WIND-UP.......

I've a story to tell and it's the Truth. Fact. I figure next I'll give you here a blog I didn't publish. This one should've followed directly on the heels of Mayday. If you're up for it, go re-read Mayday and then this one? *beams....

(begun Sunday 3rd May at 3.55am...)

Ok, joke over. WTF is going on? For the second time in a week I was told yesterday that everything's fine and dandy...*baffled.... That's a wee bit too ambiguous even for me to swallow for starters, and from where I'm standing, pretty much nothing is sorted out at all....*snorts...
A kind gesture on both their parts, but basically meaningless..*grins... It's back to square one in #trivia+ as the bullies came back out to play last night.... I was lagged and lurched to a nonsensical degree as my Controller gave free rein to his feminine side....*lawls...

Yesterday's Mayday offering not to your taste Bali? You've worked so hard over the past 10 years to create a persona that just screams CROOK and yet now you're offended? *puzzled... C'mon then, convince me that the theft of your red Rodeo yesterday wasn't a pre-arranged setup if you can? *grins...
It was just after the 'hostage' drama when someone (Sgnt. Khumalo?) said they couldn't understand why your pretty Beemer wasn't taken, as the garage door had as usual been left wide open and the keys had been lying right there on the diningroom table...*curious...

On this latest occasion, the robbers broke open the front door and helped themselves to the keys for the red truck and then left, though I'm guessing the Beemer keys were lying there as well.... Was your new maid hunted down and dragged off to Dodge City? Was she taken to her home and humiliated in front of her neighbours as was little Penny? If not, why not? I can smell Rotten Apples a mile off here.....*winks...
Just another 'we'll make you look like an innocent victim' scenario from the Studio at Dodge City..... *cackles...

You want to give serious consideration to changing the crowd you run with dude, as they inevitably choose the strangest means of showing you their support....*screams with laughter... It's 4.20am now and the Twins have begun freaking out on the front deck. I've not been outside yet but have to guess it's the new echo effect that delights them so? *grins..

LATER AT 5.00am...

And so it was...*beams... They have to be standing in a specific spot on the deck for it to work, but it's magic! *laughing... both Nobby and fat Sophie have figured it out and don't move a muscle, but the Twins still find it a novel pastime for the moment....*grins...

Did I ever ask you what THIS is? I noticed them some months back but couldn't figure out their purpose.... Fred the Accountant's Wendyhouse with its signal-enhancing paintwork, now sports THESE two green pipes angled from the roof back to point at the main house.... Aerials? *interested... They serve a similar function to THIS one on the roof over the toddler's dorms at the mini-basestation that is St. Theresa's?

I see our Crooked Town Clerk made the front page of the Independent on Saturday yesterday *grins... Did he agree in advance to be the fallguy for this minor diversion, or was it a genuine surprise when his squashed speeding fine was 'discovered'? It's sure to earn him brownie points with all the other officials who bribe or talk their way out of similar fines and proves that he's just one of the guys right? *winks...
With so much justifiable vitriol aimed in his direction, this latest accusation won't bother him one little bit, while it creates a neat diversion from the unlawful practises surrounding the Muni Wireless/Broadband Network.

Is it so difficult to imagine? That it's now possible to remotely activate handsets to act as some sort of Speakerphone device without the users knowledge? Can this be done using your home PC setup as well? You use VOICE anyways, but would you notice if it was activated without your knowledge? Is this a fairly recently discovered innovation and the piece de resistance of the Information Theft Project as I suspect? *grins...
Shrugged off as a laughably crazy suggestion by you all, I would argue that were you to draw the attention of the scurvy PTB involved, the means to eavesdrop on your everyday conversations in your own home would up the ante in the crooks/monitors favour immeasurably....

As my own Controller has so often demonstrated, a remark made aloud that you are going to phone someone in particular can lead to that number being swiftly blocked....*laughs... In my Masters case he uses his powers purely for malicious enjoyment, but consider if you will that your say, Councillor, is attempting to make headway on a problem concerning a constituent... How every phone number he dials fails to connect him to the number required until he gives up in disgust.... Eh! I struggle mightily to get you to see how vital this new VOICE option is to the crooks running this Project... *shrugs..
And alas, you continue to insist that I'm a one-off to your cost....*mutters...

LATER AT 9.10am...

Second-guessing myself is an artform I practise constantly.... I've been grudgingly allowed for the past two weeks or so, to play unmolested in efnets #trivia+ channel, albeit with nauseating lag...
That option came to an abrupt end last night after publishing the Mayday blog. *snorts... Could it be that my Master was so pissed off at the sudden kindness being afforded me in trivia, he ARRANGED for the extremely dodgy theft of his truck, knowing that I would blog it as I did? Am I that predictable? *falls down choking....
The ongoing backlash from his peers online when I suggested that the 'hostage' drama last year had been an engineered exercise of spite against Penny, and a means to milk their Insurance Company, achieved what none of my other blogs managed to do....*grins..

