UNDER OATH...
(begun Sunday 20th November at 4.25am...)
*I've just tried uploading one of my pictures from Picasa to this blog and fail at each attempt. Not a problem I've had in the past, as you are aware. Anyone dare to point at the Creep and insist he leave me alone in that department? *
I'd happily swear under oath that the hadedas roosting in the valley feel the change in the air the minute Balliram cranks up the system.. A whole bunch of them out there in the dark have suddenly protested noisily at their rude awakening.. *grins.. In fact, it's like Warwick Avenue used to be on Market day, it's that busy out there all of a sudden...
The Telkom Box birds? They're fake. It took me long enough, hey Balliram? *chokes... The wirelessed nunus have a purpose, acting as an alarm system and quite possibly an audio-enhancer of sorts as well, but if this noisy and invisible bird has a function, it escapes me, and that's what's had me dithering for so long...
I guess I'll settle on pure entertainment value created to keep a bored Controller amused? Bingo? I grant you it's clever, and the Creep has it down to a fine art after the years of practise he's had.. He can set it off calling right down at Kasim's pole in the valley, and get it to answer from ours.. *blinks...
The problem with this little wirelessed miracle is that it's restricted to one set of poles, and someone quicker than me would have picked up on it years ago.. *sheepish...
Basically a harmless bit of fun, though with a bit of luck it'll disturb the lighter sleepers nearby and drag them from their slumbers, giving Balliram another means of feeding his insatiably malicious appetite.. *yawns...
So ja - it's official. The Telkom Box birds are as fake as the rapidly disintegrating cover our Area Controller wears....
It doesn't look like my friends power has been restored since yesterday when it was cut off at 9.45am, and our streetlight is still out. Mr. Sanctimonious next door will be totting up the hours to see if he's met his personal load-shedding quota yet, and if not, those Suckers will do without electricity until he has...
Gotta recoup the losses somehow hey Mr. Spence?
With so much more than the standard voltage pushing out from the streetlights alone, never mind the lights inside the homes that are activated for the Monitor's benefit, I'll bet the costs are way beyond anything that was ever predicted? Your bulbs keep popping? You've noticed the jack pins on several of your appliances get red-hot? You'd do well to invest in a reliable little plug-in voltage reader and keep a close eye on it, or who knows, you may be the next one calling out the Fire truck.. Loose pins/wires se GAT!!!!
We leave certain streetlights burning 24/7 to deter cable thieves, Mr. Spence? It costs thousands to replace a nicked cable, compared to what it costs to keep the lights running? Ahhh - the skillful use of the cunningly employed half-truths, hey Al old boy? *vomits...
If I'm talking so much kak, you won't mind if I tout those little voltage readers to certain people in particular? My Vice Chair for one, the Struggle Activist for another, and hmm... let's see now - how's about the young DA Councillor for Ward 31, and his colleague Warwick Chapman? While employing such a device would in no way keep their houses from being invaded via their powerlines, it may just force their Controllers to take more care when accessing the privacy of their chosen target's homes...
Oh - and while he's about it, Jethro may like to install one of those gadgets in his mum's home as well, as that abode is most assuredly wired to the max...*winks...
And no - Don't rely on any advice given by a kind acquaintance on what specific brand or make to purchase.. Do your own research and buy the best.. If you discover something that requires a qualified electrician to install it, then move on until you find something simpler that you, and only you can use... Course, that doesn't apply if you have an electrician in the family that can be trusted...
The GW and I had discussed aloud last night what time the Fashion Police was due to air... No surprises then that five minutes before the show began our screen was smacked to black? That wasn't the first time it happened yesterday either, and you can pretty much rest assured it will go off while I'm updating my blog online... *winks...
Come on, admit it. The Cracker you've admired for all these years is no more than a sadistic petty criminal, dancing to the tune of a Druglord FFS.... A Cracker who just happens to have a convicted Sex Offender as one of his closest buddies...You were set up Mistuh Nayager? Sure you were, pfft.....
