SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL.......

(begun Saturday 28th June at 3.00am....)

The Master, as Penny calls him, has a sufficiently servile ring to it, to satisfy even His Foulness' desire for respect...*grins...

I woke earlier to hear The Master's dogs venting and wondered whether Lord Shifty was up and about at this hour... Quite probably...*shrugs..

Have you read the latest Noseweek? An expose on the GuptaBoyz of Sahara had me feeling fairly nostalgic..... Those heady days when mweb was our ISP.... You remember?

How not long after the shrooms debacle, I had found that Sahara were monitoring our PC? Of course the GameWrecker was oblivious, but there they were in the Norton logs.(see printouts) keeping a close eye on this ancient subversive toad... *cackles wildly....

I remember saying that they must have won the Government contract to invade computers on behalf of the Law....*snorts..

When they finally pulled out of our PC for whatever reasons, was when the Lord of my Life 'officially' took over...

Have the GuptaBoyz met Koobair socially? Are they personally familiar with any of our Rotten Apples? Who was it that ordered the monitoring of our PC back then? Jackie Selebi himself certainly wouldn't have been bothered to give such an order...

I smell a strong connection between the GuptaBoyz and the invisible warrant granting Collin Prakash Balliram the right to control and monitor our personal computer...*nods... Gary Alexander is a mate of mon Capitano's? *curious...

I finally got round to actually reading our latest Zone Weekly Gazette yesterday, and had a good giggle at the carefully chosen articles...*grins... that Newsheet is PWNED!!!!

That I missed the original piece apparently published on 5th June, must have caused no little disappointment in certain circles.... They have now more than made up for it this week...*falls over...

I tend to skip articles on do-gooders, unless of course state-aided institutions are involved.... It should be a simple matter to verify whether the Architect and the Iqbal Naroth in the news article, resplendant in his SAPS reservist uniform, are one and the same...

An archived picture if so, and certainly the resemblance is there...*beams...

Tempting as it is, to pick up the red and fishy-smelling ball, I will uncharacteristically wait...*grins...

A really great picture of der Kommissar visiting the Universal Islamic Cultural Trust Centre... the article gives this establishment as being in Keal Road....

ja, the same Keal Road that had the ongoing water runoffs forming a lake at the Sparks Rd. junction.... That more recently had a tsunami hit them just a little further in from Sparks Road...*grins..

The very same Keal Road that appears to be where our dynamic young IT friendly Councillor Alex Christians resides....*interested.... Another red herring to get the old fart steamed up and pawing the ground? *laughing...

That too will have to go on the backburner for the moment...*shrugs...

The carefully placed article on upgrading the water system in Reservoir Hills and Clare Estate to the tune of R850mil is a classic example of how the Wireless Eavesdropping Project are going about their business....*roffels...

The residents are treated to great surges of water which burst pipes willy-nilly... Next, the water is switched off completely for indefinite lengths of time... This is done for as long as it takes to convince the majority of homeowners in the area, to accept the huge gangs of wekkers that will now saturate the streets, as legitimate Water Dept. employees.... Neat hey?

Replacing the entire water system infrastructure will cover all and every oops! moment as cabling is frantically crammed into water and sewer lines throughout the area...*cackles..

The GameWrecker tells me he finally made contact with a Water Dept. official yesterday. He was advised that our water is discoloured due to trace elements of manganese and that it is perfectly safe to drink in spite of this....

A small aside - I fill the kettle from the tap and it has, this past week, begun making the MOST weird array of sounds as the water heats up.... any connection between this and the discoloration? *curious...

As I've mentioned, our individual water system is now accessible, and has been used before if you recall, by the Rotten Apples....

Will The Master have his electrician out first thing today to fix the glaring security risk posed by his so easily pushed apart electric gates? If not, why not?? *watches with interest...

The furore caused by the 'theft' on Friday 13th June and the amount of extra SAPS manpower involved in heroically bullying the so-called 'suspect', will certainly take on a dodgy air were my Master to leave the gate problem as it is.... *cackles...

Will the 2 officers who spent time terrifying the little maid by swearing at her, and repeatedly asking about a stolen computer that never existed, apologise to Penny? Quite the contrary is my bet, and I will be watching her back, like a hawk I promise you....*winks...

It is situations like these that clearly prove my standards in assessing the Courageous Couple have been way too high all along....*snorts...

Sinking to their level of behaviour has certainly sharpened the picture....*vomits...

I believe I mentioned young Baron Frankson in my previous blog and, like clockwork, the Village People wannabee here was back across the way under the gumtrees last night, with his airgun... *falls over laughing...

