UNSCATHED.......?

(begun Monday 16th February at 6.30am....)

You must be joking! *shrieks......

It's frankly bizarre how I've been labelled as the Queen of Mean for merely reporting the behaviour of a Loose Cannon, and a Crooked one at that! *grins...

A pattern that's been consistent right back to our ISP Mweb days... What bias coloured the telling and retelling of that tale to land me in such dwang, and how willingly I wore the Cloak of Shame you thrust on me.....*sags...

I took a stand back then in my gibbering monologue written in Outlook Drafts that was read by whoever the Mweb staff chose to allow in to our PC....*shrugs...

In retrospect, my threats regarding the subsequently innocent shrooms and the Dean of UCT was spot on..... Even back then the geeks danced to Bali's tune believing him to be the Cock of the Heap, and the ensuing rage of the entire geek colony came down on my fat head.....*keels over...

That an IDIOT had the nerve to make a stand, let alone one that could have caused more than a few ripples, was unheard of, and Nothing has changed in the years since....*shrugs..

Once the damage was done and Captain Courageous was exposed as the perp causing chaos on our machine, was I truly expected to go quietly? Was it not back then that he openly swore revenge for my cheek? Was it not then that he ran the Toady Show, which culminated in Allen Spence (Now High Priest of All Electrics for Durban) giving Colin Balliram total control over this section of the electricity supply?

I search the Press in vain for pictures of Spence receiving the awards he surely deserves, and yet find nothing...*puzzled... Why so coy Mistuh Spence?

Your contribution in 2004/2005 had some startling results after all.... The work done on the Freeway bridge that I can see from my verandah, when you nailed us all so neatly? Surely a feather in your illustrious cap?

Hang on! No, the cherry on top of your cake would be actually giving control of the power circuit to Tweedledumb and Tweedledee! *awesome!

I bet you spare us no thought at all as you fumblingly repeat the same engineering feats across the land... The others (and there WILL be others) that you strike down on your merry way will never be heard....*shrugs...

Just another diatribe against an honest John doing a day's work?

Did Colin Balliram's IT cred overwhelm your thought processes entirely?

Did you ever get to meet Basil? It would've made it that much easier for you to watch re-runs in your pointed head in the wee hours, of how he fell like a stone twice, due to your engineering skills....*vomits.

mon Capitano can hardly be blamed for that little tour de force, despite that it was probably him cranking up the juice on both occasions...

In your line of current (!) work it's a given that a total lack of conscience is a must, and I bet you fit that bill perfectly....*spits... If fighting tooth and nail here on my blog to get the Truth out there is considered mean, then so be it....

Going by the amount of double-standards your average so-called intellectual employs, I can honestly say I'd rather be a retard... *cackles..

There were no more than a couple of visible dips to our lights last night, but my Master still sticks his grubby fingers into my gmail account..

Though I doubt there is, nor ever has been, an official slip of paper granting anyone permission to control our PC (let alone our effing power supply), I refuse to accept that he needs to degrade our connection when I send mails... Nor do I understand why my mails to the Chairman of our CPF are still blocked.

The error messages I get are at odds with one another... One says that his .org addie's NetMarshall has scanned my mail satisfactorily and not found a problem. Is my addie deliberately set up to appear his end as spam? *curious..

I've no doubt at all that the Captain of Immense Courage assists with the Westville Prison's Internet system along with all the other pies he has his finger into, on behalf of the Rotten Apples... *gags..

Do you consider Carl Niehaus' outing and the doctor caught owing millions in tax revenue to be sufficient to warrant the Information Theft Project? The former, given huge Press coverage, will be touted by the Authors of the Project as a shining example of what monitoring can achieve...

If the same dedicated monitoring could be used on Tweedledumb and Tweedledee and the corrupt Town Clerk and his ilk, I might just begin to be swayed in it's favour...

As that's not going to happen any time soon, you will pardon my continued scepticism....*grins...

Whilst you deny it outwardly, you know that I'm not the only one being treated to the delights of deliberate bucketloads of EMF and damaged assets....