These are the 'soldiers' recruited to fight this one-sided and devastating technological war. This is the scum so highly prized by Jannie van Zyl and his Superiors to assist in achieving their ultimate goal. A craven bunch that will have been hand-picked by Admins sitting in IRC chat channels and on Forums around the country... When you open your mouth you give yourself away (and my word, hasn't that been true in my case!), and no matter how cautious you are, ultimately someone sufficiently interested (like our amiable Strategist for instance) will get a handle on whether you're recruitment material or not...
You're pro fireworks? The louder the better? That's all it would take for Jannie to put a big fat tick next to your nick, and it's as simple as that... You're a racist? Your remarks display a certain callousness towards your fellow-man? You're IN Buster, and let the good times roll!!!
Join us on the #efnet trivia channel why don't you? *falls over laughing... Small wonder my java chat options have been permanently blocked, hey Balliram? We can't have the equally foul-mouthed FlipDeezy pointed out as a petty criminal now can we? Alas, the blockage was activated only after I'd already seen that huge list of Idlers sitting there like sheep, waiting for their next brain-washing session... *chokes...
Was our Dolby from mybroadband considered Controller material, or is he just another link in the chain, who has obligingly festooned his property with additional lights to promote the wireless signal? Still a happy ThickSkin Dolbs? No inexplicable aches in your knees or buzzing in your ears yet? Were you to have acquired these symptoms, has Jannie persuaded you to believe they're some sort of badge of honour to be endured with pride?
As little as you care for the truth young man, once you begin to feel the side-effects of your recruitment physically, you're well on your way to downgrading to the ThinSkin Clan, and hopefully Jannie can fool you into believing otherwise... *winks..
Did Mr. van Zyl ever tell you that without you and your fellow recruit's kind assistance the country will go to rack and ruin? Did he have to lay it on really thick to persuade you to sign on the dotted line? See, I don't think so... I think that in your case you would've been salivating at the thought of hacking into your nearby neighbour's system, and causing mischief for the suckers... Am I right?
Why pick on you? Geez bubba! You've run around for years with a banner flying that screams you're an arsehole, so why NOT you? Easily led, and with a penchant for cruelty, you were a prime cut laid out on the block for Mr. van Zyl's perusal...
It's nothing personal dude, I'm merely trying to illustrate that being skilled in the art of IT, doesn't automatically make you a brighter spark than the rest.. In fact, in the case of the recruitement centre, you would've been a pushover to convert to the Strategist's Cause...
Have you so much as bothered to read Karl Muller's posts? Or did your Idol intimate he'd be offended were his personal recruits to pay more than a passing and derisive interest to the Rocket Scientist's warnings? Have you completely avoided reading the truth as a result? You've got a funny feeling that Jannie is somehow aware of exactly who reads Muller's comments and who doesn't? I'm betting you'd be correct in that assumption... *grins...
Man, I'd say you were utterly enchanted by the idea of being a part of van Zyl's army, right? Bedazzled to the extent that Muller's dire predictions wash right on over your pointy head? Do you see yourself as some sort of heroic risk-taker, and you're fully prepared to take a chance that the medicine you're helping to administer to innocents won't come back to bite you?
Can I urge you to consider carefully whether you think your Mentor would give a rat's arse were you to begin experiencing blinding headaches for instance? Seriously?
It's grown light out, and it's yet another damp grey day, so far..*dances.. Will it be our turn to partake of Balliram's ongoing load-shedding exercise? Copper heading for Korea? Geez Louise - It's astonishing the lengths that Telkom will go to, to pull the wool over your eyes, but I guess the ultimate prize is well worth the additional effort.. Total control of a country and it's population isn't to be sneezed at, ne Janneman?
Peace..
---oOo---
Sunday 20th November 2011 at 9.58am..
Saturday, November 19, 2011
LOVE ME OR LOATHE ME...
(begun Friday 18th November at 2pm..)
You threatening me, Creep? I just stood by the kitchen sink and was treated to a new one.. Pain in my chest and arm? That's the one you read about, or see in the movies, right? The pain that doesn't generally have a happy ending, ja? To what do I owe your increased zeal on this overcast and muggy, grey day? Still seriously averse to hearing the truth?
