PLAYING TO THE GALLERY...

(begun Monday 14th December at 3.50am...)

By the sound of it, it's time to consider building an ark.. Yep, it's raining again... How do the hordes of mole-like Telkom tecchies cope these days? The ones that spend more time down the manholes, than fiddling with the switchboxes above ground? *winks..

Appalsamy Parker is determined to have more than just his fifteen minutes of fame..*grins... He's back again already in the latest Tribune Herald, December 13th on Page 3, and he really cracked me up this time...
His motive behind trotting out these astonishing revelations? May I guess? An effort is being made to have the so-called Kingpin behind the 1996 SBV Heist, Pierce Naidoo, freed on a Presidential Pardon....*roffels... WhoTF came up with this genius idea, and why were these noble motives not revealed years back?
Naidoo apparently planned and carried out the Heist so that he could fund Umkhonto we Sizwe? *mirth.... Parker insists they wanted to give some of the loot to MK and that their intentions were good. 'We were not driven by greed', says Parker as his lengthening nose waves in the breeze...

Oddly enough, the bloke is indeed circling the truth.. As I always saw it, a great deal of the stolen money was spent buying their way into the Project in it's early days. I guess it was our old friend Barnabas that oversaw the buying of so many properties in the Zone, using some of the loot...
I guess it was the Druglord that caught the attention of those stalwarts of the struggle, the ShaikBoyz (read MK), his old school chums, and who gave them a fat cash injection to do the initial PR word for the Project... In return for this handsome donation, Barnabas and the Zone were given the honour of being the birthplace of the Information Theft Project and given pretty much absolute control... *shrugs...

I've told you this many times over the years I've blogged, and now here's good old Parker pretty much confirming my words...*grins...
I guess it's been decided that it's time for Pierce Naidoo (serving a 48 year sentence) to walk free as well? *looks at her Chairman...

I used to tell him that I was HIS personal Jiminy Cricket, as I whispered constant warnings in his ear.. I used to ask him repeatedly whether he'd still be his own man a ways down the line..*sighs.. No surprise then, that these days the poor guy avoids me like the plague, and with good reason...
Am I crushed or disappointed? Ag, maybe just a tiny bit at the sheer speed with which the Crooked achieved their aims, but with the kind of clout and money they have, it was pretty much always a forgone conclusion he'd be turned...
Parker says he doesn't know where his share of the loot is, and if that were true, it could lead to another bloody family massacre if it isn't produced fairly soon. Course, I don't believe him for one minute, and consider him to be financially set for life...

How much of the missing millions sit in the FNB alone? *looks at Colin Balliram.. Which of you two is the one that's connected to the gang so closely? The Sweeper? Much of the more like 75 million still missing has been spent by now, but with the balance carefully invested since 1996, who knows what fortune waits for Pierce Naidoo, once he's given the Presidential Pardon that's so clearly on the cards...*grins...

Has der Kommissar been round to Parker's to offer his felicitations at his release, and to beg for a letter of support in the form of a cheque? *roffels.. You bet he has! Attorney Nepaul requires payment for his services, and if Tweedledumb's Mentors drag their heels, other avenues must be explored...*snorts...
I'm betting the queue of beggars, (oops! I mean petitioners), outside Parker's home in Chats, stretches round the block... Will One-Eyed Jack be given a numbered ticket and told to wait in an orderly line? Will the Druglord speak on his behalf and persuade the newly freed Parker to assist der Kommissar in his hour of need?

I'm quite dizzy with the deliciousness of it all.. To have my predictions confirmed by such a god-fearing and honest man as Appalsamy Parker, is a feather in my cap to say the least...*coughing loudly... All you lot have to remember is that the Leader of the Heist Gang now claims that he did it to fund the Struggle (read ShaikBoyz/Whisperers), and I guess it's about time I too considered writing a book hey Parker? Any film offers yet? *keels over laughing..

I've no doubt at all that we've not seen nor heard the last from the newly devout Mistuh Parker, and predict that for some time to come, he will appear regularly in the Press touting his Gang Boss's noble intentions behind the SBV Heist... Well, at least until such time as they consider the public has gotten used to the idea of a Presidential Pardon for Pierce Naidoo... *winks and considers having some fun with her Chair.. Naa, that would be unkind, and I'll leave that behaviour to him...*snorts...
How the most casual of remarks can cause a rebellious piece of puzzle to fall neatly into place! HEAD of the Board? Director nogal? I tread warily around this latest bit of information I was given weeks back, and which alas, say so much for his character...*sighs.. Another lost cause, in a chain of lost causes.. Give it up, o Wrinkled, Mouthy toad?!' NEVER!@!!!

