BUT I GET UP AGAIN....

(begun Monday 15th March at 3.00pm....)

I was just about finished editing "I get Knocked Down" in blogger when he thumped noisily into the TV jackpoint. I spat on auto and forgot about it, till a bit later when the GW pointed out that we'd lost the screen on the TV....
Maybe I've been getting it wrong all along? Maybe it's Balliram's only means of showing his admiration and appreciation for my blogging efforts, and not the smack I've always considered it to be..? *grins..

A coward's critique then? Course, he can't really get mad at anything I say, now can he? After all, it's always been HIS Game, and certainly not mine... I was the star of his version of the Truman Show long before I finally twigged what was going on. Man, there were some truly memorable moments back then, were there not? *laughs..

Credit where it's due guys... The Producer/Director of the Show leads a way more interesting life than the Lead FFS! Aren't you glad I swung the cameras around, metaphorically speaking? *cackles... You were all bored witless with my whining, and only going along with it to keep el Monstro the Obsessed happy?
Once the spotlight was turned on the Courageous Couple instead, and they were revealed for what they really are, the ratings must have rocketed surely?
As a Team they've been almost infallible... He cocks up - She sweeps the mess away.. Perfect! Bolstered by their legions of fans, I never stood a chance.... *belches...

Except...... The truth became unavoidably apparent, and even their most die-hard sycophants had to STFU eventually.. My well-earned title of 'unpleasant' has long since been taken over by Colin Balliram who it turns out, is far more deserving than ever I was...

Thumping the screen off today wasn't the brightest idea at all.. For the continuation of this behaviour confirms that Captain Lazarus is indeed working with the Druglord as agreeably as Nayager ever did... *beams...
Would the SAPS Comms. Officer have you believe he knows nothing of the monitoring system saturating our home? *falls over laughing...
Just as he knew nothing of the contract shooting in 2008? His goose is, as they say, cooked.... *grins..
It's only a matter of time till the Idiot next door gives the whole game away during one of his petty rages and takes Laz down with him... Tsk, tsk....

I went up the top after 8.00pm last night to fetch something from the postbox. I turned to go back down and was treated to the sight of a dark coloured vehicle partially obscured by the trees and shrubs under the gumtrees across the valley. It huddled on the Recreation Centre side of the bluff as opposed to the water runoff side HERE.
How often does it sneak in over there, and for what purpose? For the past month or more I've seen headlights flashing on the gumtrees several times and must assume it's a mobile version of the Hardy Boys, assisting the signals to line up correctly?

Anyone care for an update on the visits made by the red/maroon people carrier which used to be driven by someone resembling a boereseun? I'm sure I've missed him on several visits, but let's see now...
The 8th January at 10.06am, 12th January at 8.31am, 20th January at 8.44am, 27th January at 8.39am, 2nd February at 9.01am, 9th February at 8.23am, 15th February at 9.56am, 2 March at 8.46am, 9th March at 8.47am, and there he was again this morning at 10.47am..
His visits never last for less than an hour and if as I suspect, he's doing a runoff down the side of the bluff there, that would amount to quite a bit of water loss..
How long before lists of ways to save water appear in the Press? *shakes it's head....
It's obviously well worth the huge wastage when you think of what can ultimately be achieved? Time and money spent on rigging up a silly old woman's home for entertainment? Corruption to a paid-for-regularly landline (Lately I must add, corruption and interference on a GRAND scale) *waves to Lazarus...

Ditto with the huge increases charged for electricity.. Festoon the walls everywhere with a vast number of additional lighting to promote the Blessed Big Brother signal, many of which remain active during daylight hours.. The sheep will buy even the most inane of excuses made for this, so no worries hey? Then finally slap them with the cost of having their own Privacy removed! It's Genius!!!!

Course there's people going to get hurt along the way and properties destroyed, but hey, you're forced to use unqualified imbeciles to run the program and as long as they can hack a site online they're good enough to use as Controllers....
You hit the jackpot with Balliram.. Who knew there was such a mean-spirited guy lurking under that dof exterior? His creativity and total lack of conscience are a real bonus, never mind his connections to the underbelly of society...*applauds Allen Spence heartily...

