GUESS WHOSE COMING TO DINNER...?

(begun Tuesday at 3.45am)

The redoubtable Ms. Zille having been quoted in the Press as saying she felt that the President had now taken her fully into his confidence? Interesting...

And what do you get not that long after those classic words were uttered? Apparently a massive power cut/blackout in Cape Town...*grins.. (has yet to read those threads)

So, allow me to hypothesize that by giving Helen Zille the nitty gritty, meant that she was finally and officially told of the Big Brother Wireless Project...*grins again...

Oh sure she will have long known that all the Muni Departments have been linked, and she will have known the employees are now monitored, but she has now been put into the bigger picture at last by Thabo....*beams...

That the Public are too fickle and volatile and yes well, basically stupid, to be told of their pending infestation, will have been added to the conversation....

Cable thieves caused such a massive outtage? *falls over... No wonder they have had to replace the Mthiyane Contractors with the Biz Afrika Service providers! My bet is that Mthiyane are now hanging out in Cape Town! *shrieks.....

In the beginning of course it was they along with the Muni Electricity Security Section that arranged to have the enormous length of cable 'stolen' from Jan Smuts Highway...

When you study my photos of this ragtag crew, how on earth could you tell if they were thieves or contractors? see pics

Capetonians can expect now to have large sections of cable 'stolen' quite frequently. I would be fascinated to know the particular site of this 'theft' and who among you lives nearby...*cackles..

For it is there that the Plague will begin... A Government subsidised institution will be set up as the Base Station and a resident handed control of the most favourable circuit....

Having never been to Cape Town, I have no idea whether the University stands on high ground or not. I only know that Howard College has been the perfect place to house what this idiot would call the Main Frame for the Project...

Again, if you have a school, old-age home or church nearby, watch for a sudden increase in 'improvements'.....Painters and electricians erecting new lighting and adding coats of signal enhancing paint...

All the pleas for FTTH will now ultimately be met, albeit covertly....*grins...

The precious water system paid for by the residents of Cape Town, will begin to develop huge leaks and runoffs, as Telkom empty the water lines and stuff them with fibre...

Many suburbs will have white wireless boxes attached to their telephone poles and streetlight poles and the diggers will be Everywhere...*laughing...

Have you been approached to be a Controller for your street? Casually told that it will be a piece of pie to manage through your computer and that an Electrical Engineering Degree is superfluous and unneccessary? *winks at Bali....

That renovations to your property will be made and paid for by the Government and that your utility rates will be waived? Irresistible!!! *falls over cackling...

Will you all meet at a designated point once a week for 'lessons' and report backs? *grins...

My words are no longer a crazed conspiracy theory but fact...*nods..

While you are forced to leave your property each day and head to an office to make ends meet, big changes could be taking place on your street...

May I suggest that those Capetonians fortunate to have a trusted live-in charlady begin now by giving her a list of things to watch out for?

Muni vehicles and workers in the road, streetlights ON during the day, additional lighting added to a house nearby en sovoerts.... a DSLAM? A water leak that cannot be attributed to backwashing a pool? New manhole covers in the pavement? *smiles...

Have you already been persuaded to hop on board, and that this Project is for the Good of the People? *cackles... Are you going to swiftly master the art of selective ignorance at the criminal activities involved? You betcha!!!!

The covert additions made to some houses by wonderfully inexpensive teams of Painters recommended by an acquaintance or neighbour? Big Brother is here to stay worldwide....*nods..

Whether first world countries have used blatantly illegal methods to saturate areas with Wireless monitoring is doubtful...

The Crooked Here are rubbing their hands gleefully in wait... May I suggest that if you are an older person and not IT familiar, the single most important hobby you could take up would be basic IT....*cackles..

Although I am alas, no more IT friendly today than when I first was shown the ON button, I am optimistic that even your average 80 year old could aquire basic skillz....

Did Helen Zille have much to say regarding the blackout? Did she castigate Eskom and the Government for the losses to business etc.? Or was she uncharacteristically quiet on the matter? *beams...

Did I not predict in my earliest blogs that mybroadband.co.za would prove to be a wonderful recruitment centre for the Beasts and Governments Big Brother Project? And how right I have been proven...*cackles...

Whether seduced by mweb, voda3 or iburst - one way or another you will find that so many of the more articulate posters have quietened down considerably... Too busy with 'other' matters? *looks at skydog for starters and grins...

Moving on.....

Later:

Lets chat about Bernie and his Missus shall we?

You remember how (just for a laugh mind) I was roped in to have the big trees on their verge drastically pruned?

Because of the amount of leaves falling onto their Moth Cottage grounds..?.*chokes..

How once the trees had been hacked right back the real reason for their pruning was revealed here.. *keels over...

Now all this time later, a small miracle has occurred in the form of a relative of the Bernie's who runs a garden service...*applauds...

A service that is clearly within their budget..

Kind as the two Bernies are, they have now arranged for their garden service to clear out old Iris and her daughter Sue the Book's cottage grounds at a fee even they can afford! *amazed...

