THE MINISTRY OF SOUND....

(begun Tuesday 9th February at 3.10pm....)

*The GameWrecker has just mentioned that these days it's taking him on average three tries before he even gets the iBurst connection he pays so heavily for.... He also just asked me if I'd turned off the cookie function... *blinks... As if I know how.... *

On a good day I could pretend the mischief Bali caused earlier as I tried to edit and publish 'Milking It' was caused by my hard-hitting journalism...*chokes.. In reality you and I know by now that it was more likely to have been his ADD kicking in...
It would be cool to think the truth hurt them even just a bit, but it probably rolls off their grubby unaffected backs without a twinge...

Our CPF Comms. Officer casually mentioned last night that the Hawks had raided Dodge yesterday morning... *blinks.. What position does Dramat hold? Did he work his way up through the ranks to attain his lofty seat? A personal friend of Mo Shaik's? Anyways, they found nothing, though heaven knows what they were looking for..
der Kommissar and his supporters had had at least since last Thursday afternoon to 'tidy' up anything incriminating, did they not Bali? *winks.. Ahh... the usefulness of the tapped and monitored phones hey.... *sighs...
Can I persuade the Good Superintendent to bin his phones and to treat landlines as diseased objects, or is it already too late? Silly question...

How can the Hawks touch der Kommissar when he is OWNED by Barnabas and Mo Shaik? He only need open his mouth and the Info Theft House of Cards would topple completely.. Right now I feel the 'raid' was purely cosmetic and meant to mollify Willies, Nathie and Mamunye, as he once again slips easily through their fingers....
For all I know he's been tempted by the Druglord to accept an even better offer and to relocate.. After all, Koobair the Squat's disgraced expulsion from Sydenham Station certainly didn't harm HIS career....
I guess in his power-crazed dementia, One-Eyed Jack has been living a little too high on the hog, and now his creditors are calling in the chips? Ouch... Maybe if he's offered enough moolla he'll keep his mouth shut after all, though his obsession with eavesdropping will be harder to deal with..

Man, I wish there were some sort of scoring system in place for my blogs and that for say, each disconnect as I type them up, I could award myself a point for a correct guess! *roffels.. If the lights begin dipping, I get another point for hitting the nail on the head and so on...*laughing..
I guess 'Milking It' was one of my highest scores to date, or are my Minders losing interest? I tell you it was a close call there, and mon Capitano had a titanic struggle before commonsense finally prevailed and I was allowed to reconnect... *grins..

You're welcome to throw me to the wolves if you consider ANY of what I write to be deliberate malicious prevarication.. Seriously... either these glib-tongued Snake-oil Specialists have done the snow job of the century on you all, or you're actually paying attention at last... Which is it to be?
Every bit of the puzzle I've given you slots perfectly into place.. Course I'm as witless today on the exact technology that's being used, as I was four or five years back, but that's not my problem but yours....

The GW got to watch the Craigavon Mast saga on mnet last night, unmolested.. Go figure... *snorts.. He gave the Rocket Scientist a good crit and the Strategist a poor one, and he certainly didn't imply that he thought the residents ailments were psychosomatic poppycock! Hooray!

Different controllers will make different mistakes as they fumble with the masts and the power circuits, so I guess there will be a huge variety of physical effects experienced by those unfortunates within LOS of the emissions and errors....
B.Snr. was nailed by just such fumbling and Sue, Penny and I have what I think Karl Muller experiences after his years of working with microwaves, only we had our enormous doses condensed and delivered over a much shorter period of time... I do believe that since 2005 a great deal of what I feel physically is sent to me expressly as a gift by my Network Admin. *shrugs...

Captain Lazarus confided amiably to our CPF Comms. Officer that indeed, the Zone IS saturated with the invisible cameras, but that they are not yet hooked up to the system.. That's his story and it may strangely, be in part true.... For I guess that's another role played by the bashful cherry-picker team... Activating the blister sized cameras so that the Pervert Bali can type in the pole's code and watch what YOU'RE doing..*grins...

If the guy can have his own car stolen, and hangs out with chommies who helpfully arrange for his kids to be held 'hostage', all in order to abuse my little maid and claim on non-existent items, why would you have a problem believing he was Head of Operations when Sue's car and her kid's bike were stolen from their property? He controls the technology and is a criminal. How much more proof do you bloody well need?
Did someone whisper 'ongoing investigations'? Come a little closer I dare you, and I'll show you ongoing investigations!@*!!!#!
What's the matter with you? I'm a RETARD not a Crook FFS! Eh - I forgot, you can't tell the difference any more... *shrieks...

Slipped in to last night's proceedings was mention made by the Crumb of a fourth murder in the bush between St. Phil's and Loon Road..*interested... He requested that our CPF supply a letter of recommendation to the authorities to have the bush cleared... As I said before, our CPF does have it's uses, does it not? *winks.. My aerial went up immediately and I smell Development in the air.. Council land? Who wants it? The Architect has shown an interest? Valuable to the Project for it's wide vistas looking inland, but bordering the Foreman Road Informal Settlement as it does, it's a dodgy investment at best... *fascinated...