Tuesday 16th March at 2.35am..

I'm earlier than usual... *blinks.. I'd dreamed the little white dog was running flat out along a freeway somewhere, and woke to find my own nose was running tsk, tsk....
Even that can't make me hate him.... While it certainly gave me focus, he is what he is... *shrugs...

Back before the GW and the kids, I remember a road on the Bluff where you could park off at night to see Fairyland... I remember being told it was actually the oil refinery..*grins... Ablaze with light, it was some sort of pretty landmark after dark in those days..
We've advanced tremendously since then haven't we? Does the Moses Madhiba Stadium stay lit all night every night? As visually stunning as it is by day, I'm appalled at the thought of such wastage at night, and if it's not being used for an event it shouldn't be on..

On the other hand, is it possible it outstrips the contribution made by the huge base-station running out of Howard College? The lights on the MTB pale by comparison so......?
Was Leonard Els ever involved in anything to do with the Stadium? Hell, thats a long shot, but if he's interested in lights, why look further than that eye-popping arena?

How's Schabir doing these days? Does he remember to keep his distance from the monitor? Is he feeling the effects of his eavesdropping interest yet? What do they chat about at the Indian Consulate's larnie home nearby? If he runs true to form it'll be the bedroom monitoring that gives the Whisperer the most enjoyment... *gags..
I recall the false outrage displayed by el Monstro when I constantly remarked on the pilot light showing on Telkom's white multiplex box that faced our bedroom some years back... *winks..

Of course I was right and he and his chommies, including Nayager, would find endless entertainment eavesdropping on the sounds made here after dark....
At our time of life, it's unlikely they got much more than some magnificently amplified snores and farts, but even that would have caused endless amusement to these inane goondaboys...
Since then of course, they've refined their methods (an odd word to use under the circumstances), and I don't know whether the tiny lights on the boxes are still required for the information theft...
I doubt it - though the Pervert is as much in the bedrooms of our home now as he is in every room of our house and yours...*cackles..
Despite having access to any porn on the internet that rocks his boat, I'm betting he's more addicted and turned on by making up threesomes in the Neighbourhood's sleeping quarters than anything else... *spews....

I'm betting she had words with him when I first revealed his perversions, and that's what led to him having our Wireless box in the valley deliberately vandalised... *roffels..
Much later THIS guy came and fixed it back on the pole.. You remember? The same 'Telkom tech' with the identifying growth on his forehead that was made to access our courtyard one rainy night, in an attempt to terrorise us?

My word, it's been fun has it not Balliram? As I've groped and blundered about trying to find the answer to the mystery? To finally find that the entire Info Theft Project has been based on assumption and rumour? That the Project Authors have had to resort to deliberately escalating crime, should tell you that there may well have been other ways to deal with any possible threat. I'm betting our Big Brother blueprint was found to be the most lucrative for the Top Players and the rest of the world is happy to sit back and watch the experiment unfold...

It's sad that its been left to an Idiot with such poor command over the language to attempt to articulate the decline and fall of civilisation in this country... A decline deliberately engineered not by savages, but by what I would doubtless regard as intellectual Boffins... Eh! The irony! *yawns...

The Pervert next door is up and attempts to activate the bunker device stealthily... I spit and it retreats... Are my incoherent babblings worth more than a snigger or two? M. has long claimed that I fed Nayager and his Stooge information they wouldn't have otherwise known... I retorted that was bullshit and that these criminals were always 10 steps ahead due to the monitoring... So then why am I permitted to tell you the Truth here?
Someone is powerful enough to stay my execution for what reason?

