THERE AND BACK.....
(begun Monday at 8.50am)
I had a sudden urge to chat to Ma Boyz at Telkom Overport *cackles...
Just on the offchance, there was someone with the cojones to come take away the rest of the ISDN equipment...*winks at Bali...
When I first dialled the Overport number, the electric phone died and had to be reset....*grins... the wonders of modern technology...
Undeterred, I hauled out the ancient handset and hit the jackpot...
Juggie answered and with uncanny skill, knew me for a woman immediately...(R5 and an hour in the Bahamas is this weeks prize *beams..)
He told me that Toby van Heerden is now stationed at Austerville...Austerville???? *laughs.... and that the really nice Sean Mudaly has left....*applauds if this is true...
That Divan Pillay wasn't in his office... I think young Juggie is having me on....*chortles..
I can't for the life of me imagine Divan having his own office!...
If this were so, the young man with the so-beautiful eyes (that so closely resemble Missus C's own eyes), has certainly swept up the ranks like a rocket...*gasps...
If he is now in Admin, there is little hope of him deigning to pay me a visit at all...*frowns...
With one glaring exception, every Telkom Overport droog that I ever met, was charming and pleasant...*smiles...
When I so frequently diss the Beast and its minions for its evil ways, I certainly don't include the clueless techs.... Sure, they had a great deal of sport at my expense, but one would not have to dig too deeply to find the vile Koobair initiated the ongoing project...*hawks and spits...
These smiling donkeyboys merely carry out a long-standing tradition....*beams... Except for the odd personal vendetta, I would guess their wire-tapping days are pretty much a thing of the past...
With the astonishing Wimax Data-Theft Project in place, your fixed line can now be monitored by whoever carries the biggest clout....*cackles..
Tender your offer, and if you win, your PC will be linked up to your enemy/victim and you may run their life pretty much as you wish...*beams...
It really amuses me to find so many of you still think my case to be unique and deserving of such intense surveillance...*grins..
A huge misconception. I'm betting there are more of us out there by now... People who have dared speak out against the corrupt and vile and who will now pay the price...*chortles...
After speaking to Juggie, I rang the front desk at Overport Telkom and asked who was in charge of the Wimax section. At first she didn't know, until I reminded her of their new microwave tower...ahhh... that would be Ajam Haffejee in that case....*curious...
There must be pages of Haffejees in the phonebook, but tis interesting to note that right next door to Bernie, we too have a Haffejee family...one who not so long ago, had some rather beautiful driveway lights installed and are in Direct Line of Sight to the new microwave tower....*beams...
So - if you feel your neighbourhood is worthy of Privacy Invasion, why - I guess Ajam Haffejee would be the man to approach. Offer your services as a Telkom/Muni Wimax Trialist and who knows..? You may end up in total control of your pesky neighbour's life...(via their power supply..) *grins...
The touting of the sodium lighting by Telkom and their close chums Eskom, as being more economical, has me sniffing the air.... these 2 bastions of corruption give a toss about economizing....*winks at Dawn Govender....
As always, I grope and stumble in the dark..I would have to guess that Wireless prefers sodium lighting... I could babble on here, in my incoherent fashion - but I figure you understand what I'm getting at....*smiles...
I appear to have caused a mini feeding frenzy over in efnet's #trivia channel...*cackles...
Was it perhaps my ill-advised use of the word 'matured'? *keels over laughing....
I do sometimes idly wonder whether in similar circumstances, I would be tempted to join a Mob such as lurks online...
As a diagnosed Beta personality (read: sheep), there is a fair chance that I would...
Of course this is all speculation as it is clear, to be truly unkind, one has to be exceptionally bright... a condition that happily, I cannot lay claim to....*laughs....
I stood up at the gates earlier this morning, as my Hero walked across the road to his Courser.
Were I hoping for a smile, it was not forthcoming.... kitted out as he was in his full Yellow-Feathered gear, he studiously avoided even so much as a glance in my direction...
For all the amusement and entertainment I have provided for him over the years - elevating his Crackerdom to dizzying heights, I confess to feeling a tad bewildered at his total lack of interest...*falls over frothing....
May I suggest that the young Doctor do a Paper on Prakash Collin Balliram's complete and utter obsession combined with revulsion towards this old toad? Bizarre enough to make Psycho Weekly Magazine?
Again - a fine choice made by Allen Spence (Lord of Electricity for Durban), to covertly control entire series of power systems...
Batho Pele indeed Herr Doktor Sutcliffe....*snorts...
My Master has the Pool Guy in this morning... I thought they came on a Friday hmmm.... not the usual cleaner droog either but an upgrade? I clearly heard him say to turn the hose on and leave it on....
Should I have been paying more attention to the pool, as it is clear that water plays a huge part in this ongoing Project?
Will Nobby avoid the front garden with its wondrous new light?
That is a real head-scratcher...
The radio waves do not necessarily cause dogs discomfort... Possibly just a strange enough sensation to set them protesting...
*wonders about the occasional aching ears and teeth it's had when the cowboys have come out to play.....
Its fairly warm out today and a bold pair of Kurrikane Thrushes chase each other across the lawn...
throngs of children are at their tea break across on the playing field...
a light aircraft flies overhead, too high for me to see whether its good old AirWing again....
The white jasmine is blooming along the wall and smells delicious.... just another day here in the Zone......
Peace....
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Monday 13th August 2007 at 12.40pm
PS: I wished to use my Pilot Project picture at the head of this particular blog. Try as I may, my cursor would not behave...*laughing... So - my apologies for the untitled post made just before this one, but the picture is there .... I did it several years ago before I knew the full story, but I figure it was pretty accurate...*grins....
