WHO SAID LIFE IS EASY.....?
(begun Sunday 27th July at 9.00pm....)
If there were any lingering doubts as to Collin Balliram's connection to those on the Hill, the sight of his nifty BMW parked on the pavement for the day, should convince anyone....*grins...
In an area notorious for hijackings and car theft, repeatedly warned by good officers not to leave cars parked on the verge, my dear Master feels his vehicle is safe...... Why would that be? That every monitoring device in the street is active, would have to be the answer....
Alternatively, he is actively hoping for an upgrade, as in the case of the 'theft' on 13th June 2008...*snorts...
I've just happily, bumped into Sue the Book... In the event that the Illuminati attempts to lay last week's enormous and deliberate waste of water at the doors of the only two innocents left at the Moth Cottages, I have offered to supply her with prints of pictures taken of the hydrant and No. 11.
The high pressure hose and the removal of the fire hydrant cap may give the bitter old man pause for thought? *looks at the suddenly affluent Newton...
Possibly a swift rush of wealth to the head has caused him to lose the plot? Sending his wekkers down to fix the appalling mess they left by Sue's gate has clearly not occurred to him....*spits....
Have his Mentors explained to him how they wish to deliberately divide the Community, or is he another freelance bully...? *fascinated..... Always room for one more I suppose....
In the same vein, I wish to remind Captain Courageous of his official (snorts) obligation as our Monitor, to see that we get the ISP the GameWrecker pays for....
Considering our location, nothing but the very best connection will do...*winks...
Instead, the PC lurches from one site to the next in a drunken crawl.....
Whilst infesting every aspect of an elderly couple's lives, may at times prove a tad boring - that is YOUR problem and should not impact on these 2 witless guinea-pigs....*shows it's teeth....
Mon Capitano is as transparent as an open sewer....If I do not provide sufficient entertainment, the TV or the PC will suffer the consequences... Lame and now out-dated behaviour....*shrugs..
Anyone down Isipingo way, not yet invited on board the Big Brother Gravy Train? I tend to call it a Wireless project but of course it is combined heavily with the Power....*gags...
Got any parks nearby that support artificial lakes? Fish in the lakes? Not any more? Pffftt..... Sickening, stumbling, pseudo-scientists in our midst..... Environmental rapists and human rights abusers....*shrugs...
Do you recall how astonishingly under-valued was our own crooked Town Clerk's property in the Metro's latest scam?
On Page 2 of the Independent on Saturday it is again confirmed that the canny Metro Police Constable's home, worth more than R12 million, was put on the roll at a mere R2.8 million.
Do you shrug it off as petty corruption or are you more than a little interested to know why officials are treading so cautiously around Sbu Mpisane..?
My guess is that he has information on a fair number of big names out there.... Even our SARS Department has become strangely coy on the matter...*curious.... Is the obvious stalling to enable massive cover-ups to be put in place? Will Mpisane ultimately jump, or be pushed?
Later:
This morning after 4.00am, for the first time in ages, our kitchen appliances were running in a well-behaved and orderly manner....*laughing... Neither did I hear the audible thump as the Master accessed the TV wall socket. *pats Bali admiringly....
Going back to Saturday's sand-collecting fiasco.... I would suggest that as soon as Kasim attempted to contact the SAPS, his own monitoring system was activated....*cackles...
That pesky white Telkom wireless box so carefully attached to the telephone pole by his servant's quarters...*grins... Immediately, every word uttered by Kasim and his family could be heard by Bali....
Was Kasim polite in his private remarks? Or did he typically diss the SAPS for not responding to his call with the alacrity he felt due to one of the Chosen? *falls over.....
If he did, his casual words will have been noted by Khaled's amiable Instructor and relayed in turn to his Chief.....
You were warned, but chose to ignore it through little more than greed....*shrugs...
Later:
I finally got round to reading the Sunday papers... An astonishing amount of coverage was given to the fallen pylon and resulting loss to industry at Prospecton/Isipingo....*winks...
You could stand whistling in the wind for 100 years and not get the proof of the matter...
The 3 stooges whose pictures were displayed in the Press, were egged on by.......?
Who was it that told them the stupid pylon bolts were worth a fortune? *grins..
I don't waver in my belief that Mike Oliver's Mthiyane Contractors are behind this entire operation. The pylon took care of the howls of rage from industry and the dead fish in one go... Neatly done....*applauds....
Will it be Amanzimtoti next, or have they already suffered enough from the flooding? Alas, I think they're in for similar treatment to Isipingo and fairly soon too....
Any area that still has freshwater fish (and these are disappearing faster than you can blink an eye) will inevitably have a powercut nearby as soon as it is noticed the fish are dying....sewage plant stoppage due to blackouts will hastily be blamed...*shrugs..
As long as you remember this is largely bullshit, and it is the cables being fed through the existing water pipes that are sending unmentionable toxic stuff into the water systems resulting in damage to wildlife....*sighs...
Do you recall the intrepid little band of youngsters that appeared unannounced at our last CPF Meeting? To report wrongful incarceration and abuse by a few of our boys from the Hill?
How our keen IT-friendly young Councillor Christians had taken charge, and said he would visit the youngsters for an affidavit last week? *coughs...
My Vice-Chair called the Councillor for an update, so she could report the matter at today's GOCOC Meeting, and found that the DA Councillor had been unwell and unable to follow up his kind offer...*rolls it's eyes...
I am familiar with the concept of 'Leave a problem long enough and it may just go away'... (as did the matter of the alleged child rapist Adrian Kingsley if you recall).
However and notwithstanding (chokes) our Chair has already envisioned the spokesperson for the injured parties, as the right 'man' for a proposed Youth Desk (whateverTF that is), so this particular incident is unlikely to disappear....*grins...
The Councillor has cited illness on more than a number of occasions in the past, and my concern for his health grows.....
The damp atmosphere that hangs over Keal Road? *falls over laughing...
I did see a stream of water again running down towards Sparks last Thursday, as I drove by... this despite the Water Department's assurances that the 'leak' had been fixed weeks ago.... *winks...
I'm genuinely delighted that the Councillor still attends some of our Meetings, in spite of having been smartly removed from our Forum and given to Asherville....*grins...
It is also cheering to see that the Beast & Selebi do not restrict their wondrous Project to just the Governing Party.... (for the most obvious of reasons).
What would now be great, is if the new broom could rise up from his sickbed and follow up his offer with some alacrity!
Compared to the atrocities taking place elsewhere in the country it is nothing..... Except to the four youngsters involved!
You may keep your knitted argyle vests and your chocolate Gucci handbags, and let's see if you can gain the trust of these now justifiably jumpy kids...
Can't be bothered? They're not worth it? Earth to Planet Lunacy!!!! You are mistaken. Their leader alone needs to be applauded for her courage.
Turn it to your advantage and let it be a PRO exercise of sublime proportions....
Or not. *shrugs...
Peace...
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Monday 28th July 2008 at 4.04pm.
