Monday, January 25, 2010

THE SIMPLETON'S GUIDE TO......

(begun Monday 25th January at 3.50am...)

Maybe I've underplayed my Controller's part, when chatting to the Opposition... It's interesting to wonder what would happen were he to be taken out of the equation.... Bundled up and dumped on some far-flung Freeway, terrified and disoriented, rather as I imagine happened to the unfortunate Pepsi...*teeth..

The stony silence that's long been maintained on anything to do with Sbu Mpisane and his wife has broken, and a flood of speculation is pouring forth in the press.... I suspect that Bheki's recent 'A friend of a criminal is a criminal' remark has come back to bite him on the arse....

The power was cut just after 2.30pm yesterday afternoon, and as usual I took it as a personal demonstration by my peurile Controller to remind me of his omnipotence... *roffels... It came back on at 4.15pm, and the GW told me later that Westwood Mall had been included in the outage... *shrugs...
My guess is that that one had been planned, and Bali decided to tack us all on at the last minute, to soothe his injured ego...*grins at the lameness...

I remain totally unimpressed by the spate of whiney press releases made by der Kommissar over the last few days.. Hopefully it will backfire, and readers will begin to wonder at the lack of the details given for his suspension.. An order neither he nor Barnabas intend he should obey... *snorts...

The complacency displayed by the Opposition is astonishing.. Surely they don't still subscribe to the old 'justice will prevail' adage? *laughing.. If I were involved, there would at least have been a piece published on Spt. Augustine Mngomezulu and the inroads he was making here in the Zone, against drugs.. Inroads that began to irritate the hell out of the Druglord and his employee Nayager...
Why has no attempt been made to show the loss to the Zone Community caused by the transfer of the Good Superintendent? I can think of several residents who would voice their concerns at his swift removal, coming so hard on the heels as it did after Supt. Marillier was moved to Mariannhill..
Two excellent policement who wouldn't fit in with the corruption practised by the top brass at Dodge City and as a result, had to go... And still Commissioner Ngobeni's Department sits silent... Where is THEIR Communications Officer, and why are they not running articles on cops that genuinely make a difference to the communities where they are stationed?

Yesterday's Sunday Times had several items of interest... There was after all, a follow-up to the local fish now found to contain unacceptable levels of mercury... Relegated to a small column on Page 7 'Study Flags Mercury Levels'. It should have set alarm bells ringing loudly, but up against all the other juicy revelations it will be ignored...

It occurs to me to ask whether our iBurst modem's strange erratic behaviour is the norm? That all five lights appear at startup and remain stable until I log into my gmail account, when the lights drop down to as few as one or two and our signal becomes pathetic... I always head for blogger.com via gmail and once I get there, the modem miraculously recovers and goes back up to 100%... Is this how it should behave, or am I being redirected so many times that the modem loses the plot temporarily? *interested.....

While the power was out yesterday afternoon I sat for a while, idly studying the orphanage dormitory windows.. If I were to show you a series of pictures taken, showing how often the window coverings change, I guess you too would find it odd.. That some days a few windows are covered completely, while others appear to have only been half blocked off with - what? Card? Mundane as it sounds, I guess the pictures are further evidence that SE's ARE indeed being run from inside the toddler's dorms, despite any claims that may be made to the contrary...

Do you recall how the deliberate rough patches on both Freddie the Accountant's wall facing us HERE and my good neighbour's wall HERE, and even on Balliram's wall HERE puzzled me?
How I was fortunate to get THIS inexplicable picture of the patch left on the Accountant's wall showing a strange luminous glow, before it was covered by the painters the next day....
Anyone figured out the reason for this deliberate finish? I've a feeling that if properly investigated by the right technical experts, the south facing wall of the toddler's dormitories would reveal that the same treatment has been done there...*gags...
Are those unfortunate kids like us, part of an unofficial experiment to see just how much radiation they can take, without raising the alarm? *fascinated...
Are their Carers (spits) rotated on a regular basis? Do they display any health problems? Who do they answer to in the end? Security...? (Just lost my connection to blogger.com...)

I've not forgotten the Senior Boys Hostel standing facing the Mayville Mast full on as it does... The lights that shine out of those windows through the night would suggest that those inmates are at as much risk as the little one's across the way.. Hang on, I forgot... Nobody actually gives a toss hey Jannie? Neatly done indeed...

LATER at 8.30am...

Am I finally becoming as irritating as I wish to be, or do you still fall about laughing at my pathetic efforts to alert you to your own peril? *belches...
Back in 1996 when Koobair the Squat, Michael Barnabas, and Pierce Naidoo put their pointed heads together to organise the SBV Heist, we were already having our landline tampered with by Dodge City and their mates at Telkom, Overport... An amusement even then...*grins..

Once Barnabas had met with the Shaikkboys and handed over a large dollop of the stolen Heist millions, the Zone was given to him as a reward...
I guess there were similar Heists across the country about then, as the top druglords each vied for a piece of the pie...
Was it back in 2004 or earlier, that it was suggested that Barnabas clean up his image? That if he wished to impress the affluent of the vast area he now owns, his sleazy underworld persona would have to go? How he gradually delegated more and more of the running of his Drug Empire to trusted Lieutenants, as he became more deeply involved with the Muni's Wireless/Broadband Network System... I've no doubt our Head of Intelligence ordered the obliging Town Clerk to see that all the relevant Departments worked closely with Barnabas...

When did you hear the first whisper of the truth surrounding our Druglord, Al? *looks at Allen Spence.. Right back to when you and Mike Oliver were having a ball attaching the first of the monitoring devices to our streetlights? Aw, c'mon.... Someone must have told you surely? Or was the first you heard of it here on these pages?
May I guess that you shrugged off the news with ease, in your usual unprincipled and corrupt fashion? *winks...

In fact, I suspect in your (up until the Project), rather dull life you found it all deliciously exciting? When the news that you and Colin Balliram between you had managed to nail B.Snr. I guess it gave you something to chat about among your fellow conspirators? I've misjudged you, and you're not the power-hungry amoral idiot you're portrayed as here on these pages... Oh really? *yawns...

On the front page of this week's Sunday Times, where Jacob Maroga is insisting Eskom pay him R85 mil or he'll spill the beans on the real reason behind the blackouts/powercuts, the GW pointed me to Page 2 which I'd missed...
And just look at who was dragged in to mediate between Maroga and the Board! *cackles...
If it isn't another of the Whisperers by gum! Even back then Yunis seems clear on the power he and his boeties wield in running the country, and WTF have they found for Chippy to amuse himself with? *trembles to think...

Do you see how often One-Eyed Jack has trotted out the term 'abuse of power' with regards to his supposed pending transfer? *falls over laughing...
Abusing and degrading his female staff doesn't count? Ignoring a court interdict to hand in his pistol by merely signing out another? Surely Attorney Nepaul should suggest his client avoid abusing the term itself in the future? *cackles..

Am I bored yet? Apart from the predictability displayed by the sad excuse for a Spy Next Door, it's all as interesting as it ever was...*beams..
Peace...

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Tsk, tsk, tsk..... Losing it there are we? *shrieks.....


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Monday 25th January 2010 at 12.55pm.