THE CASH CONVERTED.....

(begun Monday 9th June at 3.10am..)

Were the GateKeepers tramping through the valley just after 2.00am? Something set Pepsi off...*shrugs...

It is always possible she was just trying to keep from freezing is all...

I wonder whether the kid is asleep as she flies high in the sky, heading for northern climes.... the start of another adventure fosho...*beams...

The small stuff that may well bore you all to tears and yet fascinates me so, continues...

The discomfort in my teeth and jaw had increased last night, to the extent I was considering having them pulled out....*cackles..

This morning as I write there is not a twinge to remind me... Haibo! More magical effects achieved via Wireless/EMF levels?

It certainly would appear that way....*grins...

And no, the huge light run from the dorms for the week prior to my kid arriving home, has not yet reappeared. Instead, the GateKeepers have activated this one that's above the door of an outbuilding near the church. Brilliant white it is, and I guess it's pretty powerful.....*shrugs...

It was still on at some point during the day yesterday, and visible last night as well... whether to replace the huge dorm light I don't know...*curious..

Eskom are back with their threatening posturing... Pages and pages of album pictures showing streetlights and businesses running lights during daylight hours confirm them to be liars...*cackles...

Trying to pin wastefulness on the Public just won't wash... The huge amount of additional outdoor lighting required to push the signal through the neighbourhoods and cities, won't be saving anything that's fosho.... Utter bollox! *snorts..

Later:

I listened out in the dark before 4.00am as my Master's system made it's noisy and erratic ticking sound. It has nothing to do with his own personal Wireless song, which emanates from a totally different point.

I must have sat for close on an hour, wrapped up warmly against the chill breeze.... Not a twinge from my teeth at all....*shrugs..

Sitting in front of the PC, or in my usual corner of the lounge, may be the trigger that sets them off...*cackles....Imagination? Pfttt....

So much time to think, sitting quietly out there.... and I run through the names of people excluded from this magnificent Project...

Our own CPF Treasurer, without any effort on her part, suddenly landing a job that suited her down to the ground, and that satisfactorily keeps her out of the Zone till midday each day....*grins...

Even she was surprised to find her new boss was the Head of the successful Westville CPF...*shrieks...

eh - wheels within wheels.....

Our ex-CPF Chairman? Certainly capable of acquiring the basic skills needed to 'belong' to the Club, and yet - excluded. Was it 3 or maybe 4 hijackings he endured at his front gate? A vocal supporter of the PTB, and yet deemed unsuitable for inexplicable reasons? *curious...

No. 14? Too christian? He too, has landed contracts at three different Malls, ensuring that he is seldom home to see the work done on the water lines right outside his property in the road...*laughing...

Bernie and his Missus? A roof over their heads and possibly subsidized rates? Reward enough for them to play...*shrugs..

Cliff the Dodgy? The acquisition of a young housemate, doubtless computer literate, and the prime position of his house, ensure that he Plays the Game.... recruited by Barnabas' fair Carol fosho... *nods...

Speaking of whom - I hear her house was up for Sale a while back. Does she still travel regularly to the east on business trips? A shame it was that she grew so complacent and revealed her part so clearly... that it is pretty much guaranteed twas she that made the initial approach to so many state-subsidised institutions here in the Zone...*shrugs..

It certainly didn't need a rocket-scientist to figure out the involvement of Barnabas right up to Government level, in this cosy eavesdropping project....*heaves..

A couple of big dogs howled over Michan Road way just after 4.00am as the system was cranked up... Mo did the HardyBoyz thing as usual, and my Controller's mutts said not a word, as they doubtless huddled in some unwelcoming corner against the cold....*gags...

Would that I could drive past Premier Rassool's mansion and check out his blazing signal enhancers, and compare them to those installed at Helen Zille's home...*cackling...

She will be at a severe disadvantage despite that I figure she has been filled in on the Project.

Rassool will have his druglord connections and be privy to the Telkom eavesdropper's information since way back...*shrugs..

Later:

I finally got round to the Sunday papers... Check out Page 13 of the Tribune for more laughs...

Good old Appalsamy Parker is back, once again claiming that he is due for parole soon. This article claims he was sentenced to 20 years in August 1996 for his part in the SBV Heist. He and P.S. Naidoo (who got 48 years) have truly turned to the lord....*gags..

A coincidence then that it is a Reverend Gopaul that has turned their lives around? Could it be the same Reverend whose side-kicks set off the biggest explosions ever heard in the Zone, to celebrate his birthday?