As with Basil, Sue and Penny, this fact is shrugged off lightly as you thunder across the country, neatly removing the right to privacy from most innocent citizens...

Monitoring the public is a sign of the times... Giving control of power lines to unqualified criminals is another matter altogether.

Were the community to genuinely be allowed to work WITH the SAPS, I think there would be startling results. Haul out all the good officers who took early retirement due to the appalling corruption...*looks at Johan.... Weed out the effing crooks and corrupt and.....ag, what am I saying....*sighs..

The good cops that are left will be ground down or eliminated until the entire country dances to the tune of the Shaikboyz, Agliotties and their ilk....*sags...

Did you ever consider giving Hamilton Ngidi the top spot and actually backing him to the hilt? No, because he may have achieved good things, and that's not a part of the Plan? *vomits...

Who is monitoring Schabir's visitors that regularly turn up at Albert Luthuli? Anyone? *shrieks...Or do you so trustingly leave that to my Master?

You're all too busy infesting innocent citizen's lives to pay attention to the BigBoyz?

Will Schabir resume his helpful whispers into the ears of Zuma and other top officials just as soon as he is able, or has he been advising them anyway, albeit from his so-called sickbed? *chokes..

Your relentless catcalls and boos bounce now with ease off my leathery hide as I watch this beautiful country take a carefully engineered nose-dive....

I look out of my window to see the yellow-billed kite perched atop the gumtree, searching for his breakfast.... The Terrible Twins carol cheerfully as they canter about the Masters yard on this damp, grey day....

I was never going to win a prize as Miss Congeniality, and yet nonetheless I am an extremely fortunate toad in so many ways...*beams..

To have witnessed what I consider in my ignorance, so many technological marvels, and to have met so many diverse characters in my 63 years, is a minor miracle....

Peace...

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Monday 16th February 2009 at 9.38am.

NO EXPIRY DATE.....

(begun Sunday 15th February at 4.55am.....)

Who was it that arranged for the Gupta Boys at Sahara to take over our PC? More connections linked to Koobair the Squat? I figure if it was the dudes at MWeb, I should be bloody grateful...*cackles...

I've never denied I was idiotic enough to give them a reason for their monitoring, though it should in theory have taken them a mere couple of days to see I was no threat to the country....*roffels...

May I lay odds there was never an official report tendered at the end of their stay in our computer? When they finally packed it in, our Controller picked up where they left off and zombied us completely....*shrugs...

A nice little deal going on there then? *is embarrassed for George Coetzee and Gary Alexander....They must have realised from the getgo it was nothing more than a vicious vendetta engineered by the Corrupt, but doubtless my demented screams were considered amusing even to them...*blinks..

With the backing of Shaggy (the so-called Telkom heavyweight) I didn't stand a chance....

Tellus voda3g - does Shaggy still frequent the irc channels 'helping out'? Why am I so certain this once-upon-a-time Elvis lookalike is one Pieter Bezuidenhout whose lair was down in Roggebaai?

Has he too moved on to wondrous things? Has he been given a mansion on a mountain side crammed with all the techno gadgets he could wish for? You have to love the tribute to voda3g thread over at mybroadband read yesterday, and I can't help but think he earns the praise he gets....*grins..

What was MidnightWizard's nick before, and why has he bobbed up out of the woodwork so suddenly? *winks... Another sent to encourage me to gibber aloud on the forum? I guess if I don't rise to the bait he will soon lose interest ...*shrugs..

Tis here after all, that I share my guesses and assumptions, though admittedly I will take any opportunity to give Colin Balliram the recognition he so desperately craves, even out there on the forums....*cackles...

Later

A cool, damp wind blows through the valley this morning as I wonder idly whether the Head Honcho at Dodge City ever in his life sent anyone red roses on Valentine's Day....

Ja, I know it requires an enormous stretch of the imagination, but who knows? *winks and waits...

I finished reading Six Suspects by Vikas Swarup yesterday and am shattered to find that's it.... *glum... Though I'm still waiting for a copy of Q & A, I'd hoped there would be more than just the two books. I highly recommend the former anyways, and am sure you will understand why I particularly enjoyed this story once you've read it....