My reporting on SAPS involvement with the Project, and in particular Sydenham SAPS, has always made you twitchy has it not? There's a chance my guesswork could lead to any changes for the better? Pull the other one FFS... As far as the Wireless Surveillance Scheme is concerned, Sydenham SAPS is Holy ground, hey Earl?
Check out the happy faces on Page 8 of the Weekly Gazette, Issue 603, and the grinning hyena among them, to know they're as OWNED as ever...
Always interesting to speculate why the Crumb settles for the somewhat lowly rank of Captain, don't you think? I figure it's not for a lack of ambition or brains, but simply because he prefers operating from the shadows.. Something that's rather at odds with his regular appearance in the tabloids, as he emulates his former Boss in purporting to do good works among the Community... *chokes...
Why then do so many find him shifty and untrustworthy? It goes with the territory? I dunno..*shrugs.. Colonel Matthysen tried with all his might to join the Dodgy Brigade and failed miserably.. Once a Good cop, hopefully he'll stick to being a good cop... Laz on the other hand, could ultimately come a cropper, straddling the fence so precariously for so long, but we'll just have to wait and see on that score...
Who were the tenants in the Queen Street flat that got nuked last Wednesday 9th November? (See Gazette Front page). Someone requested a hit on their apartment, or were they just random stooges pulled out of the hat for that particular Area Controller to hone his skills? As I was saying, about those four new fire trucks purchased by the Muni so timeously? *winks..
Saturday 19th November at 5am...
Time to start hammering an ark together? It's rained and rained, and still it rains... I'd been cruising along Garbutt Road on Thursday morning when I saw the sink-hole in front of me only just in time to avoid it.. Not yet big enough to have bothered a 4x4, but certainly sufficient to have given my little banger a fright.. When I'd popped into Dodge City a bit later on my way home, there'd been a Muni Water vehicle pulled into the Parking lot outside, and as luck would have it the driver came out of the Charge Office just too late to make his escape... *teeth..
From his sheepish grin I had him pegged right off as a local lad and said so, but he was pleasant enough and he filled in a detailed report of the road collapsing in on itself there by Cullingworth/Garbutt...
Just how many of the horrific 'lost control of the vehicle' pile-ups these days are due to potholes and sink-holes? As a bereaved family member, would you think to go out to the scene and check? Unlikely... *sighs...
There'd been a Forwarded mail in my box last night, bearing the Ethekwini Water Dept. letter-head.. Though the directive was a day late, it advised that a 'problem' had been found with the water quality and residents were urged to boil their water for the next 24 hours.. The author said that although the lines had been flushed, better safe than sorry, and no specific area had been given... *yawns...
Has Julie May reconsidered her bold statement yet? That COP17 delegates wouldn't be getting bottled water, but would be treated to pristine Ethekwini tap-water for the duration of the Conference? *falls over choking... An oxymoron if I ever heard one!
As simple as it is to now isolate and access a specific venue's power supplies, is it dead-easy to gain entrance to their water supplies.. That's the whole idea, is it not Mikey? All about being able to pick an individual out of the herd and 'deal' with them?
Has our Julie May considered the possibility that she has enemies? Colleagues that simmer with jealousy at the power she wields, and who might just be able to have the COP17 water lines accessed in time to have many of the delegates go down with the embarrassing Chinese Splatters? *teeth...
Is Ms. Ellingson absolutely certain that no-one would sink so low? As no more than a lowly guinea-pig for the fantabulous Wireless Surveillance Project, I can only report on our own experiences here in Harris Crescent and by golly, our tap water has had more foreign additives included in it since 2004, than the very fanciest of cocktails... *shrugs..
Sure, Ms. Ellingson could have the water supplies to the COP17 venues tested every hour on the hour, and still, if the price were right, odds are that someone would look the other way at a crucial moment, resulting in monumental humiliation some hours later... Imagine all those years of schmoozing people you mostly despise, literally going down the sewers over a mass outbreak of Delhi Belly.. Could such an event by classified as Divine Retribution? *grins...
Missus Bernie from No. 17 had called me yesterday to say their power went down at about 9.45am, so I rang my Good Neighbour next door only to be told that at around the same time, she'd had a visit from a less-than-polite Water Dept. official saying he was cutting their power due to arrears... Despite that she had the documentation to prove their account was up to date, he was having none of it, and off their system went...*vomits freely... Apparently this same official had given a similar story to the home-owners up at No. 16, despite that they too were paid up. *blinks..