Needless to say, I didn't get to meet with the Exec. Director of Children of Africa this weekend. I'm betting he sees me as an arm-chair do-gooder who isn't worth the effort, and he's probably right...
It's not like Willies heard my pleas and arrived at Dodge City with a delegation in tow to free the unjustly incarcerated remaining Kennedy Road 5.
Do you find one of the more hilarious aspects of my 'delusions' to be my continued hope that a Champion of Good would ride to my rescue? *belches...

Well pardon me for pointing out that to a certain extent that has happened, though from an unexpected source.. Though I suspect the 'load-shedding' will increase, my Controller appears less inclined to slam off our TV screen these days.. Despite that directly after publishing Saturday's blog, the Bot had vanished from #trivia-world and hadn't returned when I went in to play that evening, for the most part I'm left to guess happily at the answers in trivia without being abused... A miracle!
My google home page is still grossly corrupted and will only load the search bar and google icon until you move the cursor over the page, when it reluctantly loads the rest of the options...

I've never considered it arrogant to expect anything less than a perfect connection, though my Network Administrator obviously disagrees... Perfectly situated as we are, there can be no question on the strength of our signal, but merely on the mood of our Controller...*spitz...

It slays me to imagine Mo Shaik attending endless Meetings to discuss refining and honing the methods of Information Theft, when all he needed to do is check out my blog FFS! The nonsensical Korean pseudo-insect sound-effects emanating from the electronic devices now dotted about our properties and verges had better be worth it..

You have any up your way Pramith? You know what they're for? If not, may I suggest the next time you or your brother hear one of those persistent so-called crickets nearby, you pinpoint it's locale and pay closer attention to how often it starts up from the exact same position over the next few months...*winks..
Your family are a classic example of Chosen who have been told only so much and no more..
I guarantee you had no idea that One-Eyed Jack visits your home and listens to your private conversations.. I guarantee that you didn't know YOUR phones are all tapped.. On the matter of the tiny but noisy electronic devices put in place? It's possible that your Tutor has already fed you a line of BS that you easily chose to believe... *sighs..

You and yours are treading a minefield right now, and I beg that you are careful in what you utter out loud.. It's a given that Tweedledumb arranged for your nocturnal visitors last month, and he's at last admitted openly to activating the cameras dotted about down this end.. Sabera at No. 18 was also sent a warning when their gates were broken open a few weeks ago...
Are the natives growing restless Tweedledumb? Are you now having to remind them who's the boss? *vomits...

Did you know Pramith, that the fibre optic cabling running up the streetlight situated at your front gate HERE has been activated for some time? Ask me, and I will show you the exact point that tiny little light glows after dark, much like the red and white pinpoints of light that are ALWAYS active on my Controller's streetlight facing the valley, after dark... *grins..
No, they can't be seen from the Cresent, but should you care to come down my fifty two steps and take a gander at THIS view of his pole, you will immediately see the truth of my words.. *teeth...

Take care julle...

Peace..

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Monday 14th December 2009 at 10.09am..

TURNING A BLIND EYE....

(begun Sunday 13th December at 3.10am...)

I've been laying awake thinking, for ages this morning, but am none the wiser... I can just see you all shaking your heads and wagging your fingers while saying don't get involved in politics...*snorts.. Booody useless bunch IMO...
You already know I'm not interested in politics, only people.. Did I ever say I didn't have an agenda myself? I probably did at some point, but of course by now I realise that I do.. Only I'd prefer if you called it a mission..*cackles..

The stream of allegations I've levelled at der Kommissar? All lies and supposition? Has it made a difference now you know that I'm NOT a woman scorned and never was? *laughing... Are you not just a tad irked to discover how easily you've been led down the proverbial garden path by this goonda-style rubbish? I grant you his PR Team are flung far and wide, and certainly aren't restricted to the Courageous Couple and Salacious Crumb...

Take the Ferret up at Budget Photo for instance.. He's adoringly corrupted my photos for his Idol since he began working there... It would have been one of Tweedledumb's devotees that lined up his sights on M down at Siripat field in October 2008...*shrugs.. I doubt it mattered which one of us took the bullet that morning, as long as the message was delivered...? *spits...

How many of you are aware that the Exec.Director is in town at the moment? der Kommissar most certainly is, and so are the shadowy figures behind him... I'd love to meet the guy quite frankly, but have no desire to put him at risk. OTOH it's dangerous just getting out of bed these days, and I fail to see how anything can be achieved without taking the occasional chance..*sighs..
You have to know I don't care which political party has been targeting the Abahlali.. It's all rather more complicated than I care to think about.. What I do care about, are the youngsters being callously used as pawns and given over to the attentions of a nauseating and unstable criminal..*gags..

