ROTISSERIED.......

(begun Saturday 6th September at 10.15am....)

I get the distinct feeling I'm supposed to be grateful Lord Fowl has cut back somewhat on beating up our TV? You'd better believe his pseudo-good behaviour is temporary, and he is literally simmering with his usual petulant rage.... *snorts..

Having been at the receiving end of his bizarrely childish tantrums for more years than I care to remember, I'm in a unique position to know the Truth of the matter.....

The visible change to the PC screen, my new server in #trivia (BTW, the efnet results are again showing 'new' next to each channel)....

The dropdown channel menu doesn't work, try as I may, and merely defaults back to my new efnet.cs.hut.fi server when I hit connect....*grins..

The noises behind the monitor still occur as I guess his buddies are ushered in...

More unfixable errors are found by Norton Win-doctor and One Button Checkup each week. The list of missing files grows in leaps and bounds....

The extreme busyness of my harddrive at intervals when in #trivia still occurs.... Whether I'm being spammed or pinged en-mass there is no slacking off from his attentions..... The Network Administrator from Hell fosho...*chokes..

My newer Nokia being savagely and loudly smacked this morning till it switched itself off FFS....

The so-careless noise as he enters the switched off TV jackpoint in the early hours each morning. The bad behaviour of my landline that so often says this number doesn't exist only to ring correctly when re-dialled...

Another lull before the next fire-storm of attacks no doubt....*snorts... Any concern that Selebi's Project will be given a bad name before it's even properly off the ground, is way too late...*shrieks...

Twas a stroke of luck that I found the old Purdons up next to The Gatehouse in Garbutt Road..

Being subjected to powercuts as small as one minute apart, and some lasting for more than a day? Repeatedly abused via their electricity supply they were....

And you would have me believe that the attentions paid me are an isolated case? You surely jest! *gags...

With these new powers so willingly handed to them by the likes of Allen Spence, comes the opportunity for endless sport and payback throughout the Zone.....

The Rotten Apples and their Golden Tool are spoiled now for choice.... You will certainly never be told of the victims that provide endless entertainment up on the Hill.....*looks at those magnificent hi-fi speakers...

If your only rebuttal is still that by my repetition do I now believe my own fantasies, then go pull the other one....*cackles..

On the contrary, I repeat myself in an effort to drive home into your amazingly thick skulls, the 'quality' of Controller you yourself will be infested by, in the not too distant future... All those lame armchair psychiatrists who continue to insist I am on a hate-filled mission of revenge, should consider taking a refresher course and soon....*laughs...

I don't have the time nor the energy to waste on hatred you twits! *cackles... Like Bali, I am in this for the long haul, and will blog every misdemeanour and cruel act that he commits, until my time is up..... Can he change for the better? Hell yes! Look at me! *keels over laughing.....

However sadly, I have to say again it is MOST unlikely el Maestro de Pollo will experience a Road to Damascus moment during MY lifetime....

He will continue heedlessly to abuse the power given to him by that Ultra-Idiot, Allen Spence.... It's just too tempting and always good for a laugh not so Bali?

You tell me truly that you and your Boet-in-law didn't simper at each other delightedly the minute you heard my Good neighbour discover her geyser was destroyed on Monday night, and I will morph into the angel Gabriel FFS! *disgusted...

All your bizarre pecadillos and perversions have been safely covered up to now by "it's for the Project", but fingers crossed, that word is spreading as to your real nature and the appalling bad judgement shown in giving you control over anything at all....*yawns....

Later:

By the time you read this the Courageous Couple will already have attempted their idea of Damage Control ...*lawls...

Sue the Book is ill again..... Understandable when you consider her location to be in DLOS to Everything including the Microwave tower itself...*nauseated.....

Could it be that my Master was told to tread softly around the mouthy old Toad for the moment? Could it be that feeling restricted and angry he decided Sue the Book would instead get some extra attention? and the GameWrecker? I wish I were joking.....*sighs...

The GameWrecker woke up on Wednesday last week with his face a bright red. Most unusual in such a sallow-skinned person. He had a bad throat too and took himself off to the Doctor earlier in the week. He was told it looked a bit red, given antibiotics and sent home. If he wasn't better by Monday he was to visit a Dentist.

Clearly the GP didn't know the cause of the discomfort....*shrugs.

Sue the Book now tells me she has the same problem. Her GP reacted the same way, only the antibiotics she got haven't sorted her out and she is now having to visit a dentist? A pattern here? More wild speculation on my part? I put the phone down and my teeth started screaming and my hand died within seconds...*cackles... The Captain of Courage enjoyed listening in to Suzanne's tale of woe? Fosho....

