Monday, December 13, 2010

TOYS OUT THE COT...
(begun Monday 13th December at 4.35am...)


You remember the old days, when the family used to gather round the monopoly board for a game?  Wasn’t there always one kid who simply couldn’t handle losing, and who would throw themselves around in a flounce of rage, at the drop of a hat?  *peers gingerly at it’s Area Controller..
At a guess (and I truly don’t remember), I bet I was that brat, and Bali most certainly was/is…*grins…
It's not the first time Iv'e wondered just how spoiled and pandered to, he was as a child, to cause him to have so little self-control in adulthood…  As it happens, I wrecked his nasty little game involving Kasim's house-alarm, by calling my ex-Vice Chair yesterday, and that shrill claxon never made so much as a peep after that…
In a fine rage as a result, Mr. Petulant went after our TV instead…
Sunday evenings I’d taken to watching three programs in a row on BBC Entertainment.. *loves the cripplingly expensive DSTV..
Long before the first show began, our Circuit Controller had made it quite plain that I wouldn’t be allowed to watch anything uninterrupted, so I didn’t even try… *winks… I merely told myself that sitting for three hours straight, in front of the box, CAN'T be good for me, and I took myself to bed with a book instead… *beams…

Dumb as I am, I understand the concept of Ownership, completely… Balliram owns our home and it's contents as surely as if he'd worked all his life to buy them… It matters not a fig in this Brave New World that the GW forks out a huge whack to Multi-Choice for the privilege of enjoying so many wonderful channels.
Once your power circuit has been handed over to an Area Controller to ‘manage’ you simply have no assets to call your own..*belches..
There are no doubt many sectors being run by responsible and ‘honest’ Controllers, despite my gloomy predictions.. Ours, as you know, isn't one of them…

Does Allen Spence have dealings with nearly all the chaps chosen for the job of Controller here in Kwa Zulu?
Surely there's got to be some sort of handover when the Muni’s Electricity Department relinquishes it's control over great sections of the power system, and gives it instead to a hand-picked layman to run, via a computer program?
Has our Al since backed away from getting personally involved in this particular aspect of the Information Theft Scheme?  Or does he continue to mingle happily with Druglords and Sex Offenders, chirruping gently and modestly every so often that he’s just doing his job?  *curious…
There's no getting away from it – Our Superintendent of Electricity for Durban and Surrounds makes Shrien Dewani look like an amateur…

By now Spence will surely be responsible for more deaths and illness than the black plague.. Luckily, sufficiently indirectly and unprovable, to allow him to continue carving a swathe across the Province, while accepting accolades and bonuses from his Superiors….

How many top qualified Electrical Engineers did a runner and emigrated, once they'd gotten wind of the finer details of the Big Brother Project?  No really – I’d love to know… Did Spence have valid reasons for staying behind?  No qualms whatsoever at working closely with criminals?  No kids of his own, who may have ended up spending hours each day gazing out of the classroom windows at a Mast, only yards away?
The delightful kerching as his personal bank account staggers under the weight of his enormous salary?
The frisson of delighted daring at knowing he was working with the Mob?  His personal friendship with the toothy and irretrievably corrupt City Manager? 
All of the above, and then some, were the reasons he stayed, and continues blithely to perpetuate the lies and subterfuge that make up the Project?

Allen Spence has more than earned his space on my pages.. Without him, it's doubtful that so many mob-affiliated criminals would be happily ‘managing’ great chunks of power circuits, dotted about the Province…
Laymen, who very often fumble and drop the ball, while struggling to get used to the computer program that harnesses you and your home to the Grid..   Any suicides in your area?  Inexplicable electrical fires?  Events too ambiguous to connect to this wondrous Project?

GodbutI’mtired today..*sighs.. I'd sign myself in to Town Hill tomorrow, if I thought there was a chance I could be rehabilitated, and have all this crap washed out of my head forever…
We both know that wouldn’t work.. It's that small but stubborn spark that tells me to plod on regardless…
To pick myself up after each bloodied defeat and try again…*looks at rpm…
How’re you doing there young man?  Would you be surprised to know that I wrote close on a whole blog devoted to you and Cara?  One of many I chose not to publish, for reasons even I can't explain… *baffled…

Why do I feel you’re watching me?  And why am I comfortable with this, and not upset?  You tell me… *sighs..
Young halicon has done a runner, and no longer sits with his green light active in gmail when I sign in… Doubtless offended by my suggestion that Balliram had quite possibly given him Admin rights to our computer, and that not all the mischief employed on our pc was being caused by el Monstro himself… *winks….
*It's 6am and Bali casually unleashes HIS house-alarm on the neighbourhood*
If offending Douglas was due to one of my many incorrect assumptions, there's nothing to be done but move on…

