Saturday, November 19, 2011

LOVE ME OR LOATHE ME...
(begun Friday 18th November at 2pm..)


You threatening me, Creep?  I just stood by the kitchen sink and was treated to a new one.. Pain in my chest and arm?  That's the one you read about, or see in the movies, right?  The pain that doesn't generally have a happy ending, ja?  To what do I owe your increased zeal on this overcast and muggy, grey day?  Still seriously averse to hearing the truth?

My reporting on SAPS involvement with the Project, and in particular Sydenham SAPS, has always made you twitchy has it not?  There's a chance my guesswork could lead to any changes for the better?  Pull the other one FFS... As far as the Wireless Surveillance Scheme is concerned, Sydenham SAPS is Holy ground, hey Earl?
Check out the happy faces on Page 8 of the Weekly Gazette, Issue 603, and the grinning hyena among them, to know they're as OWNED as ever...
Always interesting to speculate why the Crumb settles for the somewhat lowly rank of Captain, don't you think?  I figure it's not for a lack of ambition or brains, but simply because he prefers operating from the shadows.. Something that's rather at odds with his regular appearance in the tabloids, as he emulates his former Boss in purporting to do good works among the Community... *chokes...

Why then do so many find him shifty and untrustworthy? It goes with the territory?  I dunno..*shrugs.. Colonel Matthysen tried with all his might to join the Dodgy Brigade and failed miserably.. Once a Good cop, hopefully he'll stick to being a good cop... Laz on the other hand, could ultimately come a cropper, straddling the fence so precariously for so long, but we'll just have to wait and see on that score...

Who were the tenants in the Queen Street flat that got nuked last Wednesday 9th November?  (See Gazette Front page). Someone requested a hit on their apartment, or were they just random stooges pulled out of the hat for that particular Area Controller to hone his skills?  As I was saying, about those four new fire trucks purchased by the Muni so timeously? *winks..

Saturday 19th November at 5am...

Time to start hammering an ark together?  It's rained and rained, and still it rains... I'd been cruising along Garbutt Road on Thursday morning when I saw the sink-hole in front of me only just in time to avoid it.. Not yet big enough to have bothered a 4x4, but certainly sufficient to have given my little banger a fright..  When I'd popped into Dodge City a bit later on my way home, there'd been a Muni Water vehicle pulled into the Parking lot outside, and as luck would have it the driver came out of the Charge Office just too late to make his escape... *teeth..

From his sheepish grin I had him pegged right off as a local lad and said so, but he was pleasant enough and he filled in a detailed report of the road collapsing in on itself there by Cullingworth/Garbutt...
Just how many of the horrific 'lost control of the vehicle' pile-ups these days are due to potholes and sink-holes? As a bereaved family member, would you think to go out to the scene and check? Unlikely... *sighs...
There'd been a Forwarded mail in my box last night, bearing the Ethekwini Water Dept. letter-head.. Though the directive was a day late, it advised that a 'problem' had been found with the water quality and residents were urged to boil their water for the next 24 hours.. The author said that although the lines had been flushed, better safe than sorry, and no specific area had been given... *yawns...
Has Julie May reconsidered her bold statement yet?  That COP17 delegates wouldn't be getting bottled water, but would be treated to pristine Ethekwini tap-water for the duration of the Conference?  *falls over choking... An oxymoron if I ever heard one!

As simple as it is to now isolate and access a specific venue's power supplies, is it dead-easy to gain entrance to their water supplies.. That's the whole idea, is it not Mikey?  All about being able to pick an individual out of the herd and 'deal' with them?
Has our Julie May considered the possibility that she has enemies?  Colleagues that simmer with jealousy at the power she wields, and who might just be able to have the COP17 water lines accessed in time to have many of the delegates go down with the embarrassing Chinese Splatters?  *teeth...
Is Ms. Ellingson absolutely certain that no-one would sink so low?  As no more than a lowly guinea-pig for the fantabulous Wireless Surveillance Project, I can only report on our own experiences here in Harris Crescent and by golly, our tap water has had more foreign additives included in it since 2004, than the very fanciest of cocktails... *shrugs..

Sure, Ms. Ellingson could have the water supplies to the COP17 venues tested every hour on the hour, and still, if the price were right, odds are that someone would look the other way at a crucial moment, resulting in monumental humiliation some hours later... Imagine all those years of schmoozing people you mostly despise, literally going down the sewers over a mass outbreak of Delhi Belly.. Could such an event by classified as Divine Retribution?  *grins...

