ILLEGAL ACCESS...
(begun Wednesday 13th April at 3.20am...)  Javascript:  Void?


They'd been lying on the floor just inside the garage door when I'd opened it about two weeks back.. A washer and a plastic cap.. I left them there, and showed the GameWrecker the next time he was up top.. Looks like they're off your car, he muttered...
It took him about a week to get round to it, but eventually one day he came in and said bingo!  They're off your starter motor..  A small clip had apparently broken and the two parts had fallen off.. Would that cover why it's taking her a couple of tries to get going?

I'd not visited durbanite for a day or so since David posted the A Better Life For All expose, and so I took myself over there after lunch to check it out.. What had I expected?  A tidal wave of new members?  I was intrigued to find there'd been very little change to the figures at all...
I read Mac McCarthy's updated remarks, and was relieved to find he'd moved past the troll/stalker stage and was sticking to improving his credibility.. His double post comment at the end, to Leon, had me temporarily flummoxed.. *grins..
Man, it was close.. I so nearly bought it and put it in my laden basket, before I remembered how he'd scrambled onto the site so soon after I'd left my blog link for the Crooked City Manager..  Of how his scathing comments at me had gotten the old deja vu kicking in bigtime, and I'd been reminded of all the years of bullying I'd endured in irc trivia channels..*eyeroll   He'd followed the same pattern as so many had before him, and in doing so, gave away the fact that he is very familiar with trolling on both forums and in irc..

His efforts to dumb his IT skills down to newbie status were frankly too little, too late... Avast indeed... *winks..
His initial brief had been to come on in and make sure that as few as possible clicked on my blog link and after that, to simply remind the forum of the corruption under the ruling party.. Neato..
I'd given a printout of A Better Life to my Vice Chair to read, and asked him later why he thought the site hadn't been shut down, and an army of attorneys begun a slew of defamation suits...
His reply had been that the silence following that eight page revelation was clearly indicative of guilt...
Well okay, ja, but there's something else there too.. Something really fishy about the whole thing, that this Retard can't quite put a finger on...

Several Sydenham residents have said they couldn't access the site, and you have to wonder why not, and also why the smell of greasepaint hangs so thickly in the air.. Why is the site's address not repeatedly published in the Press?  A small but delicious ongoing conundrum...

How to get rid of a dinosaur in a couple of easy steps?  Councillor Pepler pretty much refused to attempt to become IT friendly and has paid for it dearly... Recently he was persuaded to cross the floor again, this time to the ruling party, by someone having more than an above-average silver-tongue...
The fellow duly filled in the documentation, but was told later that the paperwork hadn't arrived at it's destination in time, leaving him unable to return to the IFP, and sitting out in the cold.. *blinks...
I'd tried on several occasions to explain the importance of overcoming his technophobia (I can talk!), but it had fallen on deaf ears.. I'm sad for the bloke, but hey, shit happens.. *shrugs...

A couple of the Everton Road residents had arrived at our CPF Meeting on Monday, to say that the repeatedly ignored and hazardously overgrown Muni-owned plot of land had at last been cleared.. *dances... I'd suggested to one of them just a few days earlier that they go register at durbanite and post of this ongoing problem, in the Ward 31 forum. 
My word, but you have to admire that swift sleight of hand, performed so near the local elections..*keels over..
Would my Vice Chair be flattered were I to say that I rather thought he'd been a part of the reason for the sudden scramble to divide up the Zone?

That the Druglord found it expedient to ensure that the Honest Man was distanced from Barnabas' home- base over in Randles Road...
Ah yes, Earl - I see your dirty hands involved in that move, fosho.. *waves... Everyone else has pretty much been a pushover right? You've managed to convince them that for the past ten years you've become a god-fearing and respectable individual.. Idiot that I am, I'd probably have bought into the cover-up as well, if it hadn't been for your inability to stop causing mischief over our way...
Not that it ever mattered much, for it was never your intention to stop the ongoing assaults by your two tame monkeys, Balliram and Nayager...
In fact, I'd hazard you get your ageing rocks off, knowing that I'm fully aware of how heavily invested you are, in the Information Theft Scheme.. Correct?  *teeth..
Has your fortune already easily overtaken that of the smugly grinning Agliotti, and your counterparts in the other provinces?  I figure by now there's a highly competitive streak running among you lot, and I'd like to take the opportunity of whispering a word in Glen Agliotti's ear...