The same Reverend who was given a customised vintage car worth a small fortune? The very same one that donated a million to an organisation whose name escapes me?

*thinks back to the SBV Heist and the still missing R32.5 million and sniffs the air.... My word, is it getting interesting or what? *shrieks...

Reading Page 5 of the Saturday Independent wiped the silly grin right off my face...

May I guess that Allen Spence (magnificently titled Superintendent of the Central Region eThekwini Electricity), is now forced to carry his nose ahead of him in a shopping trolley? "Cable Theft out of Control"?

Up against a steady stream of lies spouted daily in the press, there is absolutely no doubt he is the clear winner....*snorts and applauds...

I am adamant that 99.9% of cable theft is 'arranged'. Where is the gang that was arrested a few weeks ago, caught in the act of stealing cable? I guess they're out and about continuing to fulfil their unwritten contract....*projectile vomits at the red-eyed Spence...

Wearing stolen Muni overalls? Nice try Al, but you can go sit next to your buddy the Town Clerk on the Liars Bench and count your loot to while away the time....*gags....

Notice: If the cable has been 'stolen' from YOUR street, I suggest you pay close attention to what follows.... Telkom bakkies and their contractors, Water Dept. vehicles, even sewage line markers may spring up nearby. Water lines will be cut through in 'error', white wireless boxes will appear on the poles.... eh - the list of changes involved in merely replacing the 'stolen' cable is endless...

Step outside after dark and take a set of photos moving round in a circle. Take another set a month later and keep going, while you watch in amazement at the huge amount of outdoor lighting that is added to buildings and houses over a period of time..

Wakey, wakey people - your lives are about to be OWNED!

Later:

Astonishingly enough, Missus Courageous was home and parked by 5.00pm this evening. Something I said? *smiles... Surely not...

Peace julle....

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Monday 9th June 2008 at 9.13pm.

WEAVE AND SPIN......

(Random Backblog begun Friday 16th May at 5.10am..)

I don't know about an exact science, but it certainly can't be easy....

They came over after 4.30am, and headed down to Cato Crest and the Bellair Road, where they circled and circled as they connected the dots...

High enough to disturb only a few light sleepers, and for the rest, just another background noise...clever....

They had finished before 5.00am and bustled off north-east to the microwave tower in Overport...

Again, I would hope that these two guys are being paid their proper dues.... An error made over the densely populated suburbs, could be disastrous and messy, and the very repetitious nature of their work is itself, risky....*applauds..

I attended my first ever CPF Motherbody Meeting up at the Station last night...

Purely as an extra vote to ensure our CPF Chair was elected Head of the Motherbody...*beams..

It didn't happen....*falls over laughing...

Seemingly endless speeches by CPF Heads later, der Kommissar addressed us and livened things up by reporting on actual cases of crime. Then, back to the business of electing a new Chair.

Unaccustomed as I am to these formal Meetings, I struggled mightily to keep a straight face, as several Members went on the defensive over the interpretation of the Constitution rules on voting...*grins...

In the end, the election itself was postponed for a few weeks, until the correct legal guidelines for voting are established by the SAPS lawyers...*winks..

I snuck out for a quick puff at some point, and wandered down to say hi to the guys chatting next to the Charge Office...

Where are the cakes? they asked.... To their obvious amusement, I suggested that they tell the knobheaded Collin Balliram to stop adjusting our oven-temperature before I baked again...*laughing and remembering der Kommissar saying how long it must take me to bake cakes for them....

These four cars were parked across the Crescent last night and the jolly karaoke machine was back...

Apart from a fleeting visit by Missus C it was a gays oops, guys only, evening and a happy occasion....*grins..

Once I had gone to bed I heard nothing till morning...*shrugs...

A friend rang yesterday to say she was curious that I had last blogged on the 9th May... What had happened to me? *cackles..

Clearly the Rulers of the Zone had us shut down. I have no idea of the reasons for this as my last blog 'Pandering', was as mild as they come...*shrugs..

For two weeks prior to our being taken out, a Windows shield offering updates had sat stonily in the bottom task bar, refusing to leave...

The GameWrecker had said it was an IE update and we didn't need it, and eventually he had downloaded it just to get rid of the stubborn icon...

He tells me that on Saturday morning the 10th May he had been offered a further Windows update, which he had accepted. That evening I had logged on as always and had noted how fast the myadsl pages had loaded. Unused as I was to a decent speed of any sort, I found it remarkable. I shut down at about 8.00pm to go watch a movie...

Sunday morning at about 6.00am I switched on and found we had been taken out...*cackles..

