A FLASH OF INSIGHT....
(begun Wednesday 8th July at 6.45am....)
You'd have to know the pipe's diameter and the amount of pressure used, to begin to ascertain the huge volume of water run off by the driver of THIS vehicle during the hour it spent under the gumtrees yesterday... He arrives fairly regularly once or twice a month to deliberately waste a resource that is reportedly rapidly becoming a cause for concern.... *gags..
Is there none among you with the balls to bypass the newly erected poles and chain to obtain photographic proof of my claims? Just kidding! Your fear and resulting reticence is fully understandable.... *grins...
You can bet that our Controller enjoyed a sniggeringly girlish moment as I finally figured out he'd jammed the motion sensor lights on our garage to run as SE's...*cackles... Faulty lights be damned! So I trudged again down to the storeroom and pulled the plug to break the connection... Re-inserted the plug, staggered back up the stairs, and the lights are once again activated! Gezunkelnutz! *sighs... As it's broad daylight and even my Good Neighbour's stunning new SE went out simultaneously with our streetlight (winks) there's no reason for our garage light to be on unless Bali is amusing himself again...*cackles...
Tips on energy saving? ? You begin to fathom why I find such twak nausea inducing? Could you swear that your outdoor lights similar to ours are not activated once you've left for the office? Used to promote the all-important signal for the Muni's Information Theft Project? You couldn't and you know it... *grins...
I obligingly tottered back down to the storeroom and pulled the plug and left it out, no doubt amusing the Chickenman even further...*shrugs...
LATER at 12.45pm
I stood some twenty minutes ago in the courtyard, trying to imagine myself briefly, behind the Pervert's laptop screen.... A pinhead sized camera attached somewhere on his satellite dish? If so, he would need a second camera to pick up anyone going down our verandah stairs to the garden.. Hmm.... Why does he so obviously have problems gauging my distance from the dividing wall before he hits the house alarm?
A juicy puzzle indeed...*cackles...
What is tall, grey, skinny and all-seeing? What appears to rise behind Bali's roof at both the back and front of my house? Why, that would be the Mothership of course...*chokes..
The enormous and stunning overheads that sit on the traffic island between the freeway and the Crescent and don't miss a thing...*cackles... Did I not blog ages ago that the glass face/cover of the light nearest us had been removed? I swear I did. Course, I had no idea why, but found it curious enough to remark on at the time..
May I now suggest that it's removal was to facilitate a camera? Tucked in under the shadow of the cowling, it's almost impossible to see exactly what, if any device has been added.. If indeed it is a camera, and not a small almost invisible one at that, it would clearly explain how I've known for ages that movement from both the back and front of my home is monitored...*grins delightedly...
THIS is the view of the Mothership from my courtyard and THIS is the view from my front verandah...*falls over...
*a bored rich kid has just arrived across the valley on a seriously tweaked quadbike. A kid who is going to have hearing impairment problems before he's much older.... I remember caring nothing for doom-laden warnings at that age....*cackles and goes off to fetch the Muffles....*
If the Mothership is the bearer of the all-seeing eye, it would cover the deadpan and earnest denials by the Oily Pair of the existence of a camera on their property or on the streetlights..*falls over... Though, knowing mon Capitano's penchant for overkill, he probably has his own backups as well...
At that distance it would explain the fumbling errors with the house alarm constantly being activated too early....What it wouldn't explain are the lies trotted out regarding the theft of the beat-up Uno from out of Sue the Book's yard..*teeth...
You are aware that my Master's control extends to a section of the freeway lights and most definitely includes the Mothership...*shrugs... If that IS a camera hooked under the empty cowling, whyTF is it pointing up the Crescent and not at the traffic? Ask a stupid question? Will the Courageous Couple's feet now become a blur as they back-pedal frantically?
Do you really and truly believe that Colin Balliram wasn't watching on his monitor as the kid's old Uno was rolled down the drive to disappear forever from No. 5?
It's been a while now since Jannie started paying more than just a derisive glance in my direction has it not? The Oldboys Network had to allow the employment of the Truly Corrupt as Controllers... Only the out-and-out Rotten would delight in listening in to private conversations and actually enjoying it... *shrugs..
Was the now Orangeman fully aware of the DEGREE of corruption they've harnessed here in the Zone? *fascinated... Did they know from the outset of Dodge City's involvement with the SBV Heist and of Koobair's partnership with Barnabas?
I of course use the term harness loosely, as its blindingly obvious the Abuser and his Lackey have been given carte blanche to increase their criminal activities at will..*snorts...
I would also suggest that it's now quite possible to see/watch every house breakin, hijacking and mugging that takes place here in the Zone, and even easier for these crimes to be 'arranged'..
Are the Authors of the Project (yourself included, Janneman) aliens? Or just cold-hearted SOB's that view not just this deserving toad, but the entire community of the Zone as collective guinea-pigs, including the inevitable sacrificial blunder here and there? *projectile vomits...
Thursday 9th July at 5.45am..
The Lout of my Life without a doubt saw me as I stood in my courtyard yesterday studying the Mothership with the aid of my binoculars...*shrieks..
It's likely he also watched as I set up the little tripod and updated my pictures from my front steps...
It's interesting to wonder whether my epiphany caused amusement or consternation in the Camp of the Crooked. Do they now swiftly turn to page 202 of the Liars Manual and trot out some BS regarding a camera hidden in the Mothership?
Many of you will have seen the cameras atop the pole at the Cato Crest/Bellair Road intersection and know how little they've helped combat the regular smash and grabs at the traffic lights... Study them next time you're down that way and see if they are trained on the trouble-spot or elsewhere...
There's another very visible camera as you take the fly-off at Tollgate Bridge from the Freeway heading into town... The camera deliberately hidden in the shadow of the Motherships empty cowling has little or nothing to do with traffic flow...*pukes...
The silver-tongued Pooper Scooper has had since yesterday midday to figure out a plausible story to sell you and believe me, it will be a good one...*mirth... Now - can I find an overhead that watches Hugo Road or Sparks Road residents as well? I must re-adjust my severely limited thought processes here....*grinning ... Think bigger and higher ja....
Is there another camera fitted to the opposite side of the Mothership that monitors Mayville and Piedmont Road? Could my Master have seen young Baron discovering the girl's body on that dark morning across the Freeway? It would appear that the Fair Carol is aware of these overhead cameras as well, and quite possibly the reason for her hasty and odd calls to our ex-Chair and the journo when the body was discovered by her son...
Have a great day...
Peace..
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Thursday 9th July 2009 at 4.27pm.