The end result? Access gained! As simply and easily as that...*cackling...

Amongst those diligent, sweaty wekkers will of course be the likes of King and his covert co-workers for the Muni electricity Dept. and the Mthiyane cowboys... *grins...

At first only minor adjustments will be made on these two properties, and as they gain the old lady's and Sue's trust, they will be left to do their thing more and more without being watched...*cackles..

Already, since the arrival of this staunch bunch of wekkers, Sue the Book is sporting a remarkable water runoff down her driveway...

A small bet that the Illuminati (read Brian Osborne) will eventually arrange for actual Plumbers to come in and dig?

Will Sue and Iris have inexplicable patches of plaster removed on any of their outside walls? Given a swift lumo signal- enhancing coat of paint?..*falls over...

Fosho there will be changes made and techno wonders added by some of these garden service guys...*shrugs and applauds Bernie and his Missus for their staunch support of the Beast...

Bear in mind as you sneer at my allegations, that you cannot prove me wrong anymore than I can prove I am right....*beams...

The large advertising board that was hung on the Howard college facing front fence of Sue the Book's home so long ago? So out of character that Mistuh Osborne permitted it (nay - Arranged for it!), is with hindsight, yet another marker for LOS....

Little wonder that Sue's health has deteriorated since 2004...*vomits.... Then of course one should look at Cliffy the Crazed living behind and right between Iris and Sue...

He becomes more unpredictably aggressive with each passing day...

Where did his new found bullish attitude come from and is it fuelled by large amounts of radiation? *chokes...

Let me guess if you will... that Barnabas fair Carol persuaded Cliff to attach aerial lights/signal enhancers to his house here in return for a reduced rental?

Why Carol? Eh, Carol is a fine Recruitment Officer in her own right fosho and Cliffy has an eye for the ladies does he not? *pukes gently...

The survey taker yesterday? A lecturer in Linguistics from the University of Cape Town? All above board or some weird hidden agenda?

Only time will tell and it was an amusing experience while it lasted...*grins...

Naturally I have my reservations...

Cape Town is just beginning to kick off the massive Big Brother Project..

UCT would be a fine place to house their MainFrame, especially if it stands above the surrounding neighbourhood...

Are the techs down there struggling to get the audio-monitoring correct?

Especially the lower registers? *chortles...

That the list of words he asked me to read into the microphone could so easily be digitally arranged to produce me saying things I wouldn't dream of saying? Always a possibility... *shrugs....

To have me repeat four banal words yet again?

He had switched off his techno wonder of a recorder when I casually said my dad had been an alcoholic, whereupon he swiftly reactivated the tape....*grins...

Was he enchanted as a linguistics professor, with my pronunciation of the word alcoholic? WTF did that have to do with anything? *keels over laughing... A slip? *waves to Satish and Raj...

This Game seldom if ever, gets boring... Did the listeners enjoy me chirping at the outset that I crave attention? *beams... Playing to the Gallery is great sport....

While my harshest judgements are reserved for the cretins who deliberately and with malice, sink to using their dogs as a part of this Game, for the rest I find the Players fascinating to a degree, and a good reason to rise each day with anticipation...*beams widely....

Peace...

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Tuesday 5th February 2008 at 9.12am.

THE SONG OF THE JACKHAMMER....

(begun Monday at 4.00am)

Once again I merrily bleat on about fibre optic cable when in fact they could be anything...*snorts...

You may have noticed I tend to get caught up in the 'moment'....

The neatly bricked manhole between Kasim's and the Sherwood flyon to the Freeway, certainly did have raw black worms, pathetically waiting for attention...

Trotting along further, down Jan Smuts towards Mayville, we found a huge loop of uncovered black cables almost opposite the garage and below No. 580 Barnard Road....*beams..

This address coincidentally, also had the visible remains of a large water runoff....

When we actually walked along Barnard road, I happily found a pole dressed identically to this one that sits in Kings Avenue, Westville....

Not too many of those about so worth a mention? Some really big money invested in a few of those properties as well...*interested...

Almost at the end of Barnard Road sits the house with the green roof (I double-checked this fact for skydog) at No. 620.....*grins...

Would an up-to-date voter's roll show the true owners names of all these numbers I so diligently collect? Would there be any relationship between all the owners besides the Telkom wimax connection?

Could the purchase of the more affluent properties and those that are having massive additions made, have been assisted by Government or Telkom funds? *smiles...

I am certain there have been handouts involved in persuading many home owners in Sherwood and the Zone to sign the dotted line.... However, those vast (and in many cases still under construction), homes situated in the most unlikely of places, show a sudden rush of very big money indeed...*curious...

Could it be that Moederloos on myadsl is merely another red-herring toadbaiter? *chortles... if you aren't already a member of www.mybroadband.co.za do yourself a favour and sign on...

Go and read all Moederloos posts and see what you think...with or against the Beast? *grins...

I still rise easily to the bait of a kind, albeit amused, word..do I not?

I'm told that there is now an mlungu lady overseeing the Parks Dept. clearing *astonished...