Monitor green light activated, Modem lights as they should be, harddrive light flashing but soundlessly. Nothing loading and the monitor screen remained black...

Absolutely nothing happens on our PC that is not controlled by Collin Balliram... Nothing! *shrugs..

Were either of us to click on a corrupt link, it is easily within my Master's power to repair the damage, and you all know this....*beams..

A week later, still sans our PC, the GameWrecker goes into PC Pitstop as he always does, using the kid's laptop. Prominently displayed in a News column on the side opening page, is an article on a problem caused by a Windows Service Pack update...

the very update the GameWrecker had installed the Saturday before we went down...*Haibo! Magic!

We were due to be shut down by fair means or fowl were we not? *laughing...

With the internet gag firmly in place, mon yobbo has had a ball sending interference to our 'old' TV and on all 3 phones...

His two little beasts have spent more time out on the road than on their property, and the transvestite, in a wide variety of outfits, has taken to hanging about in the valley near enough to set all the dogs going mad....

He may well be the Cream of the country's Cracker crop, but in the Abuse Dept. Bali now fails miserably...*grins... He simply can't grasp that the more he attacks our assets, the more I accept them as a way of life and the less they bother me...*smiles..

To all those that insist that if I were to shut up, my problems would cease...? A theory that has repeatedly been proven wrong. This time I have been silenced forcefully for over a week, and yet the abuse continues unabated so....? *grins..

Later:

At 5.00pm the lights covering the MTB at the University were already ablaze... Two biggens on the Convent Power House, and a good few orange lights dancing on the smart windows at the dorms. Where they were reflected from is a mystery as the streetlights are not yet on....*shrugs..

Saturday 17th May at 3.35am:

Despite the blow to my confidence in finding the bell tower signal enhancer to be an apparent trick of the light (see pics), I refuse steadfastly to back down on my other claims. To suggest that all the nighttime shots taken, showing technology installed on the Church itself, are also rubbish, would be ridiculous...

Were you to accompany me to the church and to climb to the roof, I could pinpoint exactly where these items are installed....*cackling...

The Wireless song in the valley stops and starts erratically as I sit at the desk. My Master is up and about playing with the system?

Friday 10th May's Natal Mercury has an article asking why Eskom instituted the 'load-shedding' in the first place....*cackles..

I have given you the answers over and over again... It is all tied to Jackie Selebi's and Telkom's Big Brother Project...*shrugs..

The Town Clerk no longer remotely resembles one fortunate enough to have been educated...*laughing... I'm guessing he was bullied at school and is now using his official position to retaliate in kind....

The similarities between Sutcliffe's attitude and the behaviour we are subjected to by Bali and the Rotten Apples, is such, that I swear Herr Doktor Sutcliffe is attending classes on the Hill...*falls over..

He has achieved the status he has aimed for at last, and is now a fully fledged member of the Club and as corrupt as the rest....

Will he still be around in 2010? As with the Lord of the Foul, he clearly feels omnipotent and you have to ask yourselves why....

Simple..... The Zone was the birthplace of the massive Big Brother Scheme (see a Teklom tecchie sat....) and as such these Crooked Idiots can and will call the shots...*shrugs..

The Corrupt in Government and their advisors, are so bedazzled by the prospect of an endless supply of stolen information, they have clearly granted Sutcliffe permission and immunity to trot out the most outrageous lies without fear of prosecution...*winks at Bali...

The sudden huge increase in sewage leaks as they attempt to stuff cabling through a system designed to carry turds, the enormous amount of lighting activated during daylight hours, the incongruous name-changes, the rush to protect the billionaire Metro Police constable....

The vast and deliberate water runoffs as that system is also used for cabling, the hugely corrupt re-evaluation of property (from which the Town Clerk's own property was excluded), *coughs....

I believe ad nauseum fits the bill here....*gags..

I think I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am a Fool. But a Fool that loves this country and it's people.... I have demonstrated how greed and corruption are not restricted to race at all... that no single political party is averse to baksheesh and fraud....*grins..

It is possibly naive of me, but I also believe that the Mbekis and Zumas could make this country great, were they to distance themselves from advisors such as the Shaikboyz and their ilk....

That our leaders should instead employ such as the Debbie2 I used to know at mybroadband...*sighs... A political science student who was unafraid of the Truth...

Tis after all, these Whispering Advisors that have dragged this fair country to the edge of the abyss, and tis these shadowy manipulators that will see it either pulled to safety, or pushed over the edge. They hold all the cards....

Interesting times?

Peace...

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Finally published Monday 9th June 2008 at 9.45am