Sunday, December 28, 2008

A BLOGGABLE OFFENCE.......
(begun Sunday 28th December at 11.40am....)
I wasn't supposed to see the young guy as he hastily beat a retreat through the long wet grass below the Chicken Run.... A glimpse was all it took though....*grins...
Baron or one of his mates doing my Controller a favour? *curious...
I'd gone outside to see why young Cola sounded quite so frantic on the front deck, and when he didn't calm down, I fetched the little ladder and looked over into the valley in time to see the visitor heading swiftly down towards Khaled's place on the Highway...
The cause of Cola's anxiety sat almost covered by the undergrowth at the foot of Bali's valley wall... WTF? That is a moer se drop and Pepsi wasn't even limping, so was she 'assisted' down into the valley, or did she once again just get lucky after being pushed?
What did the Fowl King hope to achieve? I made a hole under our wall and finally Pepsi crawled through to safety.... Another major FAIL o Maestro Mine? You're making a habit of it lately...*spits...
It's midday and the SE at the top of his drive is still active, as is the one outside his kid's room, as is der Bunker valley SE...No shortage of power there then? Oh, I forgot - we had a two hour blackout just the other day, to recoup the Poison Prince's greedy over-usage....*shrugs...
Did you fondly imagine the Massa gives a toss that you are aware he deliberately abuses his animals? Not a chance! Missus C will have tried to explain to him that many are inclined to be repelled at such blatant behaviour, but today's stunt proves that kindness or indeed any care at all towards his beasts, is not a concept he's familiar with....*shrugs and braces itself for the now familiar squawk of injured innocence...
I simply know you too well o Lout of my Life.... The little dog dropped into the valley was in reply to my blog was it not? Whether you sit up on the Hill bathing in the adulation of your fellow Rotten Apples, or skulk in der Bunker with the DeathDealer or smartphone, it matters not...
Pepsi's latest perilous adventure has your signature all over it...*vomits.... I read just yesterday that a pile of assorted rubble and debris will attract snakes and I study the heap tipped over your deck into the valley, as it grows and grows....*laughing..
Personally I find snakes to be beautiful creatures to be admired and if possible, left to go about their business...
As you are so keen to encourage them, I must assume you feel the same way? *grins..
I've already blogged recently of the stunning bushsnake draped gracefully over the corrugated ASBESTOS roof of der Bunker... Possibly tis your snake-oil salesmanship they come to applaud? *lawls...
The Master's garage is being allowed to degrade, whether accidentally or on purpose....*curious..
Whatever drainage existed for rainwater in the past has been blocked, and a huge lake has formed on the flat roof... It runs steadily but slowly down the garage wall but not enough to clear the flooded roof...
Today the water has finally begun seeping through the actual paintwork and bricks and more heavy falls of rain have been predicted for tonight... A thick layer of sand and mud lies at the top of their stairs as well.... I'm guessing a great deal more of the same has run down the driveway and into the open garage.... The windows of the garage have been left open deliberately as well, in spite of last night's deluge....*fascinated...
Doubtless the Master has a Plan, and I wait with interest to see it play out.... *grins..
Are there those among you who consider my History of a Cracker blog to be merely petty spite since he pulled on the laughable Cloak of Genteel Stealth? *collapses laughing...
Forgive me for reminding you that it doesn't work like that at all...
El Pollo de Grande is as busy in our home as ever he was... My blog log-in still steadfastly refuses to remember my password... A small matter of no account? Hmm... you think? *cackles..
There are several ways he can prove to me that he is not the Abusive Corrupt Thug paired with a Mentor equally as scurrilous....He could always cut the crap and admit to his peers that my words fit him like a glove, and that there are many here in the Zone who are used and abused purely for his and the Rotten Apples entertainment...I am certainly not alone in enduring this treatment...
If you still refuse to believe that by giving this Fetid Bunch the control of the power supplies, you have upped their ability to attack anyone they choose, for whatever inane reason, you are either a moron or as I suspect, a Master of Manipulation....
It's my view that the Zone and it's residents were in fact handed on a plate to the Molester and his Crew in return for becoming the birthplace of the Information Theft Project...
That the Abuser was told he may pretty much do as he pleases to whom he pleases without fear of censure - which gift also applies naturally to his Protege Colin Balliram, as well....*shrugs and looks at voda3g...
How well you have spun your web of lies and deceit... Implying that there are still sufficient honest cops to carry the day.... When even the redoubtable ex-Station Commander, Johan Stolz left a career he loved to take early retirement because of the corruption...
Those idealistic and honest policemen left, will be forced to toe the corrupt line or find themselves taken out quite smartly....*gags..
Always grumbling Missus Kazee? As your obliging and deliberate water run-offs break up the road surface at the foot of your driveway? As your goodlooking son doubtless practises ferreting in your neighbour's PC? Grumbling? Au contraire.... I find your inane remark rather humerous, considering your close ties to our elusive Councillor.... *waves to Aziz....
Does Sean Findlay now have a neat Tetra aerial protruding from his property up there behind Barnabas Mistress' home in Jan Smuts Highway? Hidden as it is amongst all the other properties, I guess it would be the perfect site? The guy has said he's in Security, as is that remarkable plonker, Peter Williams, the Surveillance Specialist masquerading as a janitor for the Moth Cottages....
A veritable Nest of the seriously devious and dodgy! *roffels...
For all the many incorrect guesses I make, there are many that hit the nail on the head, and Barnabas' involvement at top level in this Project is a given...
Are you sure your lot are still in charge voda3g? Absolutely 100% certain? There are quite a few chaps down our way that would quietly dispute that....*peers at the one-eyed Commander-in-Chief and falls over....
Later
Sir Lame-a-Lot amused himself by switching off our TV screen earlier.... incorrigible? Fosho.....*grins...
Peace..
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Sunday 28th December 2008 at 6.57pm