHot of MWeb's #Studio54 trivia days.... so long ago. How she one day persuaded me to view doctored logs of a chat she claimed she'd had with young Zaphod. I did not care for it then and shooting pics of my Master and his family fit into that category as well....*shrugs...
Naturally these ethics fall away if we continue to be whipped via our power supply... *beams....
I will certainly manage to overcome my natural distaste and even welcome the anticipated revenge tactics that would once again surely follow as further proof of the Controller's juvenile irresponsibility heh....
Moving on..... whats changed?
Why - a surprise..... Freddie the Accountant at No. 12 has once again activated the blinding light on his outbuilding. The same one that cuts directly across our front lawn for no apparent reason whatsoever....*grins....
Bali has switched back on the light just outside his front gates and of course the inside garage light remained on overnight as well. Still his streetlight stands like a ghost with only the many silver bands activated and not visible from the verge.
I could only hear a very faint cricket chorus at 4.00am and couldn't even say where it was coming from.
The chopper has been over several times this morning..back and forth.... unavoidable when you consider the Mother Ship resides here....*beams...
Interesting that the GameWrecker was officially told to collect the new car last Friday but when he got there, was informed of a hitch involving the licencing... I gather that this Department is on a par with most others here in Natal....riddled with corruption. So - he finally ended up collecting it yesterday afternoon..
Lo and behold, he came bustling through at some point in the evening to say he may have left a light on in the car...
The very bright sensor light in the right front headlight?? *falls over laughing....
Naturally it wasnt visible once he got up close and personal and he came back down saying it must have been merely reflected light....*sigh....
May I now give you the Paranoid's take on the situation?
The car dealers were contacted as soon as our monitored telephone records revealed the GameWrecker was due to collect the car. The lame but well-timed excuse of the Licencing being a problem was used. The car spent the weekend being customised by the same people that add all the techno extras to our neighbours vehicles.... the GameWrecker's car can now be monitored with ease wherever he goes.... *grins....
If someone fancys an automatic Polo, they put the word out and a very easy to arrange hijacking ensues....
Though Koobair was finally ejected from his position as Commander of the Sydenham Station for selling stolen cars off the property, I'm betting that even in his new, elevated job as DrugLord Co-ordinator for South Africa, he keeps his hand in with the stolen car trade.....*beams....
A simple matter to have the GameWrecker's car tagged as described and pretty much available for a customer at any time.
Now of course, I have to wonder if the headlight is where my tag is placed..... doubtful as it would have had to be done in our garage in the dead of night....
More craziness on my part? Sure.....*laughs.....
May I end with a suggestion that I know will further enrage mon Capitan? That he pays attention to Missus C?
She at least, has seen exactly what it is I do, and how with ease I draw out the WillyWavingWanker persona that lurks just beneath the Captain's charming facade....
Whether Allen Spence, Project Manager for the Muni's Data-Theft program, has ever had any regrets at all in aligning himself with such blatant organised crime, is doubtful....
Not your problem though is it Allen? Sherwood and Sydenham were handed back to the criminals as part of the Deal right?
Sleep well dude.....
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Wednesday 25th April 2007 at 12.17pm