It will have been noted that last night I opened the revived Dangers caused by Cellmast thread, so obligingly placed at the top of the Broadband News Forum, where I could hardly miss it…
What you couldn’t have forseen was the physical wave of nausea that threatened to swamp me, after reading just a few of the inane remarks posted there.. Their designated cheer-leader Klos, had me closing the thread well before I'd reached the end… *applauds…
How he could ever have been mistaken for the Strategist is beyond me, for he hasn’t the smell of power about him, that clings to the Telecoms agent.. Indeed I would guess that he lurks on the very fringes of the Big Brother hierarchy, and merely arrives to spit out his venom when ordered to do so….
I gave it some thought later on, and found my own courage wanting….
If it's still there tonight, I'll try and read it through to the end without heaving… *grins…

It's now 6.30am, and the sky is a clear pale blue.. A kingfisher has just flown, shrieking noisily, across the front lawn… Would the backed-up body of water below Kasim's be the reason why, for the first time in the 33+ years I've lived here, we have a small family of red bishop birds move in? *interested… If so, it would indicate that the flooding at the bottom of the valley is an ongoing thing, and not something that will be repaired in a day by a gang of Muni wekkers…

Tuesday 14th December at 3.25am..

By the time I got over to mybroadband last night, the cellmast Dangers thread had vanished.  I followed Klos and found it sitting in his Find All Posts section…
I even checked out the links the OP had posted and saw that, amongst other things, I'm supposed to report schools and institutions that are allowing masts to go up in dangerous proximity to pupils…
Give me a break!
The clincher was right there on the bloody thread FFS!  PROVE anything!   You can't, and that’s why the Project is a done deal… What you can do, is pay close attention to what this BOB tells you, and learn to recognize the signs that tell you your home’s monitoring is activated….
*I hear myself at this point, and shake my head at the futility of it all…*wry grin  *

If you were to find your Area Controller was abusing his powers deliberately, and attacking residents on his circuit, then just maybe you have the skills and means to have him removed.. I haven't and never will have… *waves to Bali…
Otherwise, it's here to stay folks.. Fingers crossed you’re a ThickSkin, and your natural defences aren't battered down while your Controller struggles and fumbles with the program to access your home..
Godwilling you won't feel a thing…

There is assuredly an Area Controller that sits near, or in the Craigavon complex, that caused the massive cock-up up that way… Can you find him/her, and can you prove that it was done maliciously, or in error?  I guess that would be a no….
I will wait in vain for Professor Els to look me up and verify all my claims, for it would be hugely detrimental to the Project, and therefore it can't be done…
The most I can hope for, is that one or two of you remember my words down the line, and when the first obvious signs appear that your Area Controller is totally unsuitable for the huge responsibility he's been given, you either relocate if you can, or you take it up with the Strategist…

Kasim's alarm hasn’t repeated it's jarring performance since I made that call to his new neighbour, and she'd said she'd have a word with him..*winks.. Nor was our TV screen shut off yesterday.. NOT ONCE!  You figure I won that round?  Hah!!! I paid for it BIGTIME yesterday… You want details of your successes there Bali?  You want me to share my toothache and broken throbbing wrists, and all the rest of the shit you hit me with?  (Though as I sit here this morning scribbling, the worst of the manifestations have miraculously disappeared!)

It bothers me to think so many ThinSkins will freak out when they experience these symptoms, and will carve a futile path back and forth to a baffled GP..  If I could just convince them that there's nothing wrong with them, that a change of Area Controller wouldn’t fix, I'd be happy.. I can't.  Go figure…
I've no idea what it will be like ten years down the line. Whether the unfortunate idiots who persist in their crass and very vocal disbelief, will come to regret it…
I've given you a chance to recognize what could happen to you, and hopefully, you'll be in a position to fix it..*shrugs…

Mistakes are going to continue to happen.. Fingers crossed it will be your neighbour that bears the brunt, and not you.. If your Area Controller turns out to be married to the mob, chances are you’re in for a rough ride…

Peace..

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Tuesday 14th December 2010 at 10.02am
WHIPPED INTO SHAPE..
(begun Sunday 12th December at 6.30am..)


