VERLOOR MET VERTALING.....
(begun Sunday 14th June at 5.30am...)
How shall I know him? Despite having spent time enjoying the Meet pictures, I'm notoriously forgetful, and found his appearance unremarkable... (A definite plus in his line of work?) Were he to drive by and toss a frangelica bottle at my feet, would the penny drop? *grins... Tata alweer ma chance ouboet?
Heading east, could at a stretch be a euphamism for Little Calcutta...*falls over laughing ...You can tell that I'm not particular from whence comes my knight in shining armour? That after all these years shackled to my very own Abuser, I still have hope?
Were my Saviour to come from the belly of the Beast itself would I care? You're kidding me again! *guffaws...
Do you not marvel that despite all that I've endured, my imagination hasn't dimmed at all?
Neither my unfortunate Controller nor I had any inkling of the incredible staying power of this dim-witted mind when he set out to break me...*chortles...
That I am no more than your average man-in-the-street, should give the PTB pause for thought in their scramble to control the masses...*blinks..
There are many like me, whose thoughts you will never harness and control despite your best efforts.... *coughs....
I remember asking Wayne von Bart (sp) here on the blog for a lake to be created in the valley..(much along the lines of the one in Randles road?) but unsurprisingly he didn't get back to me...*grins.. Not viable? Then how's about making the horseyard a D'moss Zone? Come now, you've invested so much time and effort in the enormous and regular water shedding taking place here, surely you could make this an official no-go area for further development? A place where the mongoose can trundle about safely and the giant heron stalk about freely... Where the small colony of rosy-faced parakeets can wheel and shriek in freedom? Where, were the Parks droogs to lazily set fires, they would be beaten out within minutes? (and the droogs along with the fires!) *snorts..
The Corrupt eye the land greedily and could sell it five times over tomorrow...*shrugs.. OTOH what a coup it would be for the Greens to save this tiny lung hidden away among the mass destruction caused by the Information Theft Project... A thought? *coughs relentlessly...
LATER at 7.10am...
I've just been up to fetch the Sunday paper from the driveway.
Were I to ask him, my maddeningly riddled-with-commonsense SO would insist there's no magic involved in my pre-empting headlines by a few days.. He would argue that it's just a deduction made on earlier press releases read... Bah!
We're both well aware that logic plays no part in my makeup at all, are we not Dear Reader? *winks...
So it's heads down chutes in abundance on the front page of the Sunday Times today..*laughs insanely.... A mass outing of the more stupidly corrupt will go a long way to enhancing the sales pitch of the Big Brother Information Theft Project to those who may still be dragging their feet?
As the only true guinea-pig whose voice tis likely you will ever hear, I can only repeat again and again that great hanks of wool are being dragged down over your eyes! The Good Controllers are too few and far between and are being utilised to make an example of these foolishly greedy officials...
While it appears to be a tour de force on paper, you surely must realise that the rot will continue unabated and that our Justice system is hanging by a thread that's due to snap at any minute under the load?
I'm literally grinding my yellowed stumps in frustration at your inability to grasp your own vulnerability... Who is to say that your house alarm won't simply be de-activated by your Street Controller tomorrow, and a band of invited thugs enter your property? Who is to say that you've possibly offended your local Rotten Apples in some tiny way for them to ensure you and your family are home when these thugs are granted easy access? More scare-mongering and far-fetched BS? You think? After all I've told you of the standard operating procedures employed in the past by Koobair the Squat and now the new improved and upgraded methods used by the Abuser and his Fetid Fruit?
Your Station is Clean? *looks at Manuel.... You think you've isolated the Rotten Apples among your men and can control them? Seriously? I look at some of the great guys that work out of Dodge City and I KNOW they will follow orders or risk losing their jobs and possibly their lives...*sighs..
You can't control the relationships that will occur between Street Controllers and the Seriously Wikked... The Good are simply too thin on the ground...*shrugs...
I was heading out of Cullingworth a couple of days back and when I reached Jan Smuts I swear I saw a Telkom bakkie driven by a face that adorns my albums... Was that really you Devan? *waves delightedly to Devan Pillay of Telkom Overport... One of a band of the very earliest Toad Tormentors, but a sweetie nonetheless...*grins...
A word of caution to my Network Admin. I've outed you and your chommies on the matter of the Kapersky fiasco and will happily out you on your many electronic devices, cameras included, should you forget to have them moved frequently...*shrieks with laughter... Twould be a miracle were I to lay my hands on irrefutable proof of your unhealthy surveillance..
Even so, little would come of such a find...*shrugs...
My pictures of the activated silver bands wrapped round the fibre cabling on the streetlight poles says it all...*cackles... You slipped up and my nose is twitching bigtime! *bolt-eyed...
LATER at 8.30am..
The GW and I were just speculating aloud as to the sunroof on Missus C's Merc being left open overnight where it's parked facing us at the foot of their driveway... Almost immediately, all our houselights began dipping wildly....*grins...
Does my Network Admin truly think he can bat for both Teams and get away with it?
While the OldBoys Network may outwardly treat Bali with the reverence and awe he feels he merits, it's hoped that many of my revelations on this goonda of note have woken Jannie and his colleagues into actively paying more attention to our Controller's astonishingly peurile behaviour..
Does Captain Courageous insist that his dealings with Earl Barnabas are ultimately to glean sufficient information to put the guy behind bars? Is this the same line adopted by the Abuser heading Dodge City? *screams with laughter....
Allowing our phone to be a shared conference line with both young Baron and One-eyed Jack at the Station shows a somewhat cozier relationship than lining up these druglords with a view to locking them up permanently..
Who really owns 66 Rippon Crescent? Yes, it's important, and I'm betting the deal involves Earl Michael Barnabas however much the waters have been muddied...*grins..
Who has the upper hand here in the Zone? The Beast and its OldBoys Network, or the Shaikboyz and the likes of Barnabas and the Abuser? My guess is that Schabir and Mo hold all the cards needed for the moment....*shrugs...
LATER at 5.35pm
The skies cleared and by mid-morning it was a glorious day.
A dog's endless barking had me finally going up to the road to see all THESE vehicles and wekkers busy outside No. 18... You care to take a flyer at how much has been spent on this section of the Crescent so far?
Once again we have THIS Muni Water truck while THESE two vehicles are electrical contractors...(read Muni in disguise).
As they dig, so they climb, and you can clearly see the ladder up against Sabeera's streetlight pole HERE..
If you could give me a good reason for this lot waiting till the weekend to get the job done, I'd be willing to listen? Cynic that I am, I figure it's the weekend overtime rates that appeals and no other reason... Wake up dudes!
I'm ratting on you happily.... The trend to wait till the weekend and to then double your charges for overtime deserves to be highlighted here....*gags...
As we are very often the recipients of either no water, a trickle of water, foul-smelling water, odd-tasting water, or mud-coloured water, I guess I'm entitled to point out the fumbling slackers and scream....... Where are the qualified Engineers when we need them?!! *falls over foaming....
Peace...
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Sunday 14th June 2009 at 6.33pm.