I didn't even bother to go out and check as the lame wally fired off his pellets into the dark, aimlessly....*chokes....

The fact that the shooter arrived so promptly after my blog was published, surely confirms that it is read by the DrugLord and very much connected to Bali and his cronies however loudly he squeals denial....*cackles...

Later:

Just a bit before 4.20am a light flashed briefly on the mulberry tree...Hmmm... a new angle and from where it came I can't imagine...

Bali thumped into the TV socket at 4.20am and, sitting there quietly, both cats insisted there was someone below our wall...

A noisy cracking of twigs and scuffling sounds... Could be an Irish Wolfhound or St. Bernard I suppose....*laughing.... Whatever it was moved on, and my two lookouts settled down again...

I've remarked before that the lighting appears to be running very often on a much lower voltage? The streetlights are often pathetically dimly lit, not to mention our houselights... Our geyser has recently begun taking hours longer than normal to heat up as well.... The GameWrecker says that is normal for the winter months....*shrugs..

I'm all for cutting back on our consumption if it helps the Wireless Eavesdropping Project, and supports the enormous extra drain on the Power supplies needed for the signal enhancers...*cheesy grin...

The 30% electricity rates hike is no doubt paying for the, was it now 10? brilliant outdoor lights my Controller has installed, plus this beautiful golden light that was left on overnight in the dormitory across the way... Truly stunning, and I'm disappointed that all the pictures I've taken of it, show it as a blinding white flash set amongst the normal lighting.... A puzzle indeed....

It was a peaceful day yesterday, with His Fowlness behaving as an ISP should, for once... Rare and appreciated....

Though I still type it as I've always done, recently the spacing has changed drastically on the published results of my blog and the picture has shrunk to half it's size.... This means.....?

Peace julle....

---oOo---

Saturday 28th June 2008 at 6.29am

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME......

(begun Friday 27th June at 3.55am...)

My Master behaves like a petulant child. One minute tossing his toys from the cot in a rage, the next squealing piteously that he is innocent of any wrongdong....*falls over...

He began the Game at 6.00am yesterday, with a couple of google validation errors, as I sat down before the PC...*shrugs....

As always I am flabbergasted by the amount of support he receives from his online peers, who clearly don't know the real person behind the carefully crafted and maintained facade..... *cackles...

Many appear in witless fashion, to have smelled blood and joined the Hunt out of nothing more than boredom....

I picture Missus C as their cheerleader, leading the baying hounds with her Liar-inscribed banner aloft..... *grins...

I'd headed for the Station yesterday, to see Navi mid-morning, and drove up to find this spectacle....

A digger had been enlisted to rope a huge downed tree trunk and to pull it clear of the Station's verge...Ooops! Just whose brilliant idea that had been is anyone's guess....*laughing....

der Kommissar had his door firmly closed when I arrived...*grins.... As I was leaving, I drove nearer the digger and got out to take some pictures of the fallen over vehicle and chat to the officers standing nearby....

I am happy to report that at that exact point, der Kommissar emerged from his office with astonishing speed, giving me this prize for my already over-loaded fridge door....*curtseys deeply...

Thursdays as always, appear to be the busiest day of the week here in the Zone...*winks... I was fortunate to see the same bakkie as before (with the dagga-leaf type logo and the word IRRIGATION on the bed) leaving Kasim's servitude at 12.55pm...*smiles...

A large contingent of Parks wekkers and machinery settled down at the bottom of the valley. As in the past, there is little to see as a result of their labours and the valley today, for the most part, remains uncut... *shrugs..

Shortly after the gang left mid-afternoon, I noticed this Muni Water Dept. bakkie parked down under the trees.... This gentleman either saw me doing the Candid Camera thing, or was advised on his cellphone that I was about...*winks at Bali.... He didn't linger much after that...

Just before 5.00pm the dogs next door went nutz and I went through to see why.... A large German-shepherd type dog was at the Bottom of the Controller's driveway..... The gates were shut - how could this be?

With a chest as broad as Nobby's it had pushed it's way through the gates as easily as Mangled Spotty constantly does... As easily as the two thieves had managed to enter Bali's property on Friday 13th, attracted no doubt by the gleaming BMW left standing in the open garage...*snorts....

Would a Good Policeman be permitted to verify this, as I only have it on the GameWrecker's word that the gates can be so easily pushed apart?

Permission emphatically denied? Fosho...*cackles... The GameWrecker has pushed them apart easily, many times, to rescue the dogs from the road....