LATER at 4.20pm.

The journo called from the Labour Court.... Joe has done it again! *falls over laughing... The State Advocate FOR Supt. Mngomezulu, submitted documents that the judge didn't at that late stage have time to study, and der Kommissars Team had to be elsewhere as well... Remanded to March 1st! What a farce! Or is it? *grins...
If a part of the plan is to further destabilise the Zone it's working beautifully, as the new guy won't be able to settle in and make his mark at Dodge City until the dust settles... *applauds the Druglord...

Wednesday 10th February at 4.45am...

I've always fixed my errors once they've been pointed out, so here goes...
M tells me that Salacious Crumb didn't after all call Dodge City for the Officers to arrive and take away the youngsters that were drinking publicly on Monday night... She says the two cops arrived to deliver the stats list to the Crumb and twas only then that a CPF Member asked them to go over and check out the drinkers which they did....*grins... Let me paint you the picture....
It was still light when D strolled across the field to join me... The third person to arrive was the Crumb...
The youngsters had already taken up their posed positions a few hundred yards away directly in his line of sight...
Would it be kind to suggest his eyesight needs checking? The probability is that he would have gone back to the Station and regaled his fellow Rotten Apples with the hilarious story.. That an entire CPf gathering sat within full view of underage youths drinking in public and didn't say a word.. Aint that nearer the truth Laz old son?

Yes, I'd seen them arrive and set up camp while I was still on my own.. My immediate thought had naturally been to think young Baron had arranged for their artificially posed presence, (highly likely in any event), and I certainly wasn't about to remark... *looks at the Community Award winner sideways....
As it was, our Patrol guy saved the day and ensured another FAIL for the Corrupt... *applauds...

I went over to M's last night for a brief visit and we sat out on her verandah and enjoyed the beautiful twilight..
Can one measure the candlepower being run out of the Barnes Road field overheads? They are quite simply the biggest and brightest I've ever seen, though I'm betting were I to see the new soccer stadium lit up, it would equal and outstrip even these... And you wonder at the continued powercuts? You believe that the theft of electricity has led to the huge rates increases? *falls over...
I've told you the reasons behind the continued blackouts and they're the truth...
Scottburgh is being wired up as I write... The power must be off so the droogs can 'dress' the poles, it's as simple as that.... The rest of us? The 29 hour marathon powercut our Controller subjected us to recently? He will smarmily claim to his superiors that he is merely recouping losses made, due to the enormous increase in lighting everywhere you look... Are you BLIND?
Somebody needs to pay for the huge increase of power pouring from the Barnes Road Sports ground, so why not slam our lights off? Simple but effective...*shrugs...

It was eerily quiet as we sat on M's verandah and chatted .. Our conversation was no doubt followed closely by Balliram and the Crumb at Dodge City.. Check out the accessories now dressing the two streetlights nearest her house and you wonder the very air didn't vibrate! *grins...
Do us a favour and test this out for yourselves...
Go sit over in Capell or Renaud Roads after dark and just listen.... Sit for as long as you like... Then cruise back up Sparks to Garbutt... All this with your car windows open, listening carefully... As you turn into Garbutt by The Gatehouse you will hear the first of the noisy 'crickets' kick into life! Continue down Garbutt into Harris and you will be treated to such a range of electronic buzzes it will amaze you.... As you pass each property you will activate the transmitter/receivers that now saturate the area...*laughing..
Go test it out quickly, for my words here will have young Brian and his fellow droogs working feverishly in the wee hours to add these little electronic devices to homes in the Barnes, Capell and Renaud Road areas....I suppose it's always possible they ARE installed everywhere but der Kommissar sees to it that only certainly sections are activated?
Alternatively, has Peter Williams run out of stock? You're waiting for the next shipment to arrive? Oops!
Don't thank me for pointing out this glaring error, but rather see that it's rectified asap... *snorts...

I do believe that Mistuh Prakash Colin Balliram, der Kommissar, and Barnabas' interim Puppet, Salacious Crumb, continue to demonstrate just how corrupt is the Muni's Information Theft Project... I also believe it is being run on the same lines in YOUR province..
Great swathes of power circuits now being run by unqualified hackers and crackers at the behest of your local druglords and members of your Police station, using a computer program designed for the purpose...
The smart meter debacle and the Craigavon iBurst tower, not to mention B.Snr's nasty experiences, could well be the only cock-ups ever to see the light of day.. All the reassurances in the world made by the Oldboys Network, would not have me change my tune... You can fix this? *looks at the Strategist sadly.....

Peace julle...

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Wednesday 10th February 2010 at 1.59pm..