SOLD DOWN THE RIVER......
(begun Sunday 24th August at 3.55am....)
How to raise your blood pressure in one minute flat? Read the Metro propaganda sheet of Friday 22nd August....*cackles...
Apparently, Chatsworth is going to be the testing ground for a new smoke machine device,designed to reveal illegal sewage line connections...*snorts...
Straight off you have to know that this device has efall to do with illegal connections and Everything to do with finding the right lines to insert the cabling.... Will the smoke contain anything unusual? A wild guess would be an attempt to neutralise the horrendous toxic build-up that will at some point, inevitably find it's way into the water supply....
Will many of the Chats residents begin to drop like flies with Delhi belly? *grim...
Only last week did I take the picture and article of Jacquie Subbhan off my fridge, only to see her name bob up again in Friday's Metro sheet... The Smart City Wireless system she touts is utter BS, and designed only to be able to monitor their employees....
Not a bad thing I hear you say? Again, it opens itself to corruption at the highest levels....*shrugs..
That the Muni Library system online is still in disarray after all this time, shows a total lack of commitment to basic everyday problems....
The Muni Corrupt are after bigger fish fosho....*gags..
The so-shifty Town Clerk and his latest project, Cornubia, scream for an investigation... There is seriously big and Very dirty money changing hands here...*sighs..
As the City that came up with the genius BB eavesdropping Project, (*nods at the Rotten Apples and Telkom Overport), our Crooked officials can do no wrong...
Every money making scheme and ridiculously hasty change to by-laws will be unquestioningly supported by Government...*cackles... Little wonder that Sutcliffe ignores the repeated howls of outrage.... he quite rightly knows he is above the Law at this point....*gags..
Later:
5.00am. Nobby and the Twins gallop about noisily and futilely, trying to impress the Master.... I doubt he hears them as he slouches over the DeathDealer in der Bunker...*shrugs..
Whose nocturnal noises enchant him this morning? Do he and his brother-in-law from No. 6 Garbutt Road sit now giggling helplessly at old Missus Purdon's snoring? Scary days.....
It was amazing to discover that his level of entertainment is quite so erm, basic, and does tend to put his true character into perspective does it not?
Is this a trait shared by many IT Boffins? Prior to the audio options now available, it was glaringly obvious that many of you made yourselves comfortable on my PC and caused havoc. Certainly Bali stood at the door and graciously ushered you in....*gags..
Did the eavesdropping innovation attract a whole lot more bored IT geniuses? I allow myself briefly to be embarrassed for you all...*cackles wildly....
That wouldn't include mon Capitano and his cronies.... They simply know no better...*shrugs..
I personally have flogged shame and self-loathing to near extinction, and now struggle to find a middle-road. Self-righteousness is just as nauseating IMO....*cackles...
Later:
The BizAfrika (1944) team are back, and heading out onto our verges this morning....
I watched the chubby manager giving instructions to the Induna before climbing back into his larnie car and leaving.... More digging?
Monday 25th August at 4.00am.....
The huge SE on the Senior Boys Hostel wall facing us, glows pale yellow. It was a deep orange when Sophie woke me just after 2.00am..*impressed....
Sue the Book has this sad looking CCFL bulb stuck outside under her eaves. She hardly ever remembers to turn it off (happily for the Project). I have seen that innocuous dim bulb turn into a dazzling golden orb during daylight hours...*laughing..
A link on a post by HoseHead at myadsl (who used to be..?) on the hazards of mercury, reminded me that it is the EMF levels in our home that are being manipulated to an astonishing degree....*grateful for the info.... Are EMF and radiation the same thing? *gnashes it's stumps at it's own stupidity....
Though my now cooked eyes have certainly interpreted several things incorrectly ie. Bernies drapes, and possibly St. Theresa's Bell tower, I trust my ears and hands to tell me when Bali is on a reckless rampage....*snorts...
One really big dip to our lighting system sometime yesterday evening.... Just to remind us who is in charge? *cackling...
At about 9.00pm I took Sophie outside to pee, and heard a really ill-sounding, buzzy Wireless song coming from up Michan/Grindrod Road way.....
How are Charlie Anderson and Jenny Adams doing these days? Have they prospered amazingly during the last two years? *grins...
Both nice people but short on tolerance IMO....*winks..
So Telkom was supposed to assist Neotel with their infrastructure, but Neotel passed on the offer? *grins.... And yet Telkom's BizAfrika say they are laying Neotel's cables..? Passed se gat!
It amuses me no end to think you are fooled into believing that only Durban's Wireless Project is run by Druglords and Thieves....
If you've had regular blackouts and burst waterpipes in your road, then the Governments Wireless Project is certainly up and running in your area...*grins...
It's fine by you, as it's going to be used to catch tax-defaulters and crooks? *falls over laughing... I'm a self-confessed idiot, and yet even I can see the possibilities for Corruption will now increase a thousand-fold.....*snorts and rubs it's burning eyes...
Later:
The Captain of Immense Courage has the Monday morning blues fosho....*sighs... Monstrous lag in #trivia, crazy noises in the TV jackpoint AND another big dip to our electricity system.... Time for a Refresher Course at the feet of the Utterly Corrupt Allen Spence, Superintendent of Electricity for Durban and soon the Universe? *barfs...
*spectacles, goatee and grey hair....hmmm...*
There was another mail in my box this morning, from the newish CPF Member over at Sydenham Heights (mentioned in my Shadows blog)...
She closed her mail by saying she was now getting strange calls to her landline, and even a call to her unlisted cellphone at 3.30am.... *shrugs..
I replied that this nonsense is part and parcel of joining our CPF, and to treat the calls with the contempt they deserve... May I suggest that the Rotten Apples continue this line of behaviour, as it will be a fine test of her mettle...*grins..
At this point I've no idea whether she will allow the scare tactics to influence her, but have asked that she let me know of each incident that I may share it with you all here....*laughing...
I'm mightily puzzled about the work the Biz Afrika crew were doing on our verges all day yesterday.... The trenches dug and cables laid and then filled in weeks back? This morning there are still wet patches of water on the earth either side of our driveway and on the Master's driveway.... Did they run a hose from the hydrant as I saw them do once before? Where did all the water come from that it didn't dry out overnight? *fascinated...
How I smile to think you find my blogs to be an imaginary fantasy designed to enliven an otherwise deadly dull existence! *roffels...
My Controller and the Rotten Apples feed me a steady stream of, what you may be forgiven for considering impossibly bizarre situations..*shrieks..
Could you smuggle an oscilloscope into the toddler's dormitories without my Hero's knowledge? A trifield meter? Not a hope in hell of doing that m'dears...
Those kids have well and truly been sold down the river with YOUR full knowledge and complicity... A proud moment...*applauds...
The sun was shining briefly down on the stormwater drain at the bottom of the valley. For the first time I noticed that all the undergrowth that borders the line is now brown and dead. Not cut down, just dead as it stands...
WTF could have caused that to happen? There have been no fires at all.. A poisonous spray perhaps? The quickest point from A to B and the damage to the environment be damned hey Al? *pukes...
With so much Wikkedness surrounding this Project, it is little wonder that Invitees are chosen carefully....*spits...
Peace julle...
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Monday 25th August 2008 at 1.12pm.