If Colin Balliram felt his chommies online were now cooling off and needed to be stirred up again, what better way than by yesterday's theatrical production?
There was never any doubt that it would provide delicious fodder for my blog and the phone call made to Basil was the cherry on the top? Like a sheep I did exactly as he knew I would... And like sheep so did his online buddies again take umbrage at the Truth told... Their flagging interest rekindled and justified, to again egg him on to greater feats of punishment...*chokes..

I'm sitting here writing with a totally bemused grin on my face.... I've just attempted to access the efnet channel and find he's reverted to the old screen freeze chestnut...
Unplug and begin again, this time to get a 'Can't find google server' Error message...*beams...
The GameWrecker had his screen frozen when he tried to open another game which he enjoys...
Who is it that is that short on grey matter they continue to support this Idiot? Stand up and be seen for what you are? *looks at voda3g in wonder.... You still claim ignorance of the situation?
What's done is done and irreversible? My assumption that the entire Zone was given to Tweedledumb and Barnabas along with their prized Lackey to do with as these perverts pleased was correct? Man, it certainly looks that way....*shrieks...

While irritating Jannie won't help my case in any way, it sure makes me feel happier pointing out there is no way he's unaware of what's going on.
He knows well that entire power circuits are being put into the hands of the unqualified to run. That properties throughout the country are being stealthily accessed to be upgraded to enhance the monitoring...(as has happened to my Good Neighbour). That water systems are being fouled constantly in the name of the Muni Wireless/Broadband Network, and that the man-in-the-street is now vulnerable to ongoing attacks by the Seriously Corrupt who answer to the ShaikBoyz..

Easily defamed and derided (often aided by my own moronic attempts at screaming for aid) my voice is but an amusing squeak in a country where the greedy now feast on stolen information... How many policemen who were making headway in their investigations will be shot dead before you begin to realise how much simpler it now is for the Corrupt to have their 'problems' taken out permanently? *sighs..

Set up the heist and make sure the cop you want removed is ordered to attend the scene? My word, my very own Controller shows daily the ease with which a dissenter can now be manipulated, so why would contracted hits not be as simple to organise? I choose to continue telling it like it is, despite the Foul King's reversion to extreme bullying....*shows Bali its wrinkled finger.... Your not so obedient servant, sir.....

Peace julle...

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Finally published Sunday 10th May 2009 at 1.47pm.

TALKING TO THE HAND.....

(begun Saturday 9th May at 5.15am....)

If this blog is supposedly my therapy, and writing obsessively and repetitively of my thoughts and experiences is going to rid me of the Stockholm Syndrome, it's taking its time.... *sighs..

Paranoia? An abnormal fear of imagined dangers is how I interpret that... Though I often refer to myself as paranoid it's a bit of a misnomer.... It's not like I'm afraid of all the stuff I tell you about here... Au contraire - it distracts me neatly from my real fears... Fears that I figure your average 60+ sweats over quite frequently....

I fear that karma will take the GameWrecker before me, or that I will have a stroke and become a burden, that my children will become victims of some nameless crime... Pretty arb stuff hey? Senile Dementia? How the heck would I tell if I hit that slippery slope? *shrieks...

Sometime during the night the glorious full moon became obscured behind a thick bank of cloud and it's finally begun to rain heavily as I write....
There was a function right next to St Theresa's little church last night, and the DJ had his sound system rocking the rafters early on... Some truly appalling rap and hip-hop but otherwise pretty inoffensive stuff....*grins.
They were still at it after 1.00am this morning and hopefully the older Sisters will be granted special dispensation to have a lie-in and recover....

Do you not wonder why I continue to address voda3g on the matter of the Information Theft Project, or do you merely brush this aside as further proof of my sheer lunacy?
Despite that the temperature has fallen over in mybroadband, to freezing point, do I back off? *grins..
I concede that the name changes of so many of the regular posters and the need for some to bear more than one nick has me looking at them askance.... Though it would be arrogant of me to think I played any part in this odd practise....*cackles...

LATER at 6.00pm..

Though I'm well aware of the recently posted grumbles on problems with google loading, I forget for the moment who the OP was..... A friend of the Captain of Bravery and Heroism? Or are they genuine problems the Captain uses in typical opportunistic fashion? *winks...

I typed out the latest CPF Minutes offline at midday and for once, without the usual misbehaviour from Word. *beams... I connected and was given the now regular Address Not Found. Firefox can't find the Server at google.com... I pulled the two modem plugs out, replaced them and tried again, this time with success.... I sent the Minutes through via gmail and shut down...

