THE COLLECTIVE...

(begun Friday 4th June at 7.05am...)

I do believe that your Wugger's proverbial shopping carts runneth over right now.. That the goods they've bought so willingly from this pair of arch-Prevaricators over the years has just about reached saturation point...
The Courageous Couple's salespitch was simple, and both Sue the Book and I would've been painted easily as that most repellant of creatures:  The Greater-Spotted Busybodying Do-Gooder...*cackles... Past our sell-by date Dodos, that cling to the outdated belief that justice will prevail and who appear to value animals, sometimes above humans... Grossness!

Characters that you collectively considered deserve all they get and then some... *nods... There would've been plenty of choice stolen morsels of evidence to back up these claims as well.. Twas Sue the Book after all, who passed on the details of how often your Network Admin, godblesshim, stood out on his verge with his buddies sharing a spliff or three while noisily making merry?  Despite that this would've been happening in the early hours when most people *read Dodos were trying to catch a few zzzs, you thought it was way cool?
Was that before or after her gate chain was hacked through and her little car taken from her garden?  Or was that the reason her kid's motorbike was nicked using the same mode of access?   All it took a couple of weeks back, was for me and Sue to spend 5 minutes on our landlines chatting amongst other things of our Corrupt neighbour at No. 6, for her stove to be terminally spiked...*coughs... You just don't get it do you...

My suggestion that the Area Supervisor for ADT might be interested in seeing THIS picture of Balliram's gate arm hanging loose for a couple of days, had the Creep hustling home at the end of the day to hook it back up..*blinks..
All along our Network Admin has been forced to laugh off my attempts at revealing his connections to the underbelly of society.. The Sweeper will have said in her long-suffering way that my reaction has been understandable, but that I'm more often than not lying... They've been a fairly formidable Team these two.. At least as long as he's taken her advice.. Every single cock-up that he's made has been when he's pulled an independent stunt to impress his chommies... Go figure... *grins...
Don't tell me you're still confused,  and that you still in any way doubt the veracity of my claims...
Are the Charming Pair getting fit for their anticipated Runner?  If they were indeed to relocate, who would be their lucky neighbours?  (It's okay, he can't see your fingers so tightly crossed! *roffels..)

Helen Zille has announced they're also installing the same technology down her way and she was anticipating 'lighting up Cape Town'...*shudders... She plans to trot out Sutcliffe's lulu of 'The lights are left on during the day to prevent cable theft', which admittedly appears to fool most of the people, most of the time...
Who has access to HER power circuit down there?  Who has paid hugely for the privilege of having HIS Controller manage the powerlines outside her home?  Rassool?  Fark, even you must have realised by now that I speak the truth, however much Janneman tries to laugh it off...

Do you lot have any idea of how often in the early days my blog attempts were accessed and edited by your considerably less than honest Network Controller?  Course it's not that simple these days, though with my limited brain, it's always possible you still get to read an expurgated version of my hints and allegations...*shrugs..

LATER at 9.45am..

I called the Head of Land Invasion earlier.. He came to one of our Sector Forum Meetings not that long ago and is a pleasant fellow.. I told him of the ongoing noise created by the contstruction and upgrading over at St. Theresa's and said that it's possible a bush-dweller in the valley was taking the opportunity to erect a structure under cover of the builder's noise... I said that the green belt was crucial to the Muni's Wireless Initiative and that as there's a base station running from the Convent we shouldn't be having shack dwellers in the valley.. Ask Balliram or Nayager to play my call back for you and see how confident I sound... *laughing...
Mr. Goulding said he'd send the guys out on Monday to check whether it's just building noises or if there is someone setting up home down around the stormwater drain... A nice guy doing a seriously diffricult and often unpleasant job...*sighs...

Saturday 5 May at 4.30am..

Turns out they took more than just the curtains down yesterday, over at the orphanage kitchen.. They spent the day knocking down the walls and gutting the area... I recall Sister telling me that that was to be Phase 2 of this 4-Phase upgrade... Instead of the old foyer entrance HERE allowing access down to the Rec Centre and Pool, it's to be moved along to replace the kitchen HERE.. Anyone care to bet in advance that the lighting in the new entrance-way will be exceptionally bright? *coughs..