Could it be this one decked out in full muni blue gear right down to her hat? I remember zooming in the picture and how startled I had been to find her sitting below our wall with the other wekkers.

At some point after that, I had seen her riding shotgun on the Parks tractor as well...

She was last seen here in December, just before the usual cleaning operations came to a grinding halt forever and the valley has since been left for the most part to grow wild....

Oh ja - the gang still comes in - but now they cut only strategically. Where the controlled water runoff below the Senior boys Hostel pours down the hillside into the valley receives plenty of attention.. and a careful clearing some feet out from all the boundary walls seems to be a feature...*puzzled...

I look again at my picture of the weedwhacker operator taken on tuesday 22nd January at 2.24pm and grin ....

Not an inch of flesh reveals the identity of that strange over-dressed in protection gear droog as he/she moved about, clearly assisting with the LOS operations...*cackles...

Where the Rotten Apples have gone to such deliberate and complicated lengths to create scenarios purely for my benefit (*curtseys), wasting precious time and manpower to amuse themselves, I cannot believe that the Govt (read Muni) would engage in such foolishness... Wrong again? *shrugs...

We walked through to Randles Road and climbed the hill past St. Anne's RC church... Base Camp of that arch-sucker, Father Denker....*hawks...

I was tempted to enter while the service was underway, and catch a glimpse of this fatcat, but he wouldn't have known me from Adam, so no point there....*shrugs..

His innocent charges over the way at St. Theresa's now have the newly added section of roof directly over their dormitory. A section that shines like silver in the early morning light....*spits..

If you believe that they have been merely repairing leaks, then you are a simple as this toad....*laughing..

Later:

I sucked the camera batteries dry in my efforts to capture the MTB lights this morning...*cackles...

I am happy to try as many as twenty times to get it right, and plodding persistence pays off as a rule...*grins... I was lucky enough to get two shots of the port-a-lights in the dormitory at 5.12am and the role that the storeroom below now plays in the operations....*smiles...

Blue curtains? Silly that I never saw those before ja....

So at the moment the focus appears to be directed to the section directly beneath the newly laid sheets on the roof. It doesn't however, distract me from seeing the huge orange Port-a-lights beaming out from the north end of the orphanage upstairs in the evenings...

This morning it was as though all the lights were running once again at half-mast strength..

Even my Master's more than half dozen did not seem as dazzling... guilt at using so much power as the country reels with the blackouts? *falls over..

Guilt and Collin Balliram are foreign to each other....*laughing...

I was up unlocking the gate after 5.00am this morning as Cliff's big dog came trotting up the Crescent....*chokes and waves to the weird old dude in case he's watching....

So quick he was to blame his newly-elevated Flame Lily Board Member at No. 11 of having bitches in season. And there was No. 11 in turn going ballistic that this unneutered male repeatedly breaks down his fence?

The both of them could easily get a job learning to basket-weave across the road at Challenge...*cackles...

It gives the neighbourhood dogs a healthy cardio workout which can only be a good thing...*grins...

If any blood is shed, I will hopefully be there to record it...*nods..

Young Spotty was again carelessly shut out of his property as we walked by yesterday...*shrugs... A shame but something that no longer inflames me at all, but rather makes me feel quite good about myself....*beams..

Though admittedly slower than average, I still enjoy Head Games...*grins...

You remember I told you of how Sabeera Samuels (up at No. 18) construction bordering the valley now resembled a squash court? No longer. It has risen even higher since I last saw it...*awesome...

The Structural Engineering plans alone must have cost a fortune as all the residents are aware of the subsidance here in the valley...*impressed....

I was unaware till yesterday that Cyril at No. 16 also had one of these little corrugated iron sheds at the bottom of his garden... it reminds me of lynksys (sp) and sparkling green lights and wifi.... *smiles... Pretty much identical to the one Freddy has here...*grins...

Two doors down and you have the seriously dodgy Accountant himself. Sho nuff Freddy had a light hooked over his creosote pool fence that is blindingly intense white... Halogen or something else? It speaks no doubt to the deep orange light active on a house wall bordering St. Theresa's playing field. Just behind the cricket practise nets ja...*laughs...

Is the lack of clearing in the valley below a measure to deter casual visitors? Just a thought...

The Glassman's appie had grumbled that since the steel palisade fencing had been erected round the field he can no longer take the shortcut through to Mary Road so.....its working? *applauds...

Constant dips this morning....Unstable system or Controller... ? You decide...*falls over....

I was musing on how helpful it has been to follow the obviously neglected dogs in the area...*beams... Neglected would of course include not bothering to spay or neuter the animals...

I freely admit that it has coloured my opinions dramatically of Kasim, Mohamed, Cliffy the Fool and lest we forget, Charles Newton (recently blessed new member of the Board of Trustees at the Illuminati's Flame Lily Park....*grins...

To judge a man by the treatment meted out to his animals is sound advice indeed.... is it not o Captain, my Captain? *chokes...

A grey and drizzly day has brought some relief from the scorching heat of yesterday... I have things to do....

Peace julle...

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Monday 4th February 2008 at 12.33pm