So, why did I not blog this immediately? In the tangled web of lies and subterfuge surrounding the incident, I simply forgot....*shrugs...

The sight of the large dog on their driveway before 5.00pm yesterday evening, was the push my addled head needed. By the time I got up the top and went down to the gates to check, the dog had vanished. The same large dog that Sue the Book informed me, was lying dead on the road later on.....*heaves... Another notch in Kasim's belt then, as I verified this morning it was his unfortunate animal....

My interest in the 'list' of stolen goods supplied to the Insurers on Friday 13th, knows no bounds.... *shrieks.... Did the two thieves cast a Undetectable Extension Spell on their two smallish carriers, rather like Hermione from the Harry Potter stories? *falls over and hopes that at least one reader is familiar with these tales....

Penny is what we ancient whities would patronisingly call 'old school'... If anyone over 12 reads these waffles they may be familiar with the term...*coughs...

Silently accepting abusive treatment from their employers, they will continue to work their fingers to the bone to keep their job....*is guilty....

She has been framed as a scapegoat to cover the careless Courageous Couple's attitude to their security.... More than that? Ahhh..... you will have to wait and see.......*chortles....

Could it be self-recrimination that has caused the Jack Hunter to feel ill so long after the actual event took place? May I guess that's not bloody likely! *guffaws...

As with most self-centred brats, he will instead be attempting to cover all leads that point to his culpability... Frantically looking for ways to lay the blame on someone else...*grim...

Penny is the current sitting-duck... Once they have gotten rid of her, who then will be hired to look after their children? Will Elizabeth return? She didn't go far after leaving the Heroic Pair, and I would guess she still works nearby...*grins...

Rumours of a great wall full of aerials, being erected next to the Gateway Mall, have me turning to the ever helpful vodacom3g.....*beams...

Comments on your company's latest endeavours would be received with interest? It is heartening to find that the Beast (with whom vodacom are supposedly in fierce competition), allows such freedom for your company to forge ahead in this manner....*keels over laughing.... Competition se voet!!!

The chopper crew were back last night, and made several low passes overhead. Linking what to the Grid? Surely not the work being done at the clueless but Good No. 14's property? Or could it be to do with the ongoing work done at the end of Kasim's servitude in the valley below and involving the water supply? *baffled....

Try as I may yesterday evening at 5.38pm, I could only get a stream of Error 718's when trying to connect. *grins..

At 5.55pm there was another ruckus from my Master's dogs and I went along the passage to investigate. In time to see my roving ISP ambling down his stairs in the dark.

I tried again to connect some 10 minutes later, and was blessed with success....*beams grovellingly....

My Controller is on a mission to have me eat my words... Did I say he was not in charge? *falls over... Why of course he is, and always shall be, ever after....*pats the enraged twit cautiously....

The GameWrecker insists that our tapwater is still brown, and keeps asking whether the Water Dept. has responded to his Fault report....*roffles... They have bigger fish to fry, and I don't anticipate hearing from them soon if at all....

He also tells me there was a great deal of water run down the road from what he thought was the base of the fire hydrant, when he arrived home last night....

Joe Public will pay the enormous 30% price hike for electricity, and will soon be slammed with a similar hike for the deliberate water wasteage... Beautifully done....

Don't feign surprise at the renewal of Jackie Selebi's contract...*grins... The man supposedly in charge of the covert (at least to the Masses), Wireless Eavesdropping Project is hardly likely to lose his job at this point....

One call from him to say, Martin Welz at Noseweek, and the dominos (sp) would begin to tumble....*cackles.... He is in a win-win situation.....

As I said yonks ago, he is merely twiddling his thumbs and getting mega-bucks for it, until his guys can unearth information which will reinstate him with honours....*laughing...

I truly have no problem with the Selebi's and Zumas et al.... It is their Whisperers I really can't abide...*gags...

The ShaikBoyz and Koobairs of our country that make our leaders look foolish... That tempt them with untold riches to follow corrupt paths....*snorts...

The badly-behaved brat is on the warpath! The TV, pretty much well behaved since the 'theft' last week, has been smacked loudly and repeatedly this morning...*falls over.....

My old CPF loaded Nokia is slammed off as well, more often than not. Confirming as always, the deliberate and ongoing efforts by Bali and the Rotten Apples to disrupt our Forum by fair means or foul...*gags.... His uncontrollable rages ensure that he becomes more of a liability to the Project each day....

Peace....

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Friday 27th June 2008 at 5.49pm.