Monday, November 24, 2008

THE SINS OF THE.........
(begun Tuesday 25th November at 3.30am....)
Hear that? Impressive hey? It's probably magnified a bit by the cloud cover, but that's a sound that will become commonplace across the land fairly soon. *shrugs.... He generally dumbs it down considerably at daybreak and besides, the traffic has picked up by then and further disguises it.... It's amazing at this time of day though....
She says I tend to read too much into things. Classic! That could just be the understatement of the year! *roffels..
About the CPF Meeting last night..... By the time the fourth SAPS officer walked into our little Meeting room, I was hard put not to start cackling out loud. A quiet evening crimewise then guys? *winks...
I was too busy smarting that nobody from Sydenham Heights had pitched, after she'd said they'd be there....*sighs... serves me right, as I broke my own rule and forgot the 'no expectations' on that one....*grins....
The Head Honcho was inexplicably sombre, and I took his unexpected appearance at face value and thought it a decent enough gesture.... Not so M....*grins again...
She had several interesting theories, any one of which may have indeed been the reason for the bizarre show of Force.... *keels over ....
I've been struggling of late to find the answer to a puzzle.... Yeah, another one! *laughing...
It occurred to me that if I knew her maiden name it might just answer some of the niggling questions I've had since our last CPF Meeting...
Has my line of enquiry been noted? You bet it has...*cackles...
der Kommissar certainly hit the nail on the head when he encouraged us to gossip! *winks...
A few of us went up to Engen after the Meeting and stood about chatting over coffee.. Amazingly, and without any effort at all on my part, I was given the answer I sought, on a plate...*beams... That and more, in fact.....
Has my opinion of her changed overnight as a result? Not a chance! It's been a while coming, and why I'd thought that knowing her maiden name might shed light on her leniency, lawd knows.... The jury is still out but my word, has it now given me a whole new field of wild surmise to gallop through! *shrieks...
Though we're obviously both still on a mission dedicated to encouraging Sydenham SAPS to work WITH the residents of the Zone, her approach may well be coloured by this latest information. *dances.... Ambiguity is my forte but despite this, the Rotten Apples will know exactly what I'm on about....*laughing..
I'm told that the President-to-be's Advisor, Schabir Shaik, has moved back from Albert Luthuli Hospital to his suite at Westville Prison. To aid his drive for a Presidential Pardon? He'll have to bite the bullet for quite a while to add credence to his claims that prison is having a detrimental effect on his health!
Having so far spent most of his sentence in the relative luxury of a hospital ward at one of our classier state hospitals, I guess he is forced now to slum it for a while, in what passes for a cell in Prison, if his calls for release are to be sympathetically viewed. *shrugs..
Later
By 4.30am as predicted, the Wireless song has been dumbed down considerably...*waves to mon Capitano....
I recall Councillor Christians telling us that there was a new IT kid on the block up at the Station. He'd apparently had his bandwidth nicked, and this officer had helped him solve the problem...*curious.... The Councillor had said it wasn't Colin Balliram, and certainly not Lazzie so....? Could it be the owner of the rather magnificent and very powerful motor bike tucked out of sight by the Admin Block on the Hill? *sniffs the air....
The owner must certainly be earning way more than a constable's paltry wage to afford such a beautiful machine... *interested.... What is his position at the Station? Could he be the new IT specialist the Councillor mentioned? One of el Molto Revolto's star pupils in training, to locum for my Poison Prince when he feels the need to take a break in Nassau? *chortles....
Do you buy that the audio-monitoring of our little CPF Meeting Room is no more than a practise run? That we are being used to test the Conference Call/ Speaker Phone abilities of the system for future use? With all that I've told you to this point, do you not consider that the Rotten Apples will target those members who speak out at our Meetings, without what the Abuser may consider, sufficient Respect? *keels over....No?
Wake up you IDIOTS! *laughing....
The Beast's genius idea of using the already criminal to install and run the Information Theft Project has begun to hit snags.... Their prize Controller is feeling the effects of his own Power FFS, and has brought the scheme into disrepute before it's even properly off the ground....*lawls..
Despite that he has chosen to sit quietly for some time now, he has clearly been well paid for his efforts so far, judging by the ongoing additions and renovations to Cracker Palace aka The Chicken Coop....*cackles...
I concede that I'm envious of the high standard of work that is being done. The amount of copper alone, that is being used for the new toilet facility, has me wondering whether Adrian Kingsley will be along any time soon...
I gather this one-time alleged child rapist and Pawn of the Rotten Apples has been funding his habit by thieving copper over in Randles Road? How long before he sniffs out the fine array now decorating my Master's newly plastered loo? *keels over cackling... Are we laying the ground work for our next Insurance scam?
Captain Smiley Murugen it was that suggested at our Meeting that we use a cheaper and less attractive replacement to copper piping. What applies to the common man however, is not a consideration entertained by el Pollo de Grande... As with his so confident parking of the Beemer out on the road for hours at a stretch, so he considers his copper piping to be safe from any harm....*shrieks..
You consider this unworthy of a mention here? Au contraire, if you add it to my ongoing allegations, it paints my Master as one who doesn't anticipate enduring crime unless it is a pre-arranged production and with his blessing...*snorts...
Does he now snivel that his madness is my doing? *rolls it's eyes...
It would be entertaining to see the list of highly creative excuses trotted out by the Courageous Couple, exonerating them from culpability in this peurile vendetta. How brilliantly they have embroidered on the Truth and given me a persona of such dynamically evil proportions...*collapses laughing...
Those hardy enough to actually stay awake while reading these blogs, will by now have figured out that I am a STULTIFYINGLY boring toad-in-the-street and very little else....*lawls...
You have all been hoodwinked with ease by the very pair you all revere...
To the many who have been enrolled willingly to the Information Theft Project - Beware dudes.... As you gaily ferret about in your neighbour's privacy, so does a Controller watch, and listen to you...
However carefully you choose to spend the rewards of your nefarious labours, you cannot now buy back your freedom, and are as PWNED as this Toad ever is... Good luck and peace...
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Tuesday 25th November 2008 at 9.19am.