An even worse Pervert than Colin P. Balliram? One who entertains a truly sick desire to see the ultimate effects of our Network Admin's extreme attentions? You don't want to watch, but can't help yourself? You're really curious to see how much humans can take before the affects become visible? What?
I could fill pages with the strange results already, but I choose not to.. Put that in your bent pipe and smoke it! *finger..
Much like our Controller, my shelf-life is running out rapidly, and that's cool..
Nothing I've said in the thousands of words I've scribbled has made a blind bit of difference to the Authors ultimate goal...*shrugs...
How does that make me feel? Sort of chuffed that I would even try, dudes... *beams....

LATER...

At 5.36am Khaled's house alarm sounded down at Number 2, though they've long since moved across Jan Smuts Highway...*makes a note to check if the Wakefield's board has been taken down...

Peace..

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Tuesday 16th March 2010 at 8.57am....

I GET KNOCKED DOWN....

(begun Sunday 14th March at 5.15am...)

I've just switched the kitchen light back on to find the intense buzzing is back, along with an immediate increase in ear pressure... *yawns...

How's this for starters?
The stunning white BMW convertible driven by Barnabas' protege Baron Frankson was a gift? Have I lost track of time completely, or is he not barely out of school? Does he pay taxes or is he exempt due to his 'connections'? Would this young man pass a genuine life-style audit? *curious...

LATER AT 5.40am..

The more I mull it over the more sense it makes... Why Big Business remains so silent as Sutcliffe consistently abuses his position, and why they suffer the devastating powercuts willingly. A shocking conspiracy right? Shut up, sit tight, and we'll save you?
You've been told that the Information Theft Project is the only means of saving the country from those that desire to promote the Africa for Africans scenario? You've been assured that Agliotti and Barnabas' roles are merely a means to an end. You've been told I'm a well-meaning blethering idiot? Hang on, you figured that out without having to be told.. Fabulous!

Monday 15th March at 3.40am..

So many newspapers, so little time to read them....
I'd be lying if I said the sight of His Chubby Shinyness getting nailed on the front page of yesterday's Sunday Times wasn't a delight! The would-be Mining Magnate has been revealed finally as one of the greedier porkers at the trough...
Okay - so I'm a convert.. What's your point? You have a plan to enlighten his hordes of adoring fans that jump to his every bidding and DON'T have access to these media exposes? No?
Wake me when you come up with something that will actually solve this rotund problem and achieve anything other than impressing your Investors...
Are huge tax concessions being granted to the bigger players for their complicity? Al Baraka Bank for starters? *looks at Mo with interest....

Another whinge in the Tribune Herald from der Kommissar and his lawyer, continuing their insistence that his arrest by the Hawks and all the charges against him are simply a part of a conspiracy to oust him..*laughing... Well, doh!

C'mon guys, did you find that original press release on the sexual harrassment of female staff members at Sydenham Station yet, or not? Dig it out and run it again, it's well worth it...
Nepaul is certainly earning his fee and has so far made the other nasty charges go away with comparative ease, despite that they were all true... *shrugs...
Will the female SAPS members who were molested and degraded by the Pig stand their ground under pressure, or does Nepaul already smell victory there as well? *sighs...
Ag, you know the answer to that already...

My only consolation is that One-Eyed Jack's reputation can never recover from the public revelations of his disgusting behaviour... His attempt to hide the docket relating to his own Contempt of Court charge...?
That would be where his unfortunate wife was forced to take out an injunction (?) to have his service pistol removed, due to his ongoing threats...
You'll recall that Nayager didn't see this as a problem, and merely signed out another gun the very next morning, which he then attempted to use on the Good Superintendent Augustine Mngomezulu....
The Hawks recovered the missing docket relating to this incident hidden in One-Eyed Jack's safe up at Admin... *gags...

I guess then that you've finally woken up to realise that Tweedledumb's personal attitude to the Law is mirrored by his Lackey Colin Balliram as well? That Captain Courageous thinks along similar lines to his one-time Mentor and buddy, Nayager? Another reckless and irresponsible criminal who regards himself as above any form of the Law, and who remains holding control over power circuits here in the Zone...