To compound this deliberate mischief, Missus Bernie and the Haffejee's next door to them were included in this latest load-shedding exercise, and when she'd called me after 8pm last night, they still had no electricity.
Does Balliram wriggle with delicious physical delight as he reads here of his manipulative skills? Any of Telkom's Behavioural Boffins passing by, who would care to venture an opinion on the matter? After all these years, are those Eggheads still fascinated by the results of giving such a twisted individual so much power, or are they now spoiled for choice? Launching into a rant at the sheer callous spite being meted out to so many innocent rate-payers in the area, would be pointless, however tempting it is...
If you were to consider that No. 16 and No 12's loss of power was due to no more than random misfortune, I'd have to suggest that you think again...
I tried to get the GW to explain to me the process involved when your power is cut due to non-payment of your account and alas, he didn't appear to have a plausible answer...
If your electricity meter is still inside your property, are you obliged to grant the official access, and does he actually snip a cable?
I find that extremely hard to swallow, and I would rather go with a call being made to the likes of the charming Mr. Sewsunker down at the Springfield Park Electricity Depot, whereupon a computer key is tapped and you're plunged into darkness.... You remember Mr. Sewsunker, surely? The fellow who had literally frothed at the wimmies when he discovered that Raw Power had given me his official office cell number to call and enquire why a job number hadn't been issued to the Contractors? *winks...
You wonder why I'm not rivetted by the deliberate distractions caused by the likes of Moonface or Roux Shabangu, when there is far worse corruption taking place in this massive collusion between Telkom and the Municipalities?
While you're so busy reeling in shock and disgust at the greed displayed by the Trough-Feeders, your very lives are being wired up and handed into the control of specimens far worse than the Porkers who would bleed the coffers dry... *belches... Behind them, and pulling the strings? You have the Guptas, the ShaikBoyz and the Broederbond (read Telkom), with a hefty dose of Vodafone now thrown into the mix for good measure.. *curtseys gratefully to the Educator for that one... While the Guptas and the Shaiks will be discarded just as soon as their obliging usefulness is over, who is it that sits on the Telecom's Giants Projected Plans for the Future list, that's due to be handed control of our country? Care to guess?
LATER at 6.30am
Man, I was getting in way over my pointy head back there, when the little dog came through to distract me.. Whew! *grins.. I guess it's pretty obvious I've given up on the idea that anyone can save us from our pre-destined fate as guinea-pigs... Nonetheless and notwithstanding, I shall continue to fill you in on aspects of this wondrous Project that the Strategist, Jannie van Zyl, is unlikely to have added to his Sales Pitch...
It would be a surprise to find that he'd included a section titled Fall-out, and hopefully you'll be able to fill that glaring gap by reading my detailed and ongoing descriptions of the effects that this technology is going to have on you and yours if not sooner, then later...
If you're among the Blessed Chosen, then I urge you to enjoy the fruits of your collaboration while you can, for Madame Fate is fickle, and she can turn on you when you least expect it.. You suspect you've been singled out for attention by your local Area Controller? Then smile darn you, smile.. For if there's one thing that irks these Sadistic Creeps above all else, it's cheerfulness in the face of adversity..*beams...
Love me or loathe me, if you still give a shit about the Truth, you'll find it here...
On the topic of happiness - Anyone out there tried Cadbury's Mousse chocolate yet? Do yourselves a favour, for anything that good will probably end up being taken off the shelves as detrimental to your health, and I kid you not.. Chomp down just three squares and feel with amazement the euphoria that sweeps over you only minutes later.. Maybe they've got the recipe wrong and put too much of this or that, but by jingo, the effects are swift and startling... *grins... Peace julle..
---oOo---
Saturday 19th November 2011 at 3.09pm
(begun Friday 18th November at 2pm..)
You threatening me, Creep? I just stood by the kitchen sink and was treated to a new one.. Pain in my chest and arm? That's the one you read about, or see in the movies, right? The pain that doesn't generally have a happy ending, ja? To what do I owe your increased zeal on this overcast and muggy, grey day? Still seriously averse to hearing the truth?
