BY HOOK OR BY CROOK...
(begun Tuesday 17th August at 9.45am...)
*I sat down at 3.00pm to publish today's blog and was met instead with some serious willy-waving.. The first three attempts at connecting got me Error 718's each time, and so I hit Restart and got the fourth 718... At that point Little Willy Wanker bobbed up with his local Area Connection 2 window, posturing wildly... *chokes... I tried once more and was again denied a connection, so I dutifully packed it in.. Man, is that still the reckless and juvenile rage characteristic of this Saddo, or do I smell a touch of anxiety? *
He rang the Fault line early yesterday evening to say there was still water running down the Crescent, accompanied by the pong of sewage...
Five years before we hit a water crisis, you say? The way things are going I'd say that was an optimistic estimate..
He showed me the fine grains of sand clogged in the Brita water filter and I just shrugged.. I told you a few blogs back of the popping sounds from the kettle when it's boiling and how it means there's crap in the water... What did you expect? You've got criminals having the final say over every aspect of your lives, and if you just happen to get caught up in the side-wash of an ongoing vendetta, it's tough titty....
Fingers crossed the worst you'll get is Delhi Belly, though housefires and cancer related illnesses are just as easily doled out, as these unqualified thugs rush to remind you who's in charge... *belches....
You saw the pictures on the front page of the Daily News yesterday? The missing baby returned to it's mother?
Was it the Crumb who decided it was the photo opportunity of a life-time, as long as they dragged Captain Credibility along for the ride? *vomits... Bad editing had the crooked Jackass braying in the corner of one of the pictures, which ruined an otherwise fairly decent PR effort...
How long did it take for the would-be intellectual criminal to pull his head from that dark place and admit I was right?
Did he run it by Barnabas as his own original idea? That for reasons beyond Lazarus' understanding, it appears Joe Gullible sees Soobrathi as the personification of a Good officer? Endorsed by the Druglord, the young Captain has been thrust centre stage in an attempt to turn Dodge City's failing fortunes and reputation around..
Something I'll stick my wrinkled neck out and say he could do, working with our new Head of Station.. Hell, even I would buy the pretty picture if it weren't for the constant shadow of corruption presented by Salacious Crumb...
All the effort and good that Soobrathi achieves is cancelled in an instant by the fact that he collaborates with a criminal.. *yawns...
My judgement of Nayager was spot on, my allegations on Balliram are correct, and my accusations against Lazarus are the truth...*shrugs.. Three massive errors of judgement made by the Zone Overlord, Earl Michael Barnabas, and endorsed no doubt by Schabir Shaik...
Removing Nayager from the public eye is simply not enough.. As long as he and his pellie Balliram are in possession of the computerised means to manipulate the power and water supplies, and to control both fixed lines and cells, the stench of corruption will hang over the entire SA verion of Big Brother itself... *coughs..
You can out as many crooked and greedy Government officals as you like, but if the very people tasked to reveal these criminals are no better, ultimately the man in the street will be worse off than ever before, his privacy compromised by the Wicked...
It's ironic to find that those who are so bright have failed to see the trap..
All it took for this simpleton was the sight of a bottle frangelica and a glass palace on a hillside to see the immense power wielded by the Telecoms Agent... He can in fact, make or break you in the wink of an eye, and there's very little information he can't ferret out by fair means or foul...
Van Zyl KNOWS the Zone is owned and run by criminals.. He knows that the Ballirams are serial liars. He's aware that my claims of physical torture are true, and still he and his Superiors drag their well-shod feet...
There are others in the area easily able to handle the basics of running the base stations dotted about, and of invading the locals privacy by request... IT operatives who would consider using the technology to physically attack the innocent as bad karma, and answering to a Druglord reprehensible...
You've sold the middle-class on the idea that the Project will topple the greedy and corrupt in Government, while you quietly encourage them to engage in corruption themselves.. Neato...
Some small amusements to entertain you...
My little car cut out once only, while I was out last Thursday.. She then sat in the garage until the GW took her for a test run yesterday whereupon she died completely... He managed to get her to the workshop behind the Engen Garage who said they would try and get her running...
*at this point while typing up my blog, the page refuses to load and as usual it takes me forever to realise the connection has been dropped*
I bummed a ride to last night’s CPF Meeting and the Vice Chair and I went over to the garage afterwards for a coffee… I guess it was fifteen to twenty minutes after we’d arrived and were standing out front of the shop chatting when the electronic sliding doors began playing up and jamming… I've voiced my concern several times previously at Balliram’s apparent lack of ability to employ what should surely be an Intelligence Operative’s number 1 priority… STEALTH FFS! *falls over….