Clearly this doesn't disturb you in any way... *belches... Yeah, I'm asking for his removal from the Zone, though it will probably finish me off.. His bullying presence has become a way of life to me, and I'm not sure I can adapt to a 'normal' existence at this point... He makes it clear daily that he can't be rehabilitated and therefore he must go... *sighs..
While you're at it, send that utter arsehole Allen Spence round to ours...
Let him come and attempt to persuade me that he was 'just following orders'....
Another, every bit as corrupt as Herr Sutcliffe fosho.. Doing his bit for the country SE GAT! *gets a grip...

Now, how's about this for wild speculation......?
The Mountain Rise Police Station and it's similarity to the SAPS Sydenham situation, including the recent arrest of it's corrupt Commanding officer..
I understand that Balliram has family up there in Pietermaritzburg? Would it be too much to surmise that they live near the Mountain Rise Station? May I speculate that the area is also neatly wired up to feed private information from the surrounding suburbs to the since-arrested Head of Station?
Is el Monstro in any way involved with the corruption at the Maritzburg station, even if merely by way of a family member? *curious...

When the Authors of Big Brother first approached Big Business and outlined their plans to head off die Swart Gevaar, did they carefully omit many of the finer details?
Or did they come clean at the outset and say that Jackie Selebi (Head Honcho at the time) was tasked to ensure that each and every Station around the country would embark on an unofficial go-slow? That in fact crime should deliberately be allowed to run rampant in an effort to terrify more citizens into believing the Info Theft Project was their only means of avoiding a bloodbath?

Was this fact included in the initial Presentation Jannie? Or was it a well-kept secret? *interested... I guess another facet of the Big Brother technology you forgot to mention was the ability to enable audio-monitoring in homes and businesses around the land.. Ooops? Are the top guys at say, the Al Baraka Bank, aware of this?
Then of course, there's the question of who owns the right to these private conversations now so easily stolen.
Having handed over large areas in each Province to Druglords and Organised Crime Bosses to manage as they see fit, do you sit back and nudge each other with glee as these bullying thugs lay on entertainment for you?
I have to surmise that Nayager and his Monkey Colin Balliram were ahead of the pack in this Department and led the field when it came to downright cruelty? Sour grapes? Moi? Pfft...
There's little doubt that even now I'm the source of much mirth and merriment..
That my gibbering wails for rescue cause you to writhe about with hysterical laughter... *yawns..
Each rant I write is found to be more amusing than the last, not so? I guess you long ago forgot the difference between good and bad, through necessity? *spews...

*I've just been into the kitchen and switched on the light, which remained oddly silent this time.. The pressure in my ears was extreme in that little room and no amount of yawning or swallowing hard made any difference at all.. The reason for this is.......? No, no, one at a time please!*

You've tracked down the young scumbag who controls the power circuit near Tracey-Lee Dorny's place? Come on! How hard can it be FFS? Knock on doors till you drop and LISTEN to what the people say.. Controllers will be pretty much cut from the same cloth (those that sink to the level of corrupting a target's computer, anyways).. Very often arrogant and above the law, they will stand out as the Neighbours from Hell... You have a short list already?
Don't forget the connection to the local Station, though my guess is they won't be visiting that Controller in the official SAPS vehicles any more...*grins...

Has Ping at bblounge himself signed some sort of Official Secrets Act? Has he too bought the Swart Gevaar scenario and been persuaded to avoid all mention of theInformation Theft Project or the increase in masts? The sometimes bitter exchanges between posters is entertaining and will at least ensure a steady stream of visitors to the site...
Probably not for reasons that the site owner intended, but good enough for me...

I've since heard a few more details on pretty N's background, though the reason for her appearance at our Meetings remains a mystery.. Anything I can do, other than have you falling about laughing, you just let me know hey? *waves cheerfully to Gavin..
If you wish me to zip my lip on matters pertaining to your better half, you only need ask... *waits with interest...
With our CPF AGM looming at the end of the month, we're in for an interesting time... The simple re-election of the existing Committee isn't going to happen after all, and I shall sit back and watch the proceedings with fascination... *grins..

Peace julle...

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Monday 15th March 2010 at 10.39am....