Doesn't it drive you nuts how this common thug from the Zone strolls in to take a seat reserved for him right next to our Head of Intelligence?  Doesn't it irritate you mightily, that simply because they grew up in the same neighbourhood or attended the same school, Barnabas has been given powers that supercede yours by a mile? *curious..
Come on Mistuh Agliotti - Surely you can arrange for at least one picture of the Slimeball to be leaked to the Press?  For all you know, that very thing may have been a part of the contract initially signed between Telkom, the Shaikboyz, and Barnabas, back in the late nineties?  That should so much as one mention be made in the Press of Michael Barnabas, once the technology began rolling out in 2004, his contract would be terminated...*fingers crossed...

If I were you, I'd be seriously pissed off by the power this Johnny-come-lately drug dealer has acquired.. He's become like a friend to you?  Bollocks to that!  You'd shaft each other without a second thought...
As it stands, you're the sucker that gets all the publicity, while your colleague clings to the shadows...
Give him a little nudge out into the open why don't you, or are you now wary of the power he wields?  *waves the red flag, hopefully....

Was it the PMB Curry Mafia that first recommended my Area Controller to the Druglord Barnabas as the ideal IT monkey for the Project's kick-off?  That had him move down here to twiddle his thumbs until the property at No. 6 went on the market, and he could be installed at the perfect point to cause the most mischief.. you betcha!
With a fair portion of the SBV Heist loot allocated to buying properties strategically placed here in the Zone, I'm guessing that Nos.4 and 6 were high on the list of desirable homes to buy...

Once they'd moved in, I've told you often enough how Balliram hadn't appeared to have a proper job at all... How he'd spend days,weeks, and months, simply holed up with his stereo's bass thumping out, for hours on end.. *grins... Refining his Cracker skills, and getting acquainted with the program designed to control the powerlines, right Al?  *looks at Allen Spence...
So by the time your blokes were ready to rig the technology up onto the streetlights, our Controller was good to go?
In between all-night parties and the getting-to-know-you sessions with Glen Mogambery Nayager (subsequently convicted Sex-Offender), Balliram spent hours making his presence felt on the local interwebz..
Forging links with other criminally-minded geeks across the country, and impressing them with his cracker skills... So familiar did he become out there on the local networks, that by the time the technology began to be installed, he was regarded as pretty much an expert in the field, was he not? *shudders...
His methods of dealing with irritants that ventured into irc channels, was much admired and emulated by the rising number of youngsters going onto the web..
Imagine that!  A whole breed of foul-mouthed geekish bullies spawned by the presence and tutoring of a perverted Sadist.. Lovely.. *gags...

Course, many of his early followers would've eventually grown up and seen through the manipulation, and then attempted to quietly distance themselves from His Foulness.... Nonetheless, when the time came, he and the Telecoms Agent between them had a fair idea of those skilled enough to be employed as Area Controllers round the country.. By then the Recruitment Centre was also up and running, and it would turn out to be the perfect area to assess the skills needed so badly by the Project Authors... *beams..

The corruption among Government appointed officials had long since begun, and had carefully been fostered and encouraged for the day when it would be needed to convince you that wiring up the entire country and removing your Privacy and Human Rights was simply the only way to go.... 
There have to be those of you that see beyond that by now..
That see that we are collectively a sacrificial lamb, given over for the world to watch, as it's inhabitants are subjected to never-before-experienced levels of EMR...

I suppose I should be vaguely proud, but I can't help wondering if there couldn't have been a less savage way of going about it.. Probably not...*shrugs...
My refusal to leave this shockingly uneven battlefield will continue  to be dismissed as confirmation of my stupidity.. I beg to differ... *grins..
Peace..

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Thursday 14th April 2011 at 4.10pm.