How does young Monty survive the battering from Kasim’s house alarm?  Is he aware of all the tactics Bali employs to make his victim's lives unpleasant?  Or had the young man already abandoned the austere confines of B.Snrs servant's quarters last night, and headed home for a regular conjugal visit with his ‘estranged’ wife?  *falls over laughing…
My Master can't relax, and he seethes and boils, with injured pride.. His remote chirruped half an hour ago, and already he's plotting his next revenge attack… *roffels…

Don’t sweat Bali.. You have me cornered, and I ain't goin' nowhere… Though I'm probably the least rewarding of your targets, you know I'm always good for a sneer or a laugh, along with a beating.  Pinned as I am in a home whose layout is as familiar to you as your own, you may continue to pound me to a pulp at your leisure… Shoot?  Ducks?  Barrel?  *smiles kindly at the Rubbish…

LATER at 7.30am..

I've just checked out today's Sunday Times, and predictably the front page belongs to Shrien Dewani..  (My reading pleasure is backed by the sound of a renewed onslaught from Kasim's house alarm.. I'm betting that Balliram is listening closely and avidly to the groans of dismay at No. 4.. Yes, Master?  A turn-on?  *understands…)
There's no hypocrisy in admitting my delight that the murderous bastard will ultimately be nailed by today's technology..*beams.. Unless of course, the evidence goes ‘missing’ before a verdict can be reached… *winks..
It matters not that this very same technology is being used in a futile attempt to whip me into submission.. I'm as enchanted as ever by it's magical abilities to track and record past misdemeanours, and then to be hauled out for use as court evidence, much later…
To the high-class techs involved in the search for any further scraps of recorded proof, my applause for your dedication and skillz..

Hush there Bali – I'm over my disappointment that you’ve proven yourself to be bottom-of-the-scale material, and that I've over-estimated you so badly.. I'm sure every world changing scheme has to have it's low-lifes to keep the balance right.. You just carry on pandering to your poor cooked head, and let the Good Guys get on with the important stuff..  *pats the Chop…
*I've just laughed out loud here at the desk, and Desperate Dan immediately cut the house alarm for a nano-second, just in case I was about to share something worthwhile… *chokes… *

The GameWrecker told me that he'd read last week of a survey done, that had shown Asians to be the most fearful of crime here in SA.. *blinks..
I don't know about that, but when you consider the vindictive buffoonery employed by the clowns that run what passes for the Curry Mafia, based in Sleepy Hollow, they have every reason to be afraid…
A bunch of girls, whose spite knows no bounds, who will turn on their own, without provocation…
My own dear Master is a classic example of the type of technology hoodlum exalted by the Mob and it's vast web of members..*grins…
For the rougher justice?  You’ve seen for yourselves in the press just how easy it is to find a hitman these days.. A fact known to these gangstas, and used to great effect for decades.. Ask the serial Sexual Molestor FFS….
Though Nayager’s forte has always been to bully the weak and defenceless, he himself will have several numbers to call, should a particular victim need to be dealt with permanently…

As with my insistence that he and Balliram know more about the Festive Season heists than they’ll ever admit to, do I continue to aver that the ex-Head of Sydenham Station knows all the details of the Sham slaughter.. That it's likely he could pick up his phone today and dial the one murderer that was allowed to survive the gang’s own deliberate extermination..

The Trouble-Shooter had insisted he has his own contacts in that particular field of expertise, and maybe he has.. Though he’s certainly taking his time to call them, poor bloke… Ask me, I’ll tell you how to get the job done, at least as well as the contract exacted on the Banker Sham and his innocent family  *spits…
I would suggest that the Asian Community be more afraid of the crimes committed by their own, against them, than the rest… By your own silence you’ve allowed these thuggees to rise to a point where they're now a collective bunch of cooked megalomaniacs….

It's 8.25am, and just as the GW predicted yesterday, the Parks tractor has trundled noisily into the valley below, to earn the driver and crew some delicious double-time pay… I went out and got THESE snaps for you, and found that’s its not our regular blokes at all, as this gentleman wears a red prayer string like mine..*blinks with surprise…
Cutting back the overgrown grass below, will once again allow access to any number of parties with a vested interest in the Project, though I thank the Reservist for his efforts..*winks… Will his kindness extend to having the storm-water drain sprayed for mozzies?  What do YOU think?  *falls over choking..

Has an arrangement been reached between Kasim and the Security Company he employs to monitor his house alarm at No. 2?  Or has he simply ‘forgotten’ to renew his contract, on the advice of Khaled's Tutor, the Cracker Balliram? *teeth….
It's now 9.15am and I've just called both Dilshaad and Kasim on numbers I've frequently used in the past, only to be given a recorded message that the Network can't support my calls..*grins..
Undeterred, I call my sterling ex-Vice-Chair who lives across the road from Kasim’s new abode, and I fill her in on the problem with his alarm…   Whether or not this will have any effect on Bali’s behaviour is neither here nor there. I find that stirring the pot, however gently, can be MOST rewarding… *finger to the Chop…..