I find nothing subtle or clever about the situation at all, and it reeks of the bullying tactics that pervade everything the Molestor is involved in... He's no more than Barnabas' glorified Bouncer FFS, though to look at him you'd be hard put to buy even that..*laughing...
Unlike me, I'm betting that these days he's got a hell of a lot more to lose since the early days when he tried to top himself...
It'll be power and greed that keep his engine running right now..
The power to listen in to any phoneline in the Zone that he chooses to for starters, and as a result to be one step ahead on all counts... The greed? I doubt that's for material wealth, though his coffers must be seriously depleted by now..
No, I guess the greed will be for even more power and nothing much else... *vomits..

Does Jannie van Zyl claim that he was ignorant of der Kommissar's existence until he read my blog? Does he claim to have no working relationship with Colin Balliram? That he's never contacted or communicated with him online or off? Pfft... Telkom OWN the country's lines and Jannie is as much Telkom now as he ever was, despite the change of attire...

Despite that he probably doesn't strut about with a gun strapped to his skinny shank, I consider Allen Spence to be as criminal as der Kommissar himself.. You disagree? Why? His Superintendent of Electricity for Durban title impresses you? He has a degree? As far as I'm concerned, that just makes him a rather more dangerous crook than the pathetic specimen that heads Sydenham SAPS...

It's quite possible that Spence has already been responsible for hustling more than just a pesky wife off this mortal coil.. It's quite possible that by the time he's finished Just Doing His Job, he could safely be labelled a Serial Killer...
His methods beat the hell out of contract hits, acid baths and undetectable poisons and remain totally unprovable hey Al? You're still practising the Anything for a Laugh approach out there? Going with the recommendations made by each local copshop when choosing your start-up sites? *teeth..

Every now and again I stumble across articles in the Press that give me reason to believe there are still many Good Cops out there.. Nayager ain't one of them fosho, and his most ardent supporter and accolyte, Colin Balliram, is on a slightly lesser scale, a criminal in his own right... *snorts...
He sits silent this morning...
I've no weird stabbing wrist pains nor burning dead hands and I didn't wake in the night with earache or cramps.. I guess he's just practising what he considers caution, as both the Millie sisters and the pressure in my ears tell me he sits alongside me nonetheless... *waves...

Will the Corrupt Mike Sutcliffe's frantic and irresponsible race to get the Project up and running by 2010 lead to a FAIL of massive proportions? Will he brush aside the deaths caused by traffic light failure and potholes as easily as he would have you believe it's safe to stroll along the beachfront? *chokes....
When the brainstorming Meetings first began, was this repulsive little man told that ultimately he was to be the fall-guy? Was he asked outright whether he could handle carrying the can for the inevitable cockups anticipated while the Project is being installed? My bet is that he didn't hesitate in signing on the dotted line.. Another who's greed for power has led to him being the butt of jokes and hatred as is One-Eyed Jack by the man-in-the-street here in the Zone...

I guess voda3g will insist he himself is on the good Team of the Oldboys Network and cornered as I am, I'm not in a position to argue...
How's Shaggy doing these days? The silent Telkom channel Admin on mweb's irc channels some nine or ten years back? Do he and Jannie communicate regularly? What's Feline doing in her middle age? Have you earmarked her for a Controller in her street, and do she and her hubby regularly invade their neighbours ADSL systems? Not yet? I'm jumping the gun? *fascinated...

Young as he is, I guess rpm has been honoured as a member of the Oldboys Network by now... Fed the party line and taught how to selectively choose what's good or bad for the Project..sighs...
I sent him an arb pm last night, but don't anticipate a reply.. He thinks in black and white these days, and seems incapable of seeing the many shades in between...*sad...
What real good he and the Political Science Grad. could have achieved had he chosen a different path, but I guess once he'd bought the carefully conceived spiel from Telkom there was no going back..

It's 4.45am now, and I look out of the window only to see more heavy rain clouds moving up from the south.. Is all this rain going to prove disastrous for the Project or am I just being a rabid doomsayer?
The house fire I spoke of a few blogs back, in Daintree Road, made it to the Press last week.. It sounds very much like the destruction was caused by an electrical fault, but the jury is still out as to whether it was deliberate, or accidentally achieved by another of the laymen so cheerfully given control of the power circuits by Allen Spence...

LATER at 5.08am

I've just been out to feed the birds and I could hear the Wireless Song floating out from the direction of the Senior Boys Hostel.. As I stood on the edge of the lawn throwing bread and rice down for the one-footed hadeda, the sound was abruptly terminated... Surely not on my account el Pollo de Grande?
You're worried that a Human Rights Organisation might just wake up and pay attention? As if!!! Man, you guys are home and dry!
As state-subsidised institutions and Homes across the country are allowing their innocent occupants to be exposed to increased and as yet unproven to be dangerous amounts of EMF and RF, the so-called Human Rights Organisations are obligingly looking the other way... Neato! *projectile vomits...

Have a good one folks! Peace..

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Sunday 13th December 2009 at 6.05pm.