My reporting on SAPS involvement with the Project, and in particular Sydenham SAPS, has always made you twitchy has it not? There's a chance my guesswork could lead to any changes for the better? Pull the other one FFS... As far as the Wireless Surveillance Scheme is concerned, Sydenham SAPS is Holy ground, hey Earl?
Check out the happy faces on Page 8 of the Weekly Gazette, Issue 603, and the grinning hyena among them, to know they're as OWNED as ever...
Always interesting to speculate why the Crumb settles for the somewhat lowly rank of Captain, don't you think? I figure it's not for a lack of ambition or brains, but simply because he prefers operating from the shadows.. Something that's rather at odds with his regular appearance in the tabloids, as he emulates his former Boss in purporting to do good works among the Community... *chokes...
Why then do so many find him shifty and untrustworthy? It goes with the territory? I dunno..*shrugs.. Colonel Matthysen tried with all his might to join the Dodgy Brigade and failed miserably.. Once a Good cop, hopefully he'll stick to being a good cop... Laz on the other hand, could ultimately come a cropper, straddling the fence so precariously for so long, but we'll just have to wait and see on that score...
Who were the tenants in the Queen Street flat that got nuked last Wednesday 9th November? (See Gazette Front page). Someone requested a hit on their apartment, or were they just random stooges pulled out of the hat for that particular Area Controller to hone his skills? As I was saying, about those four new fire trucks purchased by the Muni so timeously? *winks..
Saturday 19th November at 5am...
Time to start hammering an ark together? It's rained and rained, and still it rains... I'd been cruising along Garbutt Road on Thursday morning when I saw the sink-hole in front of me only just in time to avoid it.. Not yet big enough to have bothered a 4x4, but certainly sufficient to have given my little banger a fright.. When I'd popped into Dodge City a bit later on my way home, there'd been a Muni Water vehicle pulled into the Parking lot outside, and as luck would have it the driver came out of the Charge Office just too late to make his escape... *teeth..
From his sheepish grin I had him pegged right off as a local lad and said so, but he was pleasant enough and he filled in a detailed report of the road collapsing in on itself there by Cullingworth/Garbutt...
Just how many of the horrific 'lost control of the vehicle' pile-ups these days are due to potholes and sink-holes? As a bereaved family member, would you think to go out to the scene and check? Unlikely... *sighs...
There'd been a Forwarded mail in my box last night, bearing the Ethekwini Water Dept. letter-head.. Though the directive was a day late, it advised that a 'problem' had been found with the water quality and residents were urged to boil their water for the next 24 hours.. The author said that although the lines had been flushed, better safe than sorry, and no specific area had been given... *yawns...
Has Julie May reconsidered her bold statement yet? That COP17 delegates wouldn't be getting bottled water, but would be treated to pristine Ethekwini tap-water for the duration of the Conference? *falls over choking... An oxymoron if I ever heard one!
As simple as it is to now isolate and access a specific venue's power supplies, is it dead-easy to gain entrance to their water supplies.. That's the whole idea, is it not Mikey? All about being able to pick an individual out of the herd and 'deal' with them?
Has our Julie May considered the possibility that she has enemies? Colleagues that simmer with jealousy at the power she wields, and who might just be able to have the COP17 water lines accessed in time to have many of the delegates go down with the embarrassing Chinese Splatters? *teeth...
Is Ms. Ellingson absolutely certain that no-one would sink so low? As no more than a lowly guinea-pig for the fantabulous Wireless Surveillance Project, I can only report on our own experiences here in Harris Crescent and by golly, our tap water has had more foreign additives included in it since 2004, than the very fanciest of cocktails... *shrugs..
Sure, Ms. Ellingson could have the water supplies to the COP17 venues tested every hour on the hour, and still, if the price were right, odds are that someone would look the other way at a crucial moment, resulting in monumental humiliation some hours later... Imagine all those years of schmoozing people you mostly despise, literally going down the sewers over a mass outbreak of Delhi Belly.. Could such an event by classified as Divine Retribution? *grins...