When BigEars, Nayager and Lazarus scramble into the airwaves and cameras at the Engen garage you can guarantee they will announce their arrival with a mini powercut, or take a cash register out, or like last night, stuff up the electronic doors… *grins..
In their mad rush to eavesdrop on the state secrets we were probably discussing (roffels) all caution is cast to the winds….
I will however concede that on this occasion our discussion was of some interest to them, as you will see for yourselves…
I told the Vice Chair about my cars odd behaviour and that I suspected we’d had a visitor overnight last Wednesday.. .. He laughed bitterly and said that both his kid's car and his own vehicle had been tampered with overnight on Tuesday and Wednesday last week. One has already since been repaired (the mechanic himself had I believe used the term tampered with) while the other will be out of action for a week… *blinks….
In the light of this fascinating information, I rang the mechanic up at MacQuest Auto this morning.. No, he hadn't looked at my car yet. Well, said I, it appears it may have been tampered with, and would he bear that in mind when he tries to get her going? Done..
He called back a while ago and told the GW it was the spark plug leads that were the problem. He could patch them for R600 or replace them for R1000 *chokes… The patch will have to do, and we'll have her checked over asap by a family friend… If my sturdy little banger was tampered with in any other way, as she sat up at MacQuest Auto overnight, it will be my pleasure to blog it further down the line…
There are those in the Zone who still give One-Eyed Jack rather more than just the time of day..
Whether due to secrets stolen by him and his IT monkey, Balliram, and subsequent threats, we’ll never know…
When I sent out the reminder texts yesterday for last night’s CPF Meeting, I ran a little test and established that my sms’s to the Good Man up at No. 16 are indeed being blocked. This would I guess go back to when the first engineered attacks on his home began? A concerted and prolonged effort is being made to discourage the chap from attending our Meetings.. So far another FAIL on behalf of the three stooges…
I've just called the charming young rep. from the Foreman Road settlement to check if my sms reminders are getting through to him and found they are. Unlike the Minutes sent repeatedly to his webmail addie and returned Failed Mail every time… Webmail still belongs to Telkom, right? *looks at Jannie and wonders at the enormous deal they’ve struck with the Seriously Crooked..
The rep. said they'd had a stabbing at Foreman and he couldn’t raise anyone at Dodge City. I gave him Soobrathi’s number and swore that he was a good officer…
Can the young Captain take the enormous pressure? Giving him my support would be akin to handing him a lit stick of dynamite, so I choose to sit back and watch as his life grows more complicated each day… *sighs..
LATER at 12.15pm
A coy chirrup and a car door slams at the Chickenrun next door.. The teachers strike has caused problems for working parents everywhere…
If the Creep hadn't insisted it was time to terminate Lungi’s employment, there wouldn’t be this problem… Their what? 23rd domestic in ten years? *eyeroll…
I’d say it's time the Spy Manual was up-dated.. The chapter on the length of employment for domestics draws unnecessary attention to the employers and certainly reveals them to be dodgy at best… *snorts..
LATER at 2.10pm
No word from MacQuest Auto yet. Will they say the parts didn’t arrive? The GW has already booked her in with our mechanic for tomorrow, (done on the monitored fixed line), and Donovan had said the job would be finished around lunchtime… *winks and waits…
I went up and took THIS picture of the white jasmine flowering on the wall between the Scrabble-Player's home and ours… Isn't it beautiful?
Higher up the wall however, HERE the whole section is brown and dead… If you look beyond the withered plant, you will plainly see the big round light on No. 10’s garage wall…*gags..
Why do I bother, when the Crass continue to call for chainsaws to improve their LOS and say they would happily hack down the necessary trees to achieve this? Ten years down the line will you still be raving about your Blessed Internet Connection or will you be too sick to give a damn?
LATER at 2.35pm
I called MacQuest Auto and Donovan said they were still working on the car and he would give me a call in about thirty minutes… Instead, he suddenly called the GW ten minutes later and said that they would need the car for another day as the R570 odd worth of patched spark plug leads hadn't solved the problem! They would now check the carburettor…*grins…
The GW has had to cancel the planned service for tomorrow and life goes on… Do you smell anything at this point?
As I sat here scribbling at the desk thirty minutes ago, I could plainly hear a hissing sound but had no idea where in the room it was coming from…. In the end I pulled the adaptor plug from the wall and bingo! No more hissing… Any EEs out there who would care to hazard a guess at what amount of EMR is pumping into our home to cause an AUDIBLE noise? *fascinated..
Peace julle….
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Tuesday 17th August 2010 at 8.28pm.
