Sunday, December 21, 2008

LET'S DRINK ANOTHER ROUND TO.........
(begun Sunday 21st December at 5.05am.....)
An unusually discreet Wireless Song was still buzzing quietly from out of the Recreation Centre until just before 5.00am.... there's very little to distract from it this morning.... *winks at her Master....
Sweat beads my wrinkled brow suddenly as I sit here at the desk and watch the ring-necked doves jostling for a place on the birdtray....*looks at the Foul King...
How are the fortunate recipients of the zinc HellBoxes coping? Whose grim sense of humour was it that led to Muni officials handing out these slow cookers as temporary shelters?
More to the point - which company was blessed with the contract,and who exactly sits on it's Board of Directors?
I'm thinking the answer to that,would provide a clue as to why this inhuman solution now being provided for the homeless, was ever considered at all....*vomits..
Does the Billionaire Metro cop's wife count the Zinc Hellbox Factory among her lucrative business assets? *baffled...
How weird are the ways of the world... I'd pretty much reverted and sunk into the Slough of Despond with no hope of rescue by yesterday morning, when without any expectations I was thrown a life-line...*beams...
While it certainly doesn't negate the problems that lie ahead with this latest clash of personalities, it's reminded me that I can no longer blame myself for every crisis that occurs....*grins....
That the Architect was prepared to donate his time, worth a considerable amount of loot in the long run, is to be commended....
One can only hope that on a development costing up to R30mil, he will ultimately recover his expenditure a hundred-fold...*winks..
Unless the Architect has an agenda that wasn't mentioned in his Proposal, I would suggest that he set aside his frustration and irritation at dealing with a less-than-highpowered, but nonetheless honest and committed, band of CPF members....
Members who, despite the impressive financial figures bandied about, are ultimately concerned that this development will be to the benefit of the Community.
If the Architect is genuinely committed to assisting the people, he will lock Mistuh Hyde away in a closet and leave him there...
If my words simply serve to enrage his alter-ego further, so be it...*shrugs...
I'm tempted to suggest that the Architect may find the Bonela CPF more appreciative of his favours, though I can't imagine why...*laughing...
But no, the loss of the Architect's good will and patronage to our humble CPF, would be immeasurable, and I'm thinking that once he gets to know us, we could turn that frown upside down! *cackles..
Unlike my fellow forum members, I don't believe our letter of support for the land development is worth squat in this instance...*grins..
The Authors of the Information Theft Project will make the final decision based on which proposal will be of the most benefit to the Beast....That's the bottom line....*shrugs..
So, whatever the outcome, I urge the Architect to overcome his misgivings and see us for what we really are. Good people. He may even care to regard this as a test of his true ambitions?
Later
My Massa has coped admirably with his handsitting exercise today... So far, he has restricted himself to blanking out our TV screen only once.... So far......*winks...
A foray into #trivia at midday netted me a classic.... 'Why don't you kill yourself for Christmas' chirped Jude the Unfortunate...*cackles.... Despite his unbridled crass behaviour he remains the only one bold enough to say what so many still feel.... I guess the majority of players are as offended by my presence as ever....
For them to have to even contemplate for a second that their Pillar of IRC Internetz is no more than a cheap thug, has caused more than a few of his adoring admirers to melt-down totally....*shrieks...
Two rather unusual and fairly new structures have appeared on Jan Hofmyer Road in Westville since last I was there..
Sited at the top of the hill where the road takes a left across the bridge to the Pavillion, or continues down to Blair Athol Road, are two new manholes...
Not your run-of-the-mill, set flush in the pavement style, but raised like a solid square brick chimney in both cases....and only a few hundred yards apart...*fascinated...
Judging from the rivers of water allowed to frequently stream back down the road here and this control streetlight so often active during daylight hours, this particular point must be of some importance....
If this astonishing Information Theft Project is legal and above-board, why then cloak it in such secrecy? Why have so many of the Chosen been told to watch their tongues? Do the Chosen all believe it is being initiated purely to catch tax dodgers? Surely not! *falls over...
Is it the Truth? Is it Fair to all concerned? Will it build goodwill and better friendships? Will it be beneficial to all concerned? *rolls laughing on the floor...
Are you raving mad? The Truth? The truth of the horrendous pollution to the harbour and beachfront caused by the cockups made with the cabling? *looks at the Wikked Town Clerk and his 4foot long proboscis.....
Is it fair to all concerned? You might ask the grateful recipients of the Zinc Slow Cookers that question come January, when the average temperature soars to 35 degrees + !
Will it build goodwill and better friendships? With neighbour deliberately encouraged to spy on neighbour? What do you think?
Is it beneficial to all concerned? Hell no! The already seriously wealthy and amoral (sp) will rake in more mega-bucks, while the man in the street will lose what he prizes most... His right to privacy...*vomits and looks at Allen Spence..
The Community Service award was more useful than I'd thought...*curtseys.... I use it to highlight the sheer hypocrisy of the Rotten Apples and their Masters when it comes to giving a shit about the people they profess to serve....*cackles...
The Rotary Club of Reservoir Hills FFS! Where on earth were those forms dug out from? Were the ex-Chair of the CPF Motherbody and his lovely wife consulted on their use? Do they have a clue at how vulnerable they and their area have become? *grim...
I would anticipate a wave of organised crime to hit them sooner rather than later, as they are somewhat less than the flavour of the month to put it mildly....
The grinning Mentor and his equally abusive and bullying Crackerjack have the deck stacked totally in their favour....
The Power put into Colin Balliram's grubby hands is not restricted to spiteful blackouts and frying our assets... It never was...
Drop by for a word with Sue the Book why don't you? Chat to little Penny for five minutes, or check Basil's medical records and ask how often he has to make his way down to Addington to collect medication he shouldn't be needing....
Jesus, Joseph and Mary you people are remarkable in your dedicated self-absorbtion (sp) and refusal to see the truth! *shrieks...
You expect me to grovel gratefully that my Master has somehow decided, or been persuaded, to behave in a slightly more responsible manner? *pukes... Who will verify this? Me?
*rubs it's cooked eyes....
As the only one in the Zone in a position to tell you what is REALLY taking place under your very noses, while you in turn find me hilariously over-imaginitive and a liar to boot? Pfftt...
How can you know for sure my Master is not venting his uncontrollable rage on others here in the Zone as we speak? You have his word on it? *collapses laughing...
I grant you this Crooked Duo have a sizeable and willing Damage Control Army despite which, if your brain were half the size you fondly imagine it to be, you'd have figured out that every word I tell you of the scurrilous Information theft Project is the truth.... I'm betting that similar schemes are being instituted world-wide as I write, but hopefully on a more civilised scale....
To have given the reins and control over innocent citizens lives to Druglords, Molestors and cowardly criminals such as my own dear Network Administrator shows an amazing lack of foresight or just plain animal greed.....
Let's drink another round to the likes of Allen Spence and His Masters shall we?
Peace julle...
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Sunday 21st December 2008 at 4.30pm.