Missus C's affronted attitude at my ongoing allegations is now passe in the extreme....She knows as well as I what he is capable of and the depths he will sink to for a moments self-gratification...*pukes.... I asked Penny on Thursday how she was feeling, and she clutched at her ears and said the noise is now VERY bad.... I hugged her and said she is lucky to have the gift to 'hear' the electricity..... *gags... What can I say to her? You tell me?

I have given you so many examples of my Master's peurile behaviour, it should now make sense when I say he quietened his attacks on me last week only to crank them up on Sue the Book, the GameWrecker and Penny...

I will recant only if Sue's visit to the dentist finds an abscess or worse....*shrugs...

The shifty little dude in the Crown Pool Services bakkie had the misfortune to arrive on Bali's verge a minute after I pulled in....*laughs...

He shifted uneasily in the driver's seat while I got out and opened my gates.... I then wandered a bit up the crescent and took some pictures of the fine array of alterations now visible on Sabeera's verge and on her streetlight..... The sight of my camera proved too much for Crown Pools and he turned on his engine and left....*falls over laughing..

The GameWrecker tells me the Municipality has now officially announced that it's decreasing consumers water pressure by half....*roffels.... To hide the fact that somewhere near you there are thousand upon thousands of litres being deliberately and wastefully run off into the ground, as the water and sewage pipes are taken over by cabling..... *snorts..

Will you add together the weird and unpleasant symptoms the three stooges have and are experiencing this week? I woke for three days in a row last week, just after 2.00am.... Why?

Administering heavy doses of our medicine at that hour mon Capitano? Before Missus C so articulately jumps to his defence, as she is doomed to do forever, let me remind you that she has as much invested in this Eavesdropping Project as my Lord Foul, and is therefore bound to prevaricate and to use her acting skills to the maxiumum....*snores gently....

What good does it do these innocents, for me to scream Mayday? Efall!!!! *sighs...

Peace julle...

---oOo---

Saturday 6th September 2008 at 2.08pm.

WHAT, ME WORRY......?

(begun Friday 5th September at 4.00am.....)

Dim, murky,orange described my two outdoor lights this morning..... even when switched off the reflection from the Mothership on the Highway was a mere travesty of it's possible glory....

Running at less than half-mast fosho,and yet Alec Irwin still gibbers for more money...*spits..

It's like, each Official is now desperately trying to outdo the other in this huge LieFest..... Our own little band,headed by the Town Clerk,are my clear favourites for Prevaricators of the Century, but then of course, I'm biased....*gags...

Was it not revealed on the projected Plans that so many lights would be needed left active 24/7? Of the added cost of the huge amount of SE's now studding the outsides of properties?

There's no turning back with the billions having been poured into this questionable Project already. The biggest failure of the lot has to be the lack of foresight involving the manpower required to move this behemoth....(sp)

While it's put a measly loaf of bread on the table for many otherwise starving families, the unskilled labour force are now costing this scheme dearly in more ways than one...*snorts..

I guess the BizAfrika/Telkom contractors are being blamed for the latest sewage stench that's wafted in bursts through the valley since the weekend. They will also be the reason for the white stuff in the drinking water....*nods..

They didn't seal a pipe join correctly or they reconnected a sewage line to a water line? *grimbo..... A repeat of the Durban Harbour fiasco fosho....Whatever..... You'll be able to follow the project fairly easily as it gallops about the country killing off the wildlife and poisoning the population....

When you read in the Press of an area suddenly without drinking water, or a huge break in the pipeline, you may be sure it's Project related.....

Last night the AirWing chopper thundered repeatedly overhead,as it busied itself linking up the additions made to Sabeera's streetlight and pipes outside No. 18 Harris Crescent, and doubtless whatever has now been fitted into my Good Neighbours roof along with the replacement geyser....*gags...

Imagination? After four years you still consider I suck this from my thumb? *sillies....

The Beast will of course have roped in the majority of IT savvy people throughout the country, knowing their weakness for a fast internet connection..

Fingers crossed that they've made some bad choices along the way,and that at least some of their invited puppets see through the subterfuge and speak out.....*yawns...

Will it be too late by then? Will the shifty Monitors speedily activate the option to VOIP any dissenter's home and gather conversations the owner would rather not have revealed, however innocuous they seem? *curious..

Imagine to yourself that EVERY word you uttered in your home was played back to an audience of sniggering low-lifes..... every sound you made..... Are you Absolutely certain not one of your casual remarks could be repeated to someone that could impact your life detrimentally? *fascinated...

Later:

By 5.10am I'd finished walking and switched off our valley spotlight. The reflection of light from the Mothership overheads is at it's very lowest yet. Did my Master then make a further adjustment that startled the Egyptian geese into such a great honking? *roffels.....