This evening, (No! Wake up dammit! This IS interesting!) I booted up at 5.38pm and connected via WAN Miniport PPPOE and sure enough got the Firefox can't find server at google error message... At the same time I was attempting all this, I could hear my Master's remote chirruping wildly next door and turning round, saw that he'd blacked out the TV screen as well... *falls over screaming.... I pulled the plugs right back to the wall socket and tried again to no avail. She connects to the Internet just fine, but no server...Hmmm... It remains to be seen whether we have a picture on the TV when I can get round to it...*shrugs..
Despite the heavy rain on and off all day, our lights haven't dipped visibly at all....*impressed...

The TV, apart from one genuine pixillated breakup has given no problems either until now... Tell me Bali? Why the excessive remote chirrups at the same time as the TV screen going black and no Server found on the PC? Did you have a truly ghastly boring day and this demonstration comforts you a little? *curious... I suspect there's nothing cheers you up more than a neat bit of bullying right? *cackles....
Were the Courageous Pair to insist our sudden problems were not of their doing but due to the weather, I would hope you see their words for the crud they surely are...*shrugs...

My Controller is peeved and the best way to let me know, is of course via our power supply... In my ongoing efforts to enlighten you, I've certainly managed to provoke this unstable creature into revealing the full extent of his capabilities...*grins..

How much less will it take to provoke YOUR Controller? A careless remark overheard as he listens to your landline? An sms sent to a friend that he found offensive? Something you wrote in a private email perhaps? When your problems begin, you won't have a clue what's causing them and your audible dismay will be enjoyed to the hilt should your Controller choose to activate the VOICE monitoring option...

All these delicious techno-possibilities will not have been mentioned in the sales pitch made to industrial giants and politicians alike by the Whisperer and his boeties....
The contempt and derision with which your average non-technical user is regarded, ensures that each and every Controller will at some point abuse the power given them by the Officials running the Muni Wireless/Broadband Network... Many of whom include the Balliram's friends and relatives...*vomits at the sheer scale of corruption.... As you may imagine, this Project has boosted the Jobs for Pals opportunities to unbelievable levels....

SUNDAY 10th MAY at 4.00am....

The GameWrecker arrived back home not long after Bali's pitiful power play and our Yellow Network Admin allowed him to load google on the first attempt...*roffels... Having reset the TV, it also gave no more problems for the evening... That is, until 8.45pm when the entire neighbourhood was plunged into darkness! *falls over laughing...

Clearly Captain Courageous thought this act of genius would cover his earlier loss of control....*winks... Allow me then to disappoint him totally by saying the rain all evening had me thinking the Floods had arrived, and its always possible it caused a glitch to our ISP's system...
(the repeated and desperate sounding chirrups from his remote as our TV screen blacked out and, despite the successful internet connection, no server available)... Stretch your imaginations mightily to include the blackout which only lasted until 10.22pm BTW, and we'll give the poor dude the benefit of the doubt shall we? *grins widely.... Not a means to an end powercut after all then? *chokes.... What was I thinking? A rather similar modis operandi to both the hostage drama and the truck theft? You simply can't have too much of a good thing now can you Bali?

It was only a day after the valley had finally been cut and cleared when, on Friday night just after 9.00pm, I'd gone out to see what was agitating the animals... There was a car driving along below Bali's wall, heading up the valley.... After months of impassable overgrown terrain how did the driver know so soon that it was now navigable? *interested..
Did Sabeera arrange for the valley to be cleared for reasons other than it was an eyesore? *cackles... Whatever...

LATER AT 5.20am.....

Every now and then a burst of oddly attractive music floats up the valley and has been, since even before I heaved myself out of bed... It reminds me of erm... an icecream van? UB40 with bongo drums and all? *grins..

If either of the Terrible Twins were to now skid over the edge of the roadside deck into No. 4's yard would they still be safe until Basil put them back over the wall? *curious... It's happened before and poor amiable Jody hasn't touched them....
Things have changed now have they not o Poisonous One?
Back before Basil acquired the red devil car and while he still accompanied me to the shops, I clearly recall his disgust at the price hike on dog pellets bought for Jody.
It appears that he has now taken on Cliff's two big dogs as well....*startled...

Feeding three large dogs must cost a small fortune surely? Will the huge Rottweiler treat whichever Twin may inadvertently fall at it's feet with the same kindness Jody showed them, or will there be a bloodbath? *sighs..
I spell it out here so that Missus C can't claim ignorance AFTER the fact.... *shrugs...

One length of wire mesh on that corner would certainly not break the bank and may well avert a possible tragedy. You're charming SO has done himself irrepairable harm by using his innocent animals for his own bizarre self-gratification... Should either Pepsi or Cola be ripped apart in the near future, may it be recorded that you had the means to easily prevent this.... *beams..

I would hazard that although this particular blog could win a prize for its incoherence, I've been perfectly clear on the added danger that mon Capitano's little animals now face....

Peace....

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Sunday 10th May 2009 at 10.36am...