VERLOOR MET VERTALING.....

(begun Sunday 14th June at 5.30am...)

How shall I know him? Despite having spent time enjoying the Meet pictures, I'm notoriously forgetful, and found his appearance unremarkable... (A definite plus in his line of work?) Were he to drive by and toss a frangelica bottle at my feet, would the penny drop? *grins... Tata alweer ma chance ouboet?

Heading east, could at a stretch be a euphamism for Little Calcutta...*falls over laughing ...You can tell that I'm not particular from whence comes my knight in shining armour? That after all these years shackled to my very own Abuser, I still have hope?
Were my Saviour to come from the belly of the Beast itself would I care? You're kidding me again! *guffaws...
Do you not marvel that despite all that I've endured, my imagination hasn't dimmed at all?

Neither my unfortunate Controller nor I had any inkling of the incredible staying power of this dim-witted mind when he set out to break me...*chortles...
That I am no more than your average man-in-the-street, should give the PTB pause for thought in their scramble to control the masses...*blinks..
There are many like me, whose thoughts you will never harness and control despite your best efforts.... *coughs....

I remember asking Wayne von Bart (sp) here on the blog for a lake to be created in the valley..(much along the lines of the one in Randles road?) but unsurprisingly he didn't get back to me...*grins.. Not viable? Then how's about making the horseyard a D'moss Zone? Come now, you've invested so much time and effort in the enormous and regular water shedding taking place here, surely you could make this an official no-go area for further development? A place where the mongoose can trundle about safely and the giant heron stalk about freely... Where the small colony of rosy-faced parakeets can wheel and shriek in freedom? Where, were the Parks droogs to lazily set fires, they would be beaten out within minutes? (and the droogs along with the fires!) *snorts..

The Corrupt eye the land greedily and could sell it five times over tomorrow...*shrugs.. OTOH what a coup it would be for the Greens to save this tiny lung hidden away among the mass destruction caused by the Information Theft Project... A thought? *coughs relentlessly...

LATER at 7.10am...

I've just been up to fetch the Sunday paper from the driveway.
Were I to ask him, my maddeningly riddled-with-commonsense SO would insist there's no magic involved in my pre-empting headlines by a few days.. He would argue that it's just a deduction made on earlier press releases read... Bah!
We're both well aware that logic plays no part in my makeup at all, are we not Dear Reader? *winks...

So it's heads down chutes in abundance on the front page of the Sunday Times today..*laughs insanely.... A mass outing of the more stupidly corrupt will go a long way to enhancing the sales pitch of the Big Brother Information Theft Project to those who may still be dragging their feet?

As the only true guinea-pig whose voice tis likely you will ever hear, I can only repeat again and again that great hanks of wool are being dragged down over your eyes! The Good Controllers are too few and far between and are being utilised to make an example of these foolishly greedy officials...
While it appears to be a tour de force on paper, you surely must realise that the rot will continue unabated and that our Justice system is hanging by a thread that's due to snap at any minute under the load?

I'm literally grinding my yellowed stumps in frustration at your inability to grasp your own vulnerability... Who is to say that your house alarm won't simply be de-activated by your Street Controller tomorrow, and a band of invited thugs enter your property? Who is to say that you've possibly offended your local Rotten Apples in some tiny way for them to ensure you and your family are home when these thugs are granted easy access? More scare-mongering and far-fetched BS? You think? After all I've told you of the standard operating procedures employed in the past by Koobair the Squat and now the new improved and upgraded methods used by the Abuser and his Fetid Fruit?

Your Station is Clean? *looks at Manuel.... You think you've isolated the Rotten Apples among your men and can control them? Seriously? I look at some of the great guys that work out of Dodge City and I KNOW they will follow orders or risk losing their jobs and possibly their lives...*sighs..

You can't control the relationships that will occur between Street Controllers and the Seriously Wikked... The Good are simply too thin on the ground...*shrugs...

I was heading out of Cullingworth a couple of days back and when I reached Jan Smuts I swear I saw a Telkom bakkie driven by a face that adorns my albums... Was that really you Devan? *waves delightedly to Devan Pillay of Telkom Overport... One of a band of the very earliest Toad Tormentors, but a sweetie nonetheless...*grins...

A word of caution to my Network Admin. I've outed you and your chommies on the matter of the Kapersky fiasco and will happily out you on your many electronic devices, cameras included, should you forget to have them moved frequently...*shrieks with laughter... Twould be a miracle were I to lay my hands on irrefutable proof of your unhealthy surveillance..
Even so, little would come of such a find...*shrugs...
My pictures of the activated silver bands wrapped round the fibre cabling on the streetlight poles says it all...*cackles... You slipped up and my nose is twitching bigtime! *bolt-eyed...

LATER at 8.30am..