Why such a remarkably low output today? *curious... Could it be that some daring soul has indeed bothered to take his big dogs down the Freeway for a spin into the city? *laughing... To test out my wild theory?

Will you now have to be more careful with the strength of emissions in case this happens? God I'm GOOD!!! *falls over shrieking insanely....

To anyone that may have even considered my suggestion, let me remind you that each and every one that clicks on this blog is noted for further investigation. Each and EVERYONE.

Those that my Controller is unsure of, will be watched very closely. Those that by a miracle, actually believe what I say here to be the Truth......

Have you a landline? Has it become badly behaved recently? Do your house lights dip fractionally on odd occasions?

Indeed, have you been VOIPED by your local Station and are now being monitored to the hilt?

I heard no dogs barking, if indeed any crossed the Freeway bridge this morning...*beams... The Egyptian geese seldom say much from their perch on top of the Mothership... What startled them so in the dark morning? *curious...

You consider I place too much credence on random noises made by the local wildlife? *shrugs... If the canine population are so helpful, the lack of toads such an obvious message, and the cricket song (be it Korean or local)? why not the Egyptian geese and the hadedas?

My Master plays with the very air that surrounds them - why would they not call out or, as in the case of the toads, move elsewhere?

Later:

No nasty shocks awaited me at the Opticians yesterday. After five years of regular tests I'm at last due for a slight upgrade.... Those times (often this week) when I sit down to read the forum and my eyes begin to water and burn at Startup, have had no lasting effect at all..... *relieved...

Strange how this problem seems to improve most evenings as I brouse, instead of getting worse..*looks at Bali..... What is it that is so strong at Startup but that mostly settles down sometime later? Riddlemeree.....

Was it my blog that brought this elderly engineer out from the Muni? The stench of sewage in the morning? Who sounded the alarm? I watched as they all gathered about the manhole by the Stopstreet and craned into it's depths looking for the fault...*cackles....

Saturday 6th September at 4.00am:

Even the smallest deviation from the norm has me intrigued.... The Captain of Immense Courage had der Bunker SE active ALL day yesterday. Missus C was again home earlier than usual in the afternoon.... Hmmm...

The Airwing chopper trundled overhead repeatedly after 9.00pm. Back and forth to the microwave tower at Overport and then on the to base station that is Howard College....

Did the First Prize winners of Tracker's National Awards genuinely win on the number of stolen vehicles recovered, or is the Project being installed in the Komatipoort area as I write this?

Google is YOUR friend not mine.....*cackles..

Did I not say that it was going to get really interesting with the new availability of private information? Ms. Zille squeals with rage that vodacom aka telkom handed her phone records over to the authorities....

Her squeal would rise to an almighty shriek were she to realise her every word is by now listened to by a Monitor....*cackles....

And that Monitor could well be Mister Rassool's cousin or nephew.... I have told you often of the nepotism practised here in the Zone, regarding this Project....*nods....

You delude yourself were you to think it is restricted to our area alone...*laughing..

I am more certain than ever that we now have FTTH and that all our personal data is carried via our power supply and those fat black cables strapped to the streetlight poles....*shrugs..

When I'd pulled in to St. Theresa's on Thursday with magazines for Sister Stephen, she had kindly walked me down to what I've always called the Power House..... This unusual occurrence had at least one GateKeeper bobbing smartly up in the foyer...*laughing..

Where the three giant SE's here are situated, is one inside a glassed-off verandah at the end of the nun's living quarters, one on the wall outside this verandah and yet a third on the wall outside the bathroom leading off this verandah.... So - two on outdoor walls and one on an indoor wall....

My word, would I not like to question the Sisters who frequent that particular area after dark! *fascinated.... Sister Stephen doesn't. *sighs.... The output from those three SE's alone must be enormous...

Why are these lights being run from inside the Convent? For all your metal bars and mirror-finished windows, they most certainly are, and in particular the toddlers dormitories and the so-called Senior Boys Hostel..... ?

Why bother with all the window dressing when the SE's are going to be active within feet of the orphans themselves anyway? *vomits...

Who, in the Senior Boys Hostel has been living in an upstairs room since prior to November 15th 2005? Find them and test their hearing why don't you? *grins... Yes, their hearing.... You deaf?

I'm betting it's changed dramatically, and they too have a frequency whine that now changes according to the Wireless output.....

This is not apparently life-threatening in itself so why bother to mention it? Because of what happened to Basil, Sue the Book and Penny is why.....*cackles..

My apologies for what is a particularly mind-numbing blog with nothing much to redeem it....

If you haven't got the message by now, little I can say will change your minds.... I will however, plod on relentlessly....

Peace...

---oOo---

Saturday 6th September at 1.30pm.