Missus Bernie from No. 17 had called me yesterday to say their power went down at about 9.45am, so I rang my Good Neighbour next door only to be told that at around the same time, she'd had a visit from a less-than-polite Water Dept. official saying he was cutting their power due to arrears... Despite that she had the documentation to prove their account was up to date, he was having none of it, and off their system went...*vomits freely... Apparently this same official had given a similar story to the home-owners up at No. 16, despite that they too were paid up. *blinks..
To compound this deliberate mischief, Missus Bernie and the Haffejee's next door to them were included in this latest load-shedding exercise, and when she'd called me after 8pm last night, they still had no electricity.
Does Balliram wriggle with delicious physical delight as he reads here of his manipulative skills? Any of Telkom's Behavioural Boffins passing by, who would care to venture an opinion on the matter? After all these years, are those Eggheads still fascinated by the results of giving such a twisted individual so much power, or are they now spoiled for choice? Launching into a rant at the sheer callous spite being meted out to so many innocent rate-payers in the area, would be pointless, however tempting it is...
If you were to consider that No. 16 and No 12's loss of power was due to no more than random misfortune, I'd have to suggest that you think again...
I tried to get the GW to explain to me the process involved when your power is cut due to non-payment of your account and alas, he didn't appear to have a plausible answer...
If your electricity meter is still inside your property, are you obliged to grant the official access, and does he actually snip a cable?
I find that extremely hard to swallow, and I would rather go with a call being made to the likes of the charming Mr. Sewsunker down at the Springfield Park Electricity Depot, whereupon a computer key is tapped and you're plunged into darkness.... You remember Mr. Sewsunker, surely? The fellow who had literally frothed at the wimmies when he discovered that Raw Power had given me his official office cell number to call and enquire why a job number hadn't been issued to the Contractors? *winks...
You wonder why I'm not rivetted by the deliberate distractions caused by the likes of Moonface or Roux Shabangu, when there is far worse corruption taking place in this massive collusion between Telkom and the Municipalities?
While you're so busy reeling in shock and disgust at the greed displayed by the Trough-Feeders, your very lives are being wired up and handed into the control of specimens far worse than the Porkers who would bleed the coffers dry... *belches... Behind them, and pulling the strings? You have the Guptas, the ShaikBoyz and the Broederbond (read Telkom), with a hefty dose of Vodafone now thrown into the mix for good measure.. *curtseys gratefully to the Educator for that one... While the Guptas and the Shaiks will be discarded just as soon as their obliging usefulness is over, who is it that sits on the Telecom's Giants Projected Plans for the Future list, that's due to be handed control of our country? Care to guess?
LATER at 6.30am
Man, I was getting in way over my pointy head back there, when the little dog came through to distract me.. Whew! *grins.. I guess it's pretty obvious I've given up on the idea that anyone can save us from our pre-destined fate as guinea-pigs... Nonetheless and notwithstanding, I shall continue to fill you in on aspects of this wondrous Project that the Strategist, Jannie van Zyl, is unlikely to have added to his Sales Pitch...
It would be a surprise to find that he'd included a section titled Fall-out, and hopefully you'll be able to fill that glaring gap by reading my detailed and ongoing descriptions of the effects that this technology is going to have on you and yours if not sooner, then later...
If you're among the Blessed Chosen, then I urge you to enjoy the fruits of your collaboration while you can, for Madame Fate is fickle, and she can turn on you when you least expect it.. You suspect you've been singled out for attention by your local Area Controller? Then smile darn you, smile.. For if there's one thing that irks these Sadistic Creeps above all else, it's cheerfulness in the face of adversity..*beams...
Love me or loathe me, if you still give a shit about the Truth, you'll find it here...
On the topic of happiness - Anyone out there tried Cadbury's Mousse chocolate yet? Do yourselves a favour, for anything that good will probably end up being taken off the shelves as detrimental to your health, and I kid you not.. Chomp down just three squares and feel with amazement the euphoria that sweeps over you only minutes later.. Maybe they've got the recipe wrong and put too much of this or that, but by jingo, the effects are swift and startling... *grins... Peace julle..
---oOo---
Saturday 19th November 2011 at 3.09pm
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