The GW and I were just speculating aloud as to the sunroof on Missus C's Merc being left open overnight where it's parked facing us at the foot of their driveway... Almost immediately, all our houselights began dipping wildly....*grins...
Does my Network Admin truly think he can bat for both Teams and get away with it?
While the OldBoys Network may outwardly treat Bali with the reverence and awe he feels he merits, it's hoped that many of my revelations on this goonda of note have woken Jannie and his colleagues into actively paying more attention to our Controller's astonishingly peurile behaviour..

Does Captain Courageous insist that his dealings with Earl Barnabas are ultimately to glean sufficient information to put the guy behind bars? Is this the same line adopted by the Abuser heading Dodge City? *screams with laughter....
Allowing our phone to be a shared conference line with both young Baron and One-eyed Jack at the Station shows a somewhat cozier relationship than lining up these druglords with a view to locking them up permanently..
Who really owns 66 Rippon Crescent? Yes, it's important, and I'm betting the deal involves Earl Michael Barnabas however much the waters have been muddied...*grins..

Who has the upper hand here in the Zone? The Beast and its OldBoys Network, or the Shaikboyz and the likes of Barnabas and the Abuser? My guess is that Schabir and Mo hold all the cards needed for the moment....*shrugs...

LATER at 5.35pm

The skies cleared and by mid-morning it was a glorious day.
A dog's endless barking had me finally going up to the road to see all THESE vehicles and wekkers busy outside No. 18... You care to take a flyer at how much has been spent on this section of the Crescent so far?
Once again we have THIS Muni Water truck while THESE two vehicles are electrical contractors...(read Muni in disguise).
As they dig, so they climb, and you can clearly see the ladder up against Sabeera's streetlight pole HERE..

If you could give me a good reason for this lot waiting till the weekend to get the job done, I'd be willing to listen? Cynic that I am, I figure it's the weekend overtime rates that appeals and no other reason... Wake up dudes!
I'm ratting on you happily.... The trend to wait till the weekend and to then double your charges for overtime deserves to be highlighted here....*gags...

As we are very often the recipients of either no water, a trickle of water, foul-smelling water, odd-tasting water, or mud-coloured water, I guess I'm entitled to point out the fumbling slackers and scream....... Where are the qualified Engineers when we need them?!! *falls over foaming....

Peace...

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Sunday 14th June 2009 at 6.33pm.

AUTHOR OF PEACE.....?

(begun Saturday 13th June at 4.00am....)

Mon Capitano's demonstration of manliness, by way of a mini-powercut last night, only lasted from 4.55pm to 6.30pm and left him in a jolly mood.... He and his chommies fired up the karaoke system sometime later, but I didn't stay awake long enough to appreciate it...

During the blackout I'd gone outside in the forced darkness and had me a bit of fun with our powerful battery-operated torch, shining it down the length of the gumtrees just like the Hardyboyz.... The Convent was apparently included in the outage, though the smart-finish windows on the toddler's dorms were ablaze with..... what? There were no lights on that could be reflecting so...hmm.. weird...

A GateKeeper over at the outbuildings switched on a big orange signal-enhancer briefly and I replied swiftly with my own bright beam... His light vanished and didn't reappear...*winks.. I watched as a large vehicle pulled in across under the gumtrees and doused it's headlights... In the light of my torch it closely resembled THIS one snapped earlier in the morning...*curious..
I could see the driver busy with a flashlight and later heard whistling and calling...*fascinated..

All too soon Bali grew tired of his bullying demonstration and the power was restored...*shrugs..
You don't believe that he has anything to do with the suburb being plunged into darkness? That's OK, as we've already established you've a problem seeing what's before your very eyes...*lawls and goes off to walk...

LATER

*So Jannie is abandoning ship for a while? Interesting that he implies he won't be popping in and out to check the Forum while he's away... No signal where he's going? Back to his home planet for a de-briefing? *cackles... Or maybe he's going to go incognito and come sniff around down our way... Ja right! In my dreams! *sighs...*

Being able/allowed to knock the power out from Cullingworth road to St. Theresa's and the Freeway was all it took to make our insecure Controller feel reassured that he's still Cock of the Heap... Someone out there clearly recognizes him for what he truly is.... *shrieks...

I caught sight of one of those new and extremely fast little white choppers yesterday as it nipped over towards Ridge Road... Off to pick up the Whisperer? *curious... I read that the President hasn't yet moved into his official residence in Pretoria as the other dude is still dragging his heels... I would dearly love to see how many Telkom bakkies and muni vehicles bustle in and out of that property as I write...*winks... Trenches dug and fibre laid and outdoor lighting added, will Jacob's ears begin to sing as mine do, when he finally moves in?

LATER at 7.13am..