No. 18 appears to have added to their lighting this past week HERE.  To compensate for No. 16's lack of participation?  *winks.. If you recall she too was grumbling about the size of their electricity bill recently and yet there are the new additions plain to see... *belches...

A missed call from the Reservist?  I see it came in at 11.20pm last night and neither of us heard a thing, so I just sent him a text asking if it was urgent...*laughing...Does he perchance attend the same gym as Balliram?  *wonders... Reasonable doubt is all it take guys....
I forgot to tell you, I bumped into one of the Trouble-Shooter's colleagues the other day, who'd given me several reasons for the Good Cop's departure from Sydenham SAPS.. Who said that even though the man had left Dodge, there were subsequently random shots fired near his home.. Now doesn't that sound familiar?  *falls over.
You remember how Koobair the Squat had taken out his Service pistol and fired repeatedly into the air as he stood some distance below me in the valley, glaring all the while?  Ag, I know I shouldn't laugh, but even at the time I remember how ludicrous he'd looked.. A dark little bantam, trying desperately to put the frighteners on me..*cackles and waves to the Reservist in case something woke him at this early hour....

We took morning tea on Thursday at one of several malls up in Hillcrest.. Turned out the staff at that particular branch of Dischem were protesting... Sitting out on the balcony in the winter sunshine, we had a birds-eye view of the dozen or more wekkers as they tried to draw attention to their grievances...
For the most part they just kept up a continuous stream of improvised song and dance...
But what song!   Even while demonstrating, their voices raised in harmony were amazing, and I guess it crossed my mind to wonder why the vuvuzelas, and not the thing this Nation do better than almost the entire world?

Sure there'll be your usual choirs and singers performing at the Matches, but I ask you - imagine the thousands attending each game, singing in unison throughout each Match, and tell me the very idea doesn't give you goosebumps?  Instead, we will be remembered for the seriously crass plastic vuvuzela.. Ai, the shame... *shudders...
Pretty much on a par with those countries who toss lit fireworks onto their fields to encourage their players?  *gags..
Were I in power, I'd have brought back the death penalty for anyone sounding a vuvuzela at ANY of the Matches and instead, had the fans singing their teams to victory.. *shrugs...

Why is Capetown apparently so far behind us in installing the Big Brother technology?  Why is it only now that Zille says she's lighting up the City?  Are their suburbs already linked to the grid and the Communities OWNED?  Gauteng is most certainly keeping pace with us, as both the smart-meter fiasco and Craigavon debacle were clear proof of the fumblings incurred by unqualified Controllers handed the power circuits.. If you live up that way and haven't been invited to join a WUG, I suggest you read your local free newspapers..   You can generally follow the Project's progress with reports of huge waterline breaks and additional powercuts.. Of whole stands of trees being eradicated or poisoned and of crime escalating sharply in order to persuade residents to install more lighting...*studies Ian.....

Then, when your own houselights begin to dip regularly, and you see the droogs up your streetlight pole, you can accept that you've been OWNED...*grins.. An AirWing chopper frequently overhead?  Stepped up security for the WC?  You think?  *winks...

El Monstro had pulled in sometime after 4.00pm yesterday afternoon..Hmm.. early for a Friday?  About 10 minutes after his arrival the usual cacophony of barking protests began across the playing field over Michan/Mary Road way... You say it would be easy enough to test how and whether this Wireless Network affects the canine population? You're qualified to do this?  You're going to fork out the bucks needed for such tests?  Maybe approach Leonard Els over at the Physics Department of the biggest Wireless Base-Station in SA, at Howard College?

Can you truly see the Project Authors bothering to test dogs reactions, when their employees are running the huge signal lights from INSIDE CHILDREN'S dormitories?  *shrieks...
If Balliram insists that this is a lie on my part, and that what I'm seeing is the clever reflective finish applied to just that section's dorm. windows, I would ask that you pay me a visit.
While the reflective veneer works successfully when viewed from up on the street by a passerby, it's clever purpose fails from down here at this angle..

Our Network Admin is assuredly in daily contact with certain of the toddler's so-called Carers, and regularly advises them which lights to activate from INSIDE the dorms..*spews...
It's highly unlikely he will ever admit to this ongoing practise, or to the lights he orders to be run from the Senior Boys Hostel out across towards Mayville and the nearby mast...*shrugs..  Stay safe..

Peace..

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Saturday 5th May 2010 at 10.49am..