LATER at 11.00am..

Me and B.Snr have just been chatting up at my gates.. The white car on the Master’s driveway bears a PMB registration.. An overnight visitor would go a long way to explaining the unbridled demonstration of idiocy employed by our Power Circuit Controller since 12.25am last night…*belches… Monty?  As it turns out, I figure he must have had a premonition of the din to come, for I understand he stayed out last night to visit his ‘sister’.. *grins…
The weed-whackers have moved in to the valley, while the tractor now sits at the top, in the shade of the gumtrees... Do I lay these impressive labours at the door of the looming Council elections?
I don’t think so, and have just sent the Reservist a text thanking him for whatever part he played, and asking whether he could now chivvy the Health Department to get off their butts and spray the drains, before we're all carried off by giant mutant mosquitoes… I shan't be holding my breath, or crossing my fingers in this regard….

Who owns the PMB registered vehicle, and why is Balliram's garage door shut?  Even when the pretty Beemer live in there, he never bothered to shut the door.. *perplexed.. Am I nauseatingly correct yet again, and he's taken to hiding his own car in there, for some reason?  Yebo gogo…. *beams… Is his visitor a young relative who has just completed a crash course in IT and now been touted as suitable material for an Area Controller up in Sleepy Hollow?  Scary days indeed…

Kasim's house alarm has fallen silent, since I called my Vice-Chair earlier.. Sobered up a bit by now Bali?  Though not enough to concede that once again you’ve demonstrated your unsuitability for the role you’ve been handed, but enough to get you nervously putting the brakes on for the moment? *eyeroll…
Has Khaled himself begun to give any thought to my accusations?  Of how often his alarm went off for no apparent reason, and how often the family had criminals visiting No. 2 while they still lived there?  That it was none other than their good friend Nayager and his Lackey (and Khaled's subsequent Tutor) that were engineering all the crimes that took place?  Wakey-wakey Sonny Jeem, and don’t mutter a word, or before you know it, the Women-Abuser will have his hirelings visiting your new address… *vomits…

Amin and Mugabe doubtless had there own group of loyal ‘psychophants’ when they started out.. Egging them on enthusiastically to greater feats of wickedness… You only have to look at the results there, to know that Bali's Fanbois would be wise to start backing away from their revered Idol, before they're tarred with the same brush.. Unless it's already too late, and despite everything I've told you, you continue to regard the Captain of Courage as in any way cool, in which case you're on your own, and good luck to you…

LATER at 2.10pm

I've just been up the little ladder and had a brief chat to an amiable Parks wekker, busy down in the valley.. Surprise, surprise.. When I asked that he get his Boss to speak to Manisha Arbuckle and have the drain sprayed, he said there was a problem down there and that DSW (? Surely he meant the Water Dept?) had already been last Thursday to check out the large body of water that had backed up below Kasim’s .. *vomits… It must have been Friday that we'd all heard the wekkers, but had thought them to be busy up on the freeway, and not down at the stormwater drains, out of sight…  (a north-easter blowing?)
You can bet there are similar problems all over, with so much of the drainage system now packed with cabling and nowhere for the rainwater to go.. Farking geniuses…*mutters angrily, as befits a Bitter Old Bitch….

LATER at 2.45pm

Our TV Screen has been shut off twice during the last hour, and still the visitor's car sits at the top of Bali's drive.. Showing off ALL your remarkable skillz to an admiring pupil, o Master mine?  However petty and spiteful they appear to be, they are required lessons for a future Area Controller to learn?  Don’t restrict yourself to merely teaching the bloke how to hack into his neighbour's sytem, to increase and enhance the monitoring options… Teach the chap how to deal with loud-mouths and dissenters as well, while you're at it..  *checks under it's shoe to see if Bali is stuck there…

An asset to the Information Theft Project, Earl?  *falls over laughing.. Au contraire – your Protégé is working hard to show you up for the Criminal you are, and always were… He's doing such a fine job that I'm tempted to stop bellowing for his removal… *cackles..

LATER at 4.30pm..

I've just heaved myself from the bath only to find the telly screen slammed off for the third time this arvo…

LATER at 5.25pm

Clearly, one of the few areas remaining that give him the feeling of power he so desperately craves.. Shame… Off goes the telly again, and I’m betting I’ll lose count later on… Did I tell you that B.Snr has the exact same problem with his television?  So clearly there's nothing wrong with our sets, and never was…. *winks…

Peace..

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Monday 13th December 2010 at 12.54pm.