Missus Bernie from No. 17 had called me yesterday to say their power went down at about 9.45am, so I rang my Good Neighbour next door only to be told that at around the same time, she'd had a visit from a less-than-polite Water Dept. official saying he was cutting their power due to arrears... Despite that she had the documentation to prove their account was up to date, he was having none of it, and off their system went...*vomits freely... Apparently this same official had given a similar story to the home-owners up at No. 16, despite that they too were paid up.  *blinks..
To compound this deliberate mischief, Missus Bernie and the Haffejee's next door to them were included in this latest load-shedding exercise, and when she'd called me after 8pm last night, they still had no electricity.

Does Balliram wriggle with delicious physical delight as he reads here of his manipulative skills?  Any of Telkom's Behavioural Boffins passing by, who would care to venture an opinion on the matter?  After all these years, are those Eggheads still fascinated by the results of giving such a twisted individual so much power, or are they now spoiled for choice?  Launching into a rant at the sheer callous spite being meted out to so many innocent rate-payers in the area, would be pointless, however tempting it is...
If you were to consider that No. 16 and No 12's loss of power was due to no more than random misfortune, I'd have to suggest that you think again...
I tried to get the GW to explain to me the process involved when your power is cut due to non-payment of your account and alas, he didn't appear to have a plausible answer...
If your electricity meter is still inside your property, are you obliged to grant the official access, and does he actually snip a cable?

I find that extremely hard to swallow, and I would rather go with a call being made to the likes of the charming Mr. Sewsunker down at the Springfield Park Electricity Depot, whereupon a computer key is tapped and you're plunged into darkness.... You remember Mr. Sewsunker, surely?  The fellow who had literally frothed at the wimmies when he discovered that Raw Power had given me his official office cell number to call and enquire why a job number hadn't been issued to the Contractors?  *winks...
You wonder why I'm not rivetted by the deliberate distractions caused by the likes of Moonface or Roux Shabangu, when there is far worse corruption taking place in this massive collusion between Telkom and the Municipalities?

While you're so busy reeling in shock and disgust at the greed displayed by the Trough-Feeders, your very lives are being wired up and handed into the control of specimens far worse than the Porkers who would bleed the coffers dry... *belches... Behind them, and pulling the strings?  You have the Guptas, the ShaikBoyz and the Broederbond (read Telkom), with a hefty dose of Vodafone now thrown into the mix for good measure.. *curtseys gratefully to the Educator for that one... While the Guptas and the Shaiks will be discarded just as soon as their obliging usefulness is over, who is it that sits on the Telecom's Giants Projected Plans for the Future list, that's due to be handed control of our country?  Care to guess?

LATER at 6.30am

Man, I was getting in way over my pointy head back there, when the little dog came through to distract me.. Whew!  *grins.. I guess it's pretty obvious I've given up on the idea that anyone can save us from our pre-destined fate as guinea-pigs... Nonetheless and notwithstanding, I shall continue to fill you in on aspects of this wondrous Project that the Strategist, Jannie van Zyl, is unlikely to have added to his Sales Pitch...
It would be a surprise to find that he'd included a section titled Fall-out, and hopefully you'll be able to fill that glaring gap by reading my detailed and ongoing descriptions of the effects that this technology is going to have on you and yours if not sooner, then later...

If you're among the Blessed Chosen, then I urge you to enjoy the fruits of your collaboration while you can, for Madame Fate is fickle, and she can turn on you when you least expect it..  You suspect you've been singled out for attention by your local Area Controller?  Then smile darn you, smile.. For if there's one thing that irks these Sadistic Creeps above all else, it's cheerfulness in the face of adversity..*beams...
Love me or loathe me, if you still give a shit about the Truth, you'll find it here...

On the topic of happiness - Anyone out there tried Cadbury's Mousse chocolate yet?  Do yourselves a favour, for anything that good will probably end up being taken off the shelves as detrimental to your health, and I kid you not.. Chomp down just three squares and feel with amazement the euphoria that sweeps over you only minutes later.. Maybe they've got the recipe wrong and put too much of this or that, but by jingo, the effects are swift and startling... *grins... Peace julle..

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Saturday 19th November 2011 at 3.09pm