Will our little CPF ultimately be attended by only non-Chosen members of the community? Utterly bewildered by the lack of support from their neighbours who were once staunch attendees? *curious...

It's clearly deemed a futile exercise to waste an evening in our midst when you could be ferreting about in your neighbours private affairs? *snorts...

Besides, once you've had the nod from the Chief, it's unlikely that crime will affect you? *falls on over...

Not necessarily true hey.... Every now and then an example will be made, whether from the ranks of the Blessed or not.... Just for appearance sake you understand? *grins...

How will they choose who is due for a smack? Perchance some random derisive remark overheard while your home VOIP option has been live, unbeknownst to you? Your name will be noted and punishment exacted at some point... Their revenge has no expiry date after all..... *laughing...

What about the good ex-cop sitting up there so close to Dodge City? Was he bowled over by the Anti-Crime Project? How was he persuaded to believe that the Corrupt wouldn't run rampant given all this amazing technology? Is he aware that his private conversations can be heard, should those on the Hill wish to activate his system? *curious..

How swiftly did the young Police Reservist scuttle off and disappear from our midst when he heard I was a supposed cop-hater..... *keels over....

He sits now himself, surrounded by Chosen who are encouraged to access his internet connection, and his home is as accessible to the Corrupt as any are in that Crescent.... *grins..

If the Beast's droogs haven't been able to access your home by dropping your fixed line, it's been fairly simple to use other means... My Good neighbour's geyser was destroyed for this very purpose...*shrugs.... The devices now touted by so many of the telecoms companys will all have the means to activate your home to VOIP mode via the control of your powersupply... A laughable suggestion? *shrugs..

May you enjoy the Controller chosen to monitor your home as much as I do mine...*lawls..

We were permitted to watch the TV last night, and not a dip did I notice to our lights... Can our Network Administrator add bipolar disorder to his other psychological defects or is it merely the Sweeper advocating caution?

I guess many of my assertions on the RabidChicken's daily behaviour come as news to her, as she struggles to hold on to her job and run a household as well... Does she still think she can change him for the better? *fascinated... A thankless task indeed.....

There was always going to be a price to pay for quite so much malicious enjoyment Missus C.....*sighs....

However unpleasant my persona, tis a joke that this fine pair of Snake-oil Salesmen were considered worthy of being both my judge and executioner....*cackles...

I can't deny I am indebted to the Poison Prince in many ways, but his own lack of spiritual progess is a great disappointment nonetheless...*grins.... As long as the close partnership between Tweedledumb and Tweedledee exists, my Master is doomed to remain no more than a mean-spirited and irresponsible idiot...

One of thousands who will ultimately be installed country-wide to ensure that you toe the line... A happy thought hey? *beams..

Later

Just after 8.00am our Controller cranked up the system wildly, and my teeth began to ache and feel as though the nerves endings were exposed... My ears were squeezed with pressure and I went deaf. No amount of swallowing hard improved the situation...*applauds.... He now has so many ways in which to vent his spleen, it must be hard for him to choose....*grins...

9.45am

My ears now whine when I turn my head....*laughing... The Muni road Works are here, and busy below Sue the Book's house in the road.... Twill be interesting to see how long today's patch lasts....

The sinkholes outside No. 16 and 18 are growing by the day, and the manhole in the road outside the Blind Home is also dropping down at an alarming rate...

There's just too much deliberately wasted water running everywhere, above and below ground, now that the cabling is being pushed through the water lines and it's degrading road surfaces wherever you go...

You'll just have to keep reminding me that it's all ultimately for the Greater Good, though even your staunchest allies must be having second thoughts by now...

Later 10.30am

Erratic electrical interference now on the TV screen and a nasty whack ten minutes ago, clearly describe the Master's mood of the day.... His feminine side shrieks temperamental and moody, and guess who is going to pay? No prizes for answering that one! *winks...

Peace julle...

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Sunday 15th February 2009 at 11.19am.