*The Master's house alarm has just startled the still quiet neighbourhood...*grins.. Fiddling again Bali dear? Testing your Security Company?*

Did I not squeal loudly and repeatedly on the matter of Eskom and the Munis dishing out the so-called energy saving lightbulbs? Did I not say that these bulbs were ultimately killers as they carried tiny amounts of mercury? *rant...
Try Page 7 of the Mercury June 12th for an article headed: "Toxic Pollution findings Imminent"..
A global assessment suggests that SA appears to be the second-worst emitter of mercury in the world...*sighs... How many of you self-righteously exhorted everyone to use these energy savers at the time...? *gags...
The SA study aims to identify the most polluted mercury hotspots around the country... May I suggest they try the local garbage dumps first off? We lost several bulbs early on, prior to Pick & Pay setting up a special collection bin, so ours would've gone out with the trash... *vomits...

You don't get the connection to the Information Theft Project? Oh FFS!!! With the huge amount of extra signal-enhancing lights being used, many of which are left running 24/7, the PTB thought to recoup some of their losses by forcing the public to use the mercury containing energy savers... Gettit? It didn't hurt either that these bulbs were more tolerant of the inevitable surges created during the 'tests'....
You can add this little charmer to the growing list of atrocities committed in the name of the Muni Wireless/Broadband Network system...
Put it alongside the pollution of Durban Harbour and the surrounding beaches and rivers, the hugely unacceptable EMF and RF emissions taking place everywhere. The poisoning and removal of so many established trees to improve Line of Sight, and that's just for starters..

The potholes that decorate our roads are not so much due to lack of maintenance, but to the continued and deliberate water shedding operations in aid of the Information Theft Scheme. The water is undermining and degrading road surfaces everywhere and causing damage to unsuspecting vehicle owners on a grand scale...*spews...
Good Golly Miss Molly! It's no wonder it's all being done in such a cloak and dagger style that the left hand can't figure out what the right is up to!

The Crooked Town Planner's dodgy scheme to rake in even more moolla by re-evaluating properties to ridiculous levels is already leading to many people having their power cut off... This despite that they are paying in what they can afford...
Much like our own Chief, Sutcliffe has his Salacious Crumb as backup in the form of the personable little Kumar fellow... Another who trots out the party line, careless of the dire financial straits he and his good buddy have caused to so many of the elderly...

LATER at 5.00pm.

Vincent and I went over the wall and into the valley this morning... I was curious to look at the enormous tree with its section nearest der Bunker that appears to be dying... Neither of us could see any reason for this despite our close inspection... Is it bearing the brunt of irresponsible emissions from the Chicken Coop? Or has someone actually climbed up and administered a lethal dose of tree killer in the name of Line of Sight? While we were down there I took THESE pictures of the hole that Pepsi has been using to escape from her yard... An entire panel from our Controllers pre-cast wall has been removed at some stage, though the reason for doing this escapes me...*puzzled...

I find it astonishing that a family who have endured more than one breakin would do nothing to eradicate such vulnerable areas at risk... I've blogged the droog that was up the tree between B.Snr and Bali's in seconds flat, I blogged the fact that Nobby can still get through the electric gates on the road with help, and now I find a panel gone on the valley-facing wall...*marvels...
And I'm shunned even further for daring to suggest the only crimes that occur on that property at No. 6, are very well organised ones...*winks..

LATER at 8.45pm

Was it my sudden appearance that caused the driver of THIS large Muni vehicle to hold a quick confab with his passenger outside No. 18 where they'd parked, and to pull off back to Jan Smuts and away quite smartly? I'd like to think so...*grins...
He clearly remembered being caught en camera previously on THIS occasion back on the 22nd May outside Bernie's home...
I've just been up to the road again (good exercise for the shrunken lungs?) and the bouganvilla buzzer sounded it's greeting as I went by up the stairs...*shrieks..
It slays me that you prefer to believe there are no visual monitoring devices surrounding our home..
We're talking genuine sicko pervert here dudes... You've forgotten the Bedroom Monitor so soon? The incredible sniggering mileage he gets as he captures and reports on our most basic habits? YOUR hero? *falls over laughing..

I look at the young Captain posing for the cameras while wearing his Ministry of Good Works disguise and I shudder at what lurks beneath that pseudo-intellectual exterior... How does he justify his obvious enjoyment of others pain and misery? Does he see himself as some sort of hard man, having suffered his own tragedy, and therefore entitles himself to a few basic and bizarre quirks? M's shooting being one and my endless trials another.. *curious.. His delight at Siripat Field was palpable and not easily forgotten....*sighs...

Though I've long been regarded as one short of a six-pack, the truth of the matter is that I've fallen among more than just mere thieves... There are some seriously disturbed time-bombs just ticking away at Dodge City as they feast on stolen information.
Information obtained through the technology given to them by the Unfortunate Allen I'm Just Doing My Job Spence... Controllers are to be answerable to Stations countrywide and there's the rub...
A brilliant move, and doubtless one engineered by the ShaikBoyz in their collaborations with the Oldboys Network... I'm betting that both these Teams think they hold the upper hand and I have to guess that Colin Balliram attempts to play both sides of the fence? On that side-splitting thought I'm off to bed.... gnite.... *beams..

Peace...

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Sunday 14